Chapter 106: This orange is delicious~
Kaido quietly looked at the great spectacle being cast in front of him, and gently touched his chin.
"It's time to start letting the world know who this era belongs to!"
Kaido's eyes flashed with a terrifying overlord-colored domineering aura, and the corners of his mouth rose slightly.
"Alla...... Kaido ...... Your Majesty, it's time for us to go to the World Conference, and if we don't set off now, even if we don't set off now, even the latest warships developed by the World Government will not be able to catch up! ”
Kuzan stood not far from Kaido, yawning as if he hadn't woken up yet, reminding Kaido to go.
"No hurry...... I have a question for you before you go! ”
Kaido folded his arms around his chest and shook his head slightly at Kuzan.
"Questions? Is it okay not to ask? ”
Kuzan felt a headache when he heard that he was going to have to answer the question, and a patient like him, who was severely sleep-deprived, didn't want to answer any question at all.
"Of course...... No way. ”
Kaido looked at Kuzan and showed his snow-white teeth, and then directly denied.
"If it doesn't work, you just say okay? Don't let me get so upset. ”
Kuzan cupped his aching forehead, feeling guilty of staying with Kaido.
"Then answer me! Who do you think are the real heroes today? ”
Kaido said to himself.
"Heroes?"
"If you talk about heroes, I think Karp is definitely a hero, he is the hero who stopped your Rocks Pirates back then!"
Kuzan didn't want to answer, but after hearing Kaido's topic, he suddenly felt a little interested in his heart, he rubbed his chin, and then looked into Kaido's eyes and said seriously and seriously.
"Karp? Karp can only be regarded as half, after all, he saved the Draconians while defeating Locks, but he didn't want to save the Draconians, and those who did things against their hearts can also be called heroes? Wouldn't that be ridiculous? So it can only be counted as half! ”
Kaido shook his head at Kuzan, indicating that Karp was not REAL enough! Not hard enough.
"What about Mr. Zefa? General Zefa is a benevolent general who does not kill, and even if his wife and children suffer misfortune, he is full of hope for the world and teaches us newcomers. ”
Kuzan frowned slightly after listening to Kaido's evaluation of Karp, and continued.
"Zefa? Zefa can't do it either, mercy to the enemy is cruelty to himself, if Zefa kills all the pirates, then maybe his wife and children won't suffer misfortune, to put it bluntly, it's not Zefa who has affected his wife and children? ”
Kaido continued to shake his head, although Zefa is great, he is still too weak, and heroes should have compassion, that is to treat the weak not to treat the enemy.
"What about the Warring States General?"
"No...... He is too indecisive! ”
"Marshal Kong......?"
"Can a person who only relies on his own men to go to the front line, and who is always cowering in the rear, be called a hero?"
"Hmm...... Whitebeard? ”
Kuzan groaned, and finally began to think in the direction of the pirates.
"No...... What big can a little old man who has been eliminated by the times do? It would be nice to wait until he was older enough not to be bitten to death by a mad dog. ”
Kaido's eyes flashed with disdain when he was evaluating Whitebeard, and when the tiger was finally old, what was the use of adding all his ability points to attack and strength? Life, defense, and speed are king.
"Then who in the world today can be called a hero?"
Kuzan scratched his head after thinking about it, he really didn't know who else was alive and worthy of being called a hero.
"At present, there is only one person in the entire sea who is qualified to be called a hero, and that is I, Kaidoda!"
Kaido raised his chin and strained the plump muscles in his chest.
"Huh?"
"Alas......
"I knew it!"
Kuzan was a little startled at first, then his expression gradually became helpless, and finally he put his hands in his pockets and walked towards the docks.
"Let's go! If you don't set off, you won't be able to catch up! ”
Kuzan said to Kaido without looking back.
"Looks like you don't believe it?"
"You don't believe me?"
"You will believe me, one day you will surrender to my crotch and become a loyal subordinate who is obsessed with me!"
Kaido walked over to Kuzan and kept moving his mouth to say to Kuzan.
"I know, when I retire from the Navy, I'll definitely come to your pirates."
Kuzan seemed to be very familiar with Kaido's words, and kept waving his hand at Kaido.
"As long as you come to our Zu'an Kingdom as a warrior commander, in the future, the entire Zu'an Kingdom can share half of it with you except for my daughter...... Isn't it cool? ”
Kaido continued to babble.
"Forget it! I'm not interested in any of this, you should tell Polusalino these words, he still owes me a lot of money, and he is the only one of our three brigadier generals who has not enough money to spend, and I heard that he borrowed all the money to use it to buy insurance. ”
Kuzan waved his hand at Kaido, signaling that he didn't care about money.
"Hehe......"
Kaido listened to Kuzan's words and smiled lightly, as a brigadier admiral, Kuzan is certainly not short of money, Kuzan's monthly salary is enough to build a battleship, although it is a mini type.
"Of course I know that you don't care about money, who makes you less than 100 million?"
Kaido listened to Kuzan's words, and his heart was slightly sour...... Leeks never know the bitterness of their bosses, and they never know how much pain they have in their hearts when they give a little bit of the money they get to reward their subordinates, or when they pay their salaries.
"Sell oranges! Fresh oranges! The finest oranges just delivered from the kingdom of Frut! ”
Just when Kaido was sighing in his heart, he suddenly heard that there were vendors selling oranges near the dock, and suddenly a hint of Yaxing came.
"Kuzan, stay here and don't move, I'll buy you two tons of oranges to eat."
With that, Kaido went straight to the orange seller and bought all the oranges at once.
“?”
Kuzan looked at Kaido's back and frowned slightly, he always felt that something was not quite right, everything that Kaido did was generally not serious, and Kaido buying him oranges was too serious, it was like a dream, so Kaido must not be simple to buy him oranges......
This is an elimination method, first of all, the theorem is that Kaido will never do personnel, if he does something that a normal person should do, then you must pay attention, it is possible that this is an abnormal wearing a normal skin!
"Get! Give you oranges~"
Kaido pulled the vendor's cart and came to Kuzan.
"You don't eat?"
Kuzan felt that there must be some drugs in this, so he raised an eyebrow slightly at Kaido, signaling that he was not so stupid.
"Ahh I know! ”
"I'll eat two and give you the rest!"
Kaido peeled off the peels of two oranges in front of Kuzan and put them in his mouth.
"Very sweet! Don't you taste it? ”
Kaido felt the sweet juice in his mouth, and then handed the orange to Kuzan.
"Hmmm......"
"Thank you~"
Kuzan frowned, then thanked him politely.
"No thanks!"
Kaido looked at Kuzan with a kind expression, and his kind expression was as if he was looking at his own grandson.
Sometimes men's happiness is as simple as that......