After returning to the manager's office of the emergency department, Hu Qiang frowned and walked around, not knowing how to write this plan and how to write the inspection.

Or rather, he was wondering how he could satisfy Lisa and stop finding fault.

"Manager Hu!" Xiao Gu suddenly smiled, "Congratulations! ”

"Congratulations?" Hu Qiang was stunned for a moment, turned his head to look at Xiao Bian, "Have you come up with a better new plan?" Tell me about it? ”

"Nope." Xiao Pei smiled and said, "You have just walked 10,000 steps, and today's basic exercise is up to standard." ”

Hu Qiang frowned: "I know, I shouldn't have expectations for you." ”、

After sighing, Hu Qiang said: "Forget it, since you are an intelligent program, your memory must be very good, read me the minutes of the previous meeting, I will find inspiration, figure out what Lisa means, and see how to get this damn plan." ”

The OL version of the escort nodded with a smile: "Okay." ”

Immediately afterwards, the OL version of the companion picked up the notebook and read: "This is the stupidest plan I have ever seen." ”

Hu Qiang frowned: "Don't say it, the next paragraph!" ”

Xiao Bao said again: "Do you never communicate with the left and right hemispheres of your brain?" It's so good here, great! ”

"Next paragraph!" Hu Qiang said dissatisfied.

Xiao Bao continued: "This plan is a cold joke, the earth is so lucky to have you, global warming is saved!" ”

"Enough!" Hu Qiang waved his hand and said angrily, "No, what do you mean?" I asked you to read the minutes of the meeting, and you sarcastically mocked me? You did it on purpose, right? ”

The little escort Chu Chu said pitifully: "You misunderstood, I didn't." ”

"Dare to quibble?" Hu Qiang said again.

"I'm sorry Manager Hu." Xiao Gu immediately bowed his head, "I was wrong." ”

"What's wrong?" Hu Qiang said, "Be specific!" ”

Xiao said: "I, I have lived up to the expectations of the leader, I have not completed the work assigned by the leader, I, I have dragged the team back." ”

Hu Qiang blinked, and when he heard this, he immediately remembered, wasn't this what he apologized to Lisa before?

Now the little escort is using his own words against himself, which makes Hu Qiang's whole body tremble.

What is this? This is a blatant mockery!

Just when Hu Qiang was angry from his heart, evil was born in his guts, he picked up a box on the table and was about to throw it over, and then scolded again, Hu Qiang suddenly frowned, and always felt that something was wrong there.

"Wait, what's wrong with me? Why are you so angry? ”

Hu Qiang thought about it carefully, and finally noticed that something was wrong, and felt that his previous self seemed to be too angry.

That's right, I've been scolded by Lisa before, but it's not enough to make myself angry like this, right?

I'm just here to fish and make a living.,And then I mainly earn system bonuses.,I've always regarded myself as a player of a real-life workplace game.,Why are you so serious?

Gently put down the box, slowly walked to the sofa opposite and sat down, Hu Qiang continued to frown and ponder.

"It's strange, just now there was indeed a sudden ignorant karmic fire, and I can't wait to scold the little companion, but this obviously doesn't match my temperament?"

"Could it be that it is the habit of the predecessor again? Or is there something else? ”

Just when Hu Qiang was sitting on the sofa frowning and pondering, the little companion cautiously walked up to Hu Qiang and whispered:

"Manager Hu, is the apology just now not enough?"

Speaking of this, the little companion bent down and bowed: "I'm really sorry, I'm sorry for causing you trouble, it's me who apologized for not being in place, I was wrong, please scold me as much as you like." ”

Hu Qiang said casually: "What's the use of scolding you? You're just a program, what is the difference between me scolding you and me scolding the computer? Forget it, you don't have to apologize for your business. ”

Immediately afterwards, Hu Qiang shook his head self-deprecatingly: "Me too, I actually lost my temper with you with a program just now, and I need a program to comfort me when it's over, I'm really drunk." ”

The little companion in a bowing state straightened his waist and looked serious: "I understand!" You're still angry! ”

Speaking of which, Xiao Escort took out a handful of Japanese samurai seppuku special wakicha from behind.

When Hu Qiang saw this situation, he immediately raised his head in surprise: "What are you doing here?" What are you doing with a knife? ”

The little companion with a knife in both hands said with a serious face: "As your virtual partner, when you are scolded and sad, I must find a way to apologize to your satisfaction in order to really relieve your anxiety."

Therefore, I plan to commit suicide by seppuku as a sign of sincerity! ”

After speaking, the little companion pulled out the threat and was about to poke himself in the abdomen.

"Alright, don't make a fuss!" Hu Qiang hurriedly stopped.

"What is the belly to cut? Do you think you're a Guan Gu magic? Committing suicide by seppuku at every turn?

And you're just a program, seppuku kills yourself for hairy purposes?

Don't come out with blood all over your body, it's strange to look at.

Hurry up and take the knife back, hurry up, how scary! ”

Only then did the little companion take the knife back.

Seeing that the little escort had received the knife, Hu Qiang said: "Little escort, I have served you."

I've said it all, I don't need your apology, and I don't need your comfort, why are you doing this?

Okay, okay, go back and rest, don't make a fuss. ”

The companion nodded with a serious face, and suddenly took off his jacket, revealing only a very cool little vest.

Hu Qiang was stunned: "Where are you going to make trouble?" Seppuku can't be done, change the color temptation? ”

The little escort was wearing a small vest with very little clothing, and looked at Hu Qiang with a serious face: "No, I plan to take the guilt!" ”

After speaking, Xiao Gang suddenly took out a bundle of wattles, put them on his back directly, and then knelt down and bowed his head directly to Hu Qiang, and shouted in his mouth at the same time: "I'm sorry, it's all my fault!" I'm sorry, it's all my fault! I'm sorry, it's all my fault! ”

Seeing that Xiao Gang was wearing a small vest and kneeling on the ground to plead guilty, Hu Qiang hurriedly frowned and said: "No need to apologize, get up quickly, this is to be seen, everyone will laugh at me." ”

"I'm sorry, it's all my fault!"

"It's not your fault, it's mine, right?"

"I'm sorry, it's all my fault!"

"No, it's really my fault, I shouldn't have made you apologize!"

"I'm sorry, it's all my fault!"

"Little companion, I beg you, don't say it!"

"I'm sorry, it's all my fault!"

"I don't blame you, okay?"

"I'm sorry, it's all my fault!"

"No, are you so interesting? What do you want me to do? When people see you like this, they will think that I am a pervert! ”

"I'm sorry, it's all my fault!"

Seeing that the little companion was still kneeling there and constantly making amends like a repeater, Hu Qiang opened his mouth and finally gave up.

"Forget it! You're an artificial retard! Hu Qiang directly took out a pair of headphones, and then said to the little escort, "Feel free to apologize if you like, I'm too lazy to care about you, call me when you're done." ”

After speaking, Hu Qiang put on headphones for himself, began to lie on the sofa, picked up his mobile phone and played games.

And the guilty version of the little companion still knelt there and continued to apologize:

"I'm sorry, it's all my fault!"

"I'm sorry, it's all my fault!"

"I'm sorry, it's all my fault!"

……