152 is my favorite night-time AI
After getting off work, Ouyang Mofei did not go home, but took a taxi directly to Hu Qiang's apartment.
After arriving downstairs at Hu Qiang's residence, Ouyang Mofei felt that it would be too abrupt to come directly, so he went to a nearby barbecue stall to buy some barbecue, plus some wine.
After that, Ouyang Mofei quietly came to the door of Hu Qiang's house according to the address.
However, Ouyang Mofei did not knock on the door directly, but frowned, and gently approached the door to listen to the sound inside.
Maybe because the house is old and the sound insulation is not very good, at this time, the sound of Hu Qiang and the escort is coming from inside, and it sounds like they are quite happy.
"Oops, looking at this omelette, I suddenly remembered something very stupid."
"What's the silly thing?"
"Well, once when I was having lunch alone in the office, Mo Fei suddenly barged in and said that she would make fake eggs, the kind that can be fake, should I try it.
Before I could say anything, she suddenly pulled out an egg and gave it to me, saying that it was a fake egg.
I didn't believe it, so she broke the egg on the spot and threw it into my half-eaten lunch.
I looked, good guy, it was really like a real egg, and the yolk and egg white spilled on my lunch box.
Immediately afterward, Murphy charged me ten dollars, saying that it was the cost of fake eggs, and then walked away.
When she was gone, I pondered it and tasted the fake egg again.
Only then did I find out that it was a real egg for a dollar in the supermarket!
This Mo Fei, she tricked me again, I was obviously careful and careful, but I was fooled again, do you think it's interesting? ”
"Hahaha, it's so interesting, why are you always being teased by her?"
"I don't want to, but Murphy is like that, he likes all kinds of pranks.
Before the Ministry of Forced Affairs didn't have me, she was looking for trouble with Applejack and Xiaobai.
When I came to the Ministry of Urgency, good guy, I don't know if I owed her in my previous life, so she targeted me, and always liked to change the law to take the initiative to trouble me, I couldn't hide.
This fake egg thing is pretty good, do you know, once, she secretly smeared the Ningxia wolfberries I often drink with chili sauce, I washed and drank with water, oops, that's called a hot and spicy, it can breathe fire on the ground! ”
"Hahahaha, there is such a thing, didn't you lose your temper?"
"I sent it, but when I was angry and went to her, she asked me, do you have any evidence that she did it?
I thought, yes, although I seriously suspect that she did it, but there is no evidence.
Immediately afterwards, she said that I had bought a fake, and took the opportunity to slap me for ten minutes again, which made me very depressed. ”
"It's so interesting, but you are so nice to her, and you always talk about her, don't you like her?"
"Like her? How can it be? How could I love this non-mainstream? I just don't want to be like her.
Because I'm afraid that if I mess with her, she will get into trouble with me even more.
She is not afraid of heaven and earth, she just wants to find fault and have fun, I can't be like her, after all, I am different from her, I have to keep my job, I have to support my family.
Of course, in addition to that, I also cherish talents.
After all, a programmer like Murphy is quite rare, especially in our department, she is the only programmer, and many things can't be done without her, so I, as a manager, of course have to let her do it.
Otherwise, she really quit picking on her job, the department is suspended, isn't it still me who is unlucky? ”
"That makes sense, so your job as a manager is very important."
"Not really! It's not that I'm blowing, it's our department, without me as a manager, then it won't be able to move.
You know why? ”
"Why?"
"It's very simple, the employees in our department, all of them are wonderful, there is no normal person, it is clear that they are a group of thorns who have been exiled by the company, I heard that there have been several managers in a row, and they can't stay long, I am the only one who has worked there for a month without problems."
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"yes, you're amazing!"
"Well, so, don't look at me for anything else, I still have a set of these thorns.
But seriously, I actually like them.
Although they are all wonderful, as long as they find the right pulse, they are also very easy to deal with.
Let's say that Tang Haixing......"
Hearing this, Ouyang Mofei shook his head, no longer eavesdropping, but gently walked to the chair in the corridor to the side and sat down, casually put the barbecue in his hand and Lao Baigan aside, and put his backpack on his lap.
Immediately afterwards, Ouyang Mofei took out his laptop, put on headphones, and tapped the keyboard lightly, and said in a low voice: "Come out, Zhenweis!" ”
Soon, Zhenweis's witty words came from the headphones: "Little Feifei, do you miss me again?" Are you looking for me today to save the earth, or to go on an expedition to the universe? ”
Ouyang Mofei said with a calm face: "Immediately connect to Hu Qiang's staring and scan all ports!" ”
Jeanses said: "Hmph, such a small job, find Jarvis to do it." ”
Ouyang Murphy said: "You don't even sweep a port, how can you sweep the world in the future?" Please, be professional, don't be foolish! ”
Jeanses said aggrievedly, "That's not what you said when you first inventored the family!
System-wide AI, independent judgment ability, and a sense of humor, now I have all of these, but you say people are unprofessional?
Alas, woman! ”
Ouyang Mofei said helplessly: "Okay, okay, you are my favorite night-use AI, right?" Hurry up, help me scan and listen to all the ports of Hu Qiang's staring, and reverse track the virtual partner's server! ”
Zhenwei said: "Since you say so, understand, act immediately!" ”
Immediately after that, a large number of code waterfalls began to appear on the computer, and it was obvious that Jeanswest was in action.
Looking at the code waterfall that was constantly refreshing on the laptop screen, Ouyang Mofei squinted: "Something must have happened, which will cause the virtual companion's experiencer to have memory confusion, Jeanswest, give me a scan without dead ends, I must find out the problem!" ”
Jeanswest said while working: "Don't worry, as long as it's something related to code, there's nothing that I can't solve, it's on me!"
I sweep left and right, I sweep up and down.
Huh, wait, what is this?
How can there be a set of high-power arc generators?
What's the use of this?
Do you really think you're Thor? ”
Ouyang Mofei frowned: "High-power arc generator? ”
Jeanss said, "That's right, wait, I've found it again!"
There's a tiny laser emitter in there, and there's a tiny multi-band speaker.
Lasers are fine, but this speaker is amazing.
This speaker can emit not only sounds that humans can hear, but also infrasound waves that humans can't hear.
Wow, there are so many black technologies concentrated at once, what is this for?
Driving dogs or killing mosquitoes? ”
Ouyang Mofei touched his chin: "Keep sweeping, reverse tracking the server, I want to see what the hell this virtual companion project is doing!" ”
Jeanswest said: "The firewall level of the other server's is very high, which may take some time. ”
Ouyang Mofei said: "Then can you do it?" ”
Jeanswest immediately said: "Don't worry, no matter how awesome the firewall is, it will be a paper lake in front of me."
What's more, now the other party's server is connecting with the staring music, and it is in the worst state of defense, and it is easy to invade, look at me! ”
Ouyang Mofei frowned: "Then don't hurry up, so much nonsense!" ”
"Okay!" "But it will take some time, so in order to prevent you from waiting here boringly, I will give you something beautiful." ”
Immediately afterwards, a picture appeared on the screen, which was the picture of Hu Qiang and Xiao Qiang eating and chatting inside.
"What is this?" Ouyang Mofei was stunned.
Jeanswest said: "This is the real-time picture of Hu Qiang and that virtual partner inside, and all the live pictures that can be seen by the staring music inside."
I had to reverse track and crack the firewall of the server, and although they didn't guard against me, they had supercomputers and I only had a laptop, so it would take some time.
Besides, it's not what you said, the key this time is not to make trouble, but to be unaware of our existence and not let them know about our existence.
Sneak into the village, don't shoot guns.
So, during my cracking of the firewall, Xiao Feifei, you can take a look at the live broadcast inside, first, to relieve boredom, and second, in case something happens, you can react as soon as possible.
How's that, little Feifei, am I smart? ”
"Yes, you're the smartest." Ouyang Mofei said angrily, "It's worthy of my favorite night-use AI!" ”
"Ehhahahaha, it's okay to have your words, please enjoy it." Jeanses said, "I know you'd love to see it, don't thank me!" ”