"With my years of experience in picking up girls, I look like a beauty from the back, and a girl who is definitely a dinosaur from the front, and now I am grabbing a handful." Zhao Bin began to show off his rich experience in front of the two rookies again. It's just that what he never expected was that the two new roommates who looked like a pair of crooked melons and cracked dates around him, one left and one right, were actually two men with stories.

"Boss Bin is high, high!" Looking at the honest appearance of the fat man Zhang nodding and bowing, no one would have thought that this kid was still in the Texas juvenile detention center three months ago.

"No matter how high you see, the three of us buddies haven't folded, let's find a random place to squat first." Through a short time together, the four eyes basically figured out Zhao Bin's temperament, and he was not as scared as Zhao Bin when they first met. He found a random place to sit down, but his tricks were not honest, looking around.

"What are you looking at, if it weren't for your stinky fart, looking in the mirror, we wouldn't be stupid to sit at the end and look at the back of the head!" Zhang Fatzi likes to raise the bar with Four Eyes now, because as soon as he sees Four Eyes' little white face, he can't help but think of the former friend who was beaten half dead by him, and that kid is also a white and pure four-eyed boy.

"Come on, come with me." Zhao Bin took the lead, Fat Boy and Four Eyes followed, and the three of them came to the front phalanx and stopped beside a little fat man.

"What, what do you want to do?" The little fat man was stared at by Zhao Bin, a little stunned.

"Little fat man, were you farting just now?" Zhao Bin suddenly asked a ridiculous question. "You and the hell...... I didn't fart, don't talk nonsense! The little fat man originally wanted to be rude to Zhao Bin, but Zhao Bin glared at him, so he swallowed the foul mouth back hard.

"You didn't fart? How did I smell a puff of poison just now? Zhao Bin said with a straight face, turned his head again, and asked Fat Boy and Four Eyes, "Did he fart just now?" ”

Fat boy and Four-Eyed are not fools, in Zhao Bin's words, the hint is so obvious, how can the two of them not hear it? The fat boy immediately glared at the little fat man: "That's right! You're farting just now, get out of here and sit down! ”

The little fat man is not a fool, and he said sideways: "Damn, there are so many people here, how can you be sure that the fart just now must have been put by me?" You're trying to find fault with me, aren't you? ”

Oh, this little fat man is not stupid, the corners of Zhao Bin's mouth curved out of a good-looking arc, with a wicked smile on his face, although it was a wicked smile, but it still fascinated a lot of girls who turned their heads to look at the excitement.

"Xiaolu, look over there, your family is bullying people again." Zhou Xiaoyan's ears were sharp, and she had heard the conversation between Zhao Bin and the little fat man a long time ago, and stabbed Ye Xiaolu's ***.

Ye Xiaolu secretly looked back and saw Zhao Bin's wicked smile, she suddenly felt that the little fat man was very pitiful, and muttered to her new best friend: "Zhou Xiaoyan, I don't know who Zhao Bin is today, don't mention him to me." ”

This girl is afraid that Zhao Bin will be angry and will affect her again. Just now, Zhao Bin was cheap for a while, and offended those bold and spicy senior sisters, after Ye Xiaolu went back, he was blinded by many senior sisters, fortunately, Ye Xiaolu was loved by everyone, flowers bloomed, and his mouth was sweet, pitiful to help Zhao Bin apologize, the senior sister of the basketball team, when she saw Ye Xiaolu, she liked her very much, and she was straightforward, and said: "Xiaolu, is that little ruffian really your boyfriend?" With your conditions, how can you ...... "This stupid girl is the main force of the school girls' basketball team, nearly ten centimeters taller than Zhao Bin, and belongs to the kind of girl who is only long and has no eyes."

If Zhao Bin commits public anger again, Ye Xiaolu may also be unlucky.

Die Zhao Bin, if you don't bully people, you will die!

Ye Xiaolu was very angry, but she immediately began to worry about Zhao Bin again, alas, who called this girl just like this bad boy!

"Hey, you guys, was this little fat man farting just now?" Zhao Bin asked again, the two male classmates beside the little fat man.

"Yes...... It's the three of us farting. The two boys, obviously recognized Zhao Bin, and they were a little trembling when they spoke, the little fat man couldn't bear it, and wanted to defend, but was pulled by his friend and muttered a few words in his ear, the fat man was stunned, and turned to look at Zhao Bin with awe-inspiring eyes, "We were farting just now, I'm sorry." ”

"No need to apologize." The little fat man is still acquainted, Zhao Bin smiled with satisfaction, and said: "You sit in front and fart, and the classmates in the back will smell the poisonous gas you release." So, you better sit in the last row of empty seats, so that at least when you fart, you won't pollute others. ”

Fallacious reasoning! Ye Xiaolu said angrily in her heart, how could this Zhao Bin be so bad?

"Wow! I've never seen a bully like him, will they fight on the spot? Zhou Xiaoyan's face was excited, afraid that the world would not be chaotic.

"Yes, Brother Bin, you're right, let's sit in the back." The three little fat men swallowed their anger, quickly got up, and gave way to Zhao Bin and the others. Seeing that the little fat man was soft, Zhao Bin didn't deceive people too much, patted the little fat man's shoulder hard, and said with a smile: "Thank you, little fatty, your surname?" Which department? ”

"Don't dare, don't dare." The little fat man waved his hand again and again, "My name is Ye Qixiang, from the Department of Mathematics, and our dormitory is opposite Guibaodi." ”

"Oh, that's pretty close, my brothers often come to visit the door, what's the trouble, just come to me Zhao Bin, it's a buddy, just be polite to me." Zhao Bin patted his chest muscles and smiled.

"Thank you, Brother Bin! Thank you, Brother Bin! "The three little fat men immediately smiled, if they can make friends with such a strong character, the three of them will be able to walk sideways in this campus in the future." Who doesn't know that Brother Bin is righteous and willing to fight for his roommates, my little fat man can get to know Brother Bin, it's really a blessing for three lives! ”

The little fat man said, took out a pack of Great China, shook out a cigarette, Zhao Bin waved his hand, "My girlfriend doesn't allow me to smoke, thank you little fat man, I'll invite you to drink another day." ”

The little fat man was stunned for a moment, and took back the cigarette with a smile, "How can you let Brother Bin break the bank, see you later." The three of them sat happily in the last row. Zhao Bin and the three of them were arrogant magpie nest doves.

"Wow! This kid is too arrogant! But this girl likes this arrogance in him, buddies are not bad, sisters don't love it! Hee-hee. ”

"Didn't you see him fighting at noon? He knocked down a dozen of them alone! Looking at the cartilage boys in our class, if this kind of unexpected situation happens, it would be good to be able to persuade the roommates we just met. ”

"But the two boys next to him, the performance at noon was too dirty, Zhao Bin finished playing, these two goods just ended, dancing like monkeys, too contrived! This kind of man, which sister can take a fancy to it, that's a strange thing. ”

These sisters who don't know each other around are talking about Zhao Bin's gossip again, and they are all good things about Zhao Bin, which makes Ye Xiaolu feel very comfortable when she listens to it.

However, Four Eyes and Fat Boy listened to the gossip of these girls, and they were a little unhappy. Both of them are slandering: a bunch of ignorant chicks will chew their tongues. If the master shakes out our worth and background, you vulgar fans, don't take the initiative to give the master a hug, it will be a strange thing.

"My day, the girls of our Huagong University, this comprehensive quality is too low, some fat girls, the body shape is like a dinosaur, and some ugly girls look like relatives like Sister Feng, there are not a few, I can see it." The four eyes whispered, and suddenly their eyes lit up, "Boss Bin, it's still the sisters from the law school who are eye-catching, yo, the little sister-in-law and her best friend are also here." ”

Zhao Bin looked at the four eyes, his eyeballs were about to fall, Ye Xiaolu was dressed in black tonight, a pleated dress with black lace edges, and her slender legs under the skirt were put on the Langsha black silk that Zhao Bin bought her that day, her long hair was pulled up, and she was slightly upturned after being tied up, and on her delicate melon seed face, she also smeared a faint eyeshadow and pink lip gloss.

This dress made countless animals swallow their saliva secretly, even Zhao Bin had never seen Ye Xiaolu dressed up, showing the little sexiness of the innocent girl, elegant and bold.

As if she really had a heart, Ye Xiaolu felt Zhao Bin's gaze, and when she looked back, her eyes and Zhao Bin's eyes met in mid-air, Ye Xiaolu's face turned red and she spit out her little tongue at Zhao Bin.

Zhao Bin was tickled by Ye Xiaolu's playful little action, and immediately took out his mobile phone and quickly sent a text message: "Ye Xiaolu, you finally put on the stockings I bought for you today, wow, you are so beautiful!"

At the same time, the staff at the scene closed the door of the auditorium, and a bad old man, accompanied by a charming **, walked to the rostrum in the center.

The noisy auditorium gradually quieted down, and Dean Wang, whom Zhao Bin had met once, was also among them. She adjusted the microphone for a moment, and then smiled: "Good evening, students!" ”

Even if it is the most characterless opening statement, everyone has to give some face. Crackled, and there was sparse applause below. The female dean's face was a little unkind, and she said that the old lady was only thirty-four or five, and she was not yet the age of the old Zhuhuang, so it was too faceless to applaud like this, right?

"Tonight, we are here to hold the 2008 freshmen entrance meeting, the first item of the conference, please invite President Li Pingyuan to speak." There was a little more applause, and Dean Wang handed the microphone to the old man, who was obviously the current president of China University of Technology.

It is said that this little old man is one of the top authorities in the field of chemical metallurgy in China, and once served as the secretary of the former Minister of Energy, and he is also a big man with hands and eyes.

"Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. I am very happy to meet with so many outstanding students who have passed the college entrance examination and come here, and I am also very happy that you just gave my old man a little thin noodles and gave the old man a little applause. ”

Oh, this old man is quite funny. First praised it, these pretentious college students at the bottom, won their favor, and then used a joking tone to narrow the invisible generation gap, this old man has a level of speech, but it is much better than the official Dean Wang. No wonder he was the dean.

However, Zhao Bin was not interested in these, he was busy texting Ye Xiaolu non-stop. Ye Xiaolu didn't reply to the letter, and Zhao Bin harassed him vigorously. Fortunately, Ye Xiaolu had already turned her phone into a vibrating gear, seeing that Zhao Bin was sending more and more text messages, and after reading the content, Ye Xiaolu was getting more and more red and hot, and she couldn't stand it, Ye Xiaolu sent a text message back to Zhao Bin: Don't text me again, I still have a performance later.

A pleasant text message ringtone sounded in the quiet auditorium: Master, a girl has replied to you! It's the call of a parrot.

Which buddy downloaded this SMS ringtone? This guy is so personal! After a moment of silence, the crowd laughed, and many girls covered their mouths and bent down.

My day, Lao Tzu actually forgot to set the mobile phone to vibrate, this time it's a big mess. Zhao Bin's scalp was numb, so he quickly turned off his mobile phone. The fat boy and the four eyes beside him hurriedly lowered their heads, their shoulders trembled, and the fat boy muttered: "Brother Bin, please do one thing, wait a minute, don't say that we are in the same dormitory as you......"