Chapter 250: One More Thing! (3rd Update!) )
"The royal road?"
Hearing Artoria ask himself this, Su Lie fell into a deep thought.
After thinking about King Arthur when he didn't cross over, and the experience of the Dull King in the Holy Grail seems to be quite miserable.
It's all brilliant in the front and miserable in the back.
The orthodox King Arthur pulled out the sword in the stone, and after becoming the overlord of a generation, he took Guineve Adam and later.
Later, he was drugged by his sister Morgan and came to a German orthopedics.
When King Arthur, who woke up and cheated on his own sister, he was uncomfortable and guilty of his wife Guinevia.
What's even more bloody is that Guinevia actually knows.
And the most amazing thing is that the German orthopedics department won the bid that night!
His sister Morgan gave birth to a baby for him, both his own son and his own nephew!
And this baby is Mordred, who ended the kingdom of ancient Great Britain!
On the other hand, Guinavia was also depressed because of her husband King Arthur's cheating, and later with King Arthur's subordinate Lancelot in the Knights of the Round Table.
It's simply that the green people are always green, and your circle is really messy.
But because Queen Guinevera didn't have a sex with Lancelot, she didn't have a physical affair, she was just mentally in love, and King Arthur couldn't find a handle and couldn't find a way.
But the rest of the Knights of the Round Table are very unhappy, why can you Lancelot soak in the back, you are a second or five boy who cheats on the boss's wife!
Then he broke into the palace, happened to meet Guineveria and Lancelot on a date, and beat them up.
Lancelot ran away, and Guinevia was escorted before King Arthur.
Under pressure, King Arthur could only burn Guinevia at the stake in the future!
And Lancelot actually robbed the law field, rescued it, and took Guinevera away to fly away.
Later, because of the glory of the knight (conscience could not pass) and the papal tune, Lancelot returned Guinevia.
Later, Guinavia thought that she was a woman who brought disaster and calamity, and then became a nun.
On the other hand, King Arthur led people to eliminate Lancelot, but was stabbed in the back by his son Mordred, who had entrusted him with important tasks.
This kid actually took advantage of his father's exit to forcibly spread rumors that King Arthur had died in battle, and then forcibly ascended the throne.
The most bloody thing is that this kid actually wants to marry his father, King Arthur's wife, Guinevia.
Then King Arthur turned back and had a tragic duel with this 'filial son', and almost all the main forces of both sides were killed.
There was only one Knight of the Round Table left, Bedwell.
And although the stupid king in the Holy Grail has been motherized, the encounters are very similar.
Thinking of this, Su Lie couldn't help but look at Artoria in front of him with some sympathy, who was only 16 years old and had just won the "Sword in the Lake".
"Derpy! Do you know what is the biggest obstacle in your path to becoming king? Chen Jun turned to Artoria and asked.
"Obstruction?" Artoria, who was questioned rhetorically, was stunned for a moment, and then replied: "You can't abide by the glorious rules in your heart, and you can't bring happiness and peace to your country and people!" ”
"No, no, no!"
Chen Jun shook his head when he heard this, and sure enough, this stupid Mao King is similar to the Nianghua Dull Mao King in the Holy Grail anime.
"I'm talking about your own way of kingship."
"It's ......," Artoria was silent.
"It's actually quite simple." Chen Jun turned to Artoria and said, "No orthopedics, no orthopedics, no orthopedics!" Say the important thing three times! ”
“???”
"It doesn't matter if you don't understand, if you want orthopedics, you have to take safety measures and don't kill people!"
Even if you kill someone, you should be a little more fraternal, if you like it, you will marry, and as a king, you should have more love!
And don't let your men into your harem, or ...... The consequences are unimaginable!
If you can't do it, you can turn all your Knights of the Round Table into women, and then it's no problem!
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Hearing what Chen Jun said, Artoria was confused, and was completely submerged by the ocean of greetings.
"Sure enough, Teacher Merlin also makes mistakes, and learning from Xingyuan, who is also a star spirit, is ...... at all."
A handful of dull hairs on the top of Artoria's depressed head fell down weakly.
Watching Chen Jun talk endlessly about cheating in front of him! Ah, the ex! Durex! The Knights should all be women! Isn't the mother-in-law Lancelot fragrant? The bear child should be beaten up.
The more I listened to Artoria, the more gloomy the look on her face became, and finally she couldn't help but raise her head and stare at Chen Jun with terrifying eyes.
"Can you be serious!"
"I'm talking about letting you teach me how to be king, it's not something weird!"
Chen Jun was yelled at like this, his body subconsciously stepped back, and he looked at the stupid hairy king in front of him who seemed to be angry like a little lion.
"I said that...... That's not a big deal! ”
Chen Jun, who was yelled, couldn't help but weaken a little in his momentum, but thinking of the possible fate of this stupid king in the future, Chen Jun still cheered up again.
He first knocked a few times in embarrassment, and said: "Since you have asked so sincerely, then I will tell you compassionately!" ”
"I will teach you the next piece of red truth, and you should make good use of it! It is the strongest law of the Supreme Multiverse! ”
"Hmm!"
Seeing Chen Jun's suddenly serious look, Artoria couldn't help but become solemn, and his turquoise pupils revealed a serious gaze.
"The first point, the truth is always within the range of the cannon!"
"The second point is that the soldiers and the people of the unshoveled class are the foundation of victory, and the deepest root of the greatness of war lies in the people."
"The third point, universal and in-depth political mobilization, is the prerequisite for overcoming all the difficulties of war."
"Fourth, on protracted war!"
"Point 5......"
For a long time after that, Chen Jun instilled an extremely red power of justice in Artoria.
That kind of supreme law that is above the laws of the heavens and the universe, as long as you can learn a little bit from this proverb, then it will be difficult for you to be miserable in the future!
After listening to Chen Jun's explanation, Artoria's stupid hair stood up.
Listening to some of your words is better than reading a book for ten years!
Although Artoria did not read ten years.
"Alright, Derpy! I've already taught you everything I can teach you, and you'll have to integrate the rest yourself! ”
Chen Jun patted Artoria on the shoulder, "So now you should go deep into the masses and understand what the masses think!" ”
Chen Jun stretched out his hand and pointed to the large group of sand sculpture players who were playing with mud in front of him.
It was as if he was showing Artoria a thousand pounds of the way.
"I see!" Artoria nodded solemnly, then turned around and bowed deeply to Chen Jun.
"Thank you, Star Source Sage!"
After speaking, Artoria got up and was about to leave, but was stopped by Chen Jun!
"One more thing!"