Seeing Hu Qiang's speechless look, Ouyang Mofei sneered, but quickly put away his smile.

"Actually, even if they don't say it, I plan to pretend to be a chaperone to come to you, but I don't want others to see it, I just want you to see it."

Speaking of this, it seemed that he found that what he said was a little inappropriate, and Ouyang Mofei hurriedly remedied:

"Don't get me wrong, I mean, I don't want people to be monkeys, I don't want them to see me as I am.

If it's just you, hum, do you dare to say it? ”

"Don't dare." Hu Qiang shook his head, "I still want to live a few more years, I don't want to exchange one for one with you." ”

"Count you as acquaintances!" Ouyang Mofei pursed his lips.

Hu Qiang said: "No matter what, thank you, Mo Fei."

Although you scold me all day long, play with me all day long, treat me no big or small, and are rude to me, you still illegally spy on me, and even trespass on people's houses......

Although you have done a lot of things that I don't like, I know that you care about me, and you really care. ”

After a slight pause, Hu Qiang said again: "Speaking of which, I suddenly remembered something.

It was the night when I first came to the Ministry of Urgency to do the Crying Headgear project, when everyone finished the project and everyone was going home, you suddenly went crazy and had to take me to Baidu Bridge in the middle of the night.

I didn't understand it at first, but then I realized that you should actually know my sadness and deliberately use that way to let me vent my emotions, right?

I didn't like it, but honestly, it was quite useful because I really didn't feel so bad afterwards.

That's when I knew you were doing it on purpose, all for my own good.

By the way, how did you know I was sad that day? ”

Ouyang Mofei blinked: "What do you say?" ”

Hu Qiang slapped his thigh: "Ah, I know!"

You must have noticed it when you met outside the toilet?

You already knew I cried at the time, but you didn't expose me? ”

Ouyang Mofei narrowed his eyes and looked straight at Hu Qiang, and then nodded again: "That's right, that's it!" ”

"I knew it!" Hu Qiang bowed his head in annoyance, "I should have been more careful at that time, I should have found a better excuse, if it was ...... that day"

"Old Hu!" Ouyang Mofei said suddenly.

"Huh?" Hu Qiang was stunned for a moment, raised his head and asked, "What?" ”

"Are you really okay?" Ouyang Mofei still looked straight into Hu Qiang's eyes, "Aren't you really uncomfortable when you leave?" ”

Hu Qiang was stunned, then exhaled and smiled self-deprecatingly:

"It's definitely false to say that I'm not uncomfortable, and I'm not hard-hearted.

But, as I said before, I have been subjected to all kinds of social beatings since I was a child, and even Vivi, ah, that is, my wife, once left me.

I've encountered so many bad things, and my resistance has long been full.

The incident of the little companion was indeed a blow to me, but it was not enough to break me. ”

"Then when you were in the company before, why did you always stay in a trance and always stay alone in the office in a daze?" Ouyang Mofei asked.

Hu Qiang said: "That, the reason why I was like that in the unit before, in addition to the inevitable loss and sadness after falling out of love, the reason is more because of lack of sleep." ”

"Sleep deprivation?"

"Yes, sleep deprivation."

Hu Qiang explained: "Since I have been with Xiao, because I am so happy, it seems that I am addicted to playing games, and I always go to bed late unconsciously, and I hardly sleep enough for a few days.

I can't rest in time at night, and I have to continue to work during the day, and after a long time, my reaction will naturally be a little sluggish, and my expression will be a little dazed.

But it doesn't matter, I'll just come back and get some good sleep. ”

"Really?" Ouyang Mofei asked.

"Of course it's true." Hu Qiang said.

"In other words, you actually know your own problems, and you can adjust them?" Ouyang Mofei asked.

"Of course." Hu Qiang said, "Actually, in our Ministry of Urgency, even if all of you have something, I won't be fine, do you know why?" ”

"Why?" Ouyang Mofei asked.

"It's easy." Hu Qiang said, "Because in the entire Ministry of Urgency, I am a normal person!" ”

"Huh?" Ouyang Mofei frowned, "What do you mean?" Are you trying to say that we are all normal in the Ministry of Necessity except for you? ”

"Apparently yes!" Hu Qiang said.

Immediately afterwards, Hu Qiang began to analyze:

"Look, do you remember the last time I asked Xiaobai not to hide from his illness and avoid medical treatment, realize that he has bipolar disorder, and let him actively treat it, I asked everyone to act, pretending that everyone was sick?"

"Remember, what's wrong?" Ouyang Mofei asked.

Hu Qiang said: "It was that time that I found out that all of you are really sick...... Wait, don't worry, listen to me! ”

Then, Hu Qiang said: "Let's talk about you first, although you have outstanding abilities, it seems that nothing is difficult, but in fact, you are really unsociable, and you really have social phobia!" ”

"I'm afraid of your sister!" Ouyang Mofei rolled his eyes, "I just like others to stay away from me, this is social phobia?" Don't label me, okay? ”

"Look, look." Hu Qiang said, "Your current performance is a typical social phobia." ”

Peng!

Ouyang Mofei smashed his fist on the table.

Hu Qiang immediately fell silent and did not speak.

Soon, Ouyang Mofei said to Hu Qiang expressionlessly: "Don't be afraid, there was a bug just now, I'll fight it for you...... Dead it! ”

Hu Qiang swallowed his saliva, looked at Ouyang Mofei quietly, and still didn't say a word.

Ouyang Mofei smiled slightly and clapped his hands gently:

"Hey, Lao Hu, why don't you say it?

You go on! Say whatever you want! Feel free to speak!

You can scold me as much as you want today! Hit me!

As long as you can feel better, the old lady is out of the way!

I promise not to hit you! ”

Hu Qiang blinked and laughed dryly: "That, Mo Fei......"

"Huh?" Ouyang Mo squinted.

After coughing twice, Hu Qiang said, "Forget it, don't talk about it." ”

"Say it!" Ouyang Mofei smiled, "I'll say what I say, you can say everything you want to say." ”

"I don't say it." Hu Qiang shook his head.

"Speak quickly!" Ouyang Mofei slapped the table and glared.

"Ahem, ahem!"

After Hu Qiang coughed a few times again, he said:

"That, in short, through the last incident of feigning illness, I found that all of you actually have a bit of psychological problems, nothing more than big or small.

Originally, I thought that Secretary Kim, like me, was the only one in the Ministry of Forced Affairs who did not have mental illness.

But since listening to the unbearable past she exposed, as well as the alternative revenge experiences she once had, I found that Secretary Jin is actually not normal, but I can't say what is abnormal about her. ”

Seeing Ouyang Mofei's iron-blue face, Hu Qiang said: "Don't believe it, I'm not talking nonsense."

Actually, I have one of the easiest ways to determine that you all have psychological problems! ”

"Oh?" Ouyang Mo Fei narrowed his eyes, "What way?" ”

Hu Qiang said: "It's very simple, if you don't have any psychological problems, then how can you listen to me?" ”

Ouyang Mofei frowned: "You are the manager, of course we have to listen to you." ”

"No, it's not." Hu Qiang shook his head.

"Murphy, think about it.

Each of you has outstanding abilities, each has its own strengths, and you can take them out alone, and you are all masters and elites in various fields.

Since you are all so powerful, and you are all real elites, why were you thrown into the Ministry of Necessity?

Obviously, it is because although you have outstanding abilities, you have psychological problems, and you can't get along well with other normal colleagues and cooperate with other people normally.

And the company pays attention to group combat, talking about the collective over the individual, you can't cooperate with normal people, but the ability is still very strong, of course, you belong to the group that has been refrigerated and exiled. ”

"What kind of fallacy is this?" Ouyang Murphy said, "If that's the case, then don't you also come to the Ministry of Urgency?" According to your theory, why do you say that you are the only mentally sound person? ”

"It's simple." Hu Qiang said, "Because I have enough vegetables!" ”

"Clams?" Ouyang Mofei was stunned, "Your dish?" ”

"That's right!" Hu Qiang said.

"At first, I didn't understand why I was suddenly transferred to the Forced Affairs Department, a person with no management experience, as a manager.

Later I figured it out.

The reason why I used to be a manager is because you are all wonderful.

In the face of you, it will only be a waste of resources for ordinary and capable managers to transfer over.

Why?

Because you are all strange and perverted people with outstanding business ability.

If you transfer a manager who is also capable and psychologically normal, it will only dislike each other, and then there will be conflicts.

It's like Xiaobai was sick before, wasn't it because he was crazy diss by the deputy director of the brand department?

We stand in Xiaobai's position, feel that Xiaobai has been wronged, scolded for being autistic, and even has bipolar disorder, and then feels that the deputy director of the brand department is a big bad guy and a big bad person.

But from the standpoint of the person in charge of the brand department, it is normal for people to scold people.

People can't look down on your plan, so I can't scold you a few words?

It doesn't make sense!

People are Party A, Party A is Dad, Dad sees that your plan is not good, scolding you for a few words, isn't it normal?

You think there is a problem with the person in charge of the brand department, that's just what you think.

But in the eyes of others, Xiaobai's situation is sick.

Therefore, you see, if you transfer a capable and psychologically normal manager to lead you, you will definitely be disappointed in you and have conflicts with you, just like the deputy director of the brand department scolding Xiaobai.

What will be the result, it will definitely be centrifugal from top to bottom, tear each other down, and engage in unbearable leadership.

I'm different, I'm inferior to you in all aspects except for age and mentality.

As soon as you see me like this, I don't threaten you, so naturally you won't have a conflict with me.

As for me, it is precisely because I don't understand anything and am very good at everything, so when I get along with you, I won't scold you like everyone else, because my heart is weak.

In this way, the well water does not interfere with the river water, and everyone can live in harmony.

In the same way, it is precisely because I have enough food that my leaders will also feel at ease with me.

For example, my direct boss Lanny Fu, he can justifiably let me carry the black pot because of my dish, because I have little experience.

Anyway, your department always needs a manager, and the transferred manager is internal friction, so it's better to transfer me, a senior rookie who doesn't know anything, over.

Because I have enough food, so the leaders can rest assured, and you can also rest assured, everyone can be safe and sound, and the world will be fine.

So you say, isn't that the truth? ”

Ouyang Mofei raised his eyebrows: "So you want to say that you are a psychologically normal rookie, leading us psychologically abnormal...... Elite? ”

"Apparently yes." Hu Qiang said, "Isn't it? ”

Ouyang Mofei pursed his lips: "What kind of crooked reasoning are you?" ”

Hu Qiang shrugged: "Actually, you already believe my words, right?" ”

"Bullshit, fart all over the place!" Ouyang Mofei shook his head.

Hu Qiang said firmly: "Then how do you explain it, you are all so powerful, but you were sent to the Ministry of Forced Affairs?"

How can you explain that the other managers who were transferred to the company couldn't work for long, so they were driven crazy and then left automatically?

And how do you explain that I can work in the Ministry of Emergencies for a month and get along with you? ”

Ouyang Mofei narrowed his eyes and said: "Lao Hu, if your hypothesis is true, is it possible, in fact, you are also a psychopathic elite, and you still have a kind of traits and abilities that others don't have, but you haven't discovered it yourself?"

After all, what you're talking about, we're all psychopaths.

Can you get along with us perverts, can you still be a normal person? ”

"Makes sense." Hu Qiang nodded thoughtfully, "So, I'm actually a pervert too?" ”

"Or else?"

"Then you hurry up and stay away from me, be careful that I suddenly go crazy, perverted you!"

Seeing Hu Qiang's appearance, Ouyang Mofei pursed his lips and smiled: "It's okay, I know it's a joke." ”

After taking a deep breath, Ouyang Mofei said, "Okay, seeing that you can say so many crooked reasoning and heresies, I am also relieved."

So, I, no, are we actually worried about you in vain? Are you really okay? ”

Listening to Ouyang Mofei's words, Hu Qiang shrugged his shoulders: "I can't say that there is nothing wrong at all, there is still sadness, but it is not as serious as you think."

Anyway, I'm very grateful for your worries, which shows that you have me in your hearts and approve of me.

There's really no need to make a fuss, though.

I am Hu Qiang, and I am nicknamed Hu Jianqiang!

I haven't seen any big winds and waves, virtual companions are such a thing, it's trivial! ”

"I believe you're a ghost!" Ouyang Mofei sneered, "It's unconvincing to say this with tears, let's wipe your tears first!" ”

Hu Qiang immediately touched his eyes with his hand, and found that it was indeed moist, and he shed tears again.

Hurriedly picked up a wet towel and wiped it: "I'm this, no, not what you think, I am, it's just ......"

"Okay, don't explain." Ouyang Mofei looked at Hu Qiang's reluctant smile, and suddenly shook his head, "Don't say it, I believe you or not?" Anyway, tonight, I'll believe everything you say, don't explain. ”

Hu Qiang opened his mouth, and then let out a long sigh, knowing that this misunderstanding could not be explained.

Forget it, destroy it, love drip, drip!

Seeing Hu Qiang continue to wipe his tears silently with a towel there, Ouyang Mofei suddenly smiled:

"Okay, let's not talk about that, let's eat.

After all, you must have not eaten when you came back so late, right? ”

Hu Qiang frowned and shook his head: "I don't have much appetite now, so I won't eat, I just want to sleep early, so you can go back by yourself if you have nothing to do, I ......"

"How's that going to work?" Ouyang Mofei immediately said, "People are iron and rice are steel, and if you don't eat a meal, you will be hungry and panic."

Especially you, you didn't eat at noon today, I guess you didn't even eat breakfast, right?

So, you need to eat something and replenish your stamina now.

Wait until you finish eating and then go to sleep, so that you can recover better. ”

"No need." Hu Qiang frowned, "I really don't need to." ”

"What not to use, it's such a happy decision!"

Speaking of this, Ouyang Mofei stood up and said, "Don't worry, I've already prepared the meal for you, you wait." ”

Soon, Ouyang Mofei went to the kitchen to bring the food.

"Barbecue?" Hu Qiang raised his eyebrows, "Sure enough, it's barbecue again." ”

"What, barbecue can't work?" Ouyang Mofei pursed his lips.

"I didn't say no." Hu Qiang smiled and said, "The barbecue is very good, I like it." ”

Ouyang Mofei smiled.

But suddenly, Ouyang Mofei frowned: "Wait, you didn't smell barbecue before, did you?"

So, you don't smell any body odor on me, you smell barbecue on me? ”

Hu Qiang didn't speak, but just picked up a skewer of grilled pork belly by himself: "Oh, this pork belly is very good, eat it first as a respect." ”

"One Sword Alone"

Seeing Hu Qiang eating grilled pork belly by himself, Ouyang Mofei squinted his eyes, shook his head, and didn't continue to worry about body odor.

"How to do dry eating, wait!"

After speaking, Ouyang Mofei took out a bottle of Lao Baigan from his shoulder bag, and put it on the table: "Barbecue with soju, the more alive the more moisturizing!" ”

Immediately afterwards, Ouyang Mofei took out two more glasses and poured a glass of wine each.

"Drinking again?" Hu Qiang frowned, "No, Mo Fei, I have a headache, can I not drink it?" ”

"No, you have to drink, come on, cheers!" Ouyang Mofei picked up his wine glass.

In desperation, Hu Qiang also picked up his glass of wine, then touched a glass with the other party, and then smothered it in one gulp like Ouyang Mofei.

"Hey, this wine is so spicy!" Hu Qiang, who was suffocated, stammered.

"It's spicy." Ouyang Mofei smiled, "It's hot enough to be strong enough!" ”

Speaking of this, Ouyang Mofei picked up a skewer of skewers and handed it over: "Come, eat skewers and roast kidneys to nourish the kidneys!" ”

"Roasted kidneys again? You can't eat too much of this thing. ”

"What nonsense, hurry up and eat!"

"Oh, it's so spicy, how many chili peppers are there?"

"It's just spicy to be delicious! Come, let's skewer grilled leeks again, which will also nourish the kidneys! ”

"No, my kidney is very good, I don't need to make up for it."

"Let's have a drink! Cheers! ”

"again? There are no outsiders, can we order at will? ”

"Mother-in-law's, mother-in-law, no man,!"

"Murphy, I really have a headache! Also, if you drink alcohol, can you lift your thighs and step on the stool without moving? How unsightly! ”

"Didn't you say that my style is not suitable for the chaperone? Then I'll change back to the way I was, what, don't like it? ”

"Well, you'd better turn back into a companion."

"Hmph, I think beautifully, now I want to accompany you, it's late, come, drink!"

"I really don't want to drink it!"

"That's it, it's okay not to drink, let's rock-paper-scissors, whoever loses, let the other party touch it, you can touch it anywhere, you are not allowed to resist when you touch it, how about it?"

"Whatever you want?"

"Yes, whatever you want!"

"Anywhere?"

"Anywhere!"

“…… I still have a drink with you, I don't want to be touched by you, and I don't want to be accused of sexual harassment by you. ”

"Look at your cowardice! If you don't dare, then come and drink! ”

"Damn, I can say anything, but I can't say cowardice!"

"But you're cowardly."

"My temper! Murphy, you really can't drink it? Drink it! I'm going to you down this time! ”

"Hmph, I don't know who got drunk like that bear last time."

"Last time it was an accident, I was careless, and I drank too quickly! Actually, I'm a good drinker! ”

"Huh!" Ouyang Mofei squinted at Hu Qiang and smiled lightly.

Hu Qiang took a deep breath: "What are you looking at?" Huh? Let me tell you, if we want to say anything else, when it comes to drinking, it's not a waste of fame! This big bowl for drinking wine and a big pot for eating vegetables is talking about our Northeast old men! ”

"Let's do it!"

"Come on, it's done!"

……