Chapter 8 Actors?
"WeChat payment received 100 yuan."
Lin Kun glanced at the screen and nodded with satisfaction.
"Now you can say it, right?" Yu Hui didn't have a good airway.
"There are five of the most obvious flaws." Lin Kun stretched out five fingers, cleared his throat, and said faster, "1. You said that you don't have a stable job, so for the sake of cheap rent, you'd rather live in an unclean house."
But I checked it online when I was going up the stairs, and you wore a ...... around your neck Well...... Dog chain, a treasure with the same 8888! ”
"It's a collar, not a leash!" Yu Hui emphasized angrily.
"2. When a person is very afraid, he will habitually find someone to rely on. For example, when you are scared at night, leaning your back against a wall and pulling a companion when walking at night, you can feel a certain sense of security. Lin Kun ignored it, and continued at a very fast pace, "And when you went upstairs with me just now, in order to prevent me from seeing the flaws on your face, you walked in front alone to lead the way, where did you have the slightest fear?"
As for the old-fashioned story you made up on the stairs, it's too low, and I've seen it countless times in movies and novels, and it scares children.
3. When you opened the door, you deliberately pretended to accidentally drop the key on the ground, so that I could open the door.
That way, with a little bit of brain, I can find that the door is locked, and with your phrase 'I didn't lock the door when I came out', I feel scared.
But have you ever thought that ghosts are also changed from humans, and they also have brains and meaningless things, why do they do them?
Unless the idle egg hurts, the door will be locked after you go out!
So deliberately locking the door is something that only a human like you can do for the sake of scary! ”
It takes a certain amount of time for the average human brain to digest a piece of information that has just been heard.
And because Lin Kun speaks extremely fast, it is easy to have a situation where the previous message has not been digested, and the latter message has already followed.
In the end, there was only one result, and several people present were stunned when they heard it. I didn't understand it too much, but it felt like it was amazing.
In general, it's just - I don't know it!
"Forget it, there are two extremely obvious flaws, and I don't bother to talk about them, and there are even more subtle loopholes." Lin Kun looked at the people with demented faces, "There is a camera in the corner of the corridor outside that is specifically aimed at this room, and it can be explained by surveillance cameras." But this one, that's too much......"
Speaking of which, he pointed to a locker in the corner of the living room, where among the piles of miscellaneous items, a box was hidden.
A small hole was made in the front of the box, and a round camera peeked out of it, which looked quite hidden and difficult to spot without looking closely.
"You should be the kind of up master who records the whole person's prank on the Internet, right?" Lin Kun fiddled with his hairstyle, "If you scare ordinary passers-by, it's too ordinary to attract the audience." Then try to choose a special profession, such as ...... Detective? ”
He bowed his head slightly and continued, "But the more famous detectives are too expensive, and they may be seen through and even get into trouble, which is a bit unworthy. ”
Speaking of this, he slowly raised his eyelids and looked at Yu Hui with an expressionless face: "Then find that kind of stinky fish and shrimp-level detective, the effect of the show will definitely explode, and in the end, just give some money to comfort me...... Right? ”
"I ......" Yu Hui only felt that the other party's eyes were as sharp as knives, and she couldn't look directly at them, so she quickly turned her head away, not knowing how to defend for a while.
"Big brother detective, don't be angry." A young girl next to her hurriedly stepped forward and smiled and played the round, "Actually, we are live broadcasting, for the sake of the show, I'm really embarrassed." ”
As she spoke, she pulled out a tablet from the bag behind her, and the screen showed the room, looking at the camera on the locker.
The barrage full of screens looks very lively, with 550,000 people in the lower right corner, it seems that Yu Hui is really a popular anchor.
"Actors, huh?"
"It looks like a movie, it's too fake!"
"It's a good acting, but there's definitely a script."
"How can this kind of detective who has never heard of it be so powerful? It is estimated that it is a joint hype. ”
"If this person weren't an actor, I'd do a handstand!"
……
On the barrage, except for many "666", most of them are questioning, after all, Lin Kun's performance just now is too fake.
If it were replaced by any detective, the barrage full of screens would probably change from questioning to touting.
This is the role of fame, Lin Kun knows this very well, so he deliberately showed it just now.
Otherwise, with his temper, he would have to play to death these guys who dared to play him.
It was precisely because he discovered that this group of people were recording videos early in the morning, and it was possible that all this would be uploaded to the Internet, that Lin Kun would explain such a big bunch of nonsense.
If the click-through rate of this video is good, it should be able to bring him a lot of customers by then, and even allow him to receive the kind of big cass that has been eaten for three years in one order.
In this world, a famous person will never be short of money, and in the case of a detective, the bigger the fame, the better.
The only thing that was a little unexpected was that this was actually a live broadcast, and it seemed that the popularity and popularity were not low, and the benefits for him were definitely much more than he imagined.
"Big brother detective, you see I didn't lie to you, right?" The young girl was very sensible and said, "To express our apologies, we will pay you three times later." ”
Several other people cooperated with a few words of praise, and finally eased the slightly stiff atmosphere.
The young man then took out the camera hidden in the locker and stood next to it and acted as a photographer.
Yu Hui came to her senses at this time, glanced at the barrage, then glanced at Lin Kun cautiously, and habitually explained to the camera: "This is really not acting, and no one else is an actor, it is indeed a serious detective." Even his contact information was provided by a sailor, and we hadn't met at all before that! ”
However, her words did not have much effect, and most people would subconsciously doubt the authenticity of something they could not understand.
On the other side, Lin Kun sat on the sofa and asked the young girl next to him, "Are you a professional live broadcast team?"
"Nope." The young girl shook her head and chuckled, "Actually, only Huihui is the anchor, and the three of us are her friends."
When she has nothing to do, she can help her do a show and act as a coolie, and she can also use the money to invite us to dinner. ”
"Three?" Lin Kun's eyes narrowed slightly.
In addition to him and Yu Hui, there have always been ...... here 4 people!