169 Phew! What's the matter! Eat me a super invincible dynamic light wave!
"Daddy Hu, Daddy Hu, get up quickly, it's time to get up and go to work!"
"Daddy Hu, Daddy Hu, wake up, if you don't get out of bed, you'll be late for work!"
In a slightly familiar and soft clip sound, Hu Qiang slowly opened his eyes.
Then he was stunned, because he saw a young girl with a double ponytail and a sailor suit, looking at him up close with a smile.
"Little, little accompaniment?" Hu Qiang smiled subconsciously, "Naughty again!" ”
But soon, Hu Qiang thought of something, and his face changed: "No, you are not a little companion, a little companion to her, she ......"
Good-looking romance
Immediately afterwards, Hu Qiang raised his head again, frowned at the sailor suit girl, and then looked at the shadow behind her.
In the end, Hu Qiang was dissatisfied: "Ouyang Mofei? Are you again? Why is it here again? Still pretending to be a companion with me? Is there an end to you? ”
The girl in the sailor suit blinked, smiled and continued to say in a coquettish voice: "People are little companions, Daddy Hu, you recognize the wrong person!" ”
Hu Qiang opened his mouth, and then sighed: "Mo Fei, don't make trouble!"
There is no shadow in the chaperone, but you have a shadow.
Moreover, although you use a lot of shower gel on your body and want to cover up your body odor, the fragrance of the shower gel itself is not normal.
The companion is just a projection, there is no entity, how can there be a smell of shower gel on the body? ”
The girl in the sailor suit blinked again and said in a clip voice: "Is it possible that the little escort has actually become a real person?" ”
"Unless I'm dreaming!" Hu Qiang shook his head.
"Is it possible that you're actually dreaming?" The sailor girl sounded again with a clip.
Hu Qiang raised his eyebrows, and suddenly crossed his hands and aimed at the girl in the sailor suit:
"Phew! What's the matter! Eat me a super invincible dynamic light wave!
biubiubiu! biubiubiu! biubiubiubiu! ”
Just when the whole person of the sailor suit girl was petrified, Hu Qiang put down his hand and sighed:
"You see, even my super invincible dynamic light wave can't kill you, which means it's not a dream!
If you were dreaming, you'd have been wiped out by my super invincible kinetic light wave! ”
The sailor girl trembled her brows: "You, you, you are really ......"
"Stop, don't say it, you're trying to say, you're really a psychopath, aren't you?
Hmph, I'm playing with you, but who asked you to play with me first, Ouyang Mofei! ”
After saying this, Hu Qiang no longer paid attention to the girl in the sailor suit, half sat up, and massaged his temples with his head in his hands.
"I'm drunk again, and it's not good to drink with you every time.
Hiss...... Why does the back of my neck and back hurt, as if I was bitten by something?
No, there are no mosquitoes at this time, and I don't have pets, so I can't be bitten by some messy things, could it be allergies? ”
Suddenly, Hu Qiang remembered something, looked at his bed, and then looked at the girl in the sailor suit.
After blinking, Hu Qiang gasped and looked at the sailor girl with a shocked expression.
"Wait, Murphy, when did you come?
Me, when did I sleep?
And, you, you came early in the morning?
Or did you stay at my house all night without going back overnight?
What the hell are you? ”
The girl in the sailor suit blinked and tilted her head with a smile: "Guess? ”
"I guess you're big!"
After saying this, Hu Qiang held his head in his hands: "Damn! I'm sure I'm getting drunk with you again! Drink the fragments again! ”
Speaking of this, Hu Qiang put down his hands and looked at the girl in the sailor suit: "Mo Fei, we, we didn't have anything happened yesterday, right?" ”
The girl in the sailor suit blinked and said with a smile: "You guess again?" ”
"I shouldn't expect anything from you!"
After saying this, Hu Qiang found that he was actually naked.
After being taken aback, he hurriedly lifted the quilt and carefully glanced down.
Seeing that he was still wearing yesterday's underwear, he was greatly relieved.
"Yo, relieved?" The sailor girl smiled and returned to her normal tone.
"You don't think you're safe with your underwear on, do you?
Is it possible that I actually put that panty on you? ”
"You, you, you ......"
Seeing Hu Qiang's frightened look, the sailor suit girl sneered and continued to say in a cute clip:
"Alright, I lied to you!
Actually, you took off your clothes yourself!
You got drunk last night, yelled about the heat, and then took off your clothes, pants, shoes and socks, and went back to your bed to sleep.
It's all supposed to be your habitual memory, which works automatically when you're drunk.
By the way, you didn't take off your underwear, don't worry.
So, at best, I was forced to watch a strip show by a middle-aged man with spicy eyes, and I didn't do anything to you, so your chastity remained. ”
But soon, the girl in the sailor suit raised her little face, opened her mouth, frowned, poked her right index finger into her cheek, made a cute shape, and said in a clip voice: "No, you have not had chastity for a long time!" ”
Hu Qiang said with a dark face: "Hey, Mo Fei, you are enough!" ”
Hearing this, Ouyang Mofei, who was dressed as a sailor suit and a girl with a double ponytail, narrowed her eyes and said with a smile: "How about it, now that you hear this result, are you relieved?" Still disappointed? ”
Hu Qiang frowned: "Don't come with me!" And, you, what's the matter with you? Did you not go back overnight, or did you go back last night and come back to my house early this morning? ”
"Which answer would you like to hear?" Ouyang Mofei smiled behind his hands.
"I want to hear the truth!"
"The truth, well, I think about it."
Speaking of this, Ouyang Mofei crossed his left arm to support his right elbow, and his right hand held his cheek, pretending to think about it.
Suddenly, Ouyang Mofei clapped his hands and said in a coquettish voice: "Ah, I thought of it!" ”
"What is it?" Hu Qiang asked subconsciously.
Ouyang Mofei blinked: "The truth is that it's not too early!"
If you don't get up again, you'll be late for work!
If you are late for work, you will have to deduct your performance!
If you deduct your performance, you have to deduct the bonus!
So, get out of bed!
Wash up early and eat early.
Full of vitality to work, happy and healthy every day!
Hey Hugh! ”
Hu Qiang didn't spurt out a mouthful of old blood, and then held his forehead with one hand and was speechless for a while: "I, I have completely defeated you!" If you keep going like this, I'm going to be by you! ”
Ouyang Mofei raised his hands again: "Hey Hugh Hey, get up, get up, hey Hugh, hey Hugh!" ”
Hu Qiang smiled bitterly: "Mo Fei, can you stop doing this?"
Don't pretend to be a chaperone anymore, and don't learn the voice of a chaperone!
Although you dress up like a chaperone, you talk very similarly, and your movements and expressions are very similar.
But when I think that you are actually Mo Fei, I, I'm very dramatic! ”
Ouyang Mofei's eyes flickered and he was cute: "Then you can treat me as a companion?" ”
"But you're Mo Fei, not a companion!"
"It's all said that you will treat me as a companion!"
"But I know in my heart that you're not a little companion, it's Mo Fei!" Hu Qiang shook his head, "Okay Mo Fei, I really got your heart, but, but can you not do this?" ”
After a slight pause, Hu Qiang looked at Ouyang Mofei again and said:
"Mo Fei, in fact, you are very beautiful.
And the real you have a very unique temperament, which is also very attractive.
So, don't force yourself and pretend to be someone else.
You're dressed like this, and not only do you look uncomfortable, but you must be uncomfortable too, right? ”