People are fake, and the divine water can't be real.

Besides, there is no divine water in this world that eliminates all diseases.

"It's all a trick." Yan Lao Er whispered, "Those who are shouting are all Tuo."

Yan Yu also said, "But isn't it, the unconscious leg stands up at once? Such an outrageous statement would even be believed......

"It's all acting, in order to cheat money, look at this battle...... Yan Lao Er said again: "It's not that there are no clear-eyed people, you look to the side, those who are cold-eyed must know it in their hearts, but it's hard to say."

If you stab someone all at once, the fake Taoist priests will be hated, and these deceived people will not necessarily appreciate and thank you."

"It's like a sweet dream, and it pops and punctures." Yan Yu summed up vividly.

Yan Laoer: "Yes, that's what it means."

He sighed and said, "Who doesn't want to really have divine water, all diseases are eliminated, such a god, for everyone who has the plague to use, isn't it all good? Don't say they don't know that there is an epidemic in our Guanzhou......

Something suddenly occurred to him, and his eyes straightened.

He muttered, "Divine water...... Divine Water ......"

"Oh my God, the right way doesn't work, so you have to think about these crooked ways!" Yan Lao Er was trembling with excitement.

He tried to suppress himself, not to show too much excitement, otherwise there would be no difference between him and those foolish people who were crazy about false old ways and divine water.

But he really couldn't control himself.

"Dabao, let's ...... We are the ones with divine water!" Yan Laoer's facial features are flexible hints.

Yan Yu instantly received her father's brain hole.

It's a magical and wonderful idea!

She was deeply impressed by her father's wit.

"Daddy! You always say you don't have enough brains, but I really think you're too smart!" Yan Yu looked at her father with starry eyes: "What a crooked way, if you can catch a mouse, you are a good cat!"

Yan Lao Er was a little impatient to perfect his thinking.

"Let's go and find a place to stay first."

The two of them rushed out of the encirclement with the three treasures, and Yan Laoer, who had always been slamming the door, didn't even inquire about a few more, so he went into the nearest inn with his head covered, and opened an upper room extravagantly.

This so-called upper room is really up.

The floors are high, the ventilation is good, and the room is also large, and the windows are open, so that you can see the surrounding scenery from a high vantage point.

There are no high-rise buildings in the town of Guiyuan to block the view, and the two-story inn is proud of the crowd and has an excellent view.

Yan Yu fumbled to prop up the window with a wooden stick.

Poking out your little head and looking down.

"Dad, they seem to be going to the beach." Yan Yu saw the long line walking straight towards the sea.

Yan Laoer, who had just entered the door, cautiously plugged in the door.

"I just asked Xiao Er, Fuyunguan wants to sacrifice to the god of the sea today, thank you for not losing your temper this year, and being safe and sound without wind and waves.

It is said that it is thanks to the floating cloud view that the floating cloud Taoist and the sea god met in a dream, and the two of them chatted very happily, and the sea god was happy, so they had a good year." Yan Lao Er's opinion on this is only two words: "Hehe!"

Yan Yu laughed so much that he almost knocked off the wooden stick that was propping up the window.

"Arm Wandering...... Oh mother, I can't think about it, I can't think about it, I'm laughing to death." Yan Yuren is quite hard: "The image of the sea god in folklore has always been the dragon king and dragon god, he is a fake old man, and he is a hand in hand...... Hahahaha...... I can't laugh, my hands are full of scales, and I twist my head with a dragon face, ahhahahaha!"

"It would be hilarious if there was another language barrier." Yan Yu's blushing little face suddenly became serious, and he spit out a series of words in his major.

Yan Lao Er was confused, "What are you talking about?"

"I said, you are an interesting person, I will often come to meet you in your dreams in the future, and if you can, can you throw some pigs' heads, sheep's heads, and cow's heads into the sea, which are very rare and delicious snacks for me who have lived in the sea all year round...... Ahahahaha!"

Yan Yu laughed and screamed.

Yan Lao Er couldn't stand it, it was originally a very serious thing - to sacrifice to the god of the sea, let his daughter say, why is it so coke.

The procession of sacrifices gradually disappeared from view.

Yan Yu also laughed enough.

asked Yan Laoer: "Dad, why are you willing to open such an expensive room for a penny of silver!"

Dad is used to picking and searching her, and suddenly she is so generous, not to mention, she is really uncomfortable.

"We can only pick up the goods tomorrow, where to stay in the inn, the sea breeze is hard here, and you will get sick again if you sleep outside without shelter." Yan Lao Er felt sorry for his daughter, there was no way to float on the river, and it was better to live in a guest house if there were conditions.

They have saved enough, so they are serious about this day, so that his daughter can relax and relax.

"Besides, this upper room and lower room, you don't know, there are no windows in the lower room, the ventilation is not good, there is no hot water and no rice, cheap is cheap, but this upper room includes meals, fetchs water and boils water, do the math, it's not much expensive."

Yan Lao Er has an abacus in his stomach, and he can understand it when he crackles.

Yan Yu is also a shrewd person.

I thought about it for a while: "It's really not a loss to live in the upper room, do you have three meals or two meals?"

"Two meals, evening and morning." Yan Lao Er said.

"Okay, then let's let Xiao Er boil more hot water, and let's scrub and wash." Yan Yudao.

is worthy of the two of them, and they can always think of going together.

Yan Laoer: "I have already told Xiao Er, and I will send it to us in a while."

"Dad, tell me what you think about the Divine Water." Yan Yu looked at her father expectantly.

"It's very simple, you see that those people are crazy about the divine water, it's credible, let's go back and say that the divine water that we asked for from here was poured into the rice soup openly, and let them rush to drink it." Yan Lao Er's face was pale, and he thought that this idea was very good.

"You have to do a full set of plays, Dad, and all the loopholes must be filled." Yan Yu reminded him, "If our medicine is really good, they all go to the floating clouds to pray for the divine water, isn't it for the liars."

Yan Laoer: "I've also thought about this, we can't say that it is from the floating clouds, nor can it be related to some immortals or gods, just say that it was given by others? Met a master?

Yan Yu thinks that he can say this: "Dad, let's just say that the talisman in our hand is talisman water, the talisman that has been burned to ashes, and some strange smells are also covered up by the way, the talisman was bought from an old Taoist, and this is the only one.

If you want to buy it in the future, no matter what kind of talisman they bring to us, we will say no, if it doesn't look like this, it will be blocked by the possibility of pit money."

Yan Lao Er shouted, "Okay!"

Just as he was about to say something, Xiao Er knocked on the door and said to the guest officer, come and deliver hot water.

Yan Lao Er opened the door, took the kettle with lightning speed, closed the door and plugged it in again.

It took a while for Xiao Er, who was at the fast door, to react.

Scratch your head and turn away.

……

The two of them attach great importance to this scene.

Follow their ever-refining script.

In Changping, they also had to be like those ignorant people, to go to the head of the Fuyun Dao to ask for divine water.

This detail can't be omitted, don't look at the world without monitoring, but there are people!

The people here are the best surveillance.

They are outsiders, with fresh faces, and their every move is very eye-catching in the eyes of the people of Guiyuan County.

So the two of them simply cleaned up and hurried to the beach.

The festival by the sea is underway.

In addition to the head of the floating cloud road, the most eye-catching is the three animals placed in the center.

I saw that the fake old man got a peachwood sword out of nowhere.

It's very irregular.

There was also rune paper on the table in front of him, and when his hand shook, the rune paper spontaneously combusted without fire.

Yan Yu commented pertinently: "The movements are quite skillful, and I can't see any flaws."

Yan Lao Er said, "If you don't have two shots, how dare you come out and deceive people."

"When will this sacrifice end?" The hearts of Yan Yu and others

Urgent, grinding and chirping, can you give a good time.

"Come on, you see all three animals thrown into the sea." Yan Lao Er was a little pity: "These three heads are blind in vain."

"Dad, someone is asking for divine water, let's rush too." Yan Yu was eager to try.

When Yan Lao Er saw it, it was true, and hurriedly said, "Let's go around from the side and find a good position."

The so-called good location is a criterion, conspicuous.

The father and daughter went around in a big circle, Yan Yu dragged her father with one hand and pushed away the people in front of him with the other.

She is small, flexible and has a lot of strength, with her father, through three levels and five generals, and soon squeezed into the front row.

At this time, it's time for Yan Lao Er to appear.

Everyone else is kneeling and begging, Yan Lao Er is no, a liar, why let him kneel.

He pounced directly and grabbed the arm of the fake Taoist priest.

With an anxious face, he begged bitterly: "Dao Chief, Fuyun Dao Chief, we are suffering from an epidemic in Guanzhou, please give me some divine water, let me take it back to save those miserable people, give some divine water, you are an old immortal who saves suffering, save them!"

As soon as he heard him say that he was from Guanzhou, and he was praying for divine water for the people who were suffering from the epidemic, the head of the Fuyun Dao immediately wanted to kick him away.

Are you kidding.

The epidemic is terrible, who knows if you have it, so you will pounce on this way.

But before he could make a move, he heard a child's sharp voice: "The old immortal saves the suffering, we are sincere, our hearts are sincere, we will be sincere, drinking that divine water will definitely eliminate all diseases, and when the time comes, I will give you the immortal tablet for Daozun!"

The father and daughter of the Yan family came prepared.

I inquired about the actions of this floating cloud view, especially this divine water.

It is said that this divine water is not suitable for everyone to drink, but it is necessary to be sincere, and sincerity is spiritual.

The divine water of the Floating Cloud View is not sold for money, it is all given by the Taoist leader.

If you feel kindness, you will go to the Floating Cloud Temple and ask the Taoist god to go back and worship.

Once you invite the Taoist Venerable in the Fuyun Temple, it is not a one-hammer deal, three festivals and two longevity, and various Taoist festivals...... Taoist temples have a calling, and they must give people and money.

than the filial son and grandson, the filial son and grandson.

Their father and daughter summed it up, this is still a group of long-term liars.

As for the so-called sincerity and spirit, it is completely a blind cat touching a dead mouse.

If it doesn't work, it is said that people are not sincere, and what works is the spirit of God.

In short, the truth is theirs, and the right of interpretation ultimately belongs to Fuyunguan.

The Floating Cloud Dao Elder coughed lightly and corrected her, "It's not the Immortal Tablet, it's the Dao Venerable Divine Position."

Yan Yu nodded again and again: "Divine position, we offer the divine position."

For you a hammer young!

Hurry up and refuse us, there is still the next one to catch up.

Divine water is not easy to give.

Rather, the older men knelt down and begged, and followed them from the town to the sea.

"Remember that you sincerely ask for it, and this divine water will be given to you."

As soon as the Fuyun Dao chief stretched out his hand, the little Taoist priest next to him handed over a blue-white porcelain vase.

Yan Lao'er's hand loosened in surprise.

Yan Yu didn't expect this divine water to come as soon as they asked for it.

Yan Laoer, who got the divine water, was dizzy.

Although it doesn't match the plan, I know how to thank people.

"Thank you, Daoist, for your merit in rescuing the suffering."

Yan Yu had no choice but to use his sincere face to pat his ass loudly: "The old immortal saves the suffering, and the merit is immeasurable."

The head of Fuyun Dao looked like a master, and said leisurely: "Sincerity is spiritual."

Seeing that they had received divine water, the people around them were even more excited than them.

Some say that they are lucky, some say that Fuyun Dao is kind, and some hurry up and ask for another wave, hoping to be given divine water.

The two of them finally squeezed out, didn't dare to stay at all, and hurried back to the inn.

"What's up? It's not what we planned." Yan Lao Er looked at the porcelain vase on the table, and touched it with his fingers, up and down, up and down

Looking left and right, I shook it a few more times, heard the sound of liquid flowing inside, and put it down again.

"I don't know what kind of water is inside, not to mention that this bottle is very exquisite, the liar has paid a lot of money, and I don't know how much silver this porcelain bottle can be sold for." He secretly valued the vase in his heart.

This trip is not a loss, such a delicate bottle, can be sold for one money, isn't that equivalent to reimbursing the money for staying in the hotel?

Yan Yu frowned.

"Although it is easier to make others believe in us and drink the divine water happily, if our medicine works, won't it be famous for the Floating Cloud Temple."

"Didn't that fake old man say that sincerity is spirituality.

In the future, they will go to the clouds to beg, and it will be useless to drink it, but their hearts will not be sincere." Yan Lao Er said casually.

Yan Yu seemed to have been lit up with a bright light.

"Yes, Daddy! Shenshui doesn't want money, Fuyunguan deceives the long-term worship behind it, whoever loves to ask for it, it doesn't work if you drink it, naturally no one asks for it, and you can also pick up a layer of Fuyunguan skin by the way, people are terrible, everyone says that Shenshui is not spiritual, this Shenshui, can it still be Shenshui?!"

Yan Laoer: "Hahaha! That's right, that's right! The divine water doesn't work, and you can't cheat money if you want to cheat in the future, your heart is really dark, you can't make a fortune, and you still want to earn people for a lifetime to provide for them, and everyone will not believe in this divine water in the future."

……

Early in the morning of the second day, the father and daughter of the Yan family had a free breakfast at the inn.

Two bowls of gruel, a plate of pickles, two eggs, two cakes.

Refreshed.

The rice given for free, don't care if it's good or not, it's just one word - fragrant.

Yan Lao Er inspected the goods from one pharmacy to another and paid the final payment.

Yan Yu stood on the street, staring at the cars and people pulling goods.

After Yan Lao Er sorted out the goods in each pharmacy, the few cars gathered together slowly set off.

The price couldn't be discussed, so Yan Lao Er talked about the delivery service.

Send the herbs to the seaside outside the town near their raft.

Didn't dare to let people see their rafts, so they didn't have to make a fuss.

But then again, the people who carried so many things on a raft were indeed the first of their kind.

The guys who delivered the goods thought they had agreed with someone to wait for the ship nearby.

Yan Lao Er had no objection to letting them unload the goods here.

Put down the medicine bag and leave.

Seeing that the people were walking away, the father and daughter asked Sanbao to pull the hidden raft over, and the two of them stacked them on the raft one by one.