702. Reconcile yin and yang

On this day, the sun is shining, the birds are singing, the four fields are refreshing, and the dark clouds are raining,.!

Well, the last sentence of this description of the scenery is indeed a bit weird, isn't it sunny? Dark clouds are drizzling? But this is indeed the case, sunny is the general environment, dark clouds and rain are the small environment around Dong Ying, the two do not conflict, cough cough, really do not conflict.

Yiyun's army finally came to the foot of Shaolin Mountain, Shaolin Mountain, also known as Ji Room Mountain, is the territory of Shaolin Temple in Chongshan, at this time the mountain is steep and precipitous, strange peaks and strange views, abound, it is said that the second wife of King Xia Yu, the sister of Tu Shan lives here, people build a temple of young aunt under the mountain to respect it, so the name of the mountain is 'Shao Room'.

The little monk Pu in the army became excited since he came here, and shouted loudly: "It's here, it's here! Finally, I can go back to the Shaolin room to have a look, haha, I have spent a lot of Japanese in Fusang, I should be regarded as a high-ranking monk, right? ”

Yi Yun glanced at him: "Elder, elder sister! As far as you practice Buddhism, you are not qualified to be a sweeping monk.

"Pu Cong, how long will it take to climb the mountain from here to enter the Shaolin Temple?" Yi Yun asked.

"Uh...... Climb the stone crack of more than one meter wide on the cliff of Shaomuro Mountain, climb the iron ring, drag the steel wire up and down, the cliff is an ancient road, and people walk in the air...... It's almost a day to go. Pu Cong said seriously.

"It's quite far!" Yi Yun shook his head and said, "Then the big army will stay at the bottom of the mountain, and the girls who want to go to the Shaolin Temple to play will go up the mountain with me." ”

Dafan girls are creatures like to travel, even the kind of housegirl who stays at home every day, occasionally goes out to travel once, breathe free air or something, I heard that I went to Shaolin Temple for sightseeing, and the girls suddenly came to the energy, all of them asked to go together, of course Yiyun agreed.

There is only one girl. I really want to go.,But it's a little weird to look at the expression.,It turned out to be Saga Sun City.。

"Kyushu Mamoru ...... You said that Shaolin Temple is a place of extreme sun, and a negative woman will explode and die when she enters the temple, is it true?"

"Of course it's true!" Yi Yun snorted and turned his head to Pu Cong: "You tell this female Shi Nu, is there a female monk in Shaolin Temple?"

"This ...... Of course, there are no female monks......" Pu originally wanted to say from behind: "But there are female pilgrims." But before he could speak, Iyun interrupted, "Listen." Without female monks, women cannot enter the Shaolin Temple. ”

"Oh, what should I do then?" Sakaga Sun City had a bitter face: "I really want to see the most powerful Buddhist temple in the Great Meng Country, but I'm afraid of death." Could it be that my devotion to the Buddha is not devout enough?"

"Cut, the ungodly will go to the Abi Hell after death, and only true believers can go to the Pure Land of Bliss. Yi Yun casually talked nonsense, making Zaga Sun City depressed: "Forget it, don't think about it so much, anyway, there is still a day of mountain road, you can think about it slowly on the road, and then decide whether to enter or not when you get to the gate of the temple." ”

"Okay!" Saga Sun nodded.

The team quickly moved into action, and Pu Cong led the way. Yi Yun and a group of girls followed, and they walked up the mountain together. Seeing that other girls dared to follow Yi Yun to Shaolin, there was no fear on her face, only she was afraid of being scared, and she suddenly felt uncomfortable, she came to Yi Yun's side and asked in a low voice: "Lord Kyushu Shou." Why do they dare to go to the Shaolin Temple? Aren't they afraid of dying from explosions?"

"Tsk, didn't I tell you last time?As long as Yin and Yang are harmonized, you can enter Shaolin?" Yi Yun smiled evilly: "They will all reconcile with me the night before entering the temple, so they are not afraid, anyway, they are all my wives." ”

"Huh?" Saga Sun City Khan: "Takigawa Ichiyi...... Didn't you always want her?"

Seeing that her petrified appearance was so pitiful, I took her in sympathy. Yi Yun said shamelessly.

Sagasun City: "......"

She fell into deep contemplation, and Yi Yun saw that she was pitted very badly, and she didn't break it, so she kept her in a state of being pitted. Distress goes.

Everyone climbed and climbed, the mountain road was difficult, climbed for a long time, climbed from dawn to dark, only climbed more than half, and it was still far from the top of the mountain. It is very dangerous to climb the mountain at night, so Yiyun told everyone to set up camp. The girls set up a tent in a small wood, there is no water source in this wood, which was originally quite inconvenient, but now everyone uses Dong Ying as a mobile water source, when they need water, they hand over the water bladder, and she will take a bag of water and hand it back, which is extremely convenient and better than the tap water.

That night, the moon was sparse, and the woods were full of birds and insects! Yi Yun was about to fall asleep, when he suddenly felt a figure flickering at the door of the tent, and the figure of Zaga Sun City penetrated into his tent, she was still wearing a red dress, her posture was quite fit, and she was carrying a rifle issued to her by Yi Yun on her back, which looked even better.

"Huh, what are you doing?" said Iyunqi.

"That...... Ah Luo ......" Saga Sun Shi said with a flat mouth: "I have thought about it, tomorrow I have to go into the city to pay homage to the golden body of the Buddha no matter what, because I am a devout believer, how can I give up the opportunity to visit the Buddhist temple because of the slightest obstacle? No matter how great the difficulty, it should be overcome." ”

"So ......," Iyun said.

"So I decided...... Reconcile yin and yang!" Zaga Sun City stared at Yi Yun and said, "Please trouble Lord Kyushu Shou to adjust it." ”

"Oh, so that's the case, okay, then you can take it off!" Yi Yun said with a smile: "But there are too many Mrs. Benwang, who usually reconcile, and I have long been no interested in ordinary blending methods, so if you want me to promise to help you reconcile, you have to play some different tricks to make this king cool enough." ”

"Nani?" Saka Sun City was shocked: "People...... It's the first time for people, can you not be too special, just order ordinary. ”

"No, you think that if you lie down and don't move, your eyes will be closed, and you will be reconciled?" how can there be such a good thing!" Yi Yun said evilly, "Let's do a striptease first." Life is too short and it has to be sexy!"

"This ...... People don't ...... Woo......"

"No, you don't want to enter the temple?"

Zaga Sunshi gritted her teeth: "Okay, just dance......" She thought hard about what striptease was in her memory, and then her little butt twisted, and her two little hands were raised upward, and she also twisted: "It's so embarrassing." ”

"Cut, you're going to reconcile with me, it's embarrassing to do this? Don't just twist around, you have to twist and take off, it's called strip......tease," Yi Yun laughed.

"Woo......" Sakaga Sunshi helplessly reached out and grabbed his placket, and his trembling little hand unbuttoned his first button, so that as soon as he untied it, his beautiful collarbone was exposed...... Just as she was depressed about to unbutton the second button, she suddenly heard an exaggerated laugh from Iyun, who was sitting opposite.

"Wha...... Really take it off, what a stupid girl, wahahaha!"

"Huh, what are you laughing at?"

"I laugh at you for being stupid...... Waha!" Yi Yun leaned back with a smile: "You don't need any yin and yang to enter the Shaolin Temple, as long as you explain that you are a pilgrim, the Buddha will bless you and let you enter the temple to incense the Buddha and his old man's house, and you don't need any yang energy at all...... Wha!"

"Nani?" Saga Sunichi was shocked.

"It's so easy to deceive, wahaha, it's so stupid, it's laughing at me!"

"Uh......h Bad apple...... Liar, Buddha enemy!" Zaga Sun City cried loudly, quickly buttoned the button he had unfastened, and rushed out of the door, bursting into tears......

After she ran for a long time, Yi Yun finished laughing, got up from the ground, and her stomach still hurt a little: "Why is this woman so easy to deceive?"

"Actually, Xiang Gong didn't lie to her very hard, and when he saw that she was about to reveal an important place when she unbuttoned another button, he took the initiative to expose his lie!" Chen Yuanyuan's figure appeared next to him, and he spread his hands and said: "If you are really bad enough, you will trick her into sleeping with you, that is the real deception, it can be seen that Xiang Gong is still a very gentle person, and the purpose of deceiving people is just to spoof, the real bad man, now he has rolled on the bed with her in his arms." ”

"Wow, round girl, when are you here?" Yi Yun was startled.

"I've been here, I've been here with the Red Fox to see if your discipline has turned negative. Chen Yuanyuan spread his hands, and the red fox was really squatting beside her, and actually nodded along with what Chen Yuanyuan said.

"I'll wipe it!" Yi Yun was unhappy: "You dare to monitor my festival! Are you going to do the opposite?"

As soon as he finished speaking, he suddenly saw a large number of women pouring in outside the tent door, Quiet, An Qian, Yan Wanwan and other women who had already entered Yiyun's house were all there, it turned out that everyone was peeking outside, and there were really more and more girls monitoring the festival.

"Xianggong, do you dare to doubt Sister Yuanyuan's monitoring of your temperament?

"Wow, the women are all united! Why are you all here?"

"I'm going to enter the temple tomorrow, and we're going to come to you to reconcile yin and yang. The girls laughed wickedly.

"Isn't it?

"Yes, everything has to be reconciled, see if you still have the guts to make a move on the innocent girl......"

"No, it's going to die...... Help ......"

Yi Yun screamed, and saw a group of girls rushing up violently, undressing, undressing, taking off shoes, taking off pants, the division of labor and cooperation was not chaotic at all, and some people hugged his mouth and kissed, some people dragged his head into their arms and hugged him, some people took his hand, and some people stretched out their small mouths to bite his doppelganger......

"Help......" Yi Yun screamed miserably, and was drowned in the middle by the girls, and a new page was opened in his life without shame!

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