Chapter 75: Two Taoist priests

Outside the door, two short people dressed as Taoist priests walked up, and without looking at their faces carefully, they thought they were dolls of whose family.

Looking closer, the two short Taoist priests actually looked exactly the same.

Seeing these two short Taoist priests, the county commander was obviously a little disappointed.

The so-called master shouldn't be the kind of fairy wind crane bones, when I see it today, how can I feel a little inconsistent with the real thing?

However, the county magistrate was still polite to the two short men, after all, it was possible that the real person would not show his face.

Of course, the main reason is that no one else has come.

"Ahem, two masters, what do you call them?" The prefectural order said.

"My two brothers have been practicing with the Taoist of Cangsong in Lingshan since they were children, I am ranked seventeenth among the disciples, you can call me seventeen, this is my brother and my senior brother, you can call him the sixteenth Taoist chief." One of the dwarf Taoist priests said in a loud voice.

"Okay, the two Taoist chiefs are polite, presumably the two Taoist leaders have also heard recently that our Wuping County is a little unpeaceful, which makes the county very difficult, if the two Taoist leaders can return a peace to the county, this lord will be very grateful!" The county commander said with his fists clenched.

"Hmm... Amitayus Buddha, we are all people who are out of the world, don't talk about money, don't talk about money, only talk about fate, we have a fate with Wuping County, so we came to your county to subdue demons. The Sixteenth Dao Chief said: "As for the one thousand taels mentioned on the list, when the time comes, the Lord will give it to us, and we will also use it to help the poor people in the vicinity, and we will never use it for pleasure." ”

As soon as he saw the two Taoist priests looking so high-minded, Ye Xu couldn't help but laugh, making him think of a joke on the Internet.

Monks don't talk about money, they only talk about fate.

How much is it?

$18,000.

However, it was not yet time to finally expose these two fake Taoist priests, so Ye Xu still politely said to the two Taoist priests: "The two Taoist chiefs don't know when it will be convenient to subdue demons in our county?" ”

Seventeen people said: "Tomorrow night, you will set up an altar in the river to put paper money and candles, and I will go to the altar after bathing and changing clothes with my senior brother!" Help Wuping County expel this monster! ”

"Okay, okay, I'll go and prepare, the two Dao Masters will live in the mansion today!" The county magistrate said boldly.

"Okay, the two of us haven't eaten yet, please prepare a little more good wine and food, and the two of us will have the strength to work tomorrow when we are full!"

….

Night gradually fell, and Ye Xu and Chu Ge walked side by side on the way back.

"Ye Xu, how do I feel that these two Taoist priests are a little unreliable, can they really do it?" Chu Ge frowned and said.

Ye Xu smiled slightly: "Chu Ge, do you believe that there are ghosts in this world?" ”

Chu Ge shook his head and said, "I didn't believe it before, but now I don't know. ”

"Then let me ask you, how did you feel when you fought that judge yesterday?" Ye Xu continued to ask.

Chu Ge recalled for a moment and said, "Feeling? I don't know how to say it, but I don't think he's looking very good. ”

"That's right." Ye Xu said with a smile: "Because his eyes are not on his head, that's why you cut off his head by mistake." ”

"If the eyes don't grow in the head, where will they grow?" Chu Ge looked at Ye Xu suspiciously.

"Let me ask you another question, what do you think is the difference between these two Taoist priests today?" Ye Xu asked again.

"There is no difference, but these two have the same face as forty years old, and their bodies are only the size of children... It's a bit weird indeed. Chu Ge said.

Speaking of this, Chu Ge's mind suddenly flashed, and he said with a look of sudden realization: "Ye Xu, do you mean that they are wearing adult clothes, and then wearing a judge mask?" ”

"Yes."

"What about the Kappa Lishui case?" Chu Ge continued to ask.

"You'll find out tomorrow night." Ye Xu smiled mysteriously.

Ye Xu returned to his room, only to see Ye Xuan curled up in the quilt and shivering.

"Xiaoxuan, what's wrong with you?" Ye Xu said with concern.

"Brother, can I sleep in your room tonight? I heard that our Wuping County is haunted, I'm afraid..."Ye Xuan said hesitantly.

"Silly sister, how can there be ghosts in this world?" Ye Xu touched Ye Xuan's head and said with a doting expression.

"But but... Yesterday, brother, you and Brother Wu Yong and Chu Daxia all watched it! The judge and the kappa... It's all terrible. Ye Xuan said.

"It's okay, my brother will tell everyone tomorrow that there are no ghosts in this world." Ye Xu said confidently.

"But... Brother, I still want to come and sleep with you, my room is too big, I'm afraid..."Ye Xuan said a little embarrassed.

Seeing Ye Xuan like this, Ye Xu couldn't help but smile bitterly in his heart.

In principle, although he has no blood relationship with this Ye Xuan, he is still commensurate with brother and sister in reality.

It's a sin to share a bed with her...

But seeing his sister's pitiful appearance, Ye Xu couldn't bear to drive her back.

"Why don't you sleep in your brother's bed at night, and my brother stays by the bedside, right?" Ye Xu touched his head and said.

"Brother is the best." Ye Xuan held Ye Xu's hand and said with a smile.

The next night.

Twenty or thirty officials and a group of ordinary people gathered by the river to wait for the two Taoist priests to do so.

"Hmm... Do you say this Taoist priest is reliable? ”

"Can this be trusted? Look at the two of them are not as tall as my daughter? Maybe it's some kind of charlatan. ”

"You can't say that, as the saying goes, real people don't show their faces..."

The people present were talking.

At this time, the county magistrate looked around, as if he was looking for someone.

"Zhang Ergui, where did Ye Xu's kid go?" The county commander whispered to Zhang Ergui.

Zhang Ergui looked around and said, "I don't know, master, should he be afraid of ghosts and run away, right?" ”

"It's not like this kid doesn't want to pay, does he?" The county magistrate muttered in a low voice.

At this time, the two Taoist priests began to do the Fa.

"Fang Jia and B wood against Mao, and the wounded door against the four green dragons; Western Gengxin Jin against unitary, shocking door against two white tigers; The fire in the south is against the noon, and the Jingmen is away from the three red birds. The Taoist priest named Seventeen began to pretend to wield his wooden sword.

"The northern non-deuce water pair, the Humen against the Kan Liuxuanwu; The southeast five Xun Du Men are against Tatsumi, and the Northeast Seven Gen Shengmen are against Yin Chou; The southwest Bakun death gate is against Weishen, and the northwest is open to Wuhai" Another Taoist priest of sixteen also recited a mantra.

After the two Taoist priests played with each other for a while, they set the paper money on fire, and after the paper money was burned out, the two Taoist priests clapped their hands and said, "Everyone, the demons and monsters in your Wuping County have been eradicated by our senior brothers!" ”

The voices of the two Taoist priests fell, and they saw that everyone looked at the river with a frightened face at this time.

On the surface of the river, a man wearing a child's mask and wearing a white dress is walking slowly.