Chapter 56: Baby in the Ass
"Stinky boy, do you want to me off?" Roland was so angry that he poured wine into his mouth, and in the blink of an eye, the big jar of rum bottomed out.
Damn, how did that friend of his own, a hero, give birth to such a stupid descendant?
In fact, Roland was just hanging out on the dock today, looking for the sailors to spend time as usual, but a strong man who was seasick was suddenly carried down from the boat, and with his eyesight, he naturally saw the racial characteristics of the strong man when he was seasick, so he brought Ariza back to carefully confirm, but he didn't think that this kid was a stupid child!
Du Chen thought carefully about the ins and outs of the matter again, and felt that this Roland should have no other intentions, after all, he and Ariza were poor and white, and there was nothing worth his efforts to design and murder.
Thinking of this, Du Chen smiled and said: "Mr. Roland, don't worry, slaves can't cultivate Dou Qi is the code of the Holy Sect, and we can't violate it, but I am Ariza's master, I can give him a free body and let him turn into my fighter retinue." Actually, Ariza has done this before. ”
Roland looked at Du Chen and shouted, "Then what are you waiting for?
"Okay, I'll give him a free body!" Du Chen just put his hand on Alizadeh's shoulder according to the etiquette of the nobles, but unexpectedly, Aliza panicked, sat on the ground and cried, "The young master doesn't want me anymore, the young master doesn't want me anymore!"
Roland and Du Chen looked at each other, Roland was depressed, and Du Chen was secretly snickering.
Although Ariza is stupid, he also has feelings, the two have grown up together since childhood, get along day and night, and the family affection cultivated in the past ten years is by no means something that can be replaced by a few words from Roland.
However, a 'crystal-level' fighting god wants to take the initiative to take care of Ariza, and he has no reason to refuse, right?
"Ariza, the young master doesn't want you, you let you learn from this gentleman!" Du Chen grabbed Ariza's hand and pointed at Roland, "No, this gentleman can not only teach you to fight spirit, but also make very delicious roast cows!"
"Ariza don't roast the cow, Ariza will follow the young master!"
Roland suddenly smiled, it was a very weird smile, "Damn, I'm impatient, boy, get out of here!"
As he spoke, he grabbed Du Chen's collar like lightning, followed the wrong step and spun around twice, just like Du Chen threw a practice ball in his previous life, and threw Du Chen out. "This kid is here for me!"
Du Chen only felt that the sky was spinning, and before he could react, his body flew into the sky, and when his mind came to his senses, he was already dozens of meters above the ground. "Mr. Roland, can I come and visit Ariza in the future!"
"Don't bother me when you're fine!"
That is, not to refuse to come to him yourself.
The next time, Du Chen began to worry about how he would land.
But fortunately, when he crossed a graceful arc in the sky, and when he came to the top of the arc, an emerald green light flashed around him, and Mina flew up and caught Du Chen with vines.
"Little handsome man, what did that madman tell you? It seems that you didn't save your strong servant!" Mina did not land after catching Du Chen, but flew straight to the center of Doushen Island.
Du Chen pursed his lips and said sarcastically: "Professor Mina, I guess you don't have the right to ask everything about that madman, right?" Hehe, your speed was so fast just now, is this the specialty of the elf race?"
Mina smiled playfully, it was indeed unkind for her to throw down Du Chen and turn around and run, but she defended: "No way, that's what we do, if you leave your sister and run away alone, your sister won't blame you!"
Walking along the pier of Doushen Island, about a few miles away, there is a wide square, surrounded by rows of statues, including Zig's—these are the statues of the deans of the past.
When Mina landed on the square with Du Chen, it was crowded with students, students waiting to report, and teachers and teachers to maintain order.
An elf beauty led a blonde boy from the sky and immediately attracted everyone's attention. Under the hot gaze, Du Chen suddenly felt uncomfortable, while Mina generously pulled him around, and after a while, all the trivial matters of reporting were dealt with.
Steve and Charlie are both fire fighters, and they will enter the Valley of Fire to study, while Du Chen, an alternative member of the St. Cain family, was arranged in Sheung Shui Pavilion, and the three brothers separated, and Du Chen led his servant Harry alone to a small courtyard he rented.
After Harry packed everything, Du Chen glanced at the simple bedroom and ordered, "You go out and find a room to live in!"
"Yes, master, you really touched the snow people by your concern for me, please allow me to praise your ......"
"Get out!" Du Chen waved his hand and sent away the verbose Xuebi people, then took care of the doors and windows, and checked his suitcase, fortunately, the secret marks on it were all there, and no one had touched this box!
The claw war hammer, the necklace, and Ziggy's cloud chain are all here! If the contents of this box are discovered, Du Chen will probably face a catastrophe. We must find a safer place to save Dongzang!
Du Chen took out three treasures from the box, the claw war hammer and the necklace are okay, just hide them with you, but after the cloud mist chain turns into a metal ball form, it is still too big, if you put this Dongzang Province under the crotch...... Du Chen has no doubt that he will suffer from some 'unspeakable' diseases!
"If only these things could be turned into tattoos!" Du Chen remembered the lotus flower on his buttocks.
Wait, it seems...... Should......
Du Chen patted his head, "Damn, I should have thought of it a long time ago!"
Summoning a lotus flower and using its internal strength to push it to its maximum form, the golden lotus canopy and lotus leaves are combined to look like a small basin of water.
Du Chen first took out a copper coin and put it on the lotus canopy, and then his mind turned.
Suddenly, the lotus flower returned to Du Chen's buttocks, and he turned his head to look.
Haha! Among the lotus tattoos on the buttocks, there is an extra tattoo of a copper coin, and the volume of the copper coin has been reduced accordingly.
"Master Grape, I praise you!" Du Chen was overjoyed, this method really worked!
Next, the egg-sized claw war hammer, the melon-sized cloud chain, the necklace and some lock-picking items that he carried with him were all thrown onto his ass by Du Chen.
However, the volume of the lotus magic weapon after leaving the body is not large, and Du Chen can only put these things for the time being.
Looking at Du Chen's buttocks again, on the first flower of the three trigrams, there are two more metal balls, a necklace, and a pack of lock-picking tools, these things are correspondingly reduced in size and overlapped with the lotus, which looks weird.
"Damn, there will be a place to harbor stolen goods in the future!" Du Chen laughed.
Du Chen believes that as the internal strength of the lotus continues to increase, the volume of the magic weapon will become larger and larger, and there will be more and more things it can hide, and maybe it can put a few big living people on the buttocks!
He was excitedly experimenting when there was a knock on the door outside, it was Harry the Snowbi, "Honorable master, there are a few guests who want to see you!"
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