"Who is this? The world's most ...... The cutest round? ”

A middle-aged man who looks to be about forty years old, holding a tablet in his hand, greets a quirky little girl who looks seven or eight years old in the video.

"Daddy! Today is Yuanyuan's birthday, and Yuanyuan wants his father to come home and have dinner with Yuanyuan and his mother to celebrate his birthday! ”

The little girl in the video is very cute, with a pair of balls on her hair, and her eyes are full of longing for dinner with her father.

"Oh, Dad is very busy today! I need to negotiate a deal with the owner of a company! This business is very important to Dad's company! ”

The middle-aged man looked at the little girl in the video with some trouble, although he also wanted to accompany his daughter, but he did have something very important today.

"Woo, Dad, you said okay, I will have dinner with Yuanyuan today and celebrate Yuanyuan's birthday together!"

As soon as the little girl heard that her father could not have dinner with her or celebrate her birthday together, her eyes involuntarily moistened, and even the words she said began to tremble a little, as if as long as the man's next sentence was not in her heart, she would immediately cry.

"Uh...... That one...... That's right! Round! It's your birthday! Guess what Daddy had in store for you for your birthday? ”

The middle-aged man can't see his daughter shed tears the most, he is an old woman, this daughter is a piece of meat on his heart, he gently wiped the sweat on his forehead, trying to divert his daughter's attention.

"Gifts?!"

A child is a child, as soon as she heard that there was a gift, her little face suddenly changed, and the tears that she was about to cry disappeared, and the little girl was so excited that the corners of her mouth rose to the sky.

"That's right! Dad bought you your favorite cartoon, which is the figure toy of your favorite character in One Piece! ”

When the middle-aged man heard that his daughter's attention was all on the toy, he immediately became energetic and danced to his daughter.

"Ahh It's a toy inside One Piece, and let me guess, you must have prepared my favorite character for me...... Chopper's stuffed animals, right? ”

The little girl's expectant gaze fell on the middle-aged man's shoulder through the video.

"That's right! …… It's Kaido's custom version of the sculpture......"

“！！！”

The middle-aged man lived up to his expectations and lifted a half-meter-high Kaido figure from under his body with one hand! Judging from his gorgeous and uniform color, as well as the incomparably restored workmanship, the price of this Kaido figure is definitely expensive.

"Woo woo woo...... Mom! Daddy, he bullied me! ”

The little girl looked at the hideous Kaido figure in the middle-aged man's hand, and finally couldn't hold it anymore, and her tears poured out like a fountain.

"What? Do you actually like Chopper's little GAY cannon? Don't like Kaido? ”

In order to pick a gift for his daughter, the middle-aged man spent a year to finish watching the super long cartoon of One Piece, and finally decided to give his daughter a Kaido figure, because he felt that this figure was very consistent with his temperament, so he asked his friends in country R to help him customize a Kaido figure.

The middle-aged man thought that his daughter would be moved to cry when she saw the gift he gave, but what he didn't expect was that his daughter did cry, but she was angry with him.

"What's going on, Madoka-chan? What happened to Dad? Is it because you can't go home for dinner? You have to be considerate of your father......"

Just when the middle-aged man looked at the figure in his hand and was silent, a beautiful young woman who looked about thirty years old appeared on the video, she gently held her daughter Yuanyuan, and comforted her very gently.

"No, it's a gift from my father......"

Yuan Yuan gently pointed to the Kaido figure in the hand of the middle-aged man on the screen, and his voice was a little whimpering.

"Huh? Honey, how can you give your daughter such a thing? How scary is that? Let's throw it away! Why don't you go to a plush toy store and find a gift for your daughter? Don't you even have that time? ”

The beautiful young woman looked at the figure in the middle-aged man's hand, and Rao finally couldn't bear it with her good upbringing, and she was stunned at the middle-aged man.

"I ......"

The middle-aged man has a hundred kinds of remarks in his heart, but he can't say it, the person he loves the most in the video, his wife and daughter, and some words can't be said to his family.

"You hurry up and finish talking today, then go to the toy store to pick a new gift for your daughter, and then go home for your daughter's birthday! As for that thing in your hand, get rid of it! Looks weird and scary ......"

After the young woman finished speaking, she hung up the video without waiting for the middle-aged man to speak, not giving the man a chance to speak at all.

"This ......"

The middle-aged man looked at the hang-up video and froze in place, not knowing what to say, but in fact, no matter what he said, it was useless, because the other party had already hung up the video.

"Boss, you can take a look at this contract, and if there is no problem, you can sign it!"

At the moment when the middle-aged man hung up the video, the secretary, who had been holding the document in his hand and staring at the middle-aged man with his eyes, rushed to the man with lightning speed.

"Don't rush ......"

The middle-aged man waved his hand at the secretary, his eyes slightly furrowed, he was thinking about a big thing that implied the philosophy of the universe.

“……”

The middle-aged man sat in his office chair and pondered for half an hour.

The little secretary who pondered to the middle-aged man's face was pale, thinking that when the middle-aged man decided to give up the contract, the middle-aged man finally figured it out.

"I see! It turns out that little girls like plush toys that look pink and look as cute as spare food, and they don't like strong men with muscles all over their bodies! ”

The middle-aged man finally had an epiphany at this moment.

I saw him smile slightly, his whole body was very relaxed and fit into his chair, his eyes revealed a wisdom that human beings can't look at, this is the wisdom like the goddess of water, and it is the wisdom that mortals can't have!

"Boss! Boss! Are you alright? ”

"I'll go! Don't scare me, boss! ”

"Boss?!"

……

"Kaido!"

"I'm standing right here! Not even a hot pan of oil can take my life, look! Twenty years from now, someone will open the door of your blockade to the country of Wano! Keep your eyes open! You will witness the history of your failures! ”

A man with a burned, but still eyes that exude a light that is difficult for ordinary people to have, wearing a samurai costume and a very hideous face, is stepping on the oil pot with his feet in the oil pot, and roars wildly at Kaido, who is not far from him.

"Bump!"

"Why are you yelling so loudly? TM's scare Lao Tzu! ”

A strong man who was frightened by the roar of a man with a hideous face, a trembling, subconsciously pulled the trigger in his hand, and a bullet shot through the head of the man who was not afraid of the heat and was like a god of war in the oil pan in the distance.