035 You're only kidney-deficient, your whole family is kidney-deficient!
Believe it or not, it's already like this, it can only be difficult to ride a tiger, no, it's difficult to carry a tiger.
So, Hu Qiang had no choice but to leave Tieqiao with the excited and inexplicable Ouyang Mofei on his back, and then decisively put her down and never carried her again.
In order to prevent Ouyang Mofei from continuing to rely on himself, Hu Qiang had no choice but to play the "frail law" again, sitting on the side of the road sighing and panting, saying that he was too tired to carry his back and couldn't even walk, so he asked Ouyang Mofei to take a taxi immediately.
In this regard, Ouyang Mofei did not force him anymore except for ridiculing a few words that Hu Qiang's body was too weak and needed more exercise.
Finally, the taxi ordered by Ouyang Mofei came.
So Ouyang Mofei and Hu Qiang got into the car, still Ouyang Mofei was in the co-pilot, and Hu Qiang was in the back seat.
Sure enough, Ouyang Mofei did not let Hu Qiang go home, but asked the master to send him and Hu Qiang to a night market.
After coming here, Ouyang Murphy pulled Hu Qiang and came to a barbecue stall with a familiar car, and ordered a lot of barbecue with the boss as soon as he came, and he was a regular customer at a glance.
"Too much, right?" Seeing the number of Ouyang Mofei's orders, Hu Qiang was surprised, "It's just the two of us, you order more than 100 skewers, are you finished?" ”
"Why can't you finish eating?" Ouyang Mofei said indifferently, "Don't worry, you can eat it all, and if you can't eat it, you can pack it and take it away." ”
As soon as Ouyang Mofei said this, Hu Qiang stopped talking.
Soon, the skewers came up.
"Come on, come on, eat skewers and grilled fat sausages, it's very replenishing, especially for an old guy like you who is weak!" Ouyang Mofei smiled and handed over a skewer of grilled fat sausages.
Frowning, he took the string of roasted fat sausages handed over by Ouyang Mofei, and looked at the pile of red chili powder on it, Hu Qiang frowned again: "Mo Fei, eating it so greasy at night is not good for your health, and there are too many chili peppers!" ”
"Afraid of what? It's just oily enough and spicy enough to enjoy it! After eating a skewer of grilled fat sausages, Ouyang Mofei chewed on his lips and said to the boss, "Boss, come with two bottles of beer, cold!" ”
"Don't thank you!" Hu Qiang hurriedly said.
"Hey, what are you doing?" Ouyang Mofei was dissatisfied, "Beer with barbecue, the more you live, the more flavorful it is, eating barbecue without beer is the soul of wood!" ”
"You can pull it down!" Hu Qiang said, "Beer with barbecue, it's true that it's easy to get gout, don't think you're okay when you're young, the younger you are, the more you have to pay attention, otherwise, when you reach my age, you'll be sick." ”
Ouyang Mofei pursed his lips disdainfully: "If you don't enjoy it while you're young, then I'll be uncomfortable!" ”
Immediately afterwards, Ouyang Mofei raised his hand: "Boss, bring me four bottles of chilled ......"
"Don't!" Hu Qiang hurriedly stood up and grabbed Ouyang Mofei's raised hand.
But soon, Hu Qiang hurriedly let go of his hand, and then raised his hands: "No, I didn't mean to!" ”
Ouyang Mofei silently withdrew his hand and tilted his head to look at Hu Qiang: "In other words, you don't want me to drink beer?" ”
"Well, that!" Hu Qiang nodded, "It's really not good to drink beer at night, it's still cold, especially on such a cold day, I, I'm for your good." ”
Ouyang Mofei sighed: "I'm really convinced of you, then Mr. Bai is okay, right?" Eating meat and not drinking alcohol is too unpleasant! ”
Hu Qiang frowned: "Then, drink less." ”
Ouyang Mofei asked for two bottles of Erguotou, and then filled a cup for himself and Hu Qiang.
After pouring the wine, Ouyang Mofei picked up his glass of white wine: "Come, have a drink first!" Go to the cold! ”
Hu Qiang was helpless, and also picked up his glass of white wine and touched a glass with Ouyang Mofei.
"Cheers!" Ouyang Mofei, who finished clinking glasses, leaned his neck away.
After drinking, Ouyang Mofei still looked at Hu Qiang: "Why don't you drink it?" Come, deep feelings, a mouthful! Drink it! Are you still not a man? ”
Ouyang Mofei said so, and in desperation, Hu Qiang had no choice but to dry the glass of liquor in one gulp, and then he frowned.
Well, although Hu Qiang was Northeast Silver in his previous life, he usually pays attention to health preservation, and he really doesn't drink alcohol.
Not all Northeast silver drinks wine and eats meat all day long.
"Come, have another drink!" Ouyang Mofei poured Hu Qiang a glass again.
"Alright, alright." Hu Qiang hurriedly said, "Don't drink it, it's enough." ”
"That's not going to work!" Ouyang Murphy said, "At least three cups!" Otherwise, you won't save face! Besides, drinking alcohol can go to the cold! ”
"Okay, just three glasses!" Hu Qiang said, "No more!" Drinking too much alcohol hurts! ”
"Mother-in-law's." Ouyang Mofei picked up the wine glass and slapped the table, "Come, cheers!" ”
In this way, Hu Qiang was forced to toast three times with Ouyang Mofei.
After that, Ouyang Mofei wanted to drink, but was stopped by Hu Qiang.
There's no way, Ouyang Mofei orders are super spicy, perverted and spicy.
Even Hu Qiang, a guy who was from the Northeast in his past and present life, couldn't stand it.
To tell the truth, he only found out now that if he can eat spicy, he is still a southerner.
Finally drank three glasses of wine, Hu Qiang said that he would not drink anything, and he would not let Mo Fei drink it.
Even if Mo Fei was about to kick him, Hu Qiang insisted on it.
"If I don't drink, I can't eat!" Ouyang Mofei frowned.
Hu Qiang thought for a while: "This, you wait a minute!" ”
After speaking, Hu Qiang hurriedly ran away.
"Hey, where are you going?" Ouyang Mofei shouted, "You won't run away from the order, right?" ”
"No!" Hu Qiang said as he ran, "My clothes are still on you, you wait for me!" ”
Soon, Hu Qiang ran away.
Ouyang Mofei was stunned, then smiled slightly at the corner of his mouth, subconsciously touched the clothes on his body, which originally belonged to Hu Qiang, and subconsciously rubbed his face again.
But soon, Ouyang Mofei was stunned and hurriedly threw off his clothes.
But three seconds later, Ouyang Mofei put on Hu Qiang's coat again.
"Cut, mother-in-law's old fellow!"
It took a full five minutes for Hu Qiang to run back again, still holding two buckets of yogurt in his hands.
"Yogurt?" Ouyang Mofei was stunned, "You ran out for a long time, just to buy this?" ”
"Uh-huh!" Hu Qiang nodded and put the yogurt down.
"Teach you to be a good one, barbecue with yogurt, the more you eat, the more flavorful it is.
Drinking yogurt when eating barbecue can help digestion, and can also relieve spicy and greasy, which is definitely the best companion for eating barbecue, much stronger than any beer.
Your stuff is so spicy, I can't stand it, drink some of this to relieve it.
Healthy eating is the way to maintain health! ”
Ouyang Mofei shook his head: "You are really, I don't know how to say that you are good, you are really a middle-aged and elderly person who pays attention to health preservation!" ”
Hu Qiang opened the yogurt bottle cap with a smile and poured a cup of yogurt for everyone: "Come on, cheers!" ”
Ouyang Mofei shook his head with disgust, and reluctantly picked up the cup: "I'm afraid of you, come, do it!" ”
After drinking the yogurt, Ouyang Mofei picked up a string of sheep kidneys and poked them into Hu Qiang's mouth: "Come, eat a string of sheep kidneys!" Tonify the kidneys! ”
Hu Qiang looked disgusted: "Auntie...... Isn't a lamb's kidney a lamb's kidney? That's so dirty, and it also tonifies the kidneys, I think it's poisoning. ”
"You know what." Ouyang Mofei said, "This is a good thing, form complements form!" Haven't you heard a song yet? ”
Speaking of this, Ouyang Mofei raised his hands while holding the sheep's kidney, and twisted it around: "The sheep's kidneys are good, the sheep's kidneys are wonderful, the sheep's kidneys repair the injuries you have suffered!" ”
"What kind of broken song is this?" Hu Qiang frowned, "I've never heard of it, it can't be that you made it up, right?" ”
"How is it possible, this song is very famous, right!"
Speaking of this, Ouyang Mo Fei happily handed over the sheep kidneys again: "Come, eat, this thing is most suitable for a man with kidney deficiency like you." ”
Hu Qiang immediately looked anxious: "You are only kidney deficiency, your whole family is kidney deficiency!" ”
"You don't have kidney deficiency, why do you gasp when you shout twice, and pant when you take two steps?"
"I am...... That is, can that be the same? ”
"To eat or not to eat?"
"Don't eat it!"
"Really, don't eat it?"
"Resolutely don't eat it!"
"Then I can shout, shouting that there is a man here with kidney deficiency, and he doesn't admit that his body is not good!"
"Wait!" Hu Qiangyi waved his hand rhetorically, "I'll eat!" ”
"That's good!" Ouyang Mofei handed over a bunch of lamb kidneys again, "Eat it in a big bite, it's enjoyable!" ”
Hu Qiang took the skewer of roast lamb kidneys and frowned: "Mo Fei, or let's ......"
"Eat!" Ouyang Mofei glared.
Hu Qiang shuddered and subconsciously took a bite.
Ouch, not bad!
After eating the roast lamb kidney, Ouyang Mofei handed over another string of meat: "Eat the skewer roasted chicken heart again, make up the heart!" ”
At this time, Hu Qiang gave up completely.
The lamb kidneys have been eaten, and the chicken heart is not bad.
In this way, both sides drank yogurt and ate meat at the same time, and they were finally full of food and drink.
I really couldn't eat it, so Ouyang Mofei let Hu Qiang go.
Next, Hu Qiang took a taxi by himself and sent Ouyang Mofei away first on the grounds that he was not on the way.
After watching Ouyang Mofei leave in the car, Hu Qiang was relieved, and after a full hiccups, he took a taxi home again.
As soon as he got home, Hu Qiang took off his coat and shoes, and fell on the bed.
"It's been this day, I'm really tired!"
"But one thing to say, this Mo Fei's skin is really smooth and tender, hehehe."