Chapter 2 Have you ever heard of ghosts and fairies?
Awakened by the chirping of birds outside the house, Cheng Wang opened his eyes for a while, and then stood up suddenly.
He still remembered the horrific scene last night, slowly raised his head, but found that there was nothing on the ceiling, relieved himself a little, dragged his still vaguely tired body to sit on the sofa, he no longer had the strength to care about any ghosts.
"How do you open this thing?"
A cold female voice sounded, Cheng Wang jumped up from the sofa in fright, turned his head and saw that a girl wearing a light purple dress, with apricots in her eyebrows and eyes, and white skin was holding a bottle of beer and tilting her head to look at him.
Perhaps it was the girl's stunning beauty that alleviated part of his fear, Cheng Wang just asked suspiciously, "Who are you?" How is it in my house? ”
The girl was stunned for a moment in the face of Cheng Wang's question, and pointed to herself: "Huh? Me? Well...... You open this for me first, and I'll tell you. ”
Cheng Wang looked at the beer in the girl's hand, a little speechless, maybe he was woken up by the Lu team in the early morning, and the door was not closed when he went out, and he was broken in by this girl with a high probability of being homeless.
Then it is very likely that last night's incident was a misunderstanding, Cheng Wangfu raised his forehead and thought: Damn, wouldn't that be a shame in front of the little girl.
But at the same time, his heart also relaxed: I just said, how can there be ghosts in this world!
As he thought, he opened the beer with a screwdriver and handed it to the girl.
The girl took it obediently, took a sip of beer in both hands, and said nonsensically: "Yes." ”
Cheng Wang was stunned for a moment at the girl's inexplicable words: "Huh? ”
The girl smiled: "There are really ghosts!" ”
Cheng Wang was numb, and suddenly remembered the face that hung on the ceiling last night, and said in a trembling voice: "Could it be ......?"
"It's me!" The girl smiled even more happily.
"Ahhhh.....h
Before Cheng Wang could finish screaming, the girl raised her hand and pointed, Cheng Wang found that she was speechless, staring at the girl in shock.
The girl took a sip of beer and turned her head to look at Cheng Wang: "Introduce yourself, my name is Ruan Shiqing, I am a ghost, you don't have anything to eat here?" I turned your house inside out last night and there was nothing. ”
It turned out that it was really her who turned off the lights!
Cheng Wang rolled his eyes in fright when he heard this, Ruan Shiqing slapped it, Cheng Wang immediately came to his senses, and then looked at her with fear in his eyes.
Ruan Shiqing said speechlessly: "Listen to me, I am a ghost immortal guarding the realm of suffering, an immortal called a ghost Haizi, I fought with an immortal hundreds of years ago, I lost, but I didn't give him what he wanted when I died, so he cut me in half and threw half of it in the world, I went down to earth to find half of my body, and I am not interested in you, a mortal." ”
Cheng Wang thought to himself: That's good, that's good, let's leave quickly after drinking.
Ruan Shiqing looked at Cheng Wang's eyes and said: "Don't think that a bottle of wine can send me away, half of my body has been wandering in the world for hundreds of years, who knows where it is hidden?" I need a place to hide, and besides, I'm hungry, and there's no Bigu Dan or something. ”
Cheng Wang was surprised that this ghost fairy could read minds, and hurriedly got up and opened the Meituan on his mobile phone and handed it to her, and couldn't help but think: Since you can fight with the immortals, what else is there to be afraid of.
Ruan Shiqing swiped his mobile phone and picked up the takeaway, reading Cheng Wang's heart and shook his head: "No matter what era it is, there are always a group of Taoist immortals in the world, I am not afraid, but that group of people is too troublesome, I don't want to be entangled." ”
Cheng Wang thought desperately: Wouldn't that be with the ghost in the future!
Ruan Shiqing returned the phone to Cheng Wang, took a sip of beer and said: "I won't stay here with you in vain, I listened to you complain about what evil ghosts killed people last night, I secretly went to check last night when you fainted, it is a terrible ghost, unless you find a Taoist priest in Tsing Yi, otherwise you humans can't deal with it." ”
Cheng Wang was looking at the more than 300 takeaways on his mobile phone and making a fuss in his heart, but when he heard her words, he suddenly had a flash of inspiration: yes! Since this is a ghost fairy, you can ask her for help!
It's just that.
Remembering the disastrous face that hung from the ceiling last night.
This ghost fairy's current appearance can't be made of some magic, if her body is extremely ugly......
Cheng Wang trembled in his heart when he thought about it.
Ruan Shiqing was slightly angry.
In anger, he pushed Cheng Wang down on the sofa, Ruan Shiqing sat on him and untied his bunks, and three thousand green silks slapped Cheng Wang's face with a faint fragrance.
"So you can remember, right?"
Objectively speaking, hanging from the ceiling in the middle of the night will definitely frighten you from this angle, regardless of whether you are as beautiful as a fairy.
But now this slightly ambiguous posture makes Cheng Wang's mind messy: Hey, hey, hey, I'm also a ghost, a pervert.
Ruan Shiqing sensed what he was thinking, his pretty face turned red, and he slapped him in the face: "An dare to blaspheme the ghost immortal!" ”
Poor pervert Cheng Wang fainted again.
When he woke up again, it was already noon, Cheng Wang looked at the female ghost fairy who was sitting on the side drinking, and didn't dare to have any thoughts anymore, and opened his mobile phone to find that the Lu team had made several calls.
In such a hurry?
Did something happen?
Cheng Wang called and dialed quickly, but Lu Team's voice was flustered, and his words were hurried: "Xiao Cheng, come to the police station, something happened." ”
Cheng Wanggang wanted to speak, but found that he couldn't speak, so he had to look at Ruan Shiqing with a pleading face, Ruan Shiqing raised his hand, and Cheng Wang hurriedly responded: "Okay Lu team, I'll be there soon." ”
Cheng Wang hurriedly got dressed and went out, and found that Ruan Shiqing was also following, he hurriedly said, "I'm Grandma Dishen, don't go with you." ”
"I won't go, how can I help you solve the case, don't worry, if you apply a spell slightly, no one other than you will not be able to see me, and you also know that I can read minds, and you and I don't have to open my mouth to communicate." Ruan Shiqing said with his hair curled indifferently.
But Cheng Wang was desperate not to let this ghost fairy grandmother follow: Walk with ghosts? Crazy!
There were circles of people at the entrance of the Haicheng Police Station, and Cheng Wang finally squeezed in, only to see a few points of flesh and blood scattered on the ground, and the medical staff were hurriedly cleaning up.
After the "training" of the beautiful women and ghosts around him last night, Cheng Wang didn't even scream, which did not fit his personality when he first came to the police station.
Cheng Wang walked towards the police station with a serious face, and the police doctors who knew him outside were surprised, and they never thought that the most timid person in the bureau had actually practiced some courage.
Lu Yi sat on the sofa and smoked a cigarette, and when he saw Cheng Wang walking in, he squeezed out a smile from his haggard look: "Xiao Cheng is here?" Sit down first. ”
"Marine, what's outside?"
The Lu team threw the cigarette butt into the ashtray and lit another cigarette: "Guo Chang, male, truck driver, committed suicide by jumping from the roof of the police station at 4:34 a.m. today. ”
After fantasizing about him jumping down from the four-story police station, Cheng Wang asked with some surprise: "Can the fourth floor fall like that?" ”
The Lu team was stunned, a little surprised Cheng Wang's calm mind today, took a sharp puff of cigarette and said: "It's not a good life, my head is on the ground, my head is broken, and my brain is broken." ”
Cheng Wang only felt that his stomach was churning at this time, but fortunately he didn't eat the more than 300 takeaways at home, so he forced himself to vomit and asked, "It's just... Just an accident? ”
Lu Yi just tilted his head towards the corner of the police station: "Obviously not." ”
Cheng Wang looked over, and a pitch-black umbrella was quietly placed in the corner of the wall, no different from the seven umbrellas he had seen before.
He only felt as if there were antbeasts climbing on his scalp.
He remembered what Ruan Shiqing had said to him before, and asked Lu Yi with a heavy face: "Team Lu, have you ever heard of ghosts and immortals?" ”