After Duan Dawei took a shower, I deliberately walked on his outside to let him stand between myself and Li Jie. Seeing this, Li Jie mistakenly thought that I was cowardly and afraid of accidents, so I saw him snort coldly, and the expression on his face was extremely disdainful.

When Duan Dawei passed by Li Jie, I arched him and asked in a voice that Li Jie could just hear, "Hey, Dawei, do you know the 'four blacks'?" ”

Here's a bit of knowledge. When we were children or earlier, there were some witticisms that began with the word "four" in the society, which appeared in the form of four groups of sentences, and the objects of description were mostly XX organs or gender relations, and the language was easy to understand, concise and concise, and it was the crystallization of the wisdom of the majority of working people. Among them, the more classic ones are "four hard", "four wilts", "four white", "four black", "four thin" and "four thick". Take "four thin" as an example, I remember saying this: onion skin, snot bubbles, XX membranes, and YT avoidance.

Duan Dawei was immediately interested when he heard me talk about this, and said with his eyebrows fluttering, "Zhang Fei, Li Kui, donkey XX, landmines!" ”

I peeked at Li Jie, and when he heard the "four blacks" from Duan Dawei's mouth, his body couldn't help but tremble, and he turned his head sharply and stared at the two of us with his eyes blazing. As I expected, he was still very sensitive to his skin color.

I laughed exaggeratedly and deliberately repeated, "Donkey XX, mines!" Hahahaha... Donkey XX! ”

At this time, Li Jie's expression seemed to be about to kill, and he said viciously, "I'm XXX, you guys say it again!" ”

Seeing Li Jie's seizure, I immediately closed my mouth obediently and hid sideways behind Duan Dawei. Duan Dawei was stunned by his scolding, and chose to fight back head-on in the face of a sudden provocation. I saw Duan Dawei's strange eyes rolled and scolded: "I'm XXX! You're sick, aren't you?! ”

Li Jie was originally just targeting me, but at this moment, Duan Dawei, who was a brick head, took the initiative to stand up and scold himself, so he naturally couldn't admit defeat, so he ignored me, turned his head and glared at Duan Dawei and scolded, "XXX, who did you scold just now?!" ”

Duan Dawei's firecracker temper was a little bit, and he didn't ask why Li Jie insulted himself for no reason, he straightened his chest and stared at the other party condescendingly, scolding, "XXX is just scolding you!" As he spoke, he pushed Li Jie with his chest.

Li Jie scolded and flew up and scuffled with Duan Dawei.

So far, I have successfully transferred Li Jie's hostility to Duan Dawei, and I can sit back and watch the tiger fight from the other side of the mountain. It's a bit of a grandson to do this, but if there's always a bomb hanging around you and you don't know when it will explode, it's a real headache to worry about it all day. In all fairness, Duan Dawei is really innocent to be involved in this troubled water for no reason, but fortunately, he is also energetic, so let him toss for me to accompany Li Jie, who is not in the dark.

At that time, boys paid attention to heads-up in fights, and others couldn't interfere when they were heads-up, so Wang Meng and I stood aside and cheered for Duan Dawei. At this time, the boys who lined up to wash their faces by the pool surrounded the two of them in the middle, and the girls scattered in all directions screaming.

Li Jie regretted it when he started with Duan Dawei, and found that he had seriously underestimated Duan Dawei's combat effectiveness. Duan Dawei is thick in blood in today's words, and it is very forbidden to fight. Li Jie's fists and kicks didn't care about him, but he was punched by Duan Dawei several times and grinned in pain.

By the middle of the battle, Li Jie was already at a disadvantage, and occasionally punched Duan Dawei as if he was tickling him. However, what made Li Jie feel most terrifying was that Duan Dawei's face was expressionless at all when he was beaten, as if the punch just now had hit someone else, and even the eyes of the whole person became dull. At this time, Duan Dawei was like a walking corpse, and there was only one prey left in his world, Li Jie...

The more Li Jie fought, the more chilled he became, and in the end, he had no intention of fighting at all, so he saw the opportunity to run away with a false move, and scolded as he ran, "Sun thief!" You're waiting! ”

Seeing this, the onlookers laughed, and Wang Meng and I also shouted Niu B, and wanted to step forward to celebrate Duan Dawei, but he was obviously stunned after discovering that his opponent suddenly disappeared. Duan Dawei did not start to celebrate the victory like ordinary people, but gasped and let out a muffled roar, rushing out of the crowd and chasing Li Jie.

This scene frightened Li Jie, seeing Duan Dawei chasing closer and closer, at this time, he only hated his parents for giving birth to two fewer legs for him, and ran straight to the school gate with his feet in his hands. In this way, the figures of the two of them disappeared one after the other at the corner of the teaching building, leaving only us onlookers standing in place.

After a period of silence, all the boys present sighed in unison, "Sleep... Trough... Wang Meng and I glanced at each other, not knowing whether to wait here for him to come back or go to him. In the end, the two of us agreed that we should go home and eat first...

When the military training was assembled in the afternoon, Li Jie did not appear in the queue. During the break, Wang Meng and I couldn't help but come to Duan Dawei to ask about Li Jie's whereabouts, and Duan Dawei told the story of the two of them running out of the school one after the other: Because Duan Dawei chased after him, Li Jie ran out of the school gate in a panic, and ran west along the inner street of Xizhimen, and Duan Dawei chased after him. The two then launched a fierce chase on the West Inner Street, and ran through the Xizhi Gate with a fierce man, seeing that they were almost at the exhibition hall. . . At this time, the two of them really couldn't run, Li Jie looked back and saw that although Duan Dawei was already faltering, he still didn't mean to stop chasing, I don't know what kind of hatred this person has with him, why is he so persistent. As he ran, he shouted out of breath, "You... You have... I'm sick! You're chasing... Why are you chasing me?! ”

Duan Dawei also shouted with a sigh of relief: "I... I... I'm going to strangle you! ”

Li Jie was shocked when he heard this, and he didn't dare to speak anymore and turned his head to continue to flee for his life. It happened that a bus on the side of the road came into the station, and Li Jie jumped up when he saw the opportunity. At this time, Duan Dawei was also at the end of his crossbow, so he could only watch Li Jie slip away from between his fingers, and after a sigh, he helplessly embarked on the way home.

After listening to Duan Dawei's narration, the picture of Li Jie sitting on the bus and dying alone appeared in front of my eyes, and a sense of sadness arose spontaneously (it is estimated that this grandson has no money in his pocket and can't come back).

I only heard Duan Dawei say unrelentingly, "Don't let me see Ya Ting tomorrow, if you see it, you will hit the shit!" ”

After hearing this, Wang Meng expressed support for Duan Dawei's idea and vowed to carry out the battle to the end.

I was afraid that things would get bigger, and I was even more worried that I would be involved, so I hurriedly calmed down and said, "Okay, okay, don't catch the toad and pinch out the urine, it's all a class, if it's endless, it's boring." ”

Duan Dawei snorted coldly with a dark face, and said noncommittal.

Seeing this, I then persuaded and said, "He has let you chase you from Xinjiekou to the zoo, and this time he will completely subdue Ya, and you will probably have to pee when I see you again in the future." ”

Hearing this, Duan Dawei's face looked a little better, and under my continuous guidance, he finally agreed not to beat Li Jie when he met tomorrow, but the premise was not to provoke himself again, but if he dared to take a look at this fight, he would definitely not be able to run. Next time, even if he runs to Xiangshan, he will definitely not give up.

After the military training in the afternoon, Teacher Zhang Li called me to the office, and as soon as I entered the room, I asked straight to the point: "Our classmates reported that Li Jie and Duan Dawei had a fight at noon today?" I heard you were there at the time? ”

I nodded and hummed, thinking in my heart who owed it, and the little report had come to the head teacher so quickly.

Teacher Zhang Li continued to ask, "Why are they fighting?" ”

Fortunately, I was prepared, and said unhurriedly, "What happened is this, at that time, I was washing my face by the pool with Duan Dawei and Wang Meng, and after washing, the three of us chatted and happened to pass by Li Jie." I don't know what's going on, he suddenly yelled at Duan Dawei, not to mention that a few of us laughed at him for his dark skin, but he didn't say a word and got into a fight with Duan Dawei. ”

"So what are you all talking about?" Teacher Zhang Li asked.

"It's just nonsense, guessing what's the darkest thing in the world." I said.

"What's the blackest thing in the world?" Teacher Zhang Li was curious.

"It's Zhang Fei and Li Kui... Mines or something. I said with a stumbling voice.

Teacher Zhang Li snorted out loud after hearing this, but then thought that this move was a bit inappropriate, so she quickly coughed and put away her smile, and said, "No wonder Li Jie is angry, the three of you are too damaged." ”

My heart says it's still a loss, and the most damaged thing hasn't told you yet... I scratched the back of my head and laughed, "The three of us were in the same class in elementary school, and we usually have a good relationship and joke more casually, but I promise you that I never meant to laugh at Li Jie, he really misunderstood." ”

Maybe seeing that I was sincere, Teacher Zhang Li nodded and said, "I will also ask Li Jie to understand the situation when I go back, if there is really a misunderstanding, you can take Duan Dawei to explain to him, they are all classmates, and you can't fight because of a little misunderstanding." She paused and instructed, "And in the future, you guys have to be in control of proportion, the two of them fought because of a misunderstanding caused by a joke, and one of them didn't even participate in the afternoon military training, how worthless do you say." ”

I nodded yes again and again, saying that I would pay more attention to what I said and did in the future, and took the initiative to ask for responsibility for this matter. Teacher Zhang Li waved her hand, just a few words of encouragement and let me go back. I forced a smile and walked out of the door of Teacher Zhang Li's office, thinking that this time my grandson pretended to be too successful, if Teacher Zhang Li knew that Li Jie and Duan Dawei fought at my instigation, I would have to be mad...

That night, my mother borrowed two boxes of video tapes from the workplace, and because the VCR at home was broken, I had to take them to my uncle's house to watch them. When I went to my uncle's house, it was about seven o'clock in the evening, and it was already dark. On the way, there was a man standing at the base of the wall on the side of the road, who seemed to be hiding in the shadow of the backlight, and when he found me alone, he waved at me in the dark. I didn't think much of it and thought I had met an acquaintance, but when I got closer, I realized that there was a strange face in front of me. This man was about fifteen or sixteen years old, with a small haircut, and he was half a head taller than me.

He put his hands in his pockets and didn't speak, just raised his chin and looked me up and down, which gave people a very unfriendly feeling. Up to this point, I still didn't know what he told me to do, and he looked furious, so I tentatively asked, "Are you looking for me?" ”

He spat on the ground before he spoke, and said coldly, "Do you have money in your pocket?" ”

WC, I just realized that I had encountered a money robbery!

It's false to say that I'm not afraid, I usually pride myself on being smart and clever, but at this moment, my brain seems to be mixed with cement and instantly frozen, and I don't know how to answer.

Seeing that I didn't react for a long time and just looked at myself blankly, the man was a little suspicious that he had robbed a fool, but he was unwilling to be fooled by me like this, so he asked again, "Do you have money in your pocket?" "My tone is much weaker than it was just now.

I subconsciously shook my head, but suddenly remembered that I still had two cents left over from breakfast in my pocket, and I didn't know if he wanted those two cents? If I took out these two cents, would he think I was humiliating him, but would be annoyed and beat me up...

When the man saw that my face was cloudy, he immediately concluded that I was not telling the truth, so he put on that fierce face again, and said, "There is no money, right, don't let me search it out, and if I find it, I will smoke a big mouth for a dime!" ”

Hearing this, my heart suddenly rose to my throat, where was the two cents in my pocket, and it was clearly two big mouths!

Seeing the man approaching me step by step, I quickly confessed before he made a flip in his pocket, "Yes, yes, I have money in my pocket." ”

As soon as I heard that I was rich, the man snorted coldly, as if he was laughing at my naivety and cowardice, and as soon as he was frightened, he immediately urinated, and asked contemptuously, "How much money do you have?" ”

I was still worried about whether he would be angry when he saw the two cents, but at this time I couldn't care about that much, and I stubbornly said, "Two... Two cents... Before he could react, he hurriedly explained, "It's the leftover from today's breakfast." ”

"Really... It's true? "After learning that I only had two cents in my pocket, I don't know if it was disbelief or disappointment, the man spoke a little unfavorably.

I nodded again and again and said, "Really, really." ”

Even though I was telling the truth, he didn't believe me and rummaged through my trouser pocket, and when he found that it was only two cents, he wilted. But then he saw the pocket in my hand, and his eyes flashed again, and he asked, "What's in that pocket?" ”

The heart I had just put down hung again, and my heart said he wasn't going to take my tape away, right? These two tapes were borrowed by my mother from the unit, and if they were robbed by him, they would definitely not be able to explain it. XXX's, if this grandson dares to rob the videotape, I'll fight with Ya!

Thinking of this, the speed at which my blood flowed in my veins increased significantly, and I said word by word, "I have a videotape in my pocket." ”

I stared at the man's mouth, and made up my mind that if he said something like bring the video to him, I would punch him in the nose before he was ready, and then run down the road, and if he chased me, I would shout for help!

But in fact, when he heard that he had a videotape in his pocket, he didn't show much interest, just glanced at me again, and lazily said, "You can go." After saying that, he turned around and left.

I breathed a sigh of relief when I saw him go away, and the sound of my drum-like heartbeat gradually subsided. Remembering the scene just now, he still had palpitations, so he clutched the pocket containing the videotape and walked briskly to his uncle's house.

Afterwards, I was very dissatisfied with my performance at the time when I was slaughtered by others. In fact, the person who robbed me was not a few years older than me, and he was only half a head taller than me. Since it was the first time I had experienced such an incident, I was dominated by fear and did not realize the resistance, so I was at the mercy of the other party and intimidated. After this incident, I deeply realized that a person's inner strength is really strong, and from now on, we must strengthen the dual exercise of body and mind, and both hands must be grasped, and both hands must be hard.