Chapter 286: A Trumpet's Counterattack (I)
"Hold the grass, Zhu Quan's voice is too good! Compared to the time in "Host Contest", the typhoon is more stable, which is awesome! ”
"Mainly after the baptism of the "Let's Follow" news program, Zhu Quan is completely in control and has improved a lot."
"Zhu Quan's voice friend fairy spirit! That's great, isn't it? I didn't even turn on the air conditioner, and goosebumps rose. ”
"I'm convinced, I'm really convinced!"
"First talk about Li Bai, and now talk about Du Fu? Are these copywriters blurted out so awesomely? ”
"In ancient times, Cao Zhi became a poem in seven steps, and now there is Zhu Quan's export chapter."
"Li Bai's explanation is great! I don't know what about Du Fu's explanation? ”
"If there is no Li Bai, it will take a minute or two to talk about Li Bai's contribution to our Chinese culture, and it will be summarized quite exquisitely. Now that Du Fu is 'a trumpet counterattack', I don't know what flowers can be said. ”
"Anyway, from the introduction of this sentence, I have been attracted."
"What do you mean by 'a trumpet's counterattack'? Du Fu or Trumpet?! Brother Zhu Quan is afraid that he has made a mistake, right?! ”
"I have the impression that Du Fu is very good, although the level of being an official is not good, but the level of writing poetry is extremely high, how can it still be a trumpet?!"
"Sit back and wait for Zhu Quan's explanation."
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"A trumpet's counterattack?" Dong Qin became interested and asked: "Zhu Quan, tell me, why do you use the counterattack of 'a trumpet' to describe Du Fu?" ”
Dong Qin is a famous talented woman, where does she not know Du Fu's life deeds?
However, on the stage of "Chinese Poetry Conference", Dong Qin is the host, and she does not need to show her talent in front of the guests when they can answer questions.
In other words, the host is the green leaf on the stage, playing the role of setting off the guests.
Only when the guests are stuck, will they hold it up and show their "role".
Taking the words handed over by Dong Qin, Zhu Quan nodded with a smile and said:
"It was 735 A.D., and it was a very quiet year in history.
In Luoyang, the eastern capital of the Tang Empire, a 24-year-old young man sighed and scolded his mother in Henan dialect - he had just checked the results of the college entrance examination and scored 400 points.
This scumbag, or the scumbag in the eyes of the Tang Empire's judge teacher - "Kao Gonglang", is called Du Fu.
At that time, the college entrance examination was very cruel, and there was no adjustment. Do you want to transfer to Lanxiang after you were not admitted to your bachelor's degree? That's a dream, obediently buy a train ticket and go back to your hometown in Henan for tutoring. ”
"Hahaha!"
"Boom!"
"Hey, hey, hey!"
Hearing this, many viewers at the "Chinese Poetry Conference" couldn't help laughing.
Zhu Quan's "joke" is really interesting.
God's "college entrance examination results", God's "four hundred points", God's "judgement teacher", and what are the stalks of Lanxiang Technical School, and the random entry of train tickets, all hit the audience's laughter.
Kang Zhen and Meng Man, who were sitting in the guest seats, never thought that Zhu Quan would describe Du Fu like this.
Originally, they thought that Zhu Quan was already at the peak when he introduced Li Bai before, and the form was novel enough.
But now it seems that Zhu Quan is still a little underestimated!
With the amazement of the previous "If There Is No Li Bai", Kang Zhen and Meng Man glanced at each other, and looked forward to the follow-up of "A Trumpet's Counterattack".
Even Kang Zhen and Meng Man, the two academic bigwigs, are looking forward to this, not to mention this group of ordinary audiences.
"Cow beep! first introduced Li Bai, and now introduces Du Fu. ”
""If there is no Li Bai", it is simply a classic article, and now this "Counterattack of a Trumpet", will it be the same?"
"Expectation, anticipation!"
"Little brother Zhu Quan, when you don't play jokes, you're really handsome!"
"Hahaha, when you play jokes, you're more handsome!!"
"Say, say, I've got my notebook, I think there must be a lot of things in it that can be used for the college entrance examination."
"Zhu Quan is so funny, although this is artistic processing, but what Zhu Quan said is indeed the truth! In 735 A.D., Du Fu did not rank in the scientific examination. ”
"Hold the grass, isn't Du Fu a poet? How could it be so miserable! I really don't know about this! ”
"Zhu Quan, this is a joke, but it is not nonsense, on the stage of the "Chinese Poetry Conference", there is no room for anything that is inconsistent with historical facts."
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While speaking, Zhu Quan sighed with emotion: "This year, compared with the down-and-out Du Fu, many poets of the same era have become famous, and they have made waves in the poetry world, exuding fierce energy.
At that time, the famous fierce man Zhang Jiuling was serving as the prime minister, and was brewing his new work "The Moon is Born on the Sea, and the End of the World is at this time". Every time his official account is updated, a group of people "Like! "Top!" "The book makes the adults so good, Mo Da Da". ”
Before Zhu Quan's words fell, the audience at the scene was already laughing.
Originally, because of the mood of the upcoming competition, and because of Zhu Quan's "joking about Du Fu", he had long lost the calmness and calmness that this 'hardcore' stage should have.
However, this sentence "Mo Mo Da" is really too expressive and too demonic!
Only... Can you imagine that a girl who should be everyone's girlfriend actually made the kind of look that only the little fans who are chasing stars now?
This sense of contrast made Zhu Quan get warm applause from everyone.
And in the laughter, the bamboo stick's concentration was full and was not affected by this, and continued:
"A scholar named Wang Wei, as the top student in the college entrance examination, has already supervised the imperial history.
His fans are growing rapidly, including Princess Ah Jiu...
Don't be surprised, it's really Princess Ah Jiu, not the one-armed Shenni that Yuan Chengzhi hooked up with, it's the Yuzhen Nine Princess of the Tang Dynasty;
A classmate named Wang Changling has been admitted to the erudite macro vocabulary course, and is called "superb" by contemporary people.
His representative work "Qin Shi Mingyue Han Shi Guan" swept the poetry circle, and his official account is also very active, often engaging in mutual promotion with various big Vs;
Even Li Bai, who is the worst student, has already released "Wuqi Song" and "Shu Dao Difficulty" in the imperial capital, which have been widely forwarded and become famous..."
At this time, the live broadcast camera of the TV suddenly switched to the audience, and a beautiful woman with a face value of up to nine appeared on the screen.
Coincidentally, this nine-point beauty is still wearing the traditional costume of the Tang Dynasty, the skirt dress.
That is, the traditional dress of a Tang Dynasty woman wearing a short Confucian or shirt on the upper body, a long skirt on the lower body, and half an arm, and a shawl and shoulders as decorations.
The undergarment is short and small, and the skirt is fat and long.
The skirt of the cropped beauty is tied high to the chest, and even tied under the armpits, tied with ribbons, and the skin on the neck and chest is exposed, giving people an elegant, slender and flowing feeling.
"Hold the grass! Could this be the ninth princess of Yuzhen in the Tang Dynasty? ”
"It's so beautiful!"
"The director of National Television is really good at picking!"
"This should be a special invitation, right?"
"It's a real hammer, this must be designed! However, even if it is a well-designed plot, it can't erase the excitement of Zhu Quan's article. ”
...
Zhu Quan didn't know that this simple change in a shot was actually arranged in advance by him.
If you know, then Zhu Quan is also speechless!