092 Want to see Han Tianjiao? Let's get in line first! (5000 words for subscription)
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The demon woman covered her mouth very deliberately and smiled:
"Since you walked out of the million-dollar mountain, you have beaten all over the invincible opponents of the human race, since people are in good spirits at happy events, and it is normal to want to laugh......"
Li Muzhen twisted his nose:
"No, it's a strange feeling, I don't think about anything, I just want to laugh......"
said.
The corners of his mouth couldn't help but rise slightly.
The demon woman couldn't help but sneer:
"I think you're trying to make fun of me, are you suggesting that the makeup I painted today isn't elaborate enough to make people laugh?"
Li Muzhen looked at the demon woman.
The corners of the mouth are getting more and more curvature:
"Well, it's possible...... Don't you say I haven't noticed yet, your makeup today is indeed different from before! β
The demon woman covered her face pitifully:
"The slave family saw that you like weak Terran women, so they deliberately learned their makeup skills, if you want to think it is funny, the slave family will go to wash it!"
Li Muzhen's mouth was open, and his eyebrows couldn't help but bend:
"Oh no, I really think you're funny when you say that! Ouch, hahahahaha......hahahahaha
The demon woman's face suddenly darkened.
However, Li Muzhen didn't care about her.
He just laughed on the spot.
He laughed and gasped and said:
"Haha, it's so ridiculous, your face, the more I look at it, the more funny I feel, no, I'm afraid I'll laugh when I look at you in bed tonight...... Turn around and ......"
"Hahahaha...... My demonic power, my demonic power is actually disordered, eh? Funny, you say, isn't it funny? How is this possible, I don't have the magic power to operate, it actually walked around on its own, it must be my hallucination, hey young, this is so happy! β
Li Muzhen laughed.
The demon woman felt a little strange.
She turned to the two Terran maids behind her:
"Does I really look that funny?"
The two Terran maidens shook their heads in fear:
"No, no, no, it's not funny at all!"
The demon woman frowned and turned around.
saw that Li Muzhen had already leaned forward and leaned back with laughter.
She was angry on the spotβ
"Okay, you old locust tree, in order to cater to your preferences, the old lady is pretending to be a maid and wearing human dresses and painting human makeup, and you still want to make fun of others, these three hundred years of husband and wife have done it in vain, right?"
Saying that, she was going to pull Li Muzhen's ears.
And yet at this very moment.
Li Muzhen's laughter became sharper.
Followed by.
But listen to a muffled bang!
His head exploded on the spot.
Blood and brains were scattered all over the ground.
also splashed the demon woman's face all over the face!
"Hahaha......"
Li Muzhen's headless body was still leaning forward and backwards, maintaining the previous laughing action, and there was a muffled laugh in his stomach.
The demon woman suddenly screamed in horror-
"Don't laugh, Li Muzhen!"
"You're laughing all the way up!"
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Two hours later.
Outside the Iron Wood Castle, in a hidden cave, the demon woman was carefully covering the mouth of a baby-like head with her hand.
Under the head.
But it's an adult body!
"I haven't been so badly injured since I transfigured three hundred years ago!"
Li Muzhen made an angry sound in his stomach.
The demon woman gave him a blank look:
"You can't laugh anymore, I suspect someone is secretly using the Disgust of Victory on you!"
Li Muzhen snorted coldly:
"This seat does naturally know! I said, why do you want to laugh for no reason, hehe, there is indeed a ......"
He wasn't done yet.
The head popped open again!
The demon woman exclaimed.
The headless husk beneath her hands began to slowly change.
Eventually turned into a wizened old locust tree!
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"Damn, is it even a 'huh'?"
Li Mu was really angry.
He has been crisscrossing millions of mountains for many years, and he has never heard of such an evil sect's disgusting technique!
If you smile, the demonic power in your body will be disordered!
After two head explosions in a row.
His demonic power was greatly affected.
I can't even maintain my human form anymore!
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"I think you'd be better off like this!"
The demon woman said worriedly.
Li Muzhen snorted coldly:
"How much do you say? Now I have revealed my deity and turned into a locust tree...... A tree, you can't laugh, right? β
However, the next breath.
The demon woman said a little nervously:
"But I think your trunk looks a bit like your eyebrows and eyes, as if you're still smiling......"
Li Muzhen was furious:
"What are you talking nonsense about, you thief mother-in-law!?"
"I'm a tree now, how can a tree laugh?"
"Trees laugh? Hey, this joke is so funny, I can't help it......"
The demon woman stared at Li Muzhen nervously.
OK.
The curved lines on the old locust tree were stunned.
The woman breathed a sigh of relief.
She was just about to say something.
However, the next breath.
A loud laugh spread from the cavernβ
"Hahahaha!"
"I can't help it! Really...... It's so funny! Me, I...... Who can hold back a laugh! β
"I'll just laugh for a while, hahahahaha......"
Bang!
A violent explosion came from the cave.
Time.
The cave collapsed.
There are countless rockfalls.
But even so.
The demonic laughter still reached the surface from the cracks of countless stones!
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[Book of Bliss Heavenly Book: Li Muzhen laughed wildly, he was happy and sad, his demonic power was out of control, and his cultivation fell from the late stage of the god to the middle stage of the god! ]
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After Li Muzhen turned into a locust tree, he still laughed wildly, he was very happy and sad, his demonic power was out of control, and his cultivation fell from the middle stage of the god to the early stage of the god!
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Li Muzhen cultivated for the continuous fall......
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Li Muzhen escaped from the Terran realm!
Thereafter.
He sealed himself in the depths of a Demon Emperor's tomb in Xuanyuan Mountain!
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Duration of Happiness and Sorrow: 7 daysγ
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[Regional gossip boardββ
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Li Muzhen escaped! (NEW)
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Rumors: Li Muzhen, a master of the demon clan, encountered a strong resistance from the castle lord Luo Bajiang when he challenged the Ironwood Fort, and less than half a day afterwards, Li Muzhen was defeated and took the Ironwood Castle and directly withdrew from the Terran realm!
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Passerby A, B, C, D: Lord Luobao is powerful! γ
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Lying flat mountain gazebo.
Wei Buti put down the Book of Elysium and breathed a sigh of relief with satisfaction.
It seems that this book of paradise still has some merit!
Without leaving home, you can make your enemies happy and sad!
It is a must-have artifact for home travel!
Of course.
The price of this thing is also dearly.
Wei Butti, who had just quit the Tianlei shampoo mode, was forced to feel the care and warmth of Big Brother Tianqi again.
It was in the continuous Taiyi God Thunder Pillar.
He was beaten so hard that he couldn't even straighten his back!
Right now, he just wanted to know how long the karma generated by this wave of curses Li Muzhen would last.
As for the rumors.
Luo Bajiang, the current owner of Tiemu Fort, was mistakenly thought to be the hero who repelled Li Muzhen, and became a great hero of the human race.
Wei Buti didn't care very much.
He's a Terran genius now.
There is still a bit of open-mindedness in this pattern.
"It's just a name...... Luo Bajiang likes to do something, just don't take the opportunity to mess around......"
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However, Wei Buti thought so.
Just because everyone else thinks so.
Ironwood Fort.
The new castle master, Luo Bajiang, was pacing back and forth in his study, his expression very anxious!
"Master, it is rumored outside that you repelled Li Muzhen, and you have become the hero of our Six Kingdoms, why are you uneasy?"
A teenager who looked like a scholar asked curiously.
Luo Bajiang waved his hands anxiously:
"You know! Repel Li Muzhen? Do we have what it takes?! β
The scholar said silently:
"There should be no ......"
"Isn't that all there is to it!?"
Luo Bajiang sighed:
"I don't have that ability, but I have such a reputation, how can I afford it? How can Ironwood Castle afford it? Not to mention whether other sects will question me, what if the demon clan comes next? β
The scholar suddenly became nervous:
"Then why don't you quickly refute the rumors?"
"How?"
Luo Bajiang sneered:
"The human race finally took advantage of this shemale confrontation, the big guys are all on the rise, no matter how you refute the rumors, it is a basin of cold water poured down, there is no good fruit to eat!"
"Besides, if I tell the truth and tell everyone that Li Mu really retreated by himself, I'm afraid that Tiemubao will become a spy of the demon clan in the eyes of other sects! Otherwise, why should other sects be beaten to death, killed and wounded, but only we can not only stay out of the matter, but also force them back? β
"The Six Kingdoms Immortal Cultivation Realm knows each other's roots, and our Ironwood Fort is not a big force, not to mention that I, the lord of the Castle, are also ...... cough cough cough ......"
He suddenly didn't say anything.
The scholar was also silent.
Both the master and servant both knew what Luo Bajiang relied on to ascend to the throne - Tiemu Fort was relatively special in the cultivation realm, and it was formed by the union of the four major Xiuzhen families of Luo, Cao, Wei, and Ning.
Among them, the Luo family is certainly a relatively large force.
However, Luo Bajiang became the lord of the castle and relied on the support of the other three major families.
It is said that in the process.
The wives of the other three surnames all blew a lot of wind in their ears, which played a great role.
Although after Luo Bajiang came to power, he quickly dealt with the rumors inside the Iron Wood Fort by thunderbolt.
But he knew his own affairs.
Thirty years ago, he couldn't even compete for a dragon qi, and thirty years later, relying on power to ascend to the position of the castle lord does not mean that his hard power has improved by leaps and bounds.
Opposite.
Luo Bajiang is very empty now!
He longs for the Iron Wood Fort to be hidden behind Xiaolingshan (the first sect in the Puduo Kingdom) and never be noticed by the world!
But who would have thought of this?
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"No matter what, Li Muzhen retreated, at least he avoided the scourge of swordsmanship......"
Luo Bajiang froze.
After a moment of silence.
He suddenly spoke:
"Inform the three masters, I'm going to Guanmiaotang!"
The scholar's face was gloomy:
"Now go to Guanmiaotang, I'm afraid it will ......"
Luo Bajiang waved his hand:
"I've made up my mind, just to inform them, your family masters are also well-versed people, they know what I'm going to do......"
said.
He strode out of the study.
Walk towards a very remote building in the depths of Ironwood Fort.
Push open the thick door.
There was the sound of chains pulling ahead.
Crossing the prohibitions.
Luo Bajiang came to a small narrow courtyard.
There is a dry well in the middle of the courtyard.
The well is covered with yellow leaves.
An ethereal female voice came out of the dry well:
"I knew cousin, you were coming to see me today."
Luo Bajiang felt a sour heart when he heard this:
"Seedlings...... I ......"
The female voice said suddenly:
"Cousin doesn't have to blame himself, this is for the prosperity of Ironwood Castle, and it is also my own choice - in fact, I have all kinds of premonitions when I pee, and the woman who has been chosen by this generation is probably me, but for some reason I am not afraid at all, I am just a little lonely...... If I want to leave, you can't take my ...... with you in that Tianjiao ring more than 30 years ago."
Luo Bajiang sighed.
"Although you are in the well, you can see everything more clearly than anyone else, and you also know what I am here today, so who did Li Muzhen retreat?"
Yang Yang chuckled:
"Cousin, don't you have a number in mind? Among these six countries, who can silently repel the great enemy of the demon race? β
Luo Bajiang asked tentatively:
"Han Tianjiao?"
The seedlings said 'um' and stopped talking.
Luo Bajiang circled the well several times.
That's when I made up my mind:
"No, we can't take advantage of Han Tianjiao for no reason! But if Han Tianjiao's actions are rashly revealed, I am afraid of upsetting his old man! β
"It seems that I have to personally take a trip to Lying Flat Mountain and visit his old man!"
Yang Yang did not reply.
A low sound of wind came from the dry well.
Luo Bajiang showed a frightened expression when he heard this.
He turned and walked out.
All the way to the gate of the yard.
He suddenly asked:
"If I go to beg Han Tianjiao, do you think he will help us solve the problem of this dry well?"
In a dry well.
The voice of the seedling came faintly:
"Not to mention whether people are willing to help, cousin, can you really let go of the benefits brought by this dry well?"
"If you were willing, how could you have watched me being pushed into a well?"
"After all, you're just a conscience and greedy, trying to deceive yourself......"
Luo Bajiang's scalp was numb after hearing this.
He couldn't help but punch himself hard in the chest a few times, and then quickly exited the courtyard.
Rustle!
Numerous prohibitions have been closed.
In the yard.
The faint sound of falling leaves and the low laughter of a woman could be heard.
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Day.
Luo Bajiang left the Iron Wood Fort and went straight to Lying Mountain.
He did a lot of homework along the way.
It was learned that there was a temple on Crescent Mountain.
The lying immortal worshiped in the temple is Han Tianjiao's deity!
So he took the scholar entourage and bought a lot of livestock and incense, and came to the foot of this lying flat mountain.
It was exactly the fifteenth day.
and the people who offered incense were also more numerous.
The Luo Pa River went up the stairs with the flow of people.
Enter the temple gate.
The governor with his own good face came to lead the way.
The first round of worship is completed.
He also donated a lot of worldly possessions with a wave of his hand.
The governor was grateful.
Although Luo Bajiang is an immortal cultivator, he does not look down on mortals.
When he was incense before, he heard that the governor of this good face had been in this immortal temple for decades, and he should know the root of this place, maybe he also had some knowledge of Lying Ping Mountain!
Present.
He asked politely:
"I heard that Crescent Mountain is just the second dojo of the Lying Flat Immortal, and the Lying Ping Mountain not far away is the place where his old man stays, can this be true?"
The governor smiled and nodded:
"It's true."
Luo Bajiang was overjoyed in his heart, knowing that he had asked the right person, so he hurriedly asked:
"I have something very important, I want to meet the Lying Flat Immortal, do you have a way?"
But the governor replied with all seriousness:
"There are a lot of people who want to meet the Lying Flat Immortals, I'm afraid Your Excellency will have to line up first!"
Luo Bajiang laughed:
"I'll tell you the truth, I'm actually an immortal cultivator, and my strength is already in the early stage of the Yuan Infant! Like me, to meet the lying immortals, also have to line up? β
The governor muttered:
"I'm afraid so."
Luo Bajiang was surprised:
"Who are the people in front of me?"
The governor clasped his hands:
"Please come with me."
The group turned left and right in the mountains.
Soon they came to a quiet and cozy gazebo.
This gazebo stands on the tip of the crescent moon.
Just overlooking the scenery of the lying flat mountain.
In the gazebo at the moment.
There were a few people sitting on the ground.
None of them look very remarkable.
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"It seems that it is not easy to see this Han Tianjiao, these people should also be immortal cultivators, even if they are not from a big force like Temubao like me, they must have some small backgrounds!"
"But don't worry, this kind of thing can be discussed, after a while, I will make a reputation for the Iron Wood Castle, and give some spirit stone magic weapons as compensation, there will always be someone willing to let me cut the line, right?"
Luo Bajiang thought secretly in his heart.
And yet at this very moment.
He slapped his thigh suddenly.
Pointing to the governor who had led him up the mountain, he said:
"I'll just say why are you so familiar?!"
"Your Excellency, could it be Deng Yue, the true disciple of Huaqing Sect?"
"You, you, how do you mingle among mortals? Still doing this kind of rough work? β
The governor smiled and nodded.
but did not answer his words.
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The other side.
Hear the voice of Luo Bajiang.
The people in the gazebo turned their heads one after another.
One of the old men was still glaring at him impatiently.
"Another one in line? What kind of three-legged cats are they......"
The beautiful woman sitting opposite looked at Luo Bajiang with a smile:
"Yo, isn't this little Rollo? I heard that you have become the new lord of Ironwood Castle, and my aunt and grandmother haven't had time to congratulate you! β
followed by the big man next to him snorted coldly:
"This kid didn't have a good eye before, didn't he want to cut in line?"
As soon as I heard the word cut in line.
The eyes of all the elders present fell on Luo Bajiang's body.
That moment.
It was as if he had been pierced through the heart by ten thousand arrows!
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"Old man Ming Song of the Dao Gate! The Lonely Moon Fairy of Xiaoyue Fang! Guan Qingyu of Juque Palace! Master Jinding of the Quicksand Gate......"
Luo Bajiang was shocked and looked blank in his heart!
These people are all figures at the level of the Nine Great Sects!
The strength is at least in the late Yuan Infancy.
There are even those in the early stage of the transformation of gods!
He came here in the early stage of the Yuan Infant who relied on the family's drug resources.
Like a sheep.
Came to a group of tigers!
I can only tremble!
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"In Xia Luobajiang, I have seen all the seniors, and the seniors laughed, I have always obeyed the rules in Xia, how can I cut the line?"
Luo Bajiang wiped his sweat.
Then he asked with a smile on his face:
"I'm definitely behind you! I just don't know how long you've been in line, and how much time will it take for me to take my turn? β
Old Man Ming Song glanced at him.
Said without saltiness:
"Don't think about those who don't have it, let's queue up for thirty years first, we old guys, we haven't left an inch for thirty years!"
Rumble!
The voice fell.
Another thunder fell on the lying mountain.
Luo Bajiang was dumbfounded.
The Lonely Moon Fairy next to her smiled lightly:
"Seeing that this thunder is getting thicker and stronger, it seems that today's Han Tianjiao is also full of spirit."
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