Chapter 76: Green Cow and Kui Niu (Ask for the first order)
Jade Void Palace.
With Taiqing Laozi's analysis, Primordial Tianzun's face obviously improved a little and gradually eased, after all, no one could understand that he was alone in the chaos and was beaten by Hongyun and Nuwa together.
Taiqing Laozi glanced at his arrogant second brother primitive, and the third brother Tongtian who would rather bend than bend and resolute, and finally shook his head and said: "The last human emperor will be supported by the second brother of the sect, and the fifth emperor will be handed over to me and the third brother." ”
As the boss, Taiqing Laozi directly stated his position, and even divided the results.
Obviously, the Primordial Heavenly Venerable ate the largest melon, but the rest of the melon was eaten by him and Tongtian.
And there are only a few disciples in the human sect, and God knows at this moment that this is the eldest brother who made him, and it is also to make him psychologically balanced.
Knowing this, Tongtian glanced at his eldest brother gratefully, and then looked at the primitive, although some of the depths of his eyes were still a little unconvinced, but he thought of the last time he left the second primordial alone in the chaos.
As soon as he thought of this, he said secretly, so he should repay the original beating, and nodded in the face of the primordial who took advantage of it: "Okay, it's up to the eldest brother." ”
And the corners of the Primordial Tianzun, who got the biggest bargain, slowly showed a smile on the corner of his mouth, and he also nodded with satisfaction.
Taiqing Laozi, who suffered the most, shook his head secretly, the most important luck treasure in the human race is the biggest melon, but it is a pity that the calculation was wrong.
"Since there is an agreement, then it will be up to the disciples to fight for luck."
After looking at each other, Sanqing said, "Good." ”
What is called the protagonist of Tianding, that is, the Heavenly Dao recognizes, blesses the huge luck on the human race, and at the same time has the luck of the human race itself, and the saints compete for the luck is actually a gentle means.
For example, if you support the son of luck in the luck of the human race, you will use the other party's luck to speed up your cultivation, as for the brutal means? Who would dare? Given by the way of heaven, the saints did not dare to snatch it brutally.
The saint is tired of being crooked and doesn't dare to do this, the way of heaven can kill you.
Just when the saint was discussing the division of interests, there were some disputes outside the Yuxu Palace.
In the fairy grass outside the Yuxu Palace, a Kui Niu, also called Kui Niu, saw the black-haired Kui Niu burying his head and constantly chewing and gnawing on the spirit grass to eat, and there was a green cow with a plate horn on the side, and the two seemed to be old acquaintances.
"Big brother, the grass in this Jade Void Palace also smells like that, when will we be able to eat meat and drink wine."
The swarthy Kui Niu was gobbling up the spirit grass while complaining, and the eyes of a pair of bulls with copper bells were obviously full of yearning.
The green cow who was chewing slowly on the side couldn't help but snort after hearing this, and seemed to be a little arrogant, "What's the call, we follow the saint, sooner or later we will retreat from this fierce aura, and then you and I can transform into shapes." ”
"Also, don't shout when you go out in the future, what is it called to eat wine and drink meat, the things of the mountain and wild spirits are doing these, what are our identities, the mounts of the saints, there are only a few saints in the desolate world, reserved! Be reserved, and pay attention to our identity in the future. ”
Listening to the education of his eldest brother Qingniu, Kui Niu snorted nonchalantly, "I don't believe you don't want to, fragrant spiritual flesh and spirit wine, you can top it with a bite and eat a piece of it, let's practice for a few days, you don't want to." ”
"Stop, don't you want to think about the hardships we had when we were in the Heavenly Court, we were sold for our lives, and the result was just a loss of spiritual grass, you look at it now, gnawing on spiritual grass every day, you see the fragrance of spiritual grass in my bull's mouth."
It seemed that the ostentatious green cow turned the cow's head, and even grinned to reveal its hideous mouth, and suddenly a cow smell rushed to his face, Kui Niu's face turned green, and he snorted fiercely with big eyes.
"Shut up!"
And Qingniu smacked his lips and muttered: "Don't you know, when the little master came back a hundred years ago, he brought a golden spirit fruit, which was tender, and now I think about it, it is endless, tsk." ”
"I'll tell you, the skin on the outside of this spirit fruit is golden, and when you bite into it, it's a little bitter on the outside, but the water juice inside, tsk~"
A pair of bull's eyes were fascinated at this time, as if they were caught in a memory, and Kui Niu on the side of this scene was dumbfounded, and his mind kept sketching out the spirit fruit described by the eldest brother Qingniu.
"Big brother, you can't eat oranges, do you?"
A sentence made Qingniu, who had fallen into a good memory, pull out, glared at a pair of bull's eyes with dissatisfaction, and said angrily: "It's what's wrong with oranges, this is the best food I've ever tasted for Lao Niu." ”
Kui Niu smacked his lips nonchalantly, "Cut, what should I be, our little master Duobao also gave me a sip of spirit wine, that's delicious." ”
The two of them smacked their lips and didn't idle for a moment to nibble on the spirit grass, but at the same time, they didn't stop discussing.
"Big brother, our cultivation seems to be getting weaker and weaker, what's the matter?"
Finally, after a long time, the two of them! No! It should be that Erniu is no longer discussing food, or discussing business, only to see Qingniu snort, as if to say little brother, you are lonely.
"The eldest master once said that fierce beasts and spirit beasts are spiritual creatures of heaven and earth, and there is almost no chance of transformation in an ordinary life, but everything in heaven and earth has a glimmer of life."
"As long as we listen to the sage's preaching and receive the grace of the sage, we can slowly be reborn, and our cultivation seems to be regressive, but our mana has been tempered by the body, and it is rare for you not to realize that although your cultivation has regressed, are we still strong?"
A sentence suddenly made Kui Niu suddenly realize and nodded the cow's head, "No wonder, I said that our cow skin is rough and thick, and the skin of the steps of the Biyou Palace on weekdays still hurts, but then it doesn't hurt, and it's strange that it's comfortable, it turns out that our flesh is strong." ”
"And when are we going to be able to transform?"
Kui Niu asked his curious question, Qingniu concentrated on smacking the cow's mouth and gnawing on the spirit grass and said: "When our cultivation is lost, it will be the day when we return to the original and be reborn, don't worry, it seems that there is no cultivation left, but we are stronger than before by relying on the flesh alone." ”
Under the conversation of the two cows, several disciples of the exposition came in the distance.
"Hehe, as saint disciples, sooner or later, we will comprehend the Great Dao and enjoy the world."
"Yes, in the future, we will teach our disciples that we must not lose the face of our master when we go out."
"Let's go, the immortal grass outside the Jade Void Palace should be ripe when the time is calculated, and it is just right to refine a furnace of elixir."
The disciples who explained the teachings under the soft laughter walked leisurely, but their eyes widened.
I saw a green cow and a black cow trampling on the spirit grass, and the mature spirit grass was gnawed clean, not to mention, the immature spirit grass was trampled on even more.
After seeing this scene, the disciples of the Sect widened their eyes and were angry, but they could only hold back, the mount outside the palace, it was estimated that which great power came to their master to discuss the Dao Detective, they could only swallow their anger, but the words of the two cows in the next moment directly touched their nerves.
"Hey, Brother Qingniu, you look at these Taoists, the shortest one is the one with the most file, and the one who is not male or female, what's the matter?"
The black bull gnawing on the spirit grass honestly and directly expressed the doubts in his heart, and the green cow on the side couldn't help glaring at its little brother.
"Shut up! Brother Kui Niu, in case someone is a Dao aunt, don't talk nonsense in the future, but the one you said is the most filed! ”
The green cow who swallowed the spiritual grass in his mouth turned his head, and a pair of bull's eyes the size of copper bells looked directly at a row of exposition disciples, and finally smacked the cow's mouth and stretched out the wet cow's tongue to lick the side of his mouth, spit out a mouthful of grass crumbs.
"It's really a bit of a file, and this son probably won't have a mount in his life."
Spirit beasts and fierce beasts will always only have the IQ of a two- or three-year-old human child in the absence of a great chance, and to put it bluntly, they will always be the spirit of a beast before the spirit is opened.
And although Kui Niu and Qing Niu have good luck to follow the saints, they are only just opening their spiritual wisdom, and they are completely in the growth period, so they can say nothing and don't understand anything, and directly say the words in their hearts.
"What two brutes who don't know how to count."
The shortest among the disciples of the group of expounders, that is, the longest and most filed Taoist in the mouth of the two cows, is afraid of leaving grandchildren! At this time, he stared angrily at his big eyes and couldn't help but scold.
"Rebirth: The Great Age of Waves"
As the saying goes, hitting people doesn't slap their faces, only the one who is afraid of leaving his grandson is the shortest, and his peers are like children, and his figure is only half as tall as his brothers.
A one-meter-two Taoist stared at the appearance of jumping up and down with big eyes, you said that he was short and had an old face, not to mention that you are sorry for this face.
"Brother Qingniu, this little man scolds us brutes."
After hearing the person on the other side scolding him, the black bull directly reported to his eldest brother, and when the eldest brother Qingniu heard this, he suddenly widened his bull's eyes the size of a copper bell, staring at the little man in the distance.
"Who are you scolding, little man, who are the brutes!"
"You are a brute, say, what kind of beast are you, little man, who has cultivated to the Tao to be able to get the saint scroll."
The words of the banjiao green cow suddenly made his face green with anger, and his eyes widened, and he actually said that he was a beast! He is the spirit of the earth, how can he be a beast.
"Big brother, look at the unfair and motherless Taoist next to you seems to have a little hatred in his eyes."
Kui Niu on the side continued to arch the fire again, and the Banjiao Green Cow turned the bull's eyes with the big copper bell and glared, "Hey, are you male or female?" But it doesn't matter, this little file is your family, no, take it back and beat it twice, this doll is the same as a calf. ”
Fuxian and Manjushri on the side widened their eyes, this cow, no! It should be that these two cows really don't know what to do.
Among the disciples of the Explanation Sect, only Fuxian and Manjushri are difficult to distinguish between male and female, and as a result, these two cows are divided by male and female, and animals are animals.
The angry eyes of Fuxian and Manjushri among the disciples of the Explanation Sect fell into Kui Niu's eyes, and it immediately knew that these two things were definitely not good things.
There are so many disciples of the sect, although Kui Niu has no spiritual wisdom and is not yet fully civilized, he can also distinguish the good from the bad.
"Big brother, do you think this little file will be the little calf of the two of them?"
Kui Niu's words suddenly made the disciples on the opposite side blush, but the three of them glared at the two cows angrily.
Damn it! It's not a thing, these two cows.
Banjiao Qingniu directly rolled his eyes, and smacked his mouth at the little brother Kui Niu on the side: "You are stupid, they all say that the male file is frustrated by a litter, and the female file is one, it is definitely not their calves, they look so filed, and such a group is still together, it is estimated that it is a registered disciple accepted by the sage, after all, whose personal disciple is so filed." ”
"Also, my little master Duobao is a little fatter, but it can be regarded as majestic."
Kui Niu seemed to understand something, nodded at the cow's head and said, the banjiao green cow on the side snorted, and also nodded: "Mmmm, the same, my little master is also very handsome." ”
Looking at the two cows, you say a word to me, and it seems that he has fallen into a realm of complete selflessness, and he keeps commenting, and Guang Chengzi, who is outstanding in appearance and demeanor, chuckled and walked out with a sword finger.
"We are all disciples of the saints of the Teachings, and please don't talk nonsense anymore."
Guang Chengzi, who is full of leadership in his demeanor and attitude, is worthy of becoming one of Yuan Shi Tianzun's favorite disciples, but he is dumbfounded in the eyes of the two cows.
On weekdays, when they were talking to themselves, the saints were preaching, and none of the disciples dared to offend them, and they didn't even think they could hear them, so they developed the habit of ignoring everyone's comments.
Today, he was pointed at his nose and said, and the banjiao green cow stepped forward with a bull's eye, and under the huge body proportion, a pair of bull's eyes were almost at the level of Guangchengzi.
"You're talking to me?"
The first time Banjiao Qingniu saw someone communicating with him so directly, he was immediately curious, and Guang Chengzi on the opposite side chuckled and nodded.
This moment directly made the banjiao green cow grin, and a pair of bull's eyes the size of copper bells were full of happy smiles.
"What's your name, appetite for the old cow."
"Poor Dao Guang~"
Guang Chengzi, who had an extraordinary bearing, had not finished speaking, only to see the happy Banjiao Qingniu directly stretched out the wet and sticky big cow tongue and licked it vigorously on his face, and suddenly the eyes of the other exposition disciples widened.
Guang Chengzi stiffened his body even more, feeling the wet and viscous liquid on his cheeks, and then looking at this green cow, disgusting! Feel nauseated!
"Kui Niu, you quickly give up a position, let this fellow Daoist also come and gnaw some spirit grass together, let's gnaw on the spirit grass together."
The happy Banjiao Qingniu thought that he had finally made like-minded Taoist friends today, and he was excited to make room for Guangchengzi.
"Brute!"
The next moment, Guang Chengzi angrily waved his sleeves directly, and suddenly all the disgusting liquid on his cheeks disappeared, and the extraordinary bearing just now disappeared without a trace, staring at the disgusting cow with big eyes.
"Senior brother, whose mount is this, why do you understand the rules so much."
The fearful Liusun, who had long been dissatisfied, rushed out directly, stood behind Guang Chengzi and pointed to the horned green cow and shouted.
Although the Banjiao Green Ox is not very intelligent, he also knows the good and the bad, staring at a pair of bull's eyes, and looking down at the little dwarf who is not as tall as his calf, jumping up and down, and suddenly hummed angrily: "You are a little man, not as big as a calf, what kind of animal is it?" Why don't you understand the rules at all, you are definitely not a calf shape. ”
"Big brother is right, this little pig is definitely not our calf incarnate." Kui Niu looked very reasonable, and nodded the cow's head to cater to it.
"It's so unruly! It's so unruly! ”
Guang Chengzi trembled angrily and pointed to the two mounts, at this time, the saints had just accepted the disciples, and the sect members of the sect had not seen the mounts of the saints, after all, the last time he met the saints was when he was accepting disciples in Yujing Mountain.
At that time, the saints all brought their disciples to compete in secret, and they didn't bring mounts at all, and of course everyone didn't know each other.
There is another point, there are all ants under the saints, and the disciples of the exposition sect all think that they are the disciples of the saints, and who dares to offend them in the desolate world, so a feeling of scruples has long risen in their hearts.