039 Secretary Kim, I'm not that kind of person!
"Ahem, this lady, if you are really a new employee transferred to our Urgent Affairs Department, please briefly introduce yourself."
After listening to Hu Qiang's words, the long-haired beauty in a white OL outfit immediately stood up from the chair.
"No need to stand." Hu Qiang hurriedly said, "Just sit and talk." ”
The long-haired beauty smiled slightly, and then said in an authentic Shaanxi dialect: "I used to be a secretary, and I am not used to sitting and talking to the leader." ”
Hu Qiang blinked: "Okay, you can stand and say." ”
The long-haired beauty smiled slightly: "Manager Hu, whose name is Jin Ruoyu, used to be in the film and television department, and he was the secretary of the leaders of the film and television department.
Now you also know that the film and television department has been disbanded, and he has been transferred here.
And then hey, after coming here, I still want to do my old job. ”
"What is the old business?"
"Be a secretary, Manager Hu, you can be your personal secretary!"
"Close-fitting? Secretary? Hu Qiang subconsciously swallowed his saliva, "This, not very good?" ”
"What's wrong?" Jin Ruoyu said, "I have been a secretary to several leaders, and I am the so-called senior secretary!" Whatever you want in the future, you can let me do it! ”
"Oh, that's right." Hu Qiang touched his chin and nodded, "It's not bad to have a secretary, if you have something to do, it's okay...... Ahem, ahem! ”
Gently drank the wolfberry water to cover it up, and Hu Qiang said with a straight face:
"This Jin, Secretary Jin, our department is very small, and my level as a manager is also very low, in fact, I don't need a secretary at all.
Of course, it's not impossible to make you a secretary, but you always have to say, what can you do specifically?
You can't just say that a secretary is just a general, right?
I always want to know what you can do, what are you good at? ”
"Hey, he's good at that, that's a lot!"
Speaking of this, a long-haired beauty named Jin Ruoyu suddenly took out a small notebook, and while walking back and forth, she said to the small notebook:
"Manager Hu, actually, when I was waiting for you for an interview outside just now, I have already done a lot of things for you!"
"Ruthless?" Hu Qiang said, "For example? ”
Jin Ruoyu said: "For example, when I came, I found that it was too difficult to find the Ministry of Urgency, so I arranged a task for Applejack to make a guide sign for the Ministry of Urgency.
With the signage, it is not easy for others to get lost when they come to the Ministry of Forced Affairs.
There is also the problem of abnormal noise in the ventilation duct, which has also been noticed.
I think that the ventilation duct continues to sound, and it is very likely that there are commercial spies hidden inside! ”
"Huh? Commercial espionage? Hu Qiang looked confused.
Jin Ruoyu nodded solemnly: "Mu Mistake!" In my experience, it must be commercial espionage!
But don't worry, I've already contacted the security department for you.
They said they would immediately send someone to check on a drop of water. ”
Hu Qiang blinked, picked up the thermos cup full of red wolfberries and black wolfberries again, and gently drank the black-red, black-red wolfberry water.
After clicking his lips, Hu Qiang asked with a smile: "Secretary Jin, don't talk about that, do you speak Mandarin?" ”
"A little." Jin Ruo smiled foolishly.
"That's good." Hu Qiang smiled and said, "Then can you introduce yourself in Mandarin?" ”
Jin Ruoyu nodded: "Small screw, take the left circumference (big action)!" ”
Burst!
Hu Qiang squirted out a mouthful of wolfberry water.
Black-red, black-red.
"Ahem, Secretary Kim, is this your Mandarin?"
Jin Ruoyu sneered: "This, when I was in the film industry before, because the leaders of the people were the township party, I was used to speaking the hometown dialect." ”
"Ah, that's right." Hu Qiang picked up a tissue to wipe his mouth, "No wonder, no wonder." ”
After coughing again and clearing his throat.
Hu Qiang said: "This, Secretary Jin, don't hide it, our department is not an important department, and there are usually no people here, so there is no need for guidance signs."
In addition, even if there are commercial spies, they will not come to this 2D mezzanine to steal information, because there is nothing to steal.
So, the abnormal noise of the ventilation duct you mentioned, I think nine times out of ten it is a rat or a lizard.
As for the Ministry of Security saying to deal with it, it was all verbal comfort to you, and in the end, we still have to fix it ourselves.
So, while your positive work attitude is commendable, to be honest, all the things you do are actually useless.
Didn't you do anything useful? ”
Jin Ruoyu suddenly said: "It's useful...... By the way, I just asked Mo Fei to clean up her workstation and don't be sloppy all day long.
Especially the broken lizard, I asked her to get rid of it immediately! ”
"Huh?"
Hu Qiang, who was drinking wolfberry water, was stunned for a moment, and quickly put down the water glass, with a cheerful smile on his face.
"You see, your proposal is very good, very good, very useful.
But Murphy she ...... Can I listen to you? ”
"Of course!" Jin Ruoyu smiled and nodded, "She agreed immediately!" ”
"Really?" Hu Qiang looked puzzled, "How did you do it?" ”
Jin Ruo smiled foolishly: "What's the matter, just tell her, as long as she gets the lizard, you will reimburse all the living expenses of the lizard in the future, and then, she agreed!" ”
Hu Qiang directly opened his mouth and petrified on the spot.
"How?" Jin Ruo was stunned, "Could it be that it can't be reimbursed?"
Won't you? When I was in the film industry before, I could find the leader for reimbursement? ”
Hu Qiang, who regained his human appearance, shook his head: "So, it's because the film department usually spends too much money that it was completely laid off."
Why don't you remember the lessons of the past?
In addition, as for our Ministry of Urgent Affairs, the public funds are limited, so we approve a small amount of money every month.
Therefore, we pay attention to diligence and thrift, hard work and simplicity, and resolutely put an end to corruption and waste.
As for the lizard...... Forget it, you're also kind, so be it this time, don't take it as an example. ”
Jin Ruoyu hurriedly smiled and nodded: "Momada!" (No problem!) )”
Hu Qiang took another sip of warm wolfberry water, let out a long breath, and then said with a satisfied face:
"So, since you used to be a secretary, will you do the morning meeting minutes?"
Jin Ruoyu frowned and smiled slightly: "Writing meeting minutes and preparing materials, those are all done by the little secretary, and this senior senior secretary is not good at doing these small jobs." ”
Hu Qiang asked, "Then what are you doing?" ”
Jin Ruoyu flashed his big eyes, suddenly attached himself, looked at Hu Qiang's eyes up close, and said with a smile:
"Manager Hu, I have already said before, but he is a senior secretary!
As a senior secretary, of course, he is good at providing various services for the leader! ”
Hu Qiang leaned back with a tactic and distanced himself from Jin Ruoyu: "There is no need for closeness, as for service, for example?" ”
Jin Ruoyu lowered his body again, revealing a white light on his chest faintly: "For example...... Book air tickets, book hotels, and accompany customers to dinner! These are very good at it! ”
Hu Qiang picked up the thermos cup, and when he drank water, his eyes casually glanced at it, and after putting down the cup, he said with a straight face:
"I'm sorry, our Urgent Affairs Department belongs to the logistics support department, and we usually don't go on business trips, and we don't usually go to meet any customers."
Jin Ruo was stunned and said, "Then, that amount can also provide various services for everyone."
For example, help you organize a co-worker to go out to dinner.
By the way, Manager Hu, I know a particularly delicious restaurant, with a per capita consumption of only 5,000, which is a good deal! Ruthless high-end! ”
"Five thousand per capita? I'll it, this is not something that our department can consume, at least not for the time being. Hu Qiang hurriedly said.
"Also, Secretary Jin, in fact, I said that the people in our department are very hard and simple, and there is not even fifty per capita meals, and your skills of five thousand per capita are really condescending here, and it is really useless."
"Also, can you stand up straight and talk to me?"
"You lower your body and talk to me, I have to lean back and tell you, it's very painful!"
Jin Ruoyu smiled slightly, and threw Hu Qiang a charming look: "Okay, this doesn't work, that can't work, that amount can provide various services for Manager Hu and you personally, this is always okay, right?" ”
Speaking of this, Jin Ruoyu slowly approached Hu Qiang, and then slowly possessed him again.
A white light loomed again.
Seeing this scene, Hu Qiang immediately took a deep breath, grabbed the wolfberry thermos cup, and gently placed it on his chest.
"Secretary Kim, what are you going to do? I'm a serious person, this is a public place, you, don't mess around! ”
Jin Ruoyu lifted one of his calves, propped up the table with both hands, and leaned close to Hu Qiang's ear, then he bit his lip and exhaled softly: "Manager Hu, if you need it, you can ...... it."
"What can be?" Hu Qiang clenched the thermos cup filled with red and black wolfberries with both hands, as if that was his last dignity and bottom line.
Jin Ruoyu continued to get closer, squinted his eyes slightly, lightly opened his lips, and exhaled softly: "Zhendi, if you need it, Zhendi can ...... for Manager Hu at any time."
"Secretary Kim, I'm not that kind of person!" Hu Qiang clenched the thermos cup and whispered.
"Don't, don't get so close, you have something to say!"
"And this is the office, you can't mess around!"
"If you really want to have any troubles, you can, you can talk about it privately after work."
"It's not appropriate to talk about private matters during work hours."
Jin Ruoyu tilted his head slightly, blinked and smiled:
"Why do you want to talk about private matters?
This means that if you really need it, you can always ...... it for you Inquire about various gossip materials from other departments! “
Hu Qiang was stunned, and then looked confused: "...... Huh? That's it? ”
Jin Ruoyu blinked: "Otherwise?" What do you think it is? ”
Immediately afterwards, Jin Ruoyu propped up the table with both hands, stood back again, and looked at Hu Qiang with a bewildered face.
"Manager Hu, in fact, I have acquaintances in various departments of the company, what Ila, Laura, Vivian, etc.
If you want to inquire about the gossip news of other departments, you can definitely help you find out, absolutely true and reliable! ”
Hu Qiang put down the thermos cup, and said with a sigh of relief: "Alas, Secretary Jin, why do you want to be like that? Talking and panting can really freak people's minds. ”
Jin Ruoyu smiled and said, "I know, I won't be grinning next time."
In fact, I just like that, I want to test what kind of person you are, Manager Hu.
Now it seems, you're a good person! Very reassuring! ”
Hu Qiang frowned and smiled bitterly: "Don't send good person cards indiscriminately, okay?" That would make me feel like a failure. ”
After a pause, Hu Qiang said with a straight face: "To be serious, our department is usually busy to death, and a bunch of things are waiting for us, how can we be in the mood to inquire about the gossip of other departments?" ”
After shaking his head, Hu Qiang asked again: "So, apart from these, what other specialties do you have?" ”
Jin Ruoyu straightened up, smiled and shook his head.
Poof, the ventilation duct suddenly opened, and Pang Xiaobai, who had a stained face, came out of it, holding the walkie-talkie and said:
"Zone A pipelines are safe, no commercial espionage!
Damn, what does the Security Department do and what kind of is arranged!
Also commercial espionage?
Spy on you turtle eggs!
I don't know which bastard said it.
No common sense at all, rubbish! ”
After speaking, Pang Xiaobai closed the door of the ventilation duct and climbed back again.
When Pang Xiaobai disappeared, Hu Qiang looked at Jin Ruoyu, who was still stunned, and said, "Xiao Jin, ......."
"Just call the secretary of the money." Jin Ruoyu said with a smile.
Hu Qiang nodded: "Okay, Secretary Jin."
This, anyway.
Since you have come here and arranged it by the leader, then I am embarrassed to refuse you directly.
Otherwise, you can go outside and sit down at a random workstation to get used to the working environment.
As for your specific work, when you get used to it for a while, let's make specific arrangements, you see, okay? ”
"Broad." Jin Ruoyu smiled and nodded, "It's so big! (No problem!) )”