After Lenni Fu sat down on the chair on the side, Su Kejie hurriedly took a glowing table lamp and placed it on the table in front of Lennifu.

Immediately afterwards, in Lannifu's puzzled eyes, Pang Xiaobai picked up a family hood and put it on the glowing table lamp.

After doing this, everyone looked at it together, and then Hu Qiang couldn't help but say: "That is, you want to change the hood into a lampshade?" Wouldn't it be too ordinary? ”

Pang Xiaobai hurriedly said: "No, this is not an ordinary lamp, we call it - workplace life sustaining lamp!" ”

Su Kejie answered: "It's also called a contactless layoff lamp!" ”

Pang Xiaobai immediately said: "As we all know, layoffs are a very painful process.

For those who are about to be laid off, the road to the personnel department is the longest road.

For personnel, how to get rid of the laid off people is full of routines!

And this light can make the process of layoffs quick and painless! ”

"That's right!" Su Kejie said, "Every employee has such a lamp on their desk, usually it is beautiful and practical, as long as it is on, it means that the years are quiet and the work is worry-free."

But once it's gone, it means ......"

"You've been laid off!" Pang Xiaobai suddenly pointed at Hu Qiang and said.

Hu Qiangyi frowned: "What if the lamp is broken?" Did the lights go out because of the problems themselves? ”

Pang Xiaobai immediately said: "Well said, this is the subtlety of this lamp!"

Once the light goes out, everyone will subconsciously touch the switch to determine if there is a problem with the light.

And on the switch of this lamp, a fingerprint reader is installed! ”

Su Kejie immediately answered: "As long as you touch the fingerprint reader, it means that you have known and accepted the reality of being laid off by the company!" ”

"That's right!" Pang Xiaobai said, "If you touch the switch, it means that you agree to be laid off!" ”

Speaking of this, Pang Xiaobai smiled: "Here, I would like to thank Mo Fei for the technical support provided. ”

Hu Qiang was stunned for a moment, and turned his head to look at Ouyang Mofei who was standing behind him.

Ouyang Mofei smiled and threw a wink at Hu Qiang, and the frightened Hu Qiang hurriedly turned his head away from her.

"And then!" Su Kejie said, "As long as you touch the switch, you will receive a formal layoff email, and then, you can use this hood, pack up your things and leave." ”

Pang Xiaobai picked up the hood, turned the hood upside down and said: "We tried it, this thing is really good, stronger than a cardboard box, the company gave us this thing, it's so considerate!" ”

Hearing this, Hu Qiang looked confused, while Lannifu smiled slightly, looked up at Pang Xiaobai and said, "Do you have any other plans?" ”

Pang Xiaobai and Su Kejie both shook their heads.

Lannifu smiled and took a deep breath and stretched out his hand to Pang Xiaobai.

Pang Xiaobai was stunned for a moment, and then immediately handed the hood in his hand to Lannifu.

Lenny Fu took the hood and looked at it, and said with a smile, "Johnny, come with me." ”

With that, Lennifu took the hood and went to the manager's room.

Hu Qiang frowned, looked at Pang Xiaobai, Su Kejie and Ouyang Mofei, didn't say anything, and followed Lannifu to the manager's room.

After Hu Qiang entered the manager's room and closed the door.

Su Kejie and Pang Xiaobai both breathed a sigh of relief and went back to their respective jobs.

It was Ouyang Mofei, who was also walking to his workstation, but suddenly changed his mind temporarily, quickly came to the window of the manager's room, and began to put his ears on the window, blatantly listening to the root of the wall.

Pang Xiaobai whispered at this time: "Mo Fei, isn't this okay?" ”

Ouyang Mofei shot a sharp look, and Pang Xiaobai immediately lowered his head and said nothing.

Seeing Pang Xiaobai's softness, Ouyang Mofei pursed his lips, and then continued to eavesdrop on the iron gate.

At this time, Hu Qiang in the manager's office said to Lenny Fu in front: "I'm sorry, Lenny, I didn't expect it to be like this." In this way, if you give me a little more time, I will definitely be able to come up with better ideas, for example, how about changing the headgear to a mobile power bank, what do you think? ”

"No, you don't." Lanny Fu turned his back to Hu Qiang, and while playing with the hood in his hand, he said calmly, "I think this idea of laying off the lights is very good." ”

Turning around, Lanny Fu continued to look calm: "Johnny, you can take this plan to the meeting tomorrow to propose it."

I'm sure you'll be the first user of this thing! ”

"Lanny, don't do that." Hu Qiang said.

"Why are you still stunned?" "Here, let's try it and see how much this hood can hold." ”

With that, Lenni walked over to his desk and began to take something from the desk and throw it into his hood.

Seeing Lannifu's attitude, Hu Qiang said: "Lanny, it's not me who said, this is a hood stuffed with cotton, the foundation is there, the price is outrageous, and it is indeed difficult to come up with something shocking." ”

"Shocking?" Lannifu, who was loading things, stopped his hand, raised his head, and looked at Hu Qiang.

"Shocking project, can it be your turn?" Lennifu suddenly said angrily.

"Johnny, who do you think you are? Well? ”

"Do you really think that being the manager of the Urgent Affairs Department means that the company looks at you differently?"

"Every nonsense you say now is one step closer to being fired!"

"It's not!" Hu Qiang hurriedly said, "Don't Lanny, the time hasn't come yet, I think I can still rescue it, I will definitely be able to come up with a better idea." ”

Lenny Fu sighed, picked up something from the table again and threw it into the hood: "Johnny, you are not young anymore.

Did you know that more than half of the employees over the age of 35 in our business group have been laid off this year?

An old antique like you who can only paste the wall, has no skills at all, and can not bring any value to the company at all.

Do you really think that you are still like young people, you can be willful?

Do you know, why did you come here as a manager?

I really think I value you?

This is the last chance the company gives you!

Do you really think that the first three managers all walked on their own?

No way? You can't really be so naïve, can you? ”

Hu Qiang frowned: "So, the first three managers were all forced away?" You, you, also want to use this way to force me away? ”

Lannifu smiled coldly, did not answer the question, and continued:

"Johnny, I remember asking you a question before, and now I'm asking you again, what is the spirit of our beasts?"

Hu Qiang said: "Small screws, big deeds? ”

"Wrong!" Lenny Fu said loudly, "It's survival of the fittest, it's survival of the fittest!" ”

With that, Lenni picked up something from the table and threw it into his hood.

"Johnny! If you want to stay with the company, you have to prove your worth! ”

"But I'm really disappointed that you're like this now!"

Speaking of this, Lenny Fu frowned: "What words came later, I was so confused by you that I forgot about it." ”

Hu Qiang was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly said: "Well, it should be, you may really not be ready." ”

"Yes!" Lanniefu hurriedly said.

"You may not be ready.

Employees who are younger than you and cheaper than you, there are many people in the company!

If I'm a human being, I'll be the first to lay you off!

You're not like me.

I ......"

"Lenny!" Hu Qiang suddenly said, "It's all this time, let's skip those clichés, can't we just say the key points?" ”

Lanny Fu was stunned for a moment, then narrowed his eyes and nodded: "Okay, okay, if you want to focus on it, I'll give you the point!" ”

Next, while continuing to put things into the hood, Lenny Fu said fiercely:

"Johnny, if you're fired, just like you, where are you going to get a job?

Where else would you be wanted?

Even if someone wants you, who will give you your current salary?

If you don't have this job, you don't have your current income, you don't have your current income......

What about your mortgage?

What about your child's schooling?

Your parents have a headache and brain fever, can you afford to pay the medical bills?

This is the Magic City!

Here are all the beasts!

Demons don't need tears!

All beasts don't need sympathy!

Middle-aged waste like you!

If I were you!

Just pack up your things and go back to your hometown as soon as possible!

Don't stay here anymore and be embarrassed! ”