228 Paranoia is amazing

After seeing Tang Haixing's face being hit, Hu Qiang felt secretly happy.

Let you be high, let you be confident, let you have a high profile!

Paranoia is amazing, I'm still feeling ichthyos.

"Ahem!" Hu Qiang cleared his throat and turned another page, "Then, forget this question, please listen to the next question!" ”

"You say!" Tang Haixing straightened his chest again, "I probably understand a little bit now, this time it's definitely okay!" ”

Hu Qiang smiled slightly, looked down at the handout: "Then, if the chairman asks you, what do you do in your spare time, how do you answer?" ”

Tang Haixing smiled slightly, and said confidently: "Of course it is, read the chairman's autobiography!" ”

Hu Qiang shook his head: "Wrong again!" ”

"That's wrong, too?" Tang Haixing frowned.

"Of course." Hu Qiang said, "Then, it is written on it, the chairman has long made it clear that most people who have no hobbies can't balance work and life, and this kind of person is embarrassed!" ”

Tang Haixing said: "Reading the chairman's autobiography is really my hobby." ”

Hu Qiang shook his head: "Reading the chairman's autobiography, maybe you think it is, but others think it's not."

Everyone will only think that you are deliberately sycophants when you say that your hobby is reading the chairman's autobiography.

Especially the chairman, you said in front of the chairman that your usual hobby is to read the chairman's autobiography, and he must have thought that you deliberately greeted him and deliberately patted him like this.

As mentioned above, the chairman hates this kind of beard and the like the most, and thinks that only incompetent people will be able to beat horses. ”

Speaking of this, Hu Qiang raised his head and said: "It's not that the chairman doesn't like to listen to nice words, the key is that you read the chairman's autobiography too directly and straightforwardly, everyone will think that you are deliberately currying favor with the chairman to say this, and they will think that this is a very low-end slap in the face."

Of course I believe you, but others won't believe you.

Starfish, sometimes it's good to be confident, but you can't be overconfident.

Don't always think yes, make the chairman think yes, you know? ”

Tang Haixing frowned, looking like he had been taught.

Hu Qiang turned the page again: "Next question, the chairman asked again, what other benefits does our company have, which can be improved, how do you answer?" ”

Tang Haixing frowned and thought about it, he wanted to say something, but he didn't dare to say it, after all, he had answered two questions incorrectly before.

Seeing that Tang Haixing didn't dare to speak, Hu Qiang looked at Lele: "Lele, what do you say?" ”

"Huh? I? Sha Lele thought for a moment.

"Well, I, I don't think there's much more that can be improved.

The food in the cafeteria is delicious, the reading room is well stocked, and there are plenty of snacks in the lounge area, and you can eat them for free, hehe. ”

Hu Qiang shook his head: "Lele, although your answer can't be wrong, it is too ordinary, and it is difficult to leave a deep impression on the chairman." ”

"Then I'll tell you the truth!" Tang Haixing raised his hand and said, "I don't think I have experienced many of the company's benefits, because I have been busy with work and have no time to experience these benefits." ”

Hu Qiang said: "If the chairman listens to your answer, it will be even more sad and sad." ”

"Why is that?" Tang Haixing asked.

Hu Qiang said: "Do you think, the chairman of the board of directors and his old man spent a lot of money to buy the company's welfare, but it has become a decoration and has been idle, if he knows, can he be happy?" ”

Tang Haixing frowned: "This, this problem is too pitiful, right?" Isn't that right? ”

Hu Qiang smiled coldly: "What do you think? Otherwise, everyone can easily answer, then all the people who have had dinner with the chairman have been promoted and raised, how can it be that only a very small number of people have been promoted and raised, and most of them have left with a cover? ”

"Roll up and leave?" Sha Lele was stunned for a moment, "Manager Hu, it's just a meal, isn't it?" ”

"Ugh." Hu Qiang sighed, "Lele, starfish, I won't hide it from you until now, eating with the chairman, in fact, the challenges outweigh the opportunities, once the chairman is not satisfied, it will not be reused, and it may be ......."

Speaking of this, Hu Qiang turned his right hand into a knife and wiped it on his neck: "Card!" ”

Sha Lele gasped: "So serious? ”

Hu Qiang nodded.

"Then you can't mess around." Tang Haixing said, "No matter how you answer, isn't this a pit person?" The chairman can't be like this! ”

Hu Qiang turned the page: "It can't be said that these questions are all pitfalls, the chairman asks these questions, and the key is to test your ability through these questions."

For example, here's a real-life example.

It is said that the chairman once asked a person the same question, and after this person answered, the chairman was very happy after hearing it, and turned around and gave him a promotion and a raise. ”

"So powerful?" Tang Haixing raised his eyebrows, "How did you answer?" ”

Hu Qiang said: "That's the case, the chairman once asked this person, saying what other benefits does our company have, which can be improved?"

This person smiled first, and then replied, Chairman, our group is not as good as before, it used to be just a small building, but now it has become a multinational group.

Let's take the business cluster park where I am currently located, which is really too large, and the facilities are too far apart.

Of course, if the chairman is willing to give the park a shuttle bus, I, a fat man, must give it a try! ”

Speaking of this, Hu Qiang raised his head: "You see, in this person's answer, he recalls the past, affirms the present, looks forward to the future, and half-jokingly, makes a request to the chairman."

As soon as the chairman heard this, he knew that this was the company's veteran, and he had worked hard in the past.

It is only because of the rapid expansion of the group that some places are not in place, so he does not have the time and effort to enjoy the company's benefits.

But he can find the problems of the company's welfare, and euphemistically propose solutions, which makes people listen to it very comfortably, and he is a capable person!

How could the chairman not promote such a capable person who has qualifications and ability, and who can also speak? ”

Tang Haixing and Sha Lele glanced at each other, and they both gasped.

Seeing that these two people were suppressed, Hu Qiang smiled slightly: "Now you know how powerful this handout is, right?" Isn't this better than the chairman's autobiography? ”

Immediately afterwards, Hu Qiang asked: "Then, let me ask you again, what is the point of raising a glass when toasting with the chairman?" Did you know? ”

Sha Lele shook his head with Tang Haixing, saying that he didn't know.

Hu Qiang asked again: "So what is the point of drinking in front of the chairman?" What are the taboos? ”

Sha Lele and Tang Haixing shook their heads again, also saying that they were not clear.

Hu Qiang asked again: "When the chairman spoke, what details of his behavior deserve our attention?" What does his different micro-expressions mean? Do you all understand this? ”

Sha Lele and the chairman glanced at each other, and then Sha Lele decisively looked down at the handout.

As for Tang Haixing, he also decisively picked up the handout that he had just thrown on the table and read it carefully.

Seeing that both of them paid attention to it, Hu Qiang helped his glasses: "Very good, I am very relieved to see you serious!" ”

Speaking of this, Hu Qiang stood up and said, "Okay, you guys take your time, I'm going back to the Urgent Affairs Department and distribute the handouts to the others." ”

Immediately afterwards, Hu Qiang paused, leaned over again and bent down, and then lowered his voice and said: "Remember, this is a secret scroll of ten thousand beasts that I worked very hard to get, I can only read it myself, don't say it!" ”

Tang Haixing and Sha Lele both nodded at the same time.

Hu Qiang smiled slightly: "Very good, I am relieved, I am worthy of being my good employee!" ”