(Chapter 92)

Half an hour later, Su Kejie returned from the design department to the emergency department.

I went to make myself a cup of coffee before returning to my workstation with the coffee in my hand.

As soon as he sat down, Su Kejie asked to himself: "Lele, have you finished proofreading the text of the employee mental health manual?" Manager Hu urged me to finalize the draft. ”

After asking this sentence, when he heard no reply, Su Kejie looked at Sha Lele on the side.

As a result, he found that Sha Lele was holding a stack of manuscript paper in both hands and looking at it blankly, and he was cross-eyed.

Seeing this, Su Kejie blinked, and then asked steadily: "Lele?" Need help calling an ambulance? ”

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Sha Lele hurriedly returned to normal, then smiled, and said while rubbing his eyes:

"Hehehe, no, no, I'm afraid that there will be omissions in the right view, so I proofread it word by word from the back, maybe after looking at it for a long time, my eyes have changed a little.

Don't worry, I've seen mania and will be able to proofread it soon. ”

At this moment, there was a sudden sound of frantically tapping on the keyboard.

Sha Lele turned his head and saw that it was Ouyang Mofei who was frantically pressing the keyboard of a laptop on his desk.

"Ha, dare to be arrogant with the old lady?"

Speaking of this, Ouyang Mofei turned his head, picked up the big wrench next to him, and said to the black notebook with both hands: "Pretend with me, okay, I'll let you pretend!" ”

After speaking, Ouyang Mofei held a big wrench in both hands and smashed it towards the laptop.

While smashing, he said: "Let you pretend, let you pretend, let you not turn on, let you be serious!" ”

Sha Lele was stunned, frowned and asked, "Could it be that you are repairing a computer?" Feel like there's something in the words? ”

Immediately afterwards, Sha Lele smiled: "But, it's really cool!" ”

Ouyang Mofei stopped, turned his head to Sha Lele and said steadily: "Don't call me big, call me Master Lu, or call me my position computer housekeeper, or call me code name 360." ”

Speaking of this, Ouyang Mofei looked at the laptop again, and continued to pick up the wrench to smash the computer, while saying steadily: "In short, I am a tool person who integrates virus detection, system reinstallation, and file recovery!" ”

After saying this, Ouyang Mofei smiled slightly, and then pressed the power start button again.

This time, the laptop that never turned on actually magically turned on.

"That's it!" Ouyang Mofei shrugged at Sha Lele.

"That's amazing!" Sha Lele laughed and said, "That's cool! ”

"Tool man? That's also more high-end than me. Su Kejie turned around and said, "I'm in other people's mouths, it's a personal meat retouching tool, much lower than you." ”

Sha Lele hurriedly comforted Su Kejie: "Teacher Ajie, don't be discouraged, in my mind, you are the best P picture teacher, no, designer!" ”

Su Kejie glanced at Sha Lele steadily: "Okay, don't say it, I have good intentions." ”

Ouyang Mofei looked at the screen of the laptop at this time and said, "Wow, how many strange websites has Lisa's nephew been on and can get so many viruses?" Where is this hard drive? It's clearly a jar for raising Gu! ”

Su Kejie shook his head: "Hey, young people nowadays are too impure.

Think about us before, green was really just one color; Hehe, it really represents happiness; Didi is just a voice, Tintin ......"

Speaking of this, Su Kejie turned his head to look at Sha Lele, who was staring at him, and then said calmly: "Ding Ding is just a cartoon character. ”

Sha Lele blinked, then put down the manuscript and looked at Ouyang Mofei: "Isn't it great, since there are so many viruses, then you can just format it, and then reinstall the system, in this way, won't the virus disappear without a trace?" ”

Ouyang Mofei said lazily: "Do you think I don't want to?" The problem is that there are still homework and materials for the little guy in it, and Lisa wants me to rescue valuable things, how can it be considered valuable? Like this text? ”

Speaking of this, Ouyang Mofei looked at one of the letters and said angrily: "A battle letter to Xiaohua!" ”

After reading this sentence, Ouyang Mofei returned to his normal voice and looked at Sha Lele speechlessly: "Do you think this is valuable?" ”

Before Sha Lele could speak, Su Kejie replied first: "What are you complaining about, this is a good errand."

This not only gives you a valuable opportunity to get to know the post-zero, but most importantly, this is a private task given to you by Lisa, and there are no specific requirements, you can grind for as long as you want, and no one will urge you to finish it quickly! ”

"That's just as well." Ouyang Mofei nodded, and began to operate Lisa's nephew's computer again, browsing and rescuing the so-called valid information.

Sha Lele blinked, and suddenly said: "By the way, speaking of which, Teacher Xiaobai has been gone for a long time, and he was scolded like that, if he comes back, should we comfort him?" ”

"No!" Su Kejie said, "Xiaobai is not only a professional joker, but also a permanent director of the Late Sleep Association!" ”

"The strongest king who stays up late to write!" Ouyang Mofei answered.

"Scold the spokesperson of the healthier brand!" Su Kejie continued, "Isn't it just that I was dissed for seventy-two hours? It's okay, he frowned, I'll gnaw my computer into a circle! ”

As soon as Su Kejie finished saying this, he saw Pang Xiaobai walking in with a sad face.

Seeing his uncomfortable appearance of being hit and giving up on himself, Su Kejie was directly stunned.

Pang Xiaobai looked at Su Kejie with a bitter face, then silently pulled away the chair on the side, climbed directly under the table and curled up in a ball.

Seeing this situation, Sha Lele hurriedly put down the manuscript, walked over gently and asked, "Teacher Xiaobai?" Are you alright, Mr. Bai? ”

Finding that Pang Xiaobai didn't reply, Sha Lele hurriedly squatted down and smiled at Pang Xiaobai under the table: "Teacher Xiaobai, are you tired from work?" Would you like us to tell you a joke to refresh yourself? ”

Pang Xiaobai still didn't speak, ignoring Sha Lele.

Su Kejie frowned only, and then said: "Why does my country drive on the right instead of the left?" ”

"yes, why?" Sha Lele hurriedly held it.

Su Kejie continued to say expressionlessly: "Because God bless you can't protect the left." ”

Sha Lele, who was smiling all over his face, was stunned for a moment, obviously frozen by this unfunny cold joke.

Sha Lele didn't laugh, let alone Pang Xiaobai.

As if realizing that the joke he had just told was useless, Su Kejie said again:

"Lao Hu once went to ride a roller coaster, everyone screamed, and when he got out of the car, there was a lump of chewing gum in his mouth.

Lao Hu had 10,000 question marks floating in his heart at that time, he pulled out the piece of chewing gum, and said with a puzzled face, this is not my Yida! ”

"Hahaha, hahahaha!" Sha Lele's laughter trembled this time.

It's a pity to look at Pang Xiaobai, but the other party didn't smile at all, but picked up his sweatshirt and hat and put it directly on his head, which was even more self-contained.

Su Kejie blinked: "The finale is coming!"

One night I was sick and working overtime, tired and sad.

Then, late that night, I suddenly had an epiphany, and realized that my body was the capital of the revolution, and I must protect myself. ”

Sha Lele said: "So you don't work overtime anymore and go home to rest?" ”

"No!" Su Kejie said, "I took out the marker and thickened my lifeline, this is, my life is up to me!" Ha! Ha! Ha! ”

"Huh?" Sha Lele frowned, obviously not knowing what to do with this heel.

As a result, Pang Xiaobai lowered his head, tightened the hat rope, and became even more depressed.

Seeing this, Ouyang Mofei said lazily: "Hey, he has been scolded for seventy-two hours in a row, do you think these unfunny jokes can make him happy?" Please, put yourself in his shoes, okay? ”

"Put yourself in their shoes?" Pang Xiaobai suddenly said, "Beasts! ”

"Don't do that!" "Don't say you're useless. ”

"Good for nothing?" Pang Xiaobai said, "Beasts! ”

Sha Lele also said anxiously: "Teacher Xiaobai, don't be like this, it's not a beast, it's a desperate place to survive!" ”

"Desperate?" Pang Xiaobai grabbed his head with both hands, "A beast!" Yes! ”

Speaking of this, Pang Xiaobai began to hug his head and wail.

"That's it!" Ouyang Mofei couldn't stand it anymore, and slapped the table.

"Applejack, Lele, don't talk, let him stay there alone for a while, you're only going to get more and more messy!"

As soon as Ouyang Mofei said this, Sha Lele returned to his workstation to read the manuscript, and Su Kejie also started the P picture again.

Only Pang Xiaobai was still hiding under the table and shivering.