Chapter 2: Stealing Tribute
The shameless beggar in Cao Shuangxu's mouth was squatting by the stream at the moment and gulping down water, running all the way with his life, almost blowing up his lungs, until he was sure that no one was chasing after him, Wang Lingzhi breathed a sigh of relief.
He wiped his mouth, remembering the oolong he had just made.
It is not difficult to see from the dressing of those family members that the other party must have a good background, a family member is better dressed than ordinary people, such a girl from a family background was attacked by herself, if she is caught, she will have to lose a few layers of skin if she doesn't die, and she is afraid when you think about it.
But when I think of the feel at that time, it was delicate and elastic, the size was not too big or small, it was just right, pretty and straight, and I couldn't help but linger.
Thinking about it from another angle, it's not in vain that I have been hit so many times in the morning, isn't there a saying? Peony flowers are also merry to be ghosts.
Wang Ling, who was secretly reminiscing, suddenly, was interrupted by a strange sound, worried about which family members were chasing after him again, he immediately looked around in a panic, but did not find the shadow of a person.
Listening carefully, the movement seemed to come from the reeds, and after basically determining the direction of the sound, Wang Ling carefully touched it.
Groping along the river, picking up a person-high reed, I actually saw a sloppy old man lying on the ground, the other party was holding a roast chicken in his hand, pressing thick reeds under him, and eating chicken legs.
The moment Wang Ling saw this old man, the vigilance on his face instantly turned into anger.
"I'm special... I said Lao Suntou, let's act together, you left me alone in Baiyun Temple, but I hid here to eat chicken, do you know how I came over this morning?! Wang Ling snatched the roast chicken from the old grandson, grabbed him by the collar, and lifted him up, "Say!" Where did the roast chicken come from?! ”
"Ahaha, it's Xiao Wang Ling, what's that, let me go quickly, you also know that I have an old bone, but I can't help you from slipping away like this." As the old grandson spoke, one hand quietly stretched out to the roast chicken in Wang Ling's hand, but Wang Ling had already noticed it and hid the roast chicken behind him.
"Say, where did the roast chicken come from?" Wang Ling said viciously, looking like he was going to beat someone if he didn't say anything more.
The old grandson reluctantly squeezed out a smile and said, "Calm down, calm down." I said no, yet? You let me go first. ”
As soon as he finished speaking, he sat on the ground with an "ouch" sound, and the old grandson rubbed his ass aggrievedly, fortunately there were collapsed reeds to cushion him, so he didn't break his old bones, if there were no reeds, Wang Ling would not be willing to drop him.
When the old grandson looked up at Wang Ling again, he found that Wang Ling had already sat on the side, holding the roast chicken and nibbling violently, the posture, the speed, and the teeth, like a hungry wolf, completely ignoring the image.
"Oh, you slow down, no, leave me a mouthful! Oh my fathers! Looking at the roast chicken that soon only had a skeleton left, the old grandson was so distressed that he was about to cry.
Wang Ling sighed on his fingers with oil, eager to swallow his fingers into his stomach, after he came to this world, he ate too little meat, the last time was two months ago, he finally caught a hare, after roasting only ate two rabbit legs, himself and the old grandson head one person, I thought that the rest of the old thief would be eaten slowly, who would have thought that this old thief got up in the middle of the night and ate it all, the next day woke up, looked at the bones, almost did not give Wang Ling angry to death, and did not take care of the old grandson for several days.
You know, now those homeless people, every time they pass a mountain, they can't wait to plow the mountain skin with their teeth.
The wild animals in the mountains were so frightened that they all moved their habitats, and in the words of Wang Ling, the animals were carrying the train overnight, and those who did not run away could only hide in the nest and shiver, and all those who were caught were eaten up, and many of the bark and grass roots on the mountain were eaten up, and in this case, it was not easy to catch a rabbit, and let this old thing all be gone.
Wang Ling looked at the old grandson who was holding the chicken rack in his hand and sitting on the ground crying silently, and asked coldly: "Come on, where have you been this morning, and what is the matter with this roast chicken?" ”
Lao Sun Tou wiped a tear that he had finally squeezed out with his hand, and said aggrievedly: "I found a place where there is a lot of food, and this roast chicken was brought back from there." ”
"It's really fake! Can there be such a good thing? Wang Linghu glanced at Lao Sun Tou suspiciously, now there are homeless people everywhere, although he doesn't believe that there will be such a good place in this world, but the smell of chicken is still echoing in his mouth, and it is difficult to refute.
Lao Sun Tou got up and dusted his buttocks, and put the chicken skeleton into his arms, then beckoned to Wang Ling and said, "Let's go, I'll take you to see it." ”
"I want to see what kind of medicine you sell in your gourd." Wang Ling stood up and walked over to Lao Sun Tou, and bent down to drag him on his back.
Old grandson: "??? ”
"Eat your chicken to avenge my rabbit, besides, I've been beaten so much this morning, you have to let me get relieved!"
Although Wang Ling felt that this old man had always been unkind, and often did some things that pitted his teammates, he was so angry that he couldn't treat it with a normal heart, but since he came to this world, Lao Sun Tou is the only person he can talk to, and he is also his life-saving benefactor, so he is naturally grateful in his heart, but he doesn't say it, and that mouth is all used to fight wits and courage with this old man.
Sometimes it's interesting to think about it, the two of them, one old and one young, walked for half a year so noisily, and they really walked to Qingzhou City.
Along the way, they don't know how many corpses they saw starving to death on the side of the road.
Lao Sun Tou patted Wang Ling's shoulder and said, "I saw you smirking by the river just now, what's the matter, Sichun?" Which little lady is it? ”
The old grandson smiled, lay on Wang Ling's generous back, and let him carry himself forward.
Wang Ling's face froze, and he turned his head to look at him: "You saw it all?" ”
"It's hard not to notice when you drink water, like a cow." The old grandson said sarcastically.
Feeling a little embarrassed, there was a feeling of social death, Wang Ling hurriedly changed the topic.
Wang Ling: "Do you keep that pair of chicken bones, are you going to stew soup and drink it?" ”
Old grandson: "Yo, you guessed it." ”
Wang Ling: "Cut, because I think so too." ”
Old grandson: "Hehe, you come to cook, I'll drink." ”
Wang Ling: "You old thing is ugly, you think it's beautiful!" You can't help me cook soup, huh? Besides, what's the good stuff we can't enjoy together? ”
Lao Sun Tou: "All together, all together, hehe!" ”
The two of them chatted one by one, followed the guidance of the old grandson, and walked down the mountain along the stream.
Although it is not easy to walk the mountain road with a person on his back, but fortunately, Wang Ling came out of the army after all, and the foundation is good, plus he has just eaten a chicken, and his physical strength is also guaranteed, and he doesn't know how long he walked all the way, until a small mountain bag appeared in front of the two, and the old grandson asked Wang Ling to put himself down.
As soon as he landed, the old grandson ran towards the small hill, the running posture looked a little funny, Wang Ling followed behind him, and the two of them climbed up the hillside together.
Just when he was about to climb to the top, the old grandson suddenly held down the king's order, this order caught him off guard, almost slipped and fell, he looked at the old grandson angrily, just about to question him, but saw him lying on the hillside, slowly poking out half of his head, looking out.
Wang Ling couldn't help but be a little puzzled, and he also followed his example, and carefully exposed half of his head.
When he saw a large cemetery on the other side of the mountain, the doubts on his face became even heavier.
Wang Ling: "What are you bringing me here for?" ”
The old grandson looked at him strangely and said, "Didn't you ask me to bring you here?" ”
Wang Ling's mind didn't turn around a little, but when he saw the people in the cemetery who went to sweep the graves, the fruits, snacks and roast chicken placed in front of the tombstones, and even a pig's head in front of a grave, he instantly understood what was going on.
He stared at the old thing beside him with wide eyes, and said in disbelief, "! Are you so brave? The dead man's tribute is stolen, are you lacking virtue?! ”
The old grandson didn't care, and even had some disdain for his reaction, and rolled his old eyes and glanced at Wang Ling.
"In these days, the dead have to make way for the living, don't they? So many delicious things are placed in front of those graves, and sooner or later they will rot, and it is not a waste not to eat them? Seeing that Wang Ling's expression was somewhat relaxed, he continued: "What time is it, our grandfather is going to starve to death, and it doesn't matter if he lacks virtue or not, and he hasn't stolen the food of the living, it's good to let us live if there is a stutter!" ”
"What you say makes sense!" Wang Ling was successfully persuaded by him, and the moral bottom line in his heart collapsed instantly.
As a materialist, Wang Ling has never been afraid of ghosts and gods, even if there are really ghosts in this world, he has the confidence to reason with the other party, I am here to not waste food, and it is a big deal to give you less paper money in the future.