Chapter Eighty-Five: Dead Skin

Mengyun immediately picked it up and looked at it, but Xiang Shaolong turned over the wall and said, "It's too cold to eat outside, and you can't drink wine for breakfast, so I went to eat inside." ”

Wu Yuefeng knew that Xiang Shaolong was deliberately angry with him, otherwise it would not be better to go directly into the house, so he said, "Call your mother up to eat!"

Xiang Shaolong said again: "The disciple in charge of the rice said that my father just took a lot of breakfast, which is enough for three people to eat, so he won't get pregnant so soon!"

Wu Yuefeng didn't bother to bother to say anything, so he waved his hand directly and said, "If you have the ability to go to your mother to complain." ”

Xiang Shaolong is not stupid, Lu Huang has always complained about the child's affairs, even if Xiang Shaolong is thick-skinned if he doesn't hide, he won't do the complaint. Xiang Shaolong pushed the door and entered the house, and then there was no sound.

Wu Yuefeng saw that Mengyun was looking at it, and he didn't seem to hear Xiang Shaolong say that he was pregnant, but he didn't know that Mengyun looked up and said, "It's impossible to find out now if you're pregnant." ”

This sentence made Wu Yuefeng unable to answer, so he had to say: "Yun'er, let's not conceive it!"

Mengyun smiled slyly, and said with a crimson face: "Then I can't help you." ”

Wu Yuefeng felt that Mengyun entered the role faster than Lu Huang back then, and Lu Huang is a modern person, open-minded, and an agent, and a one-night stand is not an insurmountable psychological barrier, not to mention that the two have known each other for many years at that time. And Mengyun is considered an ancient person, and he entered the role of his wife faster than Lu Huang, and it only took a few hours. In this world of chivalry, although it is much more open than thousands of years ago, it is common for wives and husbands to get married after meeting a few times, and they even know each other's appearance when there is a cave room. Wu Yuefeng knew that once a woman slept with a man, she could become more intimate from a stranger than a couple who had been together for ten years, so he didn't want to get entangled, and directly began to talk about Feiyan Gong.

As soon as Wu Yuefeng finished speaking, Yan Fei and Zhong Wan came out holding each other, and when they saw Wu Yuefeng and Mengyun sitting intimately, they immediately had a smile on their faces.

Yan Fei sat down and said, "King Qin, don't forget that I am the number one martial arts master in the world, no matter how good the sound insulation of this house is, you can't stop me from eavesdropping." ”

Wu Yuefeng didn't believe that Yan Fei had that idleness, and said directly: "You can talk about what you hear, and we can also exchange the experience of eavesdropping." Zhong Wan was much more well-behaved, and actually pulled Mengyun to chat on the other side.

Yan Fei said directly: "It's all onomatopoeia, do you need me to shout it again?"

Wu Yuefeng smiled and said, "It's not like I haven't overheard Sister Zhongwan, so don't lie to me." ”

Yan Fei's face turned cold, and he said, "Tell me honestly, did you come from the crack in the door." ”

Wu Yuefeng didn't care about Yan Fei's lust, he leaned back on the chair casually, and said, "It's all adjectives, do you need me to describe them again?"

Yan Fei saw that he couldn't frighten Wu Yuefeng, so he collected his murderous anger, and whispered: "Can your wife settle it?" My wife said that this is all your wife's prank, and it will test your surname. ”

Wu Yuefeng lowered his head and whispered: "I didn't stand the test this time, I don't have a surname, what should I do?"

Yan Fei smiled and said: "My experience is that I can't fight back, I can't scold back, and I pretend to be a monk." ”

Wu Yuefeng rolled his eyes and said, "Big brother, you were just being teased and teased by Cheng Yue, did you do it?"

Yan Fei thought about it seriously.

Wu Yuefeng deeply felt that his gossip heart was shining, could it be that there were some secrets in this that he didn't know?

Yan Fei was silent for a long time, and then burst out of the sentence: "I regret a little bit that I didn't do it!"

Wu Yuefeng said directly: "Damn, it's the same as not saying." ”

Zhong Wan pulled Mengyun back, sat down and said, "This time you are useless." ”

Wu Yuefeng tried his best to win Zhong Wan's precious vote, so he said: "You threw Yun'er Wuhua tied up in my room, and then told me that it was abolished, what is this, fishing law enforcement?"

Only Zhong Wan understood the last noun present, and then said: "That is the best weapon to fight crime, I think as long as it is not for the purpose of fines, but for the purpose of sentencing, fishing law enforcement is a very good means." ”

When Wu Yuefeng heard this, he immediately begged for mercy: "Sister, help my brother say something good." ”

How do you know that Zhong Wan said: "Hmph! No way, how can I become your third lady!"

As soon as these words came out, the four seats were shocked, Yan Fei's mouth was as open as a circle, Wu Yuefeng had the urge to [***], Mengyun was a little confused about the relationship between these people, and Zhong Wan felt that he had said something wrong, and his face turned red.

After a while, Yan Fei said: "I really regret it." ”

Wu Yuefeng patted Yan Fei sympathetically and said, "It really has nothing to do with me, I didn't mean to rob your wife, you can go back to the room and ask your wife yourself." ”

Zhong Wan said: "Why, I'm willing! If you dare not want me in the future, I will kill you! By the way, husband, why do you have any objections?"

Yan Fei knew Zhong Wan's child's temper, and said with a smile: "I didn't, anyway, I died at that time, I am relieved that the middle-aged brother will take care of you." ”

Zhong Wan laughed, and leaned back and forth, and said after a while, "I'm just joking." ”

Wu Yuefeng's heart was dripping blood, secretly thinking that this joke was so excessive! Thanks to Yan Fei's thick skin and big heart, and he regretted Cheng Yue a little bit that he didn't do it, otherwise he would change Yan Fei to another person, and he would be killed with a sword.

After Wu Yuefeng and Yan Fei smiled bitterly, Yan Fei directly got up and practiced swords, and Zhong Wan also felt that it was too much just now, so he danced with Yan Fei. The two of them were affectionate, and danced the sword speed to the speed of the turtle, and when they glanced at Wu Yuefeng, they were sleepy, so they had to continue to teach Mengyun martial arts.

After another half an hour, Wu Yuefeng waited for the time to be sentenced. Lu Huang came out, followed by Xiang Shaolong and Linglong holding the child. Lu Huang's face was a little tired, and Wu Yuefeng immediately caught up, like a child who had just finished stealing something, and whispered: "Wife~"

Lu Huang said, "What's the matter?"

Wu Yuefeng stubbornly said, "Come into the house and say." ”

Lu Huang said directly in a cold tone: "This air is good, your martial arts are still afraid of freezing?"

Wu Yuefeng even stiffened his head this time, and said as he retreated: "The task assigned by my wife yesterday was successfully completed, and I got it done in one night." Mengyun didn't want to die, and he didn't want to stay in the small black house for the rest of his life, and he said that he wanted to marry me, so I agreed. ”

Lu Huang sat down on the chair and said, "Got it." ”

Wu Yuefeng saw that Lu Huang's tone was not good, and said, "What are you going to do with me?"

Lu Huang glanced at Wu Yuefeng, that glance was like a cold winter wax moon, and Wu Yuefeng was furious. After a while, Wu Yuefeng felt that the sweat was coming down, and said, "Wife, give it a good time!"

At this time, Mengyun stood up, saluted and said, "My wish has been fulfilled, so I will leave." ”

Wu Yuefeng pulled Mengyun to sit down, and said angrily, "It's a fart!"

Wu Yuefeng's tone immediately softened, seeing that everyone was still doing something, Xiang Shaolong's kid was even leading his daughter Xiang Baobao for a walk, so he had to say to Lu Huang: "Wife, let me go!"

Lu Huang still didn't let go, and said, "Choose her or me?"

When Wu Yuefeng heard this, he knew that ninety percent was still a joke, otherwise his wife would hate himself for dying slowly, so he said: "Choose all, Zhong Wan can't run." ”

Zhong Wanzheng was dancing happily and shouted, "Okay, I'll go to you tonight." ”

Wu Yuefeng saw that Zhong Wan finished shouting, and Yan Fei's eyebrows were even more powerful, and he said directly: "Don't make trouble, wife, if you hate me, just say it." ”

Lu Huang finally couldn't hold back and laughed, and the rest of the people also felt very cool and laughed very happily. Yan Fei and Zhong Wan's affectionate sword turned into a trembling sword, and even Xiang Baobao seemed to feel the happy atmosphere, giggling, provoking Linglong to kiss each other.

Lu Huang finished laughing and said, "Husband, is it easy for you to listen to the wall root for a night, otherwise why would I get up so late." After Lu Huang finished speaking, he actually moved the chair to Mengyun's side, showing that his relationship with Mengyun was better than that of Wu Yuefeng.

Wu Yuefeng said: "What kind of trouble are you doing, in the past, you and Zhong Wan were considered to be joint ghosts, but this time you are playing with fire." ”

Zhong Wan heard it and said, "Call me Zhong Ling!"

Lu Huang took Mengyun's hand and said, "Sister, do you hate me?"

Mengyun also came back to his senses and said, "I don't hate, I even feel very lucky." ”

Lu Huang said directly: "My husband never hesitates to kill, and when I saw you hesitate for so long late that night, I knew that he was tempted." ”

Wu Yuefeng said: "Is it so ruthless for me to kill people?"

Lu Huang said, "How many people have you let go?"

Wu Yuefeng thought about it carefully, when he first arrived in the Divine Calculation Ghost Valley, he was ruthless to the couple, but after letting go of the four people at the mountain gate of the Divine Calculation Ghost Valley, Wu Yuefeng said: "I have let go of four recently!"

Lu Huang's memory is also amazing, and he said, "Yes, it was released by Yan Fei." You also let go of that disciple who entered the house in the Divine Ghost Valley before, right?"

Wu Yuefeng thought about it and said, "Yes." ”

Lu Huang said with a smile: "Sister Yun, you see how dishonest your husband is. The woman he killed recently is not more than a hundred, why did he let you go, is it because you cried?"

Wu Yuefeng quibbled and said, "Most of them were killed by Yan Fei!"

Lu Huang ignored it directly and said, "Didn't my husband say that I played with fire, but you can put out fire!"

Wu Yuefeng was embarrassed and said, "I didn't bring a fire extinguisher." ”

Lu Huang said: "I believe my intuition, Yun'er is your wife, she can't run away, I just helped my husband speed up the process." ”

Wu Yuefeng thought to himself, what is this, is this an accomplice? But Lu Huang is really his own daughter-in-law, what he has done is so good! Wu Yuefeng did not dare to show a happy expression, otherwise he would definitely be unlucky.

Zhong Wan and Yan Fei had enough of playing slow motion, Zhong Wan sat down and said, "Husband, do you need me to help find a second lady?"

Yan Fei's expression was serious, even more than that of a high-ranking monk, and said: "My heart has been pursuing the highest point of martial arts, let it go with the wind, madam, you don't have to help me worry about it." ”

Zhong Wan smiled and said to Lu Huang: "I can strip my husband naked and tie him up and send it to your room, do you need it?"

Lu Huang said: "Forget it, I still have to send it back, it's too troublesome." ”

Wu Yuefeng felt that this was a group of female hooligans chatting, Wu Yuefeng looked at Xiang Baobao, thinking that she grew up around a few such unreliable women, I am afraid that she will grow into a female man. (To be continued.) )