131 Special Moves of the Moment!
Early the next morning, as soon as Hu Qiang came to the Ministry of Urgency, he was called to the office by Lanniefu.
As soon as he entered Lannifu's office, Hu Qiang immediately greeted him with a smile: "Oh, Lanny, you are so dedicated, you came so early!" ”
"Of course." Lannifu picked up the teacup and took a sip of tea, and then said, "The big leader is here in our third business group, and the leaders have been cautious and trembling recently, at this time, how can I not be more dedicated?" ”
"That's right." Hu Qiang smiled and nodded.
"Don't talk about that." Lanny Fu put down the teacup, "Johnny, the efficiency of your Forced Affairs Department is really surprising to me, you only registered a hundred accounts all day yesterday?" Isn't the number too small? ”
Hu Qiang said: "You can't blame us!" The main thing is that when answering questions, I always catch up with the jumping exercises, and the ideas of answering the questions are messed up, plus I have to help Lisa write reviews.
Why don't you talk to Director Wan of the HR Department and Lisa, let's not do it yet? Writing reviews is also slow, let's focus on registering an account first? ”
Lanny Fu said: "I don't care about this, that's your business, I only know that you didn't complete the task of registering an account well!" ”
"But ......"
"No, but!"
Lannifu suddenly put the teacup in his hand on the table: "There are two days left, I must register nine hundred accounts, not one!" ”
"Two days, nine hundred? Four hundred and five a day? Hu Qiang frowned, "Lanny, this is too difficult for a strong man, right?" ”
Lannifu narrowed his eyes: "You can not finish it, but this is the work pressed down from above, and if you can't complete it, you have to deduct performance, and I can't do anything." However, I believe that miracles are created by people, and for the sake of performance, you also have to believe in yourself, right? ”
Hu Qiang frowned, and just as he was about to speak, the phone suddenly buzzed.
When I looked at the phone, it was actually Lisa calling.
looked at Lenny Fu, who picked up the teacup and nodded, meaning that you are casual.
As soon as she answered the phone, Lisa took the first step and said, "Come to my office, immediately!" ”
With that, Lisa hung up the phone, as short and to the point as ever, and was resolute.
Putting away the phone, Hu Qiang looked up at Lenny Fu who was holding a teacup: "It's Lisa calling, let me go over." ”
Lannifu blew on the boiling tea, then raised his head and said, "Look at what I'm doing, if you have something to do, go and get busy!"
But you remember, within two days, you must complete 900 accounts, otherwise, you will have to deduct your performance! ”
"Yes, I see."
After saying that, Hu Qiang left Lannifu's office and went to Lisa's office.
After coming to Lisa's desk and sitting down, Hu Qiang saw that Lisa was still correcting the documents with a straight face and bowing her head, so he smiled and said, "Lisa, I'm here, and I've been looking good lately." ”
Lisa raised her head slightly, her eyes turned upward, and she glanced at Hu Qiang coldly.
It was this one look, and Hu Qiang, who was looking at it, immediately suppressed his smile and sat up.
Lisa put down the pen, sat up straight, raised her head, took out her mobile phone again, and then said to Hu Qiang: "Qiang, let you write a review, what did you write all day yesterday?" Well? Can the reviews be written a little more messy? ”
Hu Qiang blinked: "Is there anything wrong with the reviews?" We all followed your instructions and wrote well. Moreover, we also gave full play to our subjective initiative and deliberately simulated the tone of different departments to write, and the chairman read it to ensure that he was satisfied. ”
"Satisfied fart!" Lisa slapped the table, "Take a look for yourself and see what is written!" ”
Immediately after, Lisa looked at her phone:
"Look at this, the tree planted by ten thousand beasts can circle the earth twice? If you write it like this, the data is not good to support, and the marketing department will definitely not be satisfied!
And this one, miss your Ten Thousand Beasts Chocolate? It's too greasy, and the Security Department is definitely not satisfied! ”
"Got it!" Hu Qiang hurriedly said, "I'll adjust it immediately when I go back, and change it all to ensure that you are satisfied." ”
"It's not to satisfy me, it's to satisfy the big leader!" Lisa said with a straight face, "Of course, the problem is not this, but that you don't care about your work at all!" ”
Speaking of this, Lisa continued to look at her phone: "Look at these comments with pictures, don't say anything green, the pictures are all repeated, are you planning to plant leeks in the comment area?" Well? ”
Hu Qiang blinked: "This, the comment is a bit of a problem, but at least we have completed the work of watering the little tree." ”
"Dare to say this?" Lisa raised an eyebrow.
"It's okay to water 1,000 times a minute at noon, and 1,000 times a minute at 12 a.m.?
It's obviously open, right?
Don't insult the IQ of the leader, okay?
If you open the watering, do you still need it? ”
Hu Qiang said: "This, we don't want to hang up, it's really that we have too many tasks and too many performance evaluations."
We now not only have to write reviews, but also have to water the small trees, and we have to register accounts and dance exercises, which is a serious amount of work.
Coupled with the scattered tasks sent by other departments, this one needs a P hairstyle, and that one needs to remove eye bags.
We have to do so many tasks at once, and we are not three-headed and six-armed, so we really can't cope with it. ”
Lisa raised her left eyebrow again, clasped her arms in her hands, and leaned back into the chair:
"Also, your Ministry of Forced Affairs has been quite busy lately, but that's not a reason for you to be sloppy!
Especially you, Hu Qiang!
What do you do? Well?
You're a manager, you're a leader!
What does a leader do?
Is it something concrete?
Of course not!
As a leader, it is not to see what you can do, but to see whether you can do a good job of overall planning, whether you can assign specific tasks to employees, whether you can stimulate the subjective initiative of your subordinates, whether you can distinguish the priority of tasks, and whether you can perfectly complete all the tasks handed over!
For now, you're completely unqualified as a manager!
What's wrong with too many tasks? There are many tasks, won't you let your subordinates work hard?
Well, let's not talk about the rest.
You just need to know that, at least for these two days, other tasks are important, but the task of writing reviews is even more important!
As I said, writing reviews is the overriding task!
If you can't complete my task, don't blame me for doing my business and deducting the performance of all of you!
Anyway, what to do, you, as the department manager, do it yourself, and I will never interfere. ”
Hu Qiang smiled bitterly: "Lisa, what you said is right, and I understand the truth."
But we are understaffed, and we are not enough to run-in, and suddenly we can't cope with so many big eucalyptus at the same time, and it is beyond our ability, so can you be accommodating? ”
"Accommodating?" Lisa pulled her face down suddenly.
"I give you accommodation, who will give me accommodation?
Don't you know what's going on now?
The big boss is here, right next to me!
If the big boss is not satisfied, my seat will not be stable!
My seat is unstable, do you still want to sit still?
I ask you, strong, use your brain more!
You have to figure out who you rely on! ”
Hu Qiang smiled bitterly: "This, Lisa, of course I understand that you are my reliance, and I am willing to go all out to share your worries, but again, we are really limited in manpower, and we are really too busy."
You see, Lenny wants me to sign up for 900 accounts in two days, and Director Wan wants us to jump four times a day.
In particular, the fact that I have to do exercises four times a day is so much that it affects my work.
This jump not only affected the registration of the account, but also seriously affected our writing of reviews.
Why don't you tell Lenny and let us slow down the matter of registering an account.
Then I told Director Wan to ask her to temporarily cancel the jump drill index of our department.
In this way, we can concentrate and complete the task of writing a review first in these two days, do you think it will be okay? ”
Lisa said calmly: "The acquisition is a decision of the group's top management, and I can't make a decision for them, so the matter of registering an account must not be delayed!"
So Lenny there, you have to complete the mission on time!
As for Director Wan, she is from the Personnel Department.
You know, the personnel department is a special independent department, and I don't want to interfere too much, otherwise I will say that I am overstepping my authority.
What's more, this jumping task is actually a decision made by the top management, and it has also been approved and encouraged by the chairman.
The chairman said that it was good, who would dare to disobey it?
So Lanny and Director Wan, I can't come forward for you this time, that will not have a good impact, and others will say that I am biased.
However, you are also right, your Ministry of Forced Affairs has to deal with so much work lately, and it is indeed not easy to handle.
In this way, since it is an extraordinary moment, then you can come up with a special special move. ”
"A special move at the very moment?" Hu Qiang blinked, "What is it?" ”
Lisa frowned suddenly, and pressed her hands on both of her temples:
"Oops, I'm getting a headache again, and I've been losing sleep again lately, it's really hard."
Hu Qiang blinked: "Inside, why don't I give you a head?" ”
"Oh?" Lisa narrowed her eyes and looked at Hu Qiang, "Is it convenient?" ”
"Of course it's convenient." Hu Qiang said with a smile, "It is my honor to serve the leader. ”
"Come on, then." Lisa nodded, "By the way, go lock the door first, and remember to close the curtains." ”
Hu Qiang sighed secretly, got up and locked the door of the office, and then lowered the curtains of the office, so that the outside would not be able to see the situation inside.
After that, Hu Qiang walked behind Lisa and began to skillfully massage Lisa's head.
"Shhh Refreshing! Lisa immediately closed her eyes and let out a long exhale.
"Strong, strong, if you want to say that this massage, your technique is the most professional and effective, I like it!"
Hu Qiang smiled reluctantly: "The leader has won the award." ”
After concentrating on the massage for another three minutes, Hu Qiang asked carefully: "Lisa, what is the extraordinary nirvana you said?" ”
Lisa closed her eyes and smiled slightly: "What else can it be, of course it is well known - overtime!" ”
"Overtime?" Hu Qiang frowned.
"That's right!" Lisa suddenly opened her eyes and said, "Working overtime is a nirvana at all times!" ”
Immediately afterwards, Lisa closed her eyes again and said, "We beasts have always been people-oriented, and we never work more than eight hours, but in reality, where is eight hours enough."
Even if it is in normal times, in extraordinary times, of course, you have to make up for it with overtime.
In this way, from today onwards, your department will work overtime every day, and overnight.
You think, it's just daytime, and you won't be forced to do it when you're off work, right?
Then you can skip and write reviews during the day, do some other business by the way, and concentrate on registering an account at night, and stagger different jobs, so that nothing will be delayed? ”
Hu Qiang frowned and said, "But if you work overtime, will it be too inhumane?" ”
"How is this inhumane." Lisa said, "This kind of thing doesn't happen every day, doesn't it happen that we just got together?"
What's wrong with working overtime overnight, who hasn't worked overtime?
You are the manager, and you still have the power to work overtime.
Whoever is not willing to work overtime, you directly deduct his performance!
If you are not satisfied, you will be given a warning, a salary cut, and a leave of absence without pay!
If that doesn't work, it's even better, just fire!
Because after completing this set of procedures, it is not our company's responsibility to fire him, but the other party has violated the company's rules and regulations.
You have to understand that in extraordinary times, you want fear, not gentleness, you know?
Only the right fear can inspire all the enthusiasm and passion of the employees under him.
You have to let your men know the serious consequences of not getting the job done.
In this way, they will be honest and obedient, voluntarily and obediently go to work overtime, and then successfully complete the work, so that you, the leader, will not be punished and will not carry the black pot, understand? ”
"But wouldn't that be too much, what if they hate me for it?" Hu Qiang asked.
"So there's something to say." Lisa smiled, "When you talk to your subordinates, you can push the responsibility up, just say that it is a task pressed down by the leader, and you can't help it, and then empathize with them and scold the leader together, isn't this enough?"
Of course, it's not that a little benefit doesn't give you.
In this way, I have approved all the overtime applications for you this week, and the overtime pay is not a lot for you.
In particular, the overtime pay for overnight overtime is guaranteed to be approved by you.
With overtime pay, there should always be motivation, right? ”
As if finding that Hu Qiang suddenly stopped and didn't speak for a long time, Lisa smiled slightly and gently patted the back of Hu Qiang's hand:
"Strong, I'm doing this for your own good!
As a leader, you can't always be a good person, you can't always want to mingle with your subordinates, and when necessary, you must also show some majesty.
You have to understand that the current strictness is actually for their good.
If you are not strict, you will not be able to complete the task, and everyone will end up unlucky together.
It's better to take a whip and urge them now, everyone will be a little tired, complete the work, and keep their jobs.
If you think so, let them work overtime, you just love them! ”
Hu Qiang sighed, and just wanted to say something more, when suddenly the phone vibrated again.
This time, when I picked it up, it was the phone number of Director Wan of the Personnel Department.
"Lisa, it's the director of the personnel department." Hu Qiang said to Lisa.
"Then you'll take it." Lisa said, "Ask me what I'm doing?" ”
Hu Qiang picked up the phone at this time: "Hey, Director Wan, do you have any instructions?" ”
Director Wan smiled and said, "Manager Hu of the Urgent Affairs Department, are you busy now?" If you are not busy, please come to our HR department immediately. ”
Hu Qiang smiled: "No problem, I'm reporting here in Lisa, and I'll go to you when I'm done." ”
"yes, then you as soon as possible."
After saying this, Director Wan hung up the phone.
Hu Qiang took the phone and looked at Lisa: "Lisa, does your head still hurt?" ”
"Much better." Lisa opened her eyes and smiled, "Since Director Wan is looking for you, you can go quickly."
But do you remember that the task of writing reviews on the official account is an overriding task, and other tasks can be handled by working overtime, understand? ”
"Got it!" Hu Qiang nodded.
In this way, after leaving Lisa's office, Hu Qiang went to the office of Director Wan of the Personnel Department.
After seeing Director Wan, Director Wan smiled slightly: "Don't be nervous, Manager Hu, I called you this time, mainly because of health exercises." ”
"Health exercises?" Hu Qiang blinked, "We all did it yesterday, four times a day, and we didn't pull it down once." ”
Director Wan sank his face and said: "Although the number of exercises is not less, you are too unserious and sloppy!" ”
After lifting his glasses, Director Wan continued: "Experts estimate that doing a set of exercises can consume about 100 calories, but according to the data of Staring Music, some of you consume less than 50 calories on average by doing a set of exercises!" How do you explain this? ”
Hu Qiang frowned and said: "This, Director Wan, everyone is an old arm and leg, and all kinds of problems are all over the place, either cervical spondylosis, or lumbar muscle strain, and the action can't be too big." ”
Director Wan nodded: "The purpose of doing exercises is to let you move your body and burn calories, so as to achieve the purpose of strengthening your body and preventing sudden death."
If there is something wrong with the body, you can't cope with it in the previous section, the action can be smaller, but the next section of the action should be larger, and the calorie consumption will be made up!
Your calorie burn requirement is not up to standard, isn't this jumping in vain? ”
Hu Qiang said: "We also want to jump well, but our Ministry of Urgent Affairs has been too busy recently, and we have to register an account, write reviews for the official account, and have various other departments to deal with the business, so we can't cope with it." ”
Director Wan waved his hand: "Don't say it, I understand!" If a department has an important main business, it really shouldn't be done all the time, which will affect the work too much. ”
"Director Wan, you're so right!" Hu Qiang hurriedly said in surprise, "It's really considerate!" So the jump drill in our department can be temporarily canceled? ”
"No!" Supervisor Wan said, "I thought that the sales department has been very busy recently, and the operation does affect their business, so their operation indicators will bother you to do it for you."
It's not much, I did the math, there are seven people in your department, and each person can jump twelve more times a day, isn't it very little? ”
"Huh?" Hu Qiang was directly dumbfounded.
Director Wan smiled slightly: "Of course, doing exercises is a voluntary act, although it is also linked to performance, but everyone still has to do what they can!" ”
Hu Qiang frowned: "That is, I can actually refuse?" ”
Director Wan smiled again: "Of course you can, but when the time comes, I can only do business and deduct the performance of your department!" ”
Hu Qiang took a deep breath and was about to open his mouth to refuse, but the system task was triggered again:
You have triggered a new quest
[Please accept the tasks assigned by Lisa, Lanny Fu and Director Wan, complete them on time with quality and quantity, and will not be deducted by any leader. 】
[After completing the task, you will be rewarded with 100,000 yuan in cash, and you will return a pill to Xiaodan.] 】
Seeing this reward, Hu Qiang gasped.
100,000 yuan, this is an unprecedented reward.
As for that Xiao Huandan, it was said above that after eating, you can replenish lean qi, repair the physical damage after staying up late for a long time, and let the whole body reach a healthy state again.
Well, if others say anything about Xiaohuandan, Hu Qiang will definitely think that the other party is a liar.
But the system's small Dan is different, and it will definitely not deceive people.
This has been verified from the bottle of Alzheimer's medicine that I gave my mother before.
Because the bottle of Alzheimer's medicine is actually a small pill of a gourd, which looks similar to the small pill of Jin Gui's Kidney Qi Pill.
Although those pills are small and look inconspicuous, the effect is really outrageous, and it has indeed significantly improved the Alzheimer's condition of my current old lady.
Since the previous pill was useful, and the previous skill was no problem, then this little pill must be no problem.
Even, the so-called not broken and not standing, maybe after staying up all night and eating Xiaohuandan, it may be possible to improve your health to a higher level.
Even if it doesn't work, just return to a normal level of health, then it's not a loss.
Isn't that still 100,000 yuan?
Anyway, it is those subordinates who do the specific work, and I only need to stay up all night with them.
Besides, if you can't complete the task, at most there will be no reward, and then the performance will be deducted, and the consequences will not be worse.
But if you reject Director Wan now, it is equivalent to rejecting the system task, and in the end, there will be no reward.
So to take the task or not to take the task, do you still need to think about it?
Thinking of this, Hu Qiang took a deep breath and said to Wan Guan, who was still looking at him with a smile:
"Since Director Wan is so considerate of us, we have taken over this task for other departments!"