052 Do you know that it's shameful to sell cute?
Seeing Ouyang Mofei suddenly make such a play, Hu Qiang was immediately stunned.
blinked subconsciously, and subconsciously swallowed saliva.
Soon, Hu Qiang reacted and knew that he was not right, so he immediately made a cold look, deliberately shivered, and shivered twice.
Immediately afterwards, Hu Qiang hurriedly touched each other's arms again, as if they were smoothing the goosebumps on them.
I have to describe Hu Qiang's state at this time, that is, I like it in my heart, but I dislike it on the surface.
"Ahem! Murphy, what kind of body do you look like? ”
"Also, this is during work, and you do this during work...... It's shameful to sell cute, you know? ”
Ouyang Mofei blinked, and continued to hold his throat and whispered: "But people can see from your eyes that you obviously like it very much?" ”
"Nonsense!" Hu Qiang shook his head righteously, "I'm a serious person!" I don't like the kind of little ...... that deliberately sells cuteness."
"What's small?"
"Little ...... Girl. ”
"So you still like it?"
"No, you have a bad look, you are wrong!"
After saying this, Hu Qiang said solemnly again: "Okay Mo Fei, this is the office, be serious, don't be hippie with me!" I'm your leader, at least respect, right? ”
Ouyang Mofei pursed his lips and changed his tone to normal in seconds: "Okay, leader, give you respect."
It's strange that you, as a leader, stole my fake identity badge and wore clean clothes.
Hey, you say, if I tell me about it......"
"Shh Hu Qiang hurriedly raised his right index finger, "Okay, okay, I'm afraid of you!"
In the future, with me, you can do whatever you want, you can be coquettish if you want, you can be funny if you want to be funny, this is always done, right? ”
Ouyang Mofei pouted again: "It's the same as if you don't agree, you can do anything to me." ”
Hu Qiang blinked, then rubbed his hands with a smile on his face, and came to Ouyang Mofei.
"Oh, Mo Fei, this matter of fake identity tags, I actually, ahahaha, you know?"
Ouyang Mofei tilted his head and squinted, and said with a disgusted expression: "I'm just a programmer, I'm more biased, I don't understand what you mean." ”
Hu Qiang blinked, looked left and right, and found that there were only two people here, he and Ouyang Mofei, then he sighed and said:
"Okay, I'll admit it, I used your fake card to sneak out of the company, but I had a serious business, I didn't mean to.
Look, Murphy, everyone, I ordered you an eighty-eight lunch, and you should act as if you don't know anything, OK? ”
Ouyang Mofei smiled: "Eighty-eight takeaway sent me away?" That's too cheap, right? ”
Hu Qiang frowned: "Then what do you want?" I warn you, don't get an inch!
Don't forget, these badges themselves are violation, and I haven't pursued your problem yet! ”
"Okay!" Ouyang Mofei said indifferently, "Then let's go and count our own work, you will investigate me for forging my work card without permission, and I will investigate you for skipping work without permission!" ”
Hu Qiang blinked, and hurriedly smiled: "Oh, Mo Fei, everyone is a colleague, why hurt each other?" Solidarity is king, don't you think? ”
"Humph!" Ouyang Mofei clasped his arms with both hands and sneered.
Hu Qiang sighed and helped the flat glasses: "That's it, I'll treat you to a meal, within two hundred yuan, you can choose what you want to eat, how about it?" ”
"Three meals!" Ouyang Mofei stretched out three fingers, "The minimum consumption is three hundred, I choose what to eat." ”
"Three meals with a minimum consumption of three hundred?" Hu Qiang pretended to be sad, "Isn't this adding up to nine hundred yuan?" I'll sneak out this time, even if absenteeism deducts performance, it won't be so much, right? Your lion has a big mouth? ”
Ouyang Mofei smiled: "Then you just wait to deduct the performance and see how much money will be deducted at that time." ”
"Hey, wait!" Hu Qiang stopped Ouyang Mofei, who was about to leave, "Okay, three meals are three meals, the minimum consumption is three hundred, I admit it, this is all right?" ”
"That's pretty much it." Ouyang Mofei smiled, "Tonight is the first meal, just right, I want to eat barbecue." ”
"Not tonight." Hu Qiang hurriedly shook his head.
"Why?" Ouyang Mofei asked.
"I made an appointment, I have something." Hu Qiang said, "Another day." ”
Ouyang Mofei tilted his head and looked at Hu Qiang.
Hu Qiang hurriedly said: "There is really something wrong tonight!" ”
Ouyang Mofei nodded: "Okay, then another day, I'll go out if it's okay." ”
"Go, go, go." Hu Qiang smiled and waved his hand, but quickly thought of something, and hurriedly said, "Wait!" ”
"What's wrong again?" Ouyang Mofei looked back at Hu Qiang.
Hu Qiang helped the flat glasses: "This, Mo Fei, wait until you go out, if Xiaobai and Ajie ask you, you will say that I accidentally took the wrong identity card before, not on purpose."
As for why I got the wrong ID card, you said that I was in a trance because of the experience report, so not only did I get the wrong brand, but I also wore the wrong clothes.
Then, you tell them again, I don't want to see people for the time being, I want to continue to want to keep an eye on the things reported by the music experience, so that they are okay and don't bother me, okay? ”
"Oh, I see." Ouyang Murphy said, "You want to continue to be lazy here without being disturbed, right?" ”
Hu Qiang blinked: "Oh, what nonsense...... Ahem, am I lazy? I call it to give full play to the subjective initiative of employees and try not to affect the ...... of others."
"Okay, okay, stop talking nonsense!" Ouyang Mofei waved his hand, "For the sake of your three meals, I'll help you this time." ”
"Thank you, thank you." Hu Qiang smiled and nodded.
Ouyang Mofei nodded, and then strode forward and left the manager's room.
As soon as Ouyang Mo Fei came out, Pang Xiaobai immediately asked her: "Mo Fei, you didn't do anything to Manager Hu, right?" ”
Ouyang Mofei picked up the magazine casually and continued to flip: "Please, he's a manager anyway, my boss, and he's scheming, what can I do with him?" ”
"Why is Manager Hu dressed like that and still carrying your fake brand?" Su Kejie asked.
Ouyang Mofei said boredly while flipping through the magazine: "He said that it was because he was thinking about the experience report of staring at the music, and he used his brain too much, which led to a trance, so he wore the wrong clothes and got the wrong badge, it's as simple as that." ”
Su Kejie looked at Pang Xiaobai: "It's similar to your symptoms." ”
"How can it be the same as me." Pang Xiaobai said, "When I don't have a good idea, I can drill cardboard boxes at most, but Manager Hu is clearly daywalking, which is more harmful!" ”
Speaking of this, Pang Xiaobai waved his hand: "Okay, don't talk about that, hurry up and continue to change the motivator, I want Xiao Mengmeng!" ”
Immediately afterwards, Pang Xiaobai began to change motivators one by one.
Let's say that Hu Qiang at this time, after sending Ouyang Mofei away, made a cup of wolfberry tea, turned on the computer, and began to browse the news page comfortably, continuing to explore the new world.
But at this moment, Staring Le suddenly said: "Manager Hu, I received a new email from Sha Lele, please pay attention to check." ”
Hu Qiang subconsciously took out his mobile phone, but after seeing the new mobile phone, he remembered that this mobile phone is a small number and is not associated with a work email.
Hurriedly opened the drawer, took out the previous mobile phone, opened the email and looked at it.
"Oh, it's the minutes." Hu Qiang kept looking at it.
"Amazing, it's only been a ten-minute meeting, and she actually sorted out more than 20 pages of meeting minutes?
And so fast? So detailed? Even a note?
With such a good employee, it really makes no sense to dismiss her.
If nothing else, I can't fire her for her work attitude and work ability.
With her, it saves me a lot of trouble.
At the very least, I can let her actually work as my secretary as an intern.
In this case, if I want to write a report to my boss in the future, I can let her replace me.
But if I didn't have her, who else would be able to help me write a report in the future?
Is it Secretary Kim who can't write a report?
Or will it only scare Ouyang Mofei?
You can't look for Pang Xiaobai all day long, right?
Not to mention system tasks.
In short, I have 10,000 reasons to stay, but I can't find a reason to let him go.
But this is actually okay, the key is that Ouyang Murphy.
In fact, this Ministry of Urgency is quite good, although it is in the mezzanine, but it is free and easy.
It's this Ouyang Mofei who is so annoying, no matter how big or small, he always deliberately slaps me.
If it weren't for the fact that she was a woman, if it weren't for the rule of law society, I really wanted to pinch her to death! Bite her to death again! ”
After sighing again, Hu Qiang put down his phone and subconsciously looked at Staring Le.
"Staring at Le, what should I do, I'm very distressed now!"