068 Come, if it's a man, drink one!
Facts have proved that in this kind of banquet where many people have a meal, drinking and not drinking are completely two worlds, or completely two kinds of people.
Especially when most of the people in this banquet are colleagues at the same level, but there is an extra boss, it is even more clear.
As a result, everyone who drinks is you and me, staggering, shouting loudly and happily.
Only Hu Qiang, who is a manager but insists on drinking yogurt, sits alone and sipps alone, which can be regarded as self-enjoyment.
Suddenly, Ouyang Mofei Duang put a glass in front of Hu Qiang, and then directly poured a glass of liquor.
After that, Ouyang Mofei picked up the liquor and stretched out his hand: "Come, Lao Hu, do one!" ”
Hu Qiang frowned: "I'll forget it, didn't I say it before, contemptible people are not good at drinking." “
Ouyang Mofei stood up suddenly, then raised his thigh, and directly stepped on the stool where Hu Qiang was sitting, and Hu Qiang, who was frightened, quickly spread his legs, allowing Ouyang Mofei to smoothly step on the stool between Hu Qiang's legs.
Before Hu Qiang could speak, Ouyang Mofei, who stepped on Hu Qiang's legs, steadily picked up the glass of wine, sent it to Hu Qiang, lowered his head and squinted his eyes and smiled:
"Lao Hu, it's rare for everyone to get together, we all drink, and you drink milk alone, don't you feel embarrassed if you're so unsociable?"
"It's not embarrassing." Hu Qiang frowned and leaned back, "Okay, everyone is free." ”
Ouyang Mofei shook his head:
"Others can be free, but you can't, because you are the leader!
The leader is the leader.
When you bring everyone to dinner, you have to set an example!
You don't drink when everyone drinks, so unsociable, how can you mingle with your colleagues?
What do you make people think of you in the future? How to serve you?
Come, if it's a man, drink one!
Don't make me look down on you like a pseudo-girl! ”
Seeing that Hu Qiang was still unmoved, Ouyang Mofei smiled slightly, turned around and coaxed everyone:
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is the first time that Manager Hu has invited everyone to dinner since he came to the Ministry of Forced Affairs, and Manager Hu takes such care of everyone, should everyone give him a toast?"
"That's right!" Jin Ruoyu, whose cheeks were slightly red, was the first to stand up, picked up his wine glass and toasted with a smile, "Come, Manager Hu, among so many male leaders you have met, you are the male leader who has the most no frame and the least harassing female employees, I respect you!" Do it first! ”
After speaking, Jin Ruoyu was like a fool and drank the beer.
Pang Xiaobai, whose cheeks were a little red, also stood up and turned his head, holding a glass of beer and said to Hu Qiang:
"Manager Hu, to tell you the truth, you are the best one among so many managers I have met, to our subordinates, come, I also respect you! Do it first! ”
After speaking, Pang Xiaobai also drank his beer.
Su Kejie stood up with a red face, hiccuped first, and then picked up his cup of beer: "Manager Hu, I respect you, I will do it first!" ”
After speaking, Su Kejie was like a neck, and directly drank the small glass of beer.
Tang Haixing also stood up: "Come, respect my future right-hand man, I'll do it first!" ”
After speaking, Tang Haixing also took the initiative to finish his big glass of beer.
Sha Lele was the last to stand up, his face flushed, and he said to Hu Qiang with a beer cup in both hands:
"Manager Hu, without you, I can't enter the Ten Thousand Beasts smoothly, then my dream can't be realized, I, I also respect you! Oh, first, do it first! ”
After speaking, Sha Lele frowned, the same neck, Dong Dong Dong also dried the beer, and then turned the cup upside down, indicating that he had drunk it all.
Seeing that everyone was like this, Ouyang Mofei looked at Hu Qiang with a smile: "Old Hu, everyone is like this, you won't even give this face, right?" ”
Speaking of this, Ouyang Mofei gave the liquor in his hand again.
Seeing that the atmosphere was like this, Hu Qiang sighed secretly, and had no choice but to take the glass of liquor handed over by Ouyang Mofei:
"Okay, since everyone is so enthusiastic, I'll do it!
But Murphy, before that, can you take your foot away from me?
I can't stand up like this! ”
Ouyang Mofei was stunned for a moment, and then moved his thighs away with a smile.
Hu Qiang stood up with the wine, tilted his neck, and drank the glass of wine.
The spicy liquor immediately made Hu Qiang speechless.
As if seeing Hu Qiang's spicy eyebrows, Ouyang Mofei picked up a piece of fried tofu with chopsticks and sent it directly to Hu Qiang's mouth: "Come, open your mouth, eat some side dishes, and drink!" ”
Hu Qiang subconsciously opened his mouth, and then Ouyang Mofei immediately sent a piece of chopsticks to fry tofu.
When Hu Qiang couldn't help chewing, Ouyang Mofei smiled and said, "How is it, not bad, right?" ”
Hu Qiang nodded while eating: "Uh-huh, good, good, delicious!" It really works! ”
Ouyang Mofei laughed, and poured Hu Qiang a full glass of wine: "Come, have another glass of deep feelings!" ”
"Still want to drink?" Hu Qiang frowned, "Don't you, right?" ”
"How's that going to work?" Ouyang Mofei smiled and said, "As a leader, you have to drink at least three cups, right?" ”
"Yes!" Everyone said in unison.
Ouyang Mofei looked at Hu Qiang: "Look, this is everyone's voice, you won't let everyone down, right?" ”
Hu Qiang helped his glasses: "Okay, give up your life to accompany the gentleman today!" ”
After speaking, Hu Qiang took Ouyang Mofei's wine glass, and his neck was dry.
"Enough guys!" Ouyang Mofei gave a thumbs up to his right hand, and then poured the third cup full, "Come on, come on, one cup dry, two cups of toast, three cups to drink true feelings!" The third cup is also dry! ”
Hu Qiang took a breath of turbidity, took the glass of wine, and dried his neck again.
After that, Hu Qiang hurriedly waved his hand, pretending to be overwhelmed by alcohol: "No, no, no, I can't drink anymore, I can't drink anymore." ”
"How's that going to work?" Ouyang Mofei smiled, "I see that you drink a lot of alcohol, where is this?" ”
"Oh, auntie, spare me." Hu Qiang hurriedly said, "I really can't drink it, what is missing from me, what is it called?" What kind of enzyme, the one that specializes in breaking down alcohol? ”
"Alcohol dehydrogenase?" Ouyang Mofei smiled, "That's what you're talking about?" ”
"Yes, yes, yes!" Hu Qiang's right index finger connected, "Just this ethanol dehydrogenase, I just lack this thing, I can't drink more!" ”
Immediately afterwards, Hu Qiang said to everyone: "Oh, it's rare for everyone to be so happy, but happy is happy, let's not persuade the stinky problem of drinking wine, that's not good, it's not right!" ”
"Sort of." Jin Ruoyu smiled and said, "It seems that Manager Hu is really not good at wine, Mo Fei, if you want to say it, just spare him this time." ”
Ouyang Mofei squinted at Hu Qiang and smiled playfully: "Okay, I'll let you go this time!" ”
Immediately afterwards, Ouyang Mofei poured himself full of liquor and said to everyone: "Come on, come on, let's do one!" Cheers! ”
Everyone hurriedly poured wine, and then clinked glasses with Ouyang Mofei: "Cheers!" ”
As for Hu Qiang, he sat back in his chair and hurriedly began to eat.
Because he felt a little drunk.
It's not that Hu Qiang's alcohol consumption is so bad, it's that he drank too much just now, and he suddenly got a little upset.
So you need to eat something to cushion it.
As for Ouyang Mofei, after drinking this round, they all stopped their wine glasses and began to continue eating and chatting.
The so-called eating and drinking, you can't just eat and drink, you can't just drink and not eat, but you also have to talk while eating, this is a dinner.
Of course, the so-called chatting while eating is all about the nearest nonsense, such as where are you from, what hobbies do you usually have.
Especially Jin Ruoyu, Pang Xiaobai and Su Kejie are on one side, and they are all taking the initiative to be courteous to Jin Ruoyu.
Tang Haixing continued to talk about how he traveled thousands of miles from the divine capital to the magic capital through his own efforts, starting an inspirational story of aspiring young people looking for their father.
Hu Qiang wasn't really interested in any of this, so he thought about finishing his meal early and then finding an excuse to slip away.
He also thought that after this was over, he would go to a more reliable massage parlor and let a beautiful young lady pinch her feet and press it.
But who knows, Hu Qiang has tried his best to eat with vegetables in a low-key manner, pretending that he is very quiet, but Ouyang Mofei next to him did not really let him go.
In other words, from the beginning, Ouyang Mofei did not intend to let Hu Qiang go.