Chapter 138: Drumming and scolding Cao
As soon as these words came out, Cao Cao was simply scolded, and Xu Chu couldn't hold back anymore when he heard the words, and jumped on the table and said:
"I ...... I'm going to pinch you little brute. ”
Xu Chu was obviously angry, and it was the first time that he said it so neatly.
Seeing this, Cao Cao hurriedly obstructed:
"Xu Chu and slow!"
Cao Cao saw Xun Yu and Guo Jia looking nervous, knowing that this person had a good background and couldn't be hurt, he thought for a moment and said:
"I am one less drummer, and I will have a banquet in the morning and evening, so that you can fill this position."
Everyone nodded and smiled when they heard this, but when they saw that Mi Heng did not shirk and left.
When it retreated, the generals said:
"There is no one in this Mi Heng Tai's eyes, why didn't the prime minister kill this person?"
Cao Cao smiled when he heard this:
"This person is known as a false name, and he has heard of it from far and near. If I kill him today, the whole world will say that I cannot tolerate anything. But this person has nothing in his eyes, and he dares to openly insult the minister, but his courage is commendable, but this person is too arrogant, and this arrogance should be suppressed, otherwise it will be difficult to be an official. ”
When the generals heard the rumors and knew that Cao Cao wanted to use this person, they all praised Cao Cao's broad-mindedness.
A few days later, Cao Cao feasted the guests and ordered the drummers to wear drum clothes to beat the drums in front of the banquet to help the wine. That You Heng came to the banquet, but still wore old clothes to the court, and immediately played the world-famous "Yuyang Sanlao", the syllables are tragic, such as scolding and sarcasm, the syllables are wonderful, and the abyss has the sound of gold and stone, but it is deep in rhyme. When the scholars in the hall heard this, they couldn't help but weep generously and couldn't help but secretly praise their talents.
Cao Cao also praised in his heart: This person has some talent, but his madness has not gone.
When he raised his eyes, he saw that Mi Heng was wearing cloth clothes, and secretly asked him to go down and change his clothes.
When the song is over, you will step forward left and right:
"How can you be so rude before the feast? Hurry up and change your clothes! ”
Mi Heng listened to the waiter's rudeness, saw the waiter holding his coat and hat with both hands, sneered, and did not evade, took off his shabby clothes in front of the ministers, and stood naked in front of the court.
"Above the temple, what kind of system is so rude?"
At that moment, his heart burned with rage: how could such a madman keep him?
Cao Cao had a killing intent in his heart, and if he didn't agree with a word, he would let You Heng's blood splash on the spot, and for a while, a killing aura hit the audience, and the ministers couldn't help but cry.
But seeing that Mi Heng was not afraid at all, he was not sad or arrogant:
"It is rude to bully the king, and I show the form of my parents to show my innocence, how can I be rude?"
When Cao Cao heard this, he secretly praised Mi Heng for being in a hurry, and he couldn't help but love talent, smiled loudly, diluted the murderous aura, and said slowly:
"You are innocent, who is dirty?"
Kong Rong couldn't help but feel at ease when he saw Cao Cao's form, but he never thought that this Mi Heng would not appreciate it and said:
"Thou hast not known the wise and the foolish, but thou hast clouded thy eyes; If you don't read poetry and books, your mouth will be cloudy; If you don't accept advice, your ears will be cloudy; If you don't know the past and the present, you are turbid; The princes are not tolerated, and the belly is turbid; Often harboring usurpation, it is a turbid heart! I am a famous man in the world, you are used as a drummer, you are a light Zhongni of Juyang goods, and Zang Cang destroys Mencius's ears! Will a person who has become a king and a tyrant be so light? ”
Cao Cao's ability to accommodate people is limited, not to mention that Mi Heng humiliated himself so much, You Heng's face was already red and white for a while when he spoke, and the killing machine rose again.
But when he saw that Youheng's voice fell, he saw Kong Rong stepping forward to relieve the siege and said:
"This person is dissolute and uninhibited, accustomed to the grass, and is not sophisticated, so don't blame the prime minister."
Cao Cao sneered, but seeing that Xu Yu, Zhang Liao and others on the seat were all holding the hilt of the sword, as long as Cao Cao gave an order, he would definitely cut this person into pulp. Cao Cao was about to give an order, but he saw Guo Jia shaking his head frequently with his eyes. Cao Cao knew that Guo Jiading was insightful, and forcibly suppressed the anger in his chest, but this person really didn't want to stay, and he couldn't help but think of this, smiled at Kong Rong, and said to Mi Heng:
"Since Mr. said that he is talented, then okay, Mr. Cao Mou ordered Mr. to envoy to Jingzhou, if Mr. can persuade Liu Biao to surrender, it is enough to prove that Mr. is indeed talented, Cao Mou will live up to Mr. Cai's talent, Mr. Feng is the secretary, what do you think?"
Hearing this, You Heng looked at Cao Cao, thought for a moment and said:
"It's pretty much the same, but I still have one thing, if the prime minister promises me, I will immediately send an envoy to Jingzhou to see that Liu Jingsheng."
Cao Cao smiled and nodded:
"Sir, please."
You Heng shook his head and shook his head, and said:
"I want to ride the prime minister's mount, and I need two beautiful women to accompany me."
Cao Cao was slightly stunned when he heard this, leaned over and smiled:
"If Mr. makes sense, Cao will naturally agree."
Thou Heng Dao:
"Riding on the prime minister's mount, Fang Xian treats people unfairly, otherwise how can I represent the prime minister in Jingzhou? Doesn't it show that the prime minister despises him? ”
Cao Cao nodded, and said:
"What about those two beauties?"
You Heng smiled:
"I am a well-known talent in the world, accompanied by beautiful women, talented and beautiful, showing my true colors, and it also shows that I have many talents and occupy the beauty of the country."
Cao Cao laughed when he heard this:
"Well, it's all up to you."
Cao Cao ordered all the civil and military officers to prepare wine and see them off outside the east gate. After the people dispersed, Cao Cao left Guo Jia alone and asked:
"I wanted to kill this son just now, why did Feng Xiao shake his head to stop me?"
Guo Jia smiled:
"This person is a famous person in the world, I Xu Du is exactly using people's tactics, if I kill this person, block the virtuous road."
Mi Heng is crazy, crazy and boundless, open-mouthed, and always in a hurry, think about what kind of person can make friends with people like Yang Xiu.
But it was said that all the court officials whispered and discussed, and Lejin has always been a fierce wave:
"This guy is too ignorant of lifting, why didn't the prime minister kill him?"
Someone should drink, but when they saw Xun Yu and Xun You looking at each other, they looked at each other and smiled, Xun Yu smiled:
"General Le, don't talk nonsense, this person can't be killed, don't think about it again."
When the ministers heard this, they didn't know what they meant, and Xun Yu didn't explain, so he got up and said with a smile:
"Later, you are coming over, everyone must not get up, although you can't kill him, but I want him to know that I am very powerful."
The ministers knew what they meant, and they all smiled.
After a while, I saw You Heng coming on horseback, and everyone sat upright in the middle of it, if they didn't see it, they talked and laughed. At this time, I saw You Heng crying loudly, everyone looked at each other and didn't understand what they meant, and finally their eyes fell on Xun Yu, Xun Yu asked:
"Why are you crying?"
You Heng shook his head and wept:
"How can you not cry when you walk in the dead coffin?"
When everyone heard this, they were angry and said:
"We are the dead, you are the headless madman!"
You Heng snorted coldly and cried:
"I am a Hanchen, not a party of Cao Apu, what does it mean to be headless?"
The people present were Cao Cao's cronies, and they were furious when they heard this, Xu Yu and others even used their swords to kill, and Xun Yu knew that he couldn't kill and hurriedly stopped:
"Rats and sparrows, what is the sweat knife?"
When you heard this, you said:
"I am a rat and a finch, and I still have human nature, and you can only be described as a moth!"
The crowd scattered with hatred.
However, it was said that You Heng and his entourage came to Jingzhou, and it happened that Yuan Shao's envoy also came to Jingzhou, and Liu Biaozheng was thinking about who Cao Yuan should help when he started the war, and suddenly heard that Cao Cao's envoy had arrived again, and he was busy meeting him. But when I saw You Heng, I only felt that this person was very ugly, and the two exchanged pleasantries for a while, this You Heng seemed to be complimentary, but in fact he was sarcastic about Liu Biao, no way, You Heng really looked down on Liu Biao, Liu Biao could hear the words in the meantime, and he was ruthless in his speech:
"I've always thought that Xu Du was full of talents, but I didn't expect to be so lacking."
When he spoke, he was also disdainful, and when he looked around and left, he frequently looked at Youheng, and the implication was that he ridiculed Youheng for his short stature and unbearable appearance.
Liu Biao is now a hornet's nest, although You Heng is talented, but unfortunately he is short and his appearance is not good, on weekdays, You Heng is the most taboo for others to make fun of his figure, and when he heard this, he immediately rolled up his sleeves and put on a scolding look:
"The world says that the general is heroic, in my opinion, there is a stinky skin, but it is just a mantle of the ancestors, but it is a pity that the land in Jingzhou is barren, with the talent of the general, Jingzhou is just a group of gangsters, but according to the general is so tall, if the corpse is in the rice field, it is bound to be exchanged for a bumper harvest in the coming year."
After saying that, he laughed, Liu Biao was already furious when he heard this, and he was about to pull out this person and behead him, but Kuai Liang hurriedly stopped Liu Biao and said:
"Mr. Fang came to Jingzhou, you can appreciate the customs of Jingzhou first, and then it is not too late to comment, it is too early to judge at this time......"
Let's say it, please ask Liu Biaodao:
"What do you think if the general first invites Mr. to go to Jiangxia and hover for a few days, and be received by General Huang?"
Liu Biao knew that he must have a deep meaning, so he suppressed his anger and sent You Heng to Jiangxia Huangzu.
After You Heng left, Liu Biao seemed to have an understanding:
"Fortunately, Mr. stopped me, otherwise I almost made a big mistake, Cao Cao's traitor was humiliated several times but did not kill him, for fear of losing the hearts of the people, and sent him to me, wanting to kill him with my hand, so that I would be empty of the name of the victim."
Kuai Liang smiled when he heard this:
"Rest assured, general, someone will deal with this person."
Kuai Liang looked back at You Heng's distant back and smiled deeply, and said in his heart: The madman in the world, if you are not Huang Zu, you can't get rid of it.
Liu Biao stepped forward and looked at You Heng with Kuai Liang's gaze, and said for a long time:
"What do I do with what I see, sir?"
Kuai Liang thought for a long time and said slowly:
"The best way to do this is to raise Jingzhou to help Cao Cao."