"In short, this is the case, the situation is the case, do you have the confidence to do a good job?"

After Hu Qiang finished shouting, he found that everyone in the Ministry of Urgency should do something, and no one responded to him.

It seemed that seeing Hu Qiang a little embarrassed, Sha Lele suddenly raised his hand and shouted: "Have confidence!" ”

After looking at Sha Lele, Hu Qiang looked at the other people who should be doing something, and then sighed.

"Ladies and gentlemen, Director Wan said, the average performance of the company is here." Hu Qiang pointed to his nose.

Immediately afterwards, Hu Qiang pointed to his mouth again: "And what about our department, the average performance is here!" ”

Seeing this situation, Sha Lele immediately said: "It's not much worse." ”

Hu Qiang looked at Sha Lele: "Can you lick the tip of your nose with your tongue?" ”

When Sha Lele heard this, he decisively stuck out his tongue and tried to lick the tip of his nose, but it obviously didn't work.

Seeing Sha Lele's stupid appearance, Hu Qiang shook his head:

"You see, the performance gap between us and others is so unattainable.

Low performance means less bonus, less bonus means less income, and less income of course means that our quality of life will deteriorate.

Only by completing these three tasks and completing these three performance appraisals can we return to the average line and then get the average performance bonus.

Comrades, this is performance, a bonus, and money.

Don't forget, our beasts pay attention to performance as the king, the basic salary is not high, and a large part of the income depends on performance bonuses.

This month is coming to an end, and you don't want to pay a big chunk less performance bonus than others, right? ”

As soon as he said this, Tang Haixing, who had a stained face, suddenly walked in from outside.

At this moment, Tang Haixing was not only dirty, but also exuded a strong smell of chicken manure.

"Guys, I'm here!"

"Hmm!" Jin Ruoyu was the first to block his nose and frowned and smiled, "Stinky brother, you are quite manly." ”

Tang Haixing said: "In order to support the chairman's Sahara tree planting plan, I went to help move fertilizer early in the morning, which is why it was done like this." ”

Su Kejie said expressionlessly: "Obviously, he was pulled into a strong ding, and he insisted that he would help, and his son was really hammered." ”

Tang Haixing smiled slightly: "By the way, you all know, the chairman is here!" ”

"I already knew it." Jin Ruoyu blocked his nose with a notebook and said, "As soon as the chairman came, the group had already been informed, who didn't know." ”

"Have you read the chairman's new poem?"

Speaking of this, Tang Haixing narrowed his eyes, raised his right hand and said: "The chairman's poem is full of pride, and the style is like mine, I can't help but leave a comment below, Dad is so handsome!" ”

Ouyang Mofei, who was typing on the computer, couldn't help but laugh and said: "The length of the comment is actually several times that of others, and my son is really hammered plus one!" ”

At this moment, the staring eyes on the side suddenly lit up and said: "Fight for performance, all beasts are calling, ten thousand beasts aerobics, start now!" ”

"Becoming an Immortal"

Hu Qiang was stunned: "You're going to dance so soon?" ”

While listening to this voice, lines of task subtitles appeared in front of Hu Qiang's eyes:

[You have triggered a new mission, Jump!] 】

[Lead all the staff of the Ministry of Emergency Affairs to complete the health exercise of ten thousand beasts with quality and quantity. 】

[After completing the task, a reward of 10,000 yuan will be awarded.] 】

Seeing this task, Hu Qiang's eyes lit up.

Just take everyone to dance, and there will be a prize of 10,000 yuan?

Although 10,000 yuan is not much, it is not a hassle to jump.

Must pick up! Gotta do it!

Thinking of this, Hu Qiang hurriedly said: "Oh, everyone, it's time to start dancing, everyone come over and dance together!" ”

Su Kejie said: "I have a lot of pictures to P, so I won't jump." ”

"Don't do that." Hu Qiang said, "P has been for so long, it's good to get up and move." ”

However, no matter what Hu Qiang said, except for Sha Lele who was prepared, everyone else was indifferent.

Just when Hu Qiang was about to persuade again, Staring Le suddenly said: "My motion sensor will save the exercise data for you, please do the exercise as soon as possible!" ”

As soon as he heard this, Pang Xiaobai snorted coldly: "The strength of back exercise is back to the pot, the neck exercise shrinks the head and shrinks the brain, and the aerobic breathing swallows the breath, isn't the amount of exercise we exercise every day enough?" ”

"That's it!" Su Kejie answered, "I watch ten-minute fitness videos every day, and it's been more than half a year, and I haven't seen my body get better, so these are useless at all." ”

Staring at this time, he said: "If you are absent from the exercise, you will deduct your performance as appropriate." ”

As soon as they heard this, except for Ouyang Mofei, everyone quickly left their original seats and stood in a row together.

At this time, he said: "In order to emphasize the spirit of teamwork, if there is one person in the department who does not do the operation, it will be regarded as unqualified, and the performance will be deducted as appropriate." ”

As soon as they heard this, everyone invariably looked at Ouyang Mofei, who was still sitting on the keyboard, and then looked at Hu Qiang together.

Hu Qiang blinked, hurriedly ran behind Ouyang Mofei, quickly closed Ouyang Mofei's laptop, and helped Ouyang Mofei again, forcibly pushed her into the team, and stood beside him.

At this time, Staring at Le said: "Ten Thousand Beasts Aerobics, start now!" ”

"In the first quarter, gallop the horse!"

Immediately afterwards, Staring Le projected a cartoon character doing exercises above his head, which is convenient for everyone to have a reference and jump while learning.

Not only that, but there are also avatars of all people on the holographic projection, and each avatar has its own name and the completion of the jump.

Obviously, if the degree of completion is not enough, the performance will be deducted.

In other words, if the jumping exercise is not serious enough and the action is not in place, it will be regarded as unqualified and will be deducted from performance.

"One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight."

"Two-two-three-four, five-six-seven-eight."

……

Everyone watched the holographic video like this, listened to the instructions, and followed along.

It seemed that Ajie's completion was too low, and Hu Qiang hurriedly said, "Ajie, cheer up, move more standardly!" ”

"I'm already pretty standard." Sukejie said.

"Then be more standard! Move a little bigger! Hu Qiang said, "You just imagine yourself as Don Quixote, riding on a war horse and challenging a windmill!" ”

Su Kejie said while doing the exercise: "How can I have the time to fight the windmill, there are hundreds of photos of executives on the company's website waiting for me to deal with."

This one wants to whiten teeth, and that one wants to increase hair volume, what is this for? Collective debut? ”

"That's right, Mr. Applejack." Sha Lele slapped his ass and said, "Don't forget, the head of the legal department requires you to fix unimportant wrinkles and make yourself look younger and more capable, don't forget!" ”

Su Kejie said while doing the exercises: "You asked him to tell me which wrinkle doesn't matter?" Did you get the rice grains? ”

"I really don't know." Sha Lele said.

Hu Qiang said: "Oh, Ajie, do it seriously, why are you talking about this?" Why bother? If you have any questions, ask the head of the legal department directly. ”

"How dare I ask the head of the legal department." "What if he gets angry and thinks I'm humiliating him and complains about me?" That's to deduct performance! ”

As soon as Su Kejie finished saying that, Staring Le suddenly said: "In the second section, the kitten licks its paws!" ”

As soon as they heard Staring Le say this, everyone hurriedly followed the action of licking the claws of the kitten.

"One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight."

"Two-two-three-four, five-six-seven-eight."

……

After everyone followed for a while, Pang Xiaobai couldn't help but twist his waist and shake his head while saying:

"It's only the second quarter, it's so magical, the next section, can I call in sick? It's a shame! ”

"Don't think about it!" Su Kejie, who had just finished a paw licking motion, said expressionlessly, "Have you finished making up the mottos of those executives?" What sick leave do you take before you finish making it up, and how many sick days do you have? Don't perform anymore? Don't want a bonus? ”

Ouyang Mofei couldn't help but say, "What are you big men talking about?" The web code of the group's official website is messy, full of bugs, am I crooked? That's it! ”

"I have a question." Su Kejie continued to learn how to lick the claws of cats and said, "Why did the chairman buy the desert in the Sahara? What's the point? ”

Jin Ruoyu said: "I heard that the chairman originally wanted to buy the ALS Desert, but his subordinates heard it wrong, and bought it into the Sahara Desert, and then since he has bought it, he can't return it, so he can only do this." ”

"That's what happened." Sukejie said.

"I have a question too." Hu Qiang said, "The chairman is good, why did you suddenly come to our third business group?" Or a surprise attack? ”

Jin Ruoyu said: "It's not because I bought the wrong Sahara Desert that the chairman has become a laughing stock among his peers, and the chairman is afraid of being laughed at, so he came here to avoid the limelight and be quiet and quiet." ”

"I see." Hu Qiang nodded, "What happened to the subordinate who bought the wrong desert?" ”

"What else." Jin Ruoyu said, "Of course I was fired immediately, this kind of subordinate who is more deaf than the chairman, is it still for the New Year?" ”

At this moment, Staring at Le said: "In the third section, the fish and water are deep!" ”

"One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight."

"Two-two-three-four, five-six-seven-eight."

……

"Oh no." Sha Lele frowned and said, "This section continues to turn in circles, I want to vomit a little." ”

Jin Ruoyu folded his hands together, twisted his waist and shook his head, "Don't dare to talk nonsense!"

It is said that people with underdeveloped cerebellum are generally not smart, and personnel have used this reason to lay off people! ”

"Huh?" Sha Lele was startled, "I know, vomit!" I, I can do it, gag! ”

"Hold back!" Jin Ruoyu said while jumping, "Don't spit it out, if you want to vomit, you will vomit again after jumping!" ”

"I know, Mr. Ruoyu." Sha Lele looked firm, "I can do it, I will definitely be able to hold it!" ”

Hu Qiang blinked, twisted his waist and swung his hips while changing the topic: "By the way, Mo Fei, you just said that the web code of the group's official website is a mess, so you are busy catching bugs and fixing error codes?" ”

Ouyang Mofei twisted his waist and swung his hips and said, "Why should I wipe my ass for the IT department?" I'm rewriting all the code and burying a few easter eggs in it to surprise the beginners! ”

"Surprise?" Hu Qiang was surprised, "What surprise?" ”

"Fourth Quarter! Even a worm will turn! Staring Le said suddenly.

"One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight."

"Two-two-three-four, five-six-seven-eight."

……

Hu Qiang had no choice but to follow the dance, and forgot to ask Ouyang Mofei a question for the time being.

"I still have a question!" Su Kejie panted and said, "The expert who developed this set of aerobics, is it the action and name that you think about while inhaling gas?" ”

Tang Haixing immediately said: "Don't say that, the company is also for our good, I heard that Guo Laosi of the IT department died suddenly, so we must strengthen our exercise to prevent sudden death!" ”

Jin Ruoyu said: "Oh, Guo Laosi really died too miserably!" As soon as he died, the group's sudden death quota this year was all used up.

It's only been a few months this year, and it's still early for a year, so the group quickly bought this set of aerobics in order not to have an accident, saying that there can be no more sudden death. ”

Pang Xiaobai panted and said, "I think if you jump like this again, there will only be more people who die suddenly!" Are all the leaders above stupid? Spending money to buy sin? ”

"So what's the solution?" Su Kejie said, "The leaders think it's useful, or they just want others to think that they take it seriously, and let outsiders think it's useful." ”

"Isn't this just formalism?" Pang Xiaobai said.

"It's formalism, but it's approved by the leader, what can you do?"

"That's what I'm talking about!" Jin Ruoyu said, "They are all small people, so it doesn't matter if you say it." ”

"Fifth quarter, shrimp soldiers and crab generals!" Staring Le said suddenly.

"One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight."

"Two-two-three-four, five-six-seven-eight."

……

Just when everyone was learning to dance with crabs, Tang Haixing suddenly panted and said:

"Manager Hu, I heard Lele say just now, our Urgent Affairs Department, now there are many tasks, and they are also very heavy.

I, I think, can do the job of writing reviews.

Leave this job to me, what do you think? ”

Hu Qiang panted while dancing: "I think it's okay, you're not very good at text work, you better go and register an account, that's it." ”

"I'm the only one?" Tang Haixing asked.

"Of course not." Hu Qiang said, "Secretary Jin, you also go and set up a file with the starfish." ”

"Huh?" Jin Ruoyu was taken aback.

Hu Qiang then said: "Xiaobai, Ajie, Mo Fei, the three of you are responsible for commenting and watering the little tree, and as for Lele, you are responsible for assisting everyone." ”

Speaking of this, finding that no one spoke, Hu Qiang smiled himself: "Look, isn't this very good, the division of labor is clear, each has its own strengths, and the work can be done soon, come, move!" ”

Staring at Le said at this time: "Sixth section, kill chickens and make an example of monkeys!" ”

"One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight."

"Two-two-three-four, five-six-seven-eight."

……

Suddenly, Sha Lele accidentally waved his arm and hit Jin Ruoyu's arm.

"Oops!" Jin Ruoyu frowned and covered his arm.

"I'm sorry, Mr. Ruoyu." Sha Lele hurriedly apologized, "I didn't mean to, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!" ”

"Wooden things." Jin Ruoyu frowned and said, "Be careful! ”

As soon as he finished saying this, Pang Xiaobai also waved his arm and hit Su Kejie.

Su Kejie immediately became angry: "Why are you beating me? ”

As he spoke, Su Kejie also hit him with one arm.

Pang Xiaobai immediately tore up with Su Kejie.

At this moment, Hu Qiang, who was already out of breath, waved his right arm, which hit Ouyang Mofei's chest.

"Yikes!" Ouyang Mofei was startled, subconsciously clasped his hands to his chest, and then looked at Hu Qiang with murderous squint, "Do you want to die?" ”

"Don't!" Hu Qiang subconsciously hugged his head, "I didn't mean it!" Not really! ”

"Next section, hug the head and run away!" Staring at Le said at this time.

"One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight."

"Two-two-three-four, five-six-seven-eight."

……

Everyone had to temporarily give up the previous conflict and jump together.

Hu Qiang breathed a sigh of relief, glad that the change of staring at the music was timely.

If he hadn't changed his drill in time and let everyone subconsciously jump along, he would have suffered from Ouyang Mofei's poisonous hands or poisonous feet before.

Suddenly, the dizzy Sha Lele hit Jin Ruoyu's forehead directly with a hammer, and then knocked Jin Ruoyu into a frown.

Immediately afterwards, Ouyang Mofei shook his head, Peng's slash, and also hit Hu Qiang's forehead, making Hu Qiang's eyes pop with gold stars, and he took two steps back in a row, almost falling.

Fortunately, Tang Haixing helped by the side, so he didn't fall to the ground.

On the contrary, it was Ouyang Mofei, who just frowned and grinned, and did not faint, and he didn't know if it was intentional or accidental.

"Are you okay, Manager Hu?" Tang Haixing asked Hu Qiang.

Hu Qiang shook his head: "It's okay, go on, it's almost over, you can't let it be for me, let everyone's performance, merit, and success fall short." Come on, jump up, keep going! ”

As soon as Hu Qiang said this, everyone continued to jump with their heads in their hands.

After dancing for a while, he stared at Le Cai and said, "This is the end of the Ten Thousand Beasts Radio!" ”

Immediately after, the virtual image disappeared directly, and Staring Le's eyes no longer glowed.

As soon as it was over, everyone immediately dispersed.

"No more!" Jin Ruoyu covered his stomach with one hand and held the shelf with the other, "I'm going to die!" This isn't, it's damning! ”

"I can't do it either!" Pang Xiaobai, who was lying directly on the ground, said, "I feel like I'm about to become a dried salted fish." ”

At this moment, Staring Le said: "Please send your exercise photos to the circle of friends to transmit positive energy to colleagues!" ”

As a result, after staring at Le after saying this, no one paid attention to it, and they were all busy panting.

"If there are no photos, your jumping performance may be considered invalid. ”

As soon as they heard this, everyone hurriedly gathered together, smiled at Staring Le, and then said at the same time: "Health!" ”

Kacha took a photo of everyone, and then automatically sent it to the circle of friends.

"Share the success!"

As soon as they heard Starter Le say this, everyone fell apart again and gasped.

"I'm speechless!" Su Kejie said, "What kind of health exercise is this, it's obviously health!" If this continues, I'm afraid I'll be even more unhealthy! ”

Hu Qiang crossed his waist with one hand and said: "Oh, it's all said, this is the performance appraisal explained above, aren't you going to finish your work?" Make money, no, don't stumble. ”

"That can't be so bad." Pang Xiaobai, who was lying on the ground, said, "If I continue to like this, others don't know, I'm afraid I will really not be able to move, and I will really have to call for sick leave." ”

"The most important thing is to jump four times a day!" Su Kejie bit his lip, "It's like this all at once, four times a day......"

"I can't take it anymore!" Pang Xiaobai said loudly, "I can't jump, I really can't jump!" Spare me! ”

"Think about the good." Tang Haixing said, "At least this set of health exercises does consume everyone's physical energy and consumes a lot of calories, from the perspective of weight loss, it does make sense." At the very least, after I skipped it, it was still quite easy. ”

"That's you!" Pang Xiaobai, who continued to lie on the ground, said, "I can't do it anyway, I really can't do it." ”

"Look at you." Hu Qiang exhaled and said, "That's it for a little exercise, what will I do in the future?" Cheer up, there's still a lot of work to be done! ”

Immediately afterwards, Hu Qiang began to name names: "Secretary Jin, Tang Haixing, you two hurry up and register an account!" Xiaobai, Applejack, Mo Fei, the three of you go to write reviews and water the little tree, and Lele, do a good job of support, that's it, hurry, hurry! ”

After speaking, Hu Qiang pinched his waist with one hand and supported his forehead with the other, and staggered to the manager's office.

There's no way, Hu Qiang couldn't bear the jump just now, especially when his forehead was brought for a while, so he planned to go back to the manager's room to lie down.

After Hu Qiang returned to the manager's room and closed the door, he lay down on the sofa and breathed a long sigh of relief.

"Oh, this jump, it's really going to be old!"

"10,000 yuan is really hard to earn!"

"I knew it was like this, I, I ...... I'm still going to jump. ”

"Make money, don't stumble."

"Forget it, if you think about it, 10,000 yuan is not a lot."

"Just take everyone to dance, you can get 10,000 yuan, if you say it, how many people will envy it."

"Be content!"

"And I'm the manager, it's okay to send the task down, and you can come back to lie down and rest after the jump, they are miserable, they have to continue to work after the jump, and they have no time to rest."

"When I think about it, I suddenly feel a lot better!"

"Sure enough, it's better to be an official, I'm not going to deceive you!"