Volume 2 Summer Routine Chapter 46 Packing Bags
Calm, calm, we're not going to bump into it. Ye Chen was shaken and dizzy, looked at the train in front of him again, and suddenly sighed with emotion, "Okay, since that's the case, hold on to the handrail hard, we have to ...... Take a shortcut! ”
Cut off a corner? Cut off a corner? Cut off a corner?
The local tyrant fat man immediately had a premonition of fright, almost subconsciously grabbed the handrail, and only a few seconds later, when he faced the howling wind and looked at the scene next to the tractor, he suddenly burst into tears-
"Nope! Don't! Labor and management don't want to ...... I'm forked! Help me! Help me! ”
In the noon sun, the construction site was calling it a day, and a large group of construction workers watched with wide eyes as a tractor rushed towards the construction site with a bang.
Completely ignoring the shattered eyes of the drivers behind it, it went on a rampage with thick smoke and accelerated along the dirt path, and rushed madly towards the back wall of the construction site, as if it was going to die with the wall several meters high.
"Help! Help me! The fat man on the car body screamed in terror.
"Stop! Stop it! The engineer in the back wearing a hard hat chased after him breathlessly and shouted: "Stop! Stop it! You're going to bump into ...... Belch? ”
Hit? What did you bump into?
The next moment, in his unbelievable sight, the tractor roared again, roaring wildly and rushing onto the inclined plank bridge, and then at the moment of rushing to the end of the plank bridge, it did not slow down at all, but with great inertia, it soared high into the air like an eagle with wings......
"Oh hehehe, I'm flying!" With Ye Chen's barbell-like laughter, the local tyrant turned his head with tears in his eyes and watched a sparrow fly slowly in front of him.
At this moment, facing the admiring gaze of a large group of construction workers, the smoky tractor roared into the air and glided freely, crossing a graceful arc more than ten meters long in the air, and finally brushed the towering wall dangerously, and swooped down in an almost perfect diving posture, and below was the Jiangcheng that had just entered the station.
This is nothing, the most speechless thing is that at the moment when the whistle flew through the air, Ye Chen in the driver's seat also let go of the steering wheel and fished back all the eggs that flew out of the shopping bag.
And Xiao Yao, who was in the co-pilot, grabbed the smoke that flew out, and looked at the Jiangcheng that drove below, not knowing what he was thinking.
At this moment, the people below were all stunned, looking at the tractor flying in the sky like an out-of-body soul, and now everyone seemed to have 10,000 heads of grass and mud in their hearts. The horse galloped past, and hundreds of people had only one thought at this time: "I'll wipe it, this can be meowed!" ”
The bald man still maintained the strange posture of his middle finger, and raised his head in shock, watching the smoke-billowing tractor fall from the sky, roaring and swooping down into here!
After a moment of silence, the guy suddenly screamed hysterically, and stepped on the gas pedal with a pale face: "No, no, this is not scientific, this is ......"
Rumble!
It was too late, and the tractor that swooped down on the main road, although even the tires were thrown off, still fell bumpily on the road, and then with a huge inertial impact, it rushed forward like a home run!
At this moment, the bald man and the scar man burst into tears, and opened their mouths in amazement, watching the tractor's body sweep by, and the aftermath of the motorcycle was unabated!
In the exclamation, the two unlucky guys soared into the air, and flew out like two sacks of rice, slashing a graceful curve in the air, and crashing into the green belt.
It was a drop, and at the moment when they fell into a coma, their tears finally slipped uncontrollably: "Woo woo, we just want to rob, we really just want to rob peacefully!" ”
"I'll wipe, I'll wipe!" The fat man on the car body covered his heart, finally came back to his senses, almost rolled off the tractor with weak legs, took out his mobile phone and made a call: "Hey, wife...... It's okay, I just want to say...... I love you. ”
Then he took out a large stack of hundred-yuan bills from his arms, and stuffed them all to Ye Chen: "Woo woo, don't say anything, brother, you take it, take it all!" ”
There are a lot of small money, Ye Chen's eyes are full of little stars, although he still wants to be polite, but his paws have stretched out uncontrollably: "What, since you are like this, brother, we are welcome, by the way, brother, don't you plan to take a look at your briefcase?" ”
, what kind of briefcase do you care about at this time, it's a miracle that labor and management can get off the tractor alive!
The local tyrant fat man was moved to tears, but Xiao Yao had already rushed into the green belt at this time, and picked up the black briefcase very diligently: "Who is that, your briefcase, the contract is still there...... Can I take this thing away, though? ”
"What?" The local tyrant and the fat man turned his head in a daze, and when he saw the thing in Xiao Yao's hand, he only hesitated for a few seconds and waved his hand indifferently, "Uh, it's okay, you can take it, I just need the business contract to be there." ”
The thing Xiao Yao took away was naturally a treasure of heaven and earth, and Ye Chen was also very curious about what had fallen after spending so much effort, and he leaned over curiously and asked, "Xiao Yao, what kind of treasure is it?" Take it out and let me see it? ”
Xiao Yao shook his head: "This is not good, I will show you there when I get home, now let's hurry up and run away, otherwise Lin Kai will bring someone to arrest us in a while." ”
Saying that, Ye Chen also thought about it, it seemed that the two of them almost blew Lin Kai to death just now, and it was estimated that he would soon report to Xu Feng of the Special Incident Investigation Team.
Just when the two of them were about to smear oil on the soles of their feet and slip away, the local tyrant and the fat man came over and patted Ye Chen's shoulder: "Thank you, little brother, I will go and tell the police, you are doing a good deed, don't look back, you are revoking your driver's license." ”
Ye Chen waved his hand absently: "Oh, it's okay, I don't have a driver's license anyway." ”
After speaking, Ye Chen and Xiao Yao slipped away while the local tyrant and fat man were still glad that they could survive, and sure enough, Lin Kai chased after him after him after a while, looking at the mess, Lin Kai held his mobile phone and said, "Xu Tou, this is the experience of the matter." ”
When they got home, Zhuxi was already sitting on the sofa waiting for them, and when he saw Ye Chen and the others returning, he smiled and said, "Senior, Brother Dao, have you done another big thing?" ”
Only then did Ye Chen know that what the two of them had done before had already spread in the WeChat circle of friends.
After Ye Chen told Zhuxi everything about the incident, Zhuxi asked curiously: "That senior, what kind of heavenly treasures did you get?" ”
Xiao Yao's face showed a warm and warm smile like sunshine, after getting along for so long, Ye Chen and Zhuxi naturally knew what Xiao Yao would do when he showed this expression.
Ye Chen watched Xiao Yao take out something from his pocket, the yellow packaging was matched with a familiar pattern, and he saw that there were two big characters written on the package!
"Potato chips? Or piracy? ”
That's right, Ye Chen looked at the Paradise potato chips in Xiao Yao's hand in a daze, and it was original.
Ye Chen pointed to the potato chips in Xiao Yao's hand and asked, "So, after we were busy for most of the day, you came back with one of these things?" And it's pirated? ”
Xiao Yao shook his head: "Although I don't want to say this, there is indeed the breath of heaven and earth treasure in this." ”
Zhuxi also nodded on the side and said, "What the predecessor said is right, this bag of potato chips does contain a powerful spiritual power. ”
Ye Chen stretched out his hand: "Then bring it, I don't know if the pirated version will have diarrhea after eating it." ”
But the next moment, Ye Chen looked at it, and saw Xiao Yao open the bag of potato chips and Zhuxi and the two of them ate all the potato chips in two bites, and then handed him the bag.
Xiao Yao wiped his mouth: "Na, then go eat it." ”
"I ......"
Ye Chen swore that he really wanted to complain at this time, but he didn't know what to say for a while, what is it to eat the packaging bag, what is the good heaven and earth treasure, what the hell is the packaging bag, can the packaging bag be eaten?
Zhuxi pushed his glasses on the side and said: "Tiancai Dibao is not in the potato chips, and it is melted on the packaging, it should be that Tiancai Dibao melted into the raw materials of the packaging bag when it was made." ”
Saying that, she and Xiao Yao glanced at each other, one person controlled Ye Chen, and the other person opened his mouth, and before Ye Chen could say anything, Xiao Yao directly stuffed the bag into his mouth.
As soon as the bag entered his mouth, Ye Chen felt a trace of strangeness, and swallowed it as soon as his throat moved.
The next moment, Ye Chen felt his stomach start churning, and at the moment before he fell unconscious, Ye Chen stretched out his hand and shouted miserably at Xiao Yao: "Hit 120"