054 I'm doing this for your good!
"Oh, it's another day without any thrills, and it's finally time to get off work."
Looking at the clock that was about to get off work, Hu Qiang couldn't help but stretch.
"Oops, I'm going to meet the beautiful nanny later!"
"Although I don't have any ideas about other people, it's okay to ask beautiful women to have a meal with me under the pretext of talking about work, right?"
"Interviews while eating, how good it is to kill many birds with one stone!"
"It's boring to eat alone, and it's just a matter of having no money."
"Now that Lao Tzu is rich, of course it's better to find a beautiful woman to accompany him, and chatter while eating, that's fragrant!"
"Oh, no, no, why did you fall so quickly?"
"Hu Qiang, you still have to strengthen ideological and moral construction, you can't be so material!"
"Hey, hey, hey!"
Just when Hu Qiang was secretly snickering at YY, the door of the office was suddenly pushed open.
Then, I saw Tang Haixing walk in from outside, and stood at the door and knocked on the door.
"Starfish?" Hu Qiang turned his head to look at Tang Haixing, "Is there something wrong with you?" ”
Tang Haixing said with a smile: "Manager Hu, my report is ready, but the file is too big to send to your mailbox, so I came over in person." ”
Hu Qiangyi frowned: "The mailbox attachment is the largest G, and the million-word novel is only a few hundred K!"
Your report only needs 10,000 words.
So how did you manage to take a 10,000-word report and burst a G? ”
Tang Haixing walked over, took out his mobile phone and said with a smile: "Manager Hu, although I can speak very well, I am not good at writing."
So, I've recorded everything I want to say and put it on for you. ”
Speaking of this, Tang Haixing, who had already walked to Hu Qiang's side, clicked on the recording audio playback on his mobile phone:
"It's a wonderful story.
This story is about an ordinary employee of Ten Thousand Beasts.
How to meet him, the real father!
Chapter 1, Little Tadpole Looking for Daddy! ”
"Stop!" Hu Qiang hurriedly pressed the pause button on Tang Haixing's mobile phone.
Immediately afterwards, Hu Qiang raised his head and said to Tang Haixing: "Xiao Tang, what I want is the experience report of Staring Le, not your paternity test!" ”
Tang Haixing blinked and said with a smile: "The experience of staring at the music, it is also mentioned here, in ...... One hundred and twenty-five chapters, after the lonely corner. ”
Hu Qiang touched his glasses: "Then hurry up and delete all the parts before chapter one hundred and twenty-five!"
Then you find a speech-to-text software, convert all your useful recordings into text, make a document, and send it to my mailbox, OK? ”
"That's right!" Tang Haixing nodded, "There is also speech-to-text software, why didn't I think of it?" ”
"Now you know." Hu Qiang said, "Why don't you hurry up and do it?" ”
Tang Haixing nodded: "Yes, I know." ”
Hu Qiang looked at his phone and found that it was time to get off work, so he also stood up and said: "Okay, get off work, let's do this today, you go back and do it slowly, just send it to me early tomorrow morning, don't worry." ”
As soon as he said this, his eyes suddenly lit up, and then he said, "Manager Hu, your boss Lanny, invites you to a remote meeting." ”
Hu Qiangyi frowned: "What the hell?" I'm off work now, what's the meeting? Don't pick it up, don't pick it up! ”
Staring at Le said: "I'm sorry, Manager Hu, this invitation is, a high-authority invitation that cannot be missed, irrevocable, or delayed, and will be connected for you immediately!" ”
"Huh?" Hu Qiang was stunned, "Is this still compulsory?" ”
Tang Haixing immediately said: "Manager Hu, if you have something, then I will leave first, if there is any work, just tell me, that's it." ”
After speaking, Tang Haixing turned around and left.
"Oh, don't go!" Hu Qiang hurriedly retained, "It's good to listen to it together." ”
It's a pity that Tang Haixing strode into a meteor and disappeared soon.
When Tang Haixing was a child, Hu Qiang frowned: "This one by one, it's true!" ”
"Really?" Ranny suddenly appeared behind Hu Qiang and said.
Hu Qiang frowned, turned around and looked, and saw Lanny appear in front of him with his hands and arms.
Of course, Hu Qiang knew that this was just a holographic projection, not his presence.
Although I knew that this was a holographic projection, it was so realistic that Hu Qiang still felt a little unreal.
As if he found that Hu Qiang had been staring at him, Lanny clasped his arms with both hands: "Ask you, what is it?" ”
Hu Qiang blinked: "It's really a great leader, you care so much for your subordinates, my admiration for you is like the Yellow River flooding, out of control!" ”
Lannie Fu smiled faintly: "Okay, don't talk nonsense, how did you do about the experience report of staring at Le?" ”
"Don't worry!" Hu Qiang said, "The work has been arranged, everyone is very enthusiastic, very active, and must complete the task with quality and quantity." ”
"Good." Lennifu nodded.
"In that case, let's go through the big picture of the report first.
If something goes wrong, I'll give you a heads-up in advance.
lest when you formally submit the report, the leader will not be able to pass it and make you make a fool of yourself.
This is also out of my love for you, you must understand. ”
"Understood, understood, I understood." Hu Qiang smiled, "Thank you Lanny for your concern." ”
Lanniefu smiled slightly: "In that case, what about the report?" Bring it, it won't be written yet, right? ”
"How so." Hu Qiang hurriedly said, "Everyone has written a report, it's all outside, you wait a minute, I'll go out and have a look." ”
After speaking, Hu Qiang walked out of the manager's room and found that there was no one outside.
Seeing this situation, Hu Qiang complained in his heart:
Damn,I don't usually see so active after work.,There's always a little white left.,Ajie or something.,I didn't expect three newcomers to come today.,But one by one they ran faster than a rabbit.,Do you want to do this!
After shaking his head, Hu Qiang hurriedly came to Pang Xiaobai's table, searched for a long time, and finally found a white paper with the words "experience report" written on it.
"Yes, that's the experience report."
Picking it up and opening it, Hu Qiang frowned and said, "Pay me back my annual leave!"
I knew that summoning an incentivist would consume annual leave, so I wouldn't have been in this troubled water!
Moreover, the probability of summoning the designated motivator is lower than drawing the SSR, so it is recommended to announce the chance of card drawing! ”
Lannie Fu suddenly appeared behind Hu Qiang and smiled: "It's an experience report, right?" What is written? ”
Hu Qiang hurriedly put it away: "Eh, Xiaobai has written too much copywriting recently, and his thinking is a little exhausted, and the writing is relatively poor, let's take a look at the next one." ”
Immediately ran to Su Kejie's desk and picked up his experience report.
"Pang Xiaobai was fooled?"
When I opened it again, I found that it was full of four-panel comics drawn by Su Kejie.
Su Kejie used the form of cartoons to vividly explain how Pang Xiaobai was cheated of all his annual leave by Staring Le.
"Scarred Le cheated out of all my roommate's annual leave like this?"
As soon as he read this, Lenny reappeared, looked at the cartoon on it, and said calmly: "It took a whole day to draw such a mentally handicapped thing?"
He is stupid himself, and you are stupid too?
How did you become a leader?
Don't expect you to make an earth-shattering case!
Wouldn't there even be basic oversight?
This will not be, what use do you want? ”
Hu Qiang closed Applejack's sketchbook: "It's okay, let's take a look at the others." ”
Soon, Hu Qiang came to Ouyang Mofei's table and pulled out an experience report from a staring with a banana peel on his head.
"The Effect of Stalking on the Motivation of Male Employees?"
As soon as he heard this, Lenny appeared beside Hu Qiang again: "Well, this topic is a bit interesting, there should be some content, keep reading!" ”
Hu Qiang then continued:
"After a male employee tries to stalk, the response time of work emails can be shortened to three minutes.
But I think that if you use a long-legged tender mold to send them a letter directly.
The response time can be reduced to three seconds.
Helps everyone to compete for the fastest man? ”
Lannifu stared at Hu Qiang with a smile on his face and didn't say a word.
Hu Qiang threw Ouyang Mofei's report: "Don't be afraid, let's take a look at Secretary Jin!" ”
came to Jin Ruoyu's desk and picked up her experience report.
"Ah, Starter, you are a beacon of light, illuminating my dim workplace......"
"Enough!" Lenny suddenly said, "Don't read it. ”
"Why don't you read it?" Hu Qiang said, "Secretary Jin wrote very well, huh?" ”
Lanny Fu said: "She copied the template on the Internet, or the kind of bargain that is nine yuan nine, and I search a lot on the Internet, you don't believe it."
Of course, plagiarism is not an abomination.
What's damn is that this Secretary Kim, she didn't change a word?
If you hand in such an experience report, are you really an idiot who doesn't go online? ”
Hu Qiang laughed dryly: "That's the case, I'm sorry, Lanny, I, I ......"
"Alas!" Lenny Fu sighed, "Johnny, you've really disappointed me! You may not be ready, I ......"
"That's it!" Hu Qiang waved his hand, "Needless to say, I understand!" ”
Immediately afterwards, Hu Qiang threw Secretary Jin's report: "In this way, after going to work tomorrow, I will urge them to come up with a reliable report, this is always okay, right?" ”
Lannifu shook his head: "What are you waiting for tomorrow?" If you are not serious today, how can you be serious tomorrow?
As a leader, you have to give them a disadvantage now, otherwise they won't be afraid of you, they will only continue to fool you! Playing with you! ”
"Just play around, they're not that kind of people." Hu Qiang frowned, "And get off the horse, what is the horse?" ”
"It's very simple, call them now, urge them, and let them come back to write a report, or write a report at home!" ”
"It's not appropriate, is it?" Hu Qiang said, "Everyone is off work, it's all time off, call them at this time and ask them to come back to work or work from home, is this too much?" ”
Lannifu shook his head, did not answer Hu Qiang's question, but directly turned his head to Stare Le and said:
"Staring at Le, set a reminder for Manager Hu, so that he remembers to call his subordinates and check the work of his subordinates!
Remember, remind every two minutes, and the reminder won't go away until he's done calling all his subordinates! ”
Staring Le immediately said: "The order has been received, the reminder has been set!" ”
"Good!" Lennifu nodded.
Immediately afterwards, Lannifu smiled at Hu Qiang:
"Go ahead, let them feel your hot dismount!
With this time, they won't dare to fool you casually in the future!
Johnny, I'm doing this for your good! ”
After saying this, Lannifu disappeared in front of Hu Qiang's eyes.