105 This is the legendary forehead-tearing father?
Listening to what Pang Xiaobai said, everyone was speechless for a while.
Then Jin Ruoyu squinted his eyes and said, "Why, do you think that this autobiography has a strong literary atmosphere of the stall?" Are you sure this is the chairman's autobiography? ”
Tang Haixing explained: "The chairman is just an analogy, which means that we can learn to adapt to the situation and then resolve the crisis. ”
Speaking of this, Tang Haixing looked at Pang Xiaobai and said, "I know, you must have read the chairman's autobiography before, otherwise you wouldn't know so clearly!" ”
Pang Xiaobai said: "Where do I have the spare time to watch this, I really just finished reading it." ”
"Impossible, absolutely impossible!" Tang Haixing shook his head.
"Really." Pang Xiaobai said, "I really just finished it." ”
"Don't make any noise!" Hu Qiang immediately said, "Since I've finished reading it, I'll change it again." ”
After speaking, Hu Qiang looked back and found that almost all of them were autobiographies of the chairman.
In the blink of an eye, I finally saw a relatively thin book, not the chairman's autobiography.
So Hu Qiang hurriedly pulled out the book and handed it to Pang Xiaobai: "Come, keep reading, continue to cool down, go." ”
Pang Xiaobai took the book, flipped through it casually, and then handed it to Hu Qiang: "I've finished reading it." ”
Hu Qiang was stunned: "After reading it?" So fast? ”
Pang Xiaobai nodded: "Really." ”
Jin Ruoyu said beside him: "This was originally written by Tang Haixing himself, Xiaobai must have seen it before." ”
After speaking, Jin Ruoyu turned his head and asked Pang Xiaobai: "What is written in it, you can tell me." ”
Pang Xiaobai made a shuddering motion: "It's a little disgusting, I don't want to recall." ”
Hu Qiang raised his eyebrows: "What is probably written, let's talk about it, it will be regarded as an exam." Otherwise, how can you convince me that you really finished reading it? ”
Pang Xiaobai said: "It says inside, Tang Haixing and Batman drip, drip, drip......"
"Recognize relatives with blood!" Jin Ruoyu said.
"Didi took a taxi to work." Pang Xiaobai corrected.
After shocking Jin Ruoyu, Pang Xiaobai continued: "It says that Tang Haixing annexed the Wayne Group on behalf of the Ten Thousand Beasts, and Batman admits that Tang Haixing is a brother, brother, brother......"
"Admit that Tang Haixing is my brother?" Hu Qiang answered.
Pang Xiaobai shook his head: "Recognize Tang Haixing as the guardian of Gotham City." Tang Haixing became a big star, and Batman has since retreated into the background and no longer appears in public, because, because of ......"
"Hungry knows!" Jin Ruoyu said, "Because Batman went to be the secretary of Big Starman." ”
"Because bats are unhygienic." Pang Xiaobai looked at Jin Ruoyu.
Everyone was stunned, and then Hu Qiang immediately turned his head and pinched his waist: "Okay, it's really a little disgusting, I kind of regret hearing this story." ”
"That's amazing!" Tang Haixing said suddenly, "When Xiaobai was excited, he actually unlocked the function of the human flesh scanner?" What a surprise! ”
Jin Ruoyu followed: "So, his brain is spinning too fast, and his mouth can't keep up with his brain, no wonder he stutters." ”
"Not necessarily." Hu Qiang frowned and said, "Maybe he really read it before, so he shouldn't try another one." ”
After speaking, Hu Qiang turned his head to look at the bookshelf and found that they were all exactly the same, either the chairman's autobiography or the one written by Tang Haixing himself.
"Why don't you have any other books? It's all the chairman's autobiography, and the one you wrote yourself? He's seen it all, how can it keep cooling? ”
Speaking of this, Hu Qiang said to Tang Haixing: "In this way, Starfish, you go and get some newspapers and magazines, preferably the unpopular kind, let Xiaobai read it." ”
"Okay, I'll go!" Tang Haixing nodded.
But just as Tang Haixing was about to leave, he suddenly heard a tearing sound.
turned his head and found that the fat boy was tearing up a book with a smile, and it was the book "Tang Haixing and Batman" written by Tang Haixing himself.
Finding that everyone was looking at themselves, Pang Xiaobai smiled slightly: "I think this voice is so healing, and it makes people feel so calm." ”
"The Great Age of Genes"
"Don't!" Tang Haixing hurriedly said, "You like to tear, I'll go outside and get some printing paper to tear, don't tear the book!" ”
"No!" Pang Xiaobai waved his hand, "After the printing paper is torn, there is nothing, and the book is torn, and the air is full of stories and truths!" ”
Speaking of this, Pang Xiaobai tore the book in half, and Tang Haixing, who read it, felt distressed for a while.
After tearing up "Tang Haixing and Batman", Pang Xiaobai turned around and went to get another copy of the chairman's autobiography.
"Don't!" Tang Haixing hurriedly shouted, "Don't move the director is in his autobiography!" The one you took was a collector's edition, so you can't move it! ”
After shouting, Tang Haixing went to chase Pang Xiaobai to stop him from tearing up the book.
Pang Xiaobai immediately ran to the side, tearing up the book and hiding from Tang Haixing.
Finding that he couldn't catch up with Pang Xiaobai, Tang Haixing shouted anxiously: "Manager Hu, you are commenting quickly, he is tearing my father!" ”
"Oh, I see." Jin Ruoyu is afraid that the world will not be chaotic, "This is the legendary forehead tearing your father?" ”
"Oh, Secretary Kim, don't add fuel to the fire." Hu Qiang glanced at Jin Ruoyu helplessly, "This is not messy enough?" ”
"Don't come here!" Pang Xiaobai had a copy of the chairman's autobiography in one hand, looked at Tang Haixing, who was about to cry, and said, "Which one do you prefer, the left and the right?" ”
Tang Haixing swallowed his saliva, and then pointed to the book in Pang Xiaobai's left hand.
As a result, Pang Xiaobai immediately threw away the book in his left hand and began to tear up the book in his right hand.
This time, Tang Haixing immediately broke the defense and cried: "Don't, don't tear my father!" Ah, Pang Xiaobai, you tore my father, I fought with you! ”
After speaking, Tang Haixing chased after Pang Xiaobai like him, who knew that although Pang Xiaobai was a fat man, he was far more flexible than Tang Haixing, running left and jumping right, Tang Haixing couldn't catch him.
Suddenly, Pang Xiaobai once again held a book in his hand and asked Tang Haixing: "Wait, choose now, which one do you like?" ”
Tang Haixing swallowed his saliva: "I...... I like both. ”
"Impossible!" Pang Xiaobai immediately said, "Those stupid birds in the brand department will definitely say that they use the first version!" ”
After speaking, Pang Xiaobai began to tear the book again, and Tang Haixing, who was watching, broke the defense again and chased after him crying.
The two sides are like this, you chase after me, I escape, you chase after me, I run out again.
Seeing that the two sides were endless, Jin Ruoyu watched with relish on the side, and said a few words from time to time to add oil and vinegar, which made Hu Qiang really annoyed.
Of course, if you watch the play on the side like Jin Ruoyu, it's fine.
The main problem is that Pang Xiaobai and Tang Haixing always treat Hu Qiang as a pillar and run around Hu Qiang, can this not annoy Hu Qiang?
"Enough!" Hu Qiangmeng drank, "Have you made enough trouble?" ”
was reprimanded so loudly by Hu Qiang, and the two of them stopped the drama of you chasing me and driving people around.
looked at Tang Haixing, who was kneeling and crying while holding the torn chairman's autobiography.
looked at Pang Xiaobai who was standing aside and bowing his head silently.
Hu Qiang shook his head: "Don't make trouble, Xiaobai, follow me." ”
"Are you going to Ada?" Jin Ruoyu hurriedly asked.
"A doctor, of course!" Hu Qiang helped his glasses, "It's better to find a professional person to do this kind of thing, and it's not a way for us to toss around." ”
Speaking of this, Hu Qiang glared at Pang Xiaobai: "Why are you stunned?" Hurry up and follow me to the hospital! That's an order! ”