Chapter 202: Come on, fight to be a fish on a fish! (Ask for subscription)
"I once crossed mountains and seas to almost fall off the gantry and become a fish cake."
"I've defeated countless pirates, even escaped from the navy, but I was almost made into sashimi by a samurai."
"I'm Fisher Tiger, and I've been fighting hard to become a legend and motivating myself with that goal, so the young fishmen who came to Zaun from Fish-Man Island! Put away your pride and be a fish! One day you can be like me! ”
Fisher Tiger stood in front of countless camera bugs, settling in various poses while reading his lines.
"Cards!"
"It's very good~Fisher Tiger Sauce~"
The one who spoke was a very greasy fat man, and he was also the director of the promotional film for the quality education of young fishmen prepared by Kaido this time, and he was a famous director of Zu'an, who once single-handedly became popular with several stars.
"As long as it's in my hands, even if it's a fishman like you, you can become a superstar~"
Although this fat man is very greasy and has a relatively thick body, these have nothing to do with the fact that he speaks very girly, even if his legs are as thick as a hippopotamus, he still maintains his gay demeanor, according to his own words, talking in this way can reduce his aggression, and it is easy to gain the favor of others by nature...... Except for straight men of steel.
"Lord Kaido said it~ In order to improve the quality of the fish people, we must not let go of any small fish, so we must hurry up the video~ After that, there are six promotional videos to be recorded, which are respecting the old and caring for the young, caring for the environment, saving food, saving water resources, helping others and protecting wild animals."
The fat director pinched his orchid finger and said to Fisher Tiger.
"So much?"
"It's not...... So when am I going to exercise? ”
Fisher Tiger listened to the fat man's words and suddenly felt that his whole head was big, so many promotional videos, how could a film have to be filmed all day, which would delay him for six days, so that people would not exercise well?
"It's okay...... It's okay...... I have agreed with your coaches that in the future, you will shoot films during the day and exercise with your coaches at night, without delay...... You can even get five hours of rest a day, which will definitely give you a good rest without anyone bothering you. ”
The fat director smiled lightly at Fisher Tiger and said creepy words in a very kind tone.
"Oh! There's five more hours to rest! For the sake of five hours, do I have to thank you a lot? ”
Fisher Tiger looked at the fat director speechlessly, the hearts of the people of Zuan are very kind, but among these kind people, there are always a few kind education fish that slip through the net, and the fat man in front of him doesn't know how to write the word kindness since he was a child.
"I'm not human, but you're a real dog!"
Fisher Tiger was furious.
"What do you say? Oh! That's right! It seems that there were a few shots that were not very good, and you might have to reshoot, and if you do, you might only be able to sleep for three hours. ”
The fat director was not angry when he listened to Fisher Tiger's words, so he smiled slightly, and his eyes were full of two words, threat!
"Ahh......h
"I said that you are really handsome, except for His Majesty Kaido, you are the most handsome in the entire Zuan!" Fisher Tiger listened to the fat man's words, the corners of his eyes twitched slightly, he knew that the other party was threatening him, or was it a fair threat, a director was a fair threat to a fishman legend, where do you say this is reasonable? Is there a royal law in this world? "By the way, His Majesty Kaido gave me a bottle of good wine before, and I'll take it to the house for you later?!"
"Hmph~ Even if you have a little conscience, my efforts have not been in vain!" The director snorted lightly, shook his big head, and said to Fisher Tiger. "Since the wine was given to you by His Majesty Kaido, then you can drink it yourself! In the future, learn to observe words and colors, and say more nice words, so as not to offend people, I will tell you that in our circle, except for me, they are not very good at talking, you have never seen the popular diva Mary, if you say that, hum...... I have to take you half your life. ”
"What the director educates, what the director educates!"
Fisher Tiger knew that he could kill the swaggering fat man in front of him with one punch, but he knew that he couldn't, because Zuan was a society governed by the rule of law, and it was a crime to beat people or kill people, and the crime would be punished, and it would be printed in the newspaper to publicize it, which would eventually tarnish his reputation, although his reputation was small, but the reputation of the entire Fish-Man Clan was big, and he couldn't let the entire Fish-Man be scolded because of a momentary impulse.
"Okay~ Since you are so knowledgeable and honest, I can't treat you badly, I won't tell you, I like energetic boys the most, even if you can't become the legendary adventurer you dreamed of in the future, you can go back to Zu'an to mix with your brother and me, not to mention that you will be prosperous, and it will be no problem for you to be a world superstar~"
The fat director said as he gently swiped his hands across Fisher Tiger's chest.
"Okay! Okay, if I can't get along at that time, I'll definitely go back to Zu'an to find you! ”
Fisher Tiger endured the torment of his heart and body, kept nodding his head and hunching his waist, and secretly swore in his heart that even if he failed to realize his dream, he would never come to this old glass, and that a healthy strong man like him would be finished sooner or later.
Either it becomes an old glass, or it has to be opened in the backyard.
"Hmm~"
"Let's go~"
"Hurry up and get some rest! You still have to exercise at night~"
The fat director raised an eyebrow at Fisher Tiger, then turned and stepped on the catwalk, leaving.
"Whew~"
"Hurry up and rest! Hurry up and rest! ”
Fisher Tiger looked at the departing fat director, and quickly breathed a sigh of relief, he felt that the fat man was putting more pressure on him than Kaido, if Kaido gave people the feeling of biological instinct, then the feeling that the fat man gave him was biological instinct nausea, and he wanted to vomit......
"Wow~"
"Whew~"
"Sleep! Go to bed! ”
Fisher Tiger returned to his room, brushed his teeth and washed his face, and then lay down on the boat and fell asleep, he was so tired today.
Not only to be physically beaten, but also to accept mental torment, this double torture is not understandable to ordinary people, only Fisher Tiger, who has made unacceptable efforts for ordinary people, knows how much pain his heart is.