Chapter 210: I'm the most handsome in ten miles and eight towns
"Nonsense!"
The water monkey listened to Zhang Yuhan's words and explained angrily: "That woman fell into the water by herself, I don't think she can live, and she can't waste her vitality, so I absorbed her vitality, I didn't drag her into the water!" ”
"You...... If you say no, it's not. ”
Zhang Yuhan was also relatively bold, and while supporting him back with both hands, he said: "Even if Cuihua was not framed by you, how do you explain the young man who fell into the water later?" ”
"That little young man, who doesn't sleep at night, runs to the pond and sings, don't I have to sleep?"
The water monkey said angrily: "Listening to him sing, I feel angry, so I was angry and dragged him into the water!" ”
“……”
Hearing this explanation, Zhang Yuhan blinked.
I feel that this water monkey is quite pitiful.
Hiding in the pond to sleep and being woken up can indeed be easy to get angry.
And most importantly, this water monkey is willing to communicate with himself.
That's all that matters, as long as you can communicate, there's room for relaxation.
Immediately, Zhang Yuhan thought that he should deflect the anger of the water monkey, changed the topic, and said, "You...... Are you a human being? ”
"Don't you think I'm human!"
The water monkey said angrily.
"Like, too much!"
Zhang Yuhan hurriedly said: "I think you are like the ancestor of mankind. ”
"Hmph, you think I'm ugly, don't you?"
The water monkey said angrily.
"Nope."
Zhang Yuhan hurriedly explained: "Everyone has their own appearance, and everyone is unique......"
"Don't talk nonsense!"
The water monkey shouted, "To tell you the truth, I didn't look like this, I was also a handsome and handsome guy!" ”
"Look...... I saw it. Zhang Yuhan nodded.
"You can see a hair!"
The water monkey barked rudely, then searched around the body, found a photo, and said, "Look, this is what I am!" ”
Zhang Yuhan took a closer look, and the photo was indeed a handsome guy.
Comparing the photos and looking at the water monkey in front of you now, it's hard to imagine that it could be the same person.
Swallowing a mouthful of saliva, Zhang Yuhan asked, "Are you so handsome?" ”
“……”
Everyone likes to hear good words.
Listen to people pat the horse.
The water monkey was no exception, his tone softened a little, and said: "Originally, I was a handsome guy, from ten miles and eight towns, no one is more handsome than me, the village flowers in the village like me, and we are even engaged." ”
"Huh?" Zhang Yuhan looked at it in wonder, this water monkey is so narcissistic?
The water monkey seemed to fall into the memory, and said to himself: "But when I was mining once, the mine suddenly collapsed, and I fell into a bottomless abyss, where I was trapped for many years, and during these years, I found an ancient book in the abyss, and I cultivated according to it, and then I became like this!" ”
"I've gotten ugly, but I've got the strength to climb out of the abyss."
"So I couldn't wait to climb out, wanting to tell the people in the village that I wasn't dead, and to tell my first love that I wasn't dead."
"But when I came back to the village and saw my parents, they were all scared to death by me."
"I looked in the mirror and realized that I had become extremely ugly, and in order to cover up my ugliness, I wore a thick dress, a mask and sunglasses to cover myself tightly."
"Then I went to find my first love who was engaged, and when I came to her house, I found that she was having a wedding wine at home, and she didn't wait for me, she was going to get married!"
"I was so angry that I immediately flipped the table."
"When people saw my face, they immediately shouted at me and shouted at me, and the whole village chased me with a nail rake and hoe."
"I had no choice but to jump into the water, only to find that I could already breathe in the water."
"Then I hid for a while, and one night, I went to my first love's house, questioned her, and then I killed all of them."
"In the years that followed, I lived in the water every day, and every once in a while, I changed places, and lived carefully until I came to your village!"
"I didn't expect me to live so carefully, you still don't want to let me go, and you actually want to find a qi refiner to kill me!"
Listening to the story of this water monkey, Zhang Yuhan was slightly surprised.
This water monkey can say this, and it looks like he really is human.
This reminded Zhang Yuhan of the first day, when Cuihua's body was found, everyone said it was a water monkey, and only Ye Xiaoshuai said that it was done by a qi refiner.
At the time, no one cared, and people didn't quite know what a Qi Refiner was.
Now, Zhang Yuhan understands that, in short, a Qi Refiner is a very strange existence.
"Aren't you going to say something after you've heard about me?"
The water monkey asked suddenly.
"Huh?"
Zhang Yuhan was stunned for a moment.
"Don't you have anything to say to me? Like I'm pathetic? ”
The water monkey looked at Zhang Yuhan affectionately, and seemed to really regard Zhang Yuhan as his confidant, and actually asked Zhang Yuhan to make an evaluation.
"yes, you're pathetic."
Zhang Yuhan said immediately.
"You talk nonsense, you don't mean it at all, you're the same as those people, you're all afraid of me, you treat me as an alien, you all hate me!"
The water monkey saw Zhang Yuhan's insincerity and roared angrily: "You nasty humans, all deserve to die, including you!" ”
"No...... Not including me! Zhang Yuhan hurriedly said: "I really sympathize with your experience, and I also deeply regret that you have a bright future, you will have your own beautiful family, and you will have a happy life." ”
"That's right!"
The water monkey nodded, looked at Zhang Yuhan, and said, "You go on!" ”
"Huh? I ......" Zhang Yuhan was stunned again.
I don't know how to make it up.
"You go on, for example, do you think I'm actually very good, I'm a good person, you like me, you want to have a happy family with me, or something?" The water monkey reminded.
"This ......"
Zhang Yuhan hesitated.
The water monkey looked at Zhang Yuhan's eyes and said angrily: "You don't want to? ”
"No...... I ......"
Zhang Yuhan bit her lip.
Even if I said I was willing, it was just a delay, but when it came to my mouth, I couldn't say it.
Especially for girls, it's hard to say that.
Not to mention facing such a terrifying water monkey.
It also takes courage to lie.
"Bastard, you don't even want to lie to me, you're damned!"
The water monkey was furious, and he reached out to grab Zhang Yuhan.
Zhang Yuhan has been staring at the water monkey's every move.
After such a long delay, she was ready to flee at any time.
Seeing the water monkey reaching out and grabbing it, Zhang Yuhan moved quickly, got up and ran, ran all the way back to his room, and then directly closed the door and locked it.
Bang!
The sound of banging on the door came, and Zhang Yuhan hid in the corner, trembling with fright.
This water monkey has great strength, and after hitting the door several times, cracks appeared on the door, and it was almost impossible to support it......