094 It's too wrong, it's too serious!
"Oops, I'm dead again, this post-apocalyptic game is really sad."
After watching the game character he controlled in his mobile game being bitten to death by a zombie dog, Hu Qiang was depressed for a while.
He's only recently started playing this kind of post-apocalyptic mobile game.
Compared to Genshin Impact, this kind of game has a simpler gameplay, but it is quite time-killing and more addictive.
Anyway, it's pretty good to pass the time.
It's a pity that Hu Qiang's game level is just like that, although it can't be said to be a very good thing, but it definitely has nothing to do with the masters.
Fortunately, Hu Qiang doesn't play games to play professional games, he just uses them to kill time, so it doesn't matter how high or low the level is, just have fun.
But in this world, there are really too many fun games, pick slowly, there is always a suitable one for you.
Just when Hu Qiang picked up the cup and took a sip of wolfberry tea, ready to rest and fight again, there was a sudden knock on the door.
As soon as he heard the knock on the door, Hu Qiang hurriedly turned off his mobile phone and took off the Bluetooth headset.
After doing this, he opened his office laptop, made a working appearance and said, "Come in!" ”
After Hu Qiang said this, the door was opened, and Su Kejie's figure was revealed.
"Manager Hu, are you free now?"
"Oh, Applejack." Hu Qiang raised his head with a smile, "Free, do you have something?" ”
Su Kejie nodded.
"Then come in." Hu Qiang nodded.
Su Kejie walked in with a bound book and sat on the chair opposite Hu Qiang.
After sitting in the chair, Su Kejie looked down at the cylindrical thermos cup placed in the middle of the table, and then moved the cup away.
"Manager Hu, Xiaobai, he's not quite right."
Hu Qiang raised his eyebrows, and silently moved his thermos cup back to its original place: "What's wrong with him?" ”
Su Kejie glanced at the thermos cup again: "He...... When I came back, I looked very depressed, and I had been huddled under my desk for most of the day, like a ball, and I didn't come out.
And then I you know, when I see the round, I get upset! ”
Speaking of this, Su Kejie removed the thermos cup full of wolfberries again.
Hu Qiang also glanced at the thermos cup that had been removed, and then said to Su Kejie: "Oh, Xiaobai is such a big person, he wants to shrink into a square, and the conditions are not allowed?"
Besides, he's a gentleman, and this gentleman is a bit of a quirk.
Have you forgotten when I first came to the Ministry of Forced Affairs, he hid in a cardboard box and thought about something?
Let me say that he is not necessarily depressed when he retreats under the table this time, but may be looking for inspiration, so don't bother him. ”
Speaking of this, Hu Qiang moved the thermos cup back to its original place.
Su Kejie couldn't help staring at the thermos cup again, then looked up at Hu Qiang and said: "Xiaobai will only find a place to curl up when the pressure is bursting, but I have never seen him curl up for so long, it is very likely that he was scolded too hard this time, too hurt his self-esteem, and broke through his psychological defense!" ”
Speaking of this, Su Kejie moved the thermos cup again, but this time, Su Kejie did not let go.
Hu Qiang narrowed his eyes and said, "Talking is talking, can you let go of my thermos cup!" ”
Speaking of this, Hu Qiang patted Su Kejie's hand and slapped his hand away.
After slapping Su Kejie's hand away, Hu Qiang put away the thermos cup and put it on the other side.
When Hu Qiang turned around, Su Kejie said, "Manager Hu, didn't you ask me to design a mental health manual for employees?" ”
"That's right." Hu Qiang nodded, "By the way, it's been so many days, how is the mental health manual doing?" ”
"It's basically done, and it's time for the finishing stages." Sukejie said.
"That's good, that's good." Hu Qiang smiled and nodded.
Su Kejie said: "This, I also learned a lot of knowledge when I was working on this employee mental health manual, and then, I feel that Xiaobai's current situation is very similar to depression!" ”
Hu Qiangyi frowned: "Depression? Is it that exaggerated? ”
Su Kejie said: "Xiaobai is depressed now and has no interest in anything, which is very consistent with the condition of depression. ”
Hu Qiang said: "Is it that serious? Could it be that you are thinking about it? ”
Su Kejie took out the first draft of his employee mental health manual and handed it to Hu Qiang: "If you don't believe it, take a look for yourself and see if Xiaobai's current situation is very consistent with the depression mentioned in it." ”
"Huh? Bound into a book? Hu Qiang took it with a smile, "Then I have to take a good look." ”
Twenty minutes later, Su Kejie cautiously asked Hu Qiang, who had been reading the employee mental health handbook: "Manager Hu, have you finished reading it?" Do you think something is wrong with Xiaobai's situation? ”
"It's wrong, it's serious!" Hu Qiang, who was reading the manual, nodded.
Su Kejie said: "You also think Xiaobai's situation is very serious, right? ”
Hu Qiang nodded and put down the manual directly: "No, it's not just Xiaobai, I think most of the employees in our Forced Affairs Department have very serious psychological problems!" ”
Speaking of this, Hu Qiang pointed to a line in the manual and said: "Let's talk about Ouyang Mofei first, you see, she never speaks well, has violent tendencies, and especially likes to play tricks on others, which is completely in line with a psychological illness above."
According to the above, this is a typical manifestation of social phobia! ”
Su Kejie blinked: "So, Mo Fei scolds us all day long, in fact, he is ...... Afraid of us? ”
"Hmm!" Hu Qiang and Su Kejie nodded at the same time, feeling a sense of sympathy.
Hu Qiang said again: "Besides, you are addicted to cubes, and you are in the advanced stage of cancer, which is a typical obsessive-compulsive disorder!"
As for Tang Haixing, needless to say, it's a proper paranoia!
You know what his favorite movie is when he told me? It's actually a little ......."
"Little tadpole looking for daddy!" Sukejie said.
"No, it's a clown!" Hu Qiang shook his head, "This product actually told me that he thinks "Joker" is a story about finding his father, the first half is a classic, and the second half is deliberately written as a tragedy in order to please Douban."
It was because of the deliberate tragedy that the clown and his father could not recognize each other, and he was very disappointed.
So, he is actually rewriting the Joker's script, with the goal of making the Joker and Batman cousins, forming Brothers, and guarding Gotham City together. ”
Su Kejie blinked and said steadily, "I kind of regret hearing this story. ”
"Who's to say it isn't?" Hu Qiang said, "When I heard this story, I also felt very sorry to hear it. ”
Su Kejie nodded: "What about Jin Ruoyu?" What's wrong with her? ”
Hu Qiang said: "Jin Ruo is stupid, she is obsessed with gossip all day long, loves vanity, has incorrect views, and has incomplete pronunciation, she should be the only two normal people in our Ministry of Urgency." ”
"The only two?" Su Kejie asked, "Who else is there?" Xiaosha? ”
"Another normal person, of course it's me!" Hu Qiang said, "The most normal person in our Ministry of Forced Affairs may be me, so I still need to ask." ”
"The Evil God"
Su Kejie raised his eyebrows, and did not continue to argue with Hu Qiang, but said: "That Sha Lele, it should be quite normal, right?" ”
"Sha Lele." Hu Qiang thought for a while, "At first glance, it looks quite normal, but if you think about it carefully, do you think she is really normal?" ”
"She, what's wrong?" Su Kejie asked.
"I can't tell." Hu Qiang shook his head, "But I always feel that Lele is a little wrong."
Do you think, how can a normal person be as stupid as Sha Lele all day long, and completely believe in everyone without defense?
It's nice to say, she's a young girl who is easy to believe in people, and if she doesn't sound good, she's a stupid person!
But her academic background and work ability are very strong, observant, and outstanding, which is in stark contrast to her swaggering appearance.
Such a person, can you say that she is normal? ”
"Is this?" Su Kejie blinked, "Do you want to say that Sha Lele has actually been disguising herself, pretending that she is being arrogant, but in fact, she is a two-faced person with a split personality?" ”
"Not necessarily." Hu Qiang said, "Maybe I'm thinking too much, maybe Lele is that character, it's normal." ”
As soon as he said this, Hu Qiang's mobile phone rang, and when he saw the call, it was Lisa's phone.
Waving his hand at Su Kejie, Su Kejie stood up: "Since you are busy, I won't bother you, Manager Hu." ”
Hu Qiang nodded.
After Su Kejie left, Hu Qiang picked up the phone: "Hey, Lisa?" ”
"Johnny, how's your health?" Lisa asked in an indifferent tone.
"I found someone to massage it, and I rested for a while, and now it's much better, thank you for the leader's concern." Hu Qiang hurriedly smiled.
"That's good." Lisa said, "Since you're fine, come to my office and tell you something." ”
"Yes, understood!" Hu Qiang nodded, "I'll come now!" ”