Hearing Jin Ruoyu say this, Sha Lele blinked, then smiled awkwardly and stopped explaining.

Tang Haixing sighed and said earnestly: "I said Secretary Jin, we are going to simulate having dinner with the chairman today, not going to a ball, do you need to make yourself the same as Shaanxi and Sicilian?" And what you just said, why did you change your Henan accent?"

Jin Ruoyu squinted his eyes half-squinted, and calmly said in Shaanxi flavor Henan dialect:

"Surveys have shown that if you are a fellow villager with a leader, the probability of being promoted is 35% higher.

If you happen to have the same study abroad experience as the leader, the probability of getting promoted will be 30% higher!"

As soon as he heard this, Sha Lele immediately said in surprise, "Teacher Ruoyu, have you also studied abroad? Where did you study abroad? Which country?"

Jin Ruoyu said calmly: "I haven't thought about it yet, anyway, as long as I don't go to the same country as the chairman, then I won't be in trouble."

"Oh, I see." Sha Lele nodded with a clear face.

Jin Ruoyu took a sharp breath: "In short, having dinner with the chairman is an opportunity, whether you can be promoted and raised, it depends on this situation."

After taking a deep breath again, Jin Ruoyu pinched his waist with both hands and said softly: "I originally wanted to say that since I knew that I was going to eat with the big boss, I felt that the air in this broken place smelled sweeter, but this corset is really tight, panting, it's so difficult!"

Sha Lele frowned: "Then if you are foolish, do you want me to help you loosen up?"

"No!" Jin Ruoyu took a deep breath again, "The waist is to be thin, and if you loosen it, the wood will have the value of wearing a drop, and you can still hold on to it, and the wood will be dropped!"

After saying this, Jin Ruoyu took a deep breath again and took a forced breath into his lungs.

Seeing Jin Ruoyu's appearance, Tang Haixing frowned and shook his head: "Secretary Jin, how can you deceive the chairman?"

"It's not called deception!" Jin Ruoyu immediately replied, "This is called outwitting! It's better that you can talk nonsense, so you can only spell people."

Speaking of this, Jin Ruoyu spun around in place: "What's the matter? Forehead ......"

As soon as he said a word, Jin Ruoyu stumbled and almost fell.

"Teacher Ruoyu." Sha Lele frowned, "Is it really okay for you to do this?"

"Don't worry!" Jin Ruoyu continued to maintain an elegant posture, "I know it in my heart, this bit of waist is a small meaning!"

Seeing this, Pang Xiaobai bent down and whispered in Su Kejie's ear, "Ajie, this is definitely the most exciting dress I've seen recently, there is no one!"

Su Kejie was about to nod his head when he suddenly heard another sound of footsteps.

Everyone followed the sound and found a slender square dance aunt walking in outside the roller shutter door.

Take a closer look, oh, it turns out that the slender aunt wearing a green square dance aunt costume and a gray wig on her head is actually Ouyang Mofei!

Ouyang Mofei, who was dressed in square dance aunt equipment, walked in a bewitching square dance step like this, and walked in with no one in his eyes.

Walking into the office and seeing that everyone was looking at him, Ouyang Mofei paused, then smiled slightly, and suddenly posed for a square dance!

After everyone was stunned and motionless, Ouyang Mofei, who had finished posing, smiled lightly, continued to swayed to his workstation, picked up his orchid finger, picked up a snack on the table, tore open the package, and pretended to eat it enchantingly.

Seeing Ouyang Mofei's dress and style, Su Kejie finally spit out a mouthful of turbid breath in his chest, and then frowned tightly and said, "Xiaobai, I think what you just said was too early, isn't there anything more exciting about this?"

Pang Xiaobai nodded silently, meaning that he seriously agreed with Su Kejie's words.

At this moment, Hu Qiang, who was carrying a pile of disposable tableware in his left hand and a stack of pizza in his right hand, walked in with a smile.

While walking inside, Hu Qiang also said with a smile: "Simulated eating, simulated eating." Come, comrades, see what I have brought to you......"

As soon as he said this, Hu Qiang looked up and saw Jin Ruoyu in a yellow princess dress, immediately

Yi frowned: "Hey, Secretary Jin, what the hell are you?"

Immediately afterwards, Hu Qiang turned his head and saw Ouyang Mofei dressed as an aunt, and immediately retreated:

"Ah!! What the hell, what the hell?"

After shouting, Hu Qiang forcibly calmed down, and then said loudly, "What are you doing? Collectively crossed? What the hell are you wearing?"

Ouyang Mofei said with an innocent face: "Didn't you say, you have to dress more formally today, is it better to wear a uniform?" Square dance uniforms are uniforms."

"You can't wear that like that!" Hu Qiang said, "I'm asking you to wear a workplace uniform, not a square dance uniform!"

Ouyang Mofei said indifferently: "The chairman is old, he must like square dancing, and I also like it!"

Hu Qiang gritted his teeth: "Ouyang Mofei! You're hearted, aren't you?

Among all of them, you are afraid that the world will not be chaotic, sing against me every day, and work against me all day long!

Do you know that a department should be neat and tidy, and there must be a sense of teamwork!

Also, why am I so bitter? Not for everyone?

Do you really think I like that?

I also want to ignore you, but this time I am not the only one who has dinner with the chairman, I want to eat with everyone.

You all have great powers, and you probably know what it means to have dinner with the chairman.

What are the great opportunities and challenges, I am afraid that you will worry and fool you.

In fact, the challenges outweigh the opportunities!

If you really want to treat this meal as a child's play, and mess around.

If the chairman really gets angry and lays off our department as a whole, what will happen then?"

Speaking of this, Hu Qiang looked at Su Kejie: "You, you have a mortgage to repay, if you are laid off, do you have the confidence to find a better job and a higher income in the short term than you have now?"

Seeing Su Kejie lower his head, Hu Qiang looked at Pang Xiaobai again: "And you, although you don't have a mortgage, you don't even have a girlfriend, you will always find a daughter-in-law to marry in the future, if you are laid off, are you confident that you will immediately find a better job than now?"

After Pang Xiaobai also lowered his head, Hu Qiang looked at Jin Ruoyu again: "And you, if you don't have this job, what are you going to do?" When you are a funny anchor, you still go back to your hometown to get married, are you willing to go back like this?"

Jin Ruoyu opened his mouth, but still lowered his head.

Hu Qiang looked at Sha Lele and Tang Haixing again: "You are the same, you really don't have this job, what are you going to do?" Well? Is there really a mine at home?"

Seeing that Sha Lele and Tang Haixing both lowered their heads and stopped talking, Hu Qiang turned his head and looked at Ouyang Mofei with an indifferent face: "And you...... Right?"

Speaking of this, Hu Qiang immediately stopped looking at Ouyang Mofei, turned his head and said loudly: "Anyway, I'll change my clothes for a while, pay attention to it, as for now, I bought a pizza, simulate eating first, and then talk about other things after eating."

"Pizza?" Sha Lele was the first to raise his head and clap his hands excitedly, "Great, Manager Hu, I didn't expect you to order a pizza?"

"Of course." Hu Qiang said, "I've thought about it, why can't you eat with the chairman of the board, why can't you use high-end Western food, Western food requires knives and forks, and although pizza is simple, it also uses knives and forks, so I bought you pizza."

Ouyang Mofei propped up the table with his hands behind and smiled at Hu Qiang: "Manager Hu, you are really good-hearted."

"That's a must!" Hu Qiang said, "Okay, let's come over and share the pizza and eat it while it's hot, just right, we can take this opportunity to have a mock meal!"

Just as everyone was happily about to come up to share the pizza and then simulate the meal, Starter suddenly projected a hologram of Lenny Fu.

After the image of Lannie Fu appeared, before Hu Qiang could say hello, he first said with a serious face:

"Johnny, the latest information, destroy the handout I gave you!

Before the chairman had dinner with a department before, he suddenly found that the department had made preparations before the meal, and he also got the handout, and as a result, he was angry.

Disbanded the entire department.

Therefore, the chairman already knows the matter of the handout, you must not follow the content of the handout, once the chairman finds out that your response is the same or similar to the handout, you will be fired!

That's it, hurry up and destroy the handouts, don't learn, remember to remember!"

After saying these words with a serious face, the image of Lenny Fu disappeared immediately.

After listening to Lannie Fu's words, Hu Qiang was directly stunned: "How can this be? Isn't this a waste of time?"

After speaking, Hu Qiang looked back at everyone and found that everyone was looking at him without saying a word.

Turning his head and looking at Ouyang Murphy again, Ouyang Murphy suddenly made a square dance pose!

That's pretty spicy to the eye!

It's a pity that Hu Qiang is no longer the original Hu Qiang, and his ability to resist this kind of spicy eye operation is no longer covered.

Therefore, in the face of Ouyang Mofei's spicy pose, Hu Qiang just glanced at it calmly, and then said calmly:

"Murphy, it's time for you, don't play tricks, OK? I'm really not in the mood to mess with you right now!"

Ouyang Mofei put down his hand, pursed his lips and shrugged, and said with an indifferent look:

"Don't get me wrong, I'm just looking at everyone so nervous, posing for everyone to relax.

By the way, since the content in the handouts doesn't count, will the simulated eating continue?

Especially, can you still eat the pizza you bought?

If so, when?"

Hu Qiang looked at the pizza in his hand, then at Ouyang Mofei, and then at the many subordinates who were speechless.

"Lele." Hu Qiang suddenly said to Sha Lele, "Take it and divide it, I didn't eat it while it's hot!"

"Thank you, Manager Hu." Sha Lele smiled and trotted over to take the pizza in Hu Qiang's hand.

Immediately afterwards, everyone flocked to share the pizza with Sha Lele.

Seeing everyone happily dividing the pizza, Hu Qiang sighed again.

"Don't sigh!" Ouyang Mofei suddenly said behind Hu Qiang's back, "The soldiers are coming to block the water and cover the earth, isn't it just to have a meal with the big boss, what's the big deal?" Why are you talking so much?"

Hu Qiang looked back at Ouyang Mofei: "I'm not ...... yet"

"For you!" Ouyang Mofei suddenly answered.

Immediately afterwards, Ouyang Mofei squinted at Hu Qiang: "Okay, don't talk about that all day long, my ears are calloused."

If you're really good for us, don't nag every day, and do something practical, like today's pizza, which is great."

Hu Qiang squinted at Ouyang Mofei, frowned and said, "You, I...... Forget it, I can't say you, let's go, eat pizza!"