After lunch, everyone lazily came to work in the Ministry of Forced Affairs as usual, and what should they do as usual.

"Xiaobai is really." Su Kejie complained expressionlessly, "I didn't know where to go when I ate at noon, and I didn't come until now, I was the only one to serve the little pieces, and my brain was about to explode when I thought about it!" ”

Sha Lele, who was holding scissors and cutting resumes next to him, said: "Teacher Ajie, don't be depressed, or I'll read the wonderful resume and let you change your mind, look at this." ”

Speaking of which, Sha Lele picked up a resume: "I have a heart that loves work, but I have no choice but to go bankrupt in the last company, go to the boss company in a car accident, and the manager of the last company absconded with money, wow, this person is so unlucky and loves work, it is really inseparable, it is worth learning!" ”

Ouyang Mofei said: "This person is so powerful, let's hire him to work in the enemy company, it's a killer weapon in business warfare, a big killer!" ”

"Thank you, Lele." Su Kejie looked up expressionlessly and said, "After listening to the resume you said, when I think of others still running around to find a job, I don't have to worry about this anymore, I can pay off the mortgage with peace of mind every month, and my mood is immediately better." ”

Speaking of this, Su Kejie put a resume on the shredder, and then said to the shredder: "Little shredded, stay with you, no matter how long it takes, you won't get tired!" ”

It's a pity that after finishing speaking, the shredder didn't move, and Ouyang Mofei next to him smiled slightly.

Su Kejie blinked, then held the shredder in both hands and said, "I'm going to watch you all the time, let's live a small life of men and women together, and give birth to a bunch of small shredders, okay?" ”

It's a pity that the shredder still doesn't move.

Su Kejie took a deep breath and suddenly made a posture of Bidong: "Okay!" ”

The shredder just started working, and Ouyang Mofei next to him also shook his head with a spicy look.

Sha Lele also smiled: "Teacher Ajie, when I think of the picture of you standing in the sunset with a bunch of small shredders, I feel ...... Pretty square! ”

Su Kejie turned his head to look at Sha Lele, and said expressionlessly: "I didn't expect that my first girlfriend would be like this...... What an excellent girl paper! ”

Speaking of which, the shredder happily swallowed a resume sent by Su Kejie.

"Wow! Applejack! Ouyang Mofei next to him smiled and shook his head, "You are becoming more and more able to speak, and sure enough, love makes people progress!" ”

Su Kejie put a resume again: "Actually, it was all made up by Xiaobai in advance, I'll just say it."

However, I found that this little piece is now somewhat immune to verbal compliments.

Just saying nice words, not worthy of the princess's hug, touching the head to kill, Bidong, it didn't react at all.

It seems that its happiness threshold is getting higher and higher, and I really don't know how long I can last. ”

Ouyang Mofei grinned, didn't say anything, and continued to bow his head and do things.

Sha Lele blinked, looked at his little notebook and said: "By the way, Mr. Ajie, I found that the common skill that ranks second in the resume is to be proficient in PS, and you are a PS master, do you have any PS secrets?" ”

Su Kejie said expressionlessly: "There are many secrets, but the most important point is to be able to lie down." ”

As soon as he finished saying this, the printer suddenly began to spit out his resume.

Su Kejie hurriedly said to the shredder: "No, I mean I'm lying down, not you, don't get me wrong!" ”

Seeing that the shredder still didn't move, Su Kejie blinked, simply picked up the shredder, and sang while shaking it from side to side: "As long as you obediently buy you a street, you don't have to guess whether you love you or not!" Wood! ”

After giving a flying kiss, the shredder swallowed the resume again.

Su Kejie breathed a sigh of relief and gently put down the shredder.

Sha Lele said at this time: "Teacher Ajie, why do you all have to exaggerate on your resume? Isn't it good to be realistic? ”

Su Kejie didn't speak, but Ouyang Mofei said: "That's because you on your resume are the one you you want to be, with various professional skills, good at communication, indomitable, and a winner in life!"

It's a pity that after working for many years, most people will be their true selves again, with no skills, no communication, just want to get off work! ”

"I see." Sha Lele nodded.

Su Kejie said: "Mo Fei, you don't have to play percussion anymore, an intern from someone else, if you say that, she will be disappointed in the future." ”

Ouyang Mofei shrugged: "It's better to be disappointed than to be desperate!" While you are still young, recognize the reality as soon as possible, and make changes as soon as possible, it's still too late, don't be like some people, people don't recognize the reality until middle age, and there is nothing they can do to change it. ”

Sha Lele frowned: "I always feel that Mo Fei has something to say." ”

Immediately afterwards, Sha Lele smiled again and said to Su Kejie: "By the way, Mr. Ajie, how is your resume written?" ”

Su Kejie, who had just finished putting an old resume on the shredder, turned his head and looked at Sha Lele: "My resume? Just the standard format.

Well, at the end of my resume, I also wrote a cover letter.

I said, I hope that when I come to your company, I will become an accomplished designer and be able to control my own work.

I also hope that my professional skills can be exchanged for my ideal life. ”

"Congratulations!" Ouyang Mofei suddenly said, "Applejack, your dream has been realized by Du Mu!" ”

Su Kejie looked at Ouyang Mofei with a blank face, didn't say anything, and sat down dejectedly, as if he was in a rather depressed mood.

"How." Ouyang Mofei tilted his head and squinted, "These two sentences won't work, it's not like you, Ajie?" ”

Su Kejie was just about to speak, when his mobile phone suddenly vibrate.

Su Kejie had no choice but to pick up the phone first, but soon became cautious: "Mr. Du, it's me, what?" Still want to change? But I changed it according to your wishes, huh? What, with a new idea? ”

As soon as he said this, Pang Xiaobai walked in from the outside with his chest held high, his expression particularly arrogant.

Seeing Pang Xiaobai's arrogant appearance, Ouyang Mofei said with a little curiosity: "Xiaobai, you are here, Ajie has been working alone for so long, and now it is your turn to go to the Bidong shredder." ”

Pang Xiaobai pursed his lips disdainfully, raised his head and said loudly: "Hmph! I'm never going to waste my life again! Bidong shredders? Love whoever you are! ”

At this moment, Su Kejie was still whispering into the phone: "Okay, Mr. Du, but have you decided on the plan this time?" Won't it change again, right? ”

As soon as he heard Su Kejie say this, Pang Xiaobai pursed his lips, walked over directly, and snatched Su Kejie's mobile phone.

After that, under Su Kejie's surprised eyes, Pang Xiaobai said loudly into the mobile phone:

"Hey, Du Mu, if you have the ability, you can come over and fight alone, don't bully people over the phone!

Let me tell you, if you have no aesthetics, no taste and no ability, you will only slap your boss, what do you have to be proud of?

What? Who am I?

Lao Tzu Xing does not change his name, sits and does not change his surname, Pang Xiaobai, the word moonlight, the 2D layer of the Ministry of Urgency!

If you have the ability, you can come, see if I can't kill you! ”

After saying this, Pang Xiaobai hung up the phone directly, and then raised his head elegantly and shook his head, and yelled:

"Cool! It's really cool to step on a horse! ”

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