239 Murphy is big, handsome!
After Hu Qiang came to the Ministry of Urgency, he found that many people had already come to the Ministry of Urgency.
It can be said that except for Ouyang Mofei, everyone else has already arrived early, which is a very rare thing.
"Yo." Hu Qiang walked in with a smile and said, "Everyone came early today." ”
It's a pity that Hu Qiang's words didn't cause any feedback, and everyone seemed to be lazy and without any energy.
"What's wrong with you guys?" Hu Qiang asked, "If you don't say it so early, you're still listless?"
Ah, I see, you're worried about having dinner with the chairman, right? ”
Speaking of this, Hu Qiang smiled: "Don't worry, we will have dinner with the chairman this evening, we still have time, as long as we brainstorm and prepare well, we will definitely be able to create miracles!" ”
Sha Lele frowned and said, "Manager Hu, I didn't see a miracle, but there was a bad omen!" ”
As soon as he heard this, Su Kejie immediately looked at Sha Lele with wide eyes.
Hu Qiang glanced at Su Kejie, and then said to Sha Lele: "What is the fierce...... Well, a bad omen? ”
Sha Lele said with a sad face: "Last night, I actually had the same nightmare as Teacher Tang. ”
"Same nightmare?" Hu Qiang frowned.
"The nightmare you are talking about, it won't be the nightmare where we all become ancient people, and then we are collectively thrown into the pot by emperors who look like Tang Haixing, and fried with chili peppers, right?
By the way, this time not only us, but even Tang Haixing, the emperor who suffered a thousand cuts, was finally ordered to be thrown into the pot and fried by an elderly version of Tang Haixing, that is, the real emperor, who suddenly appeared, and suffered with us, isn't it? ”
"Yes, yes, yes!" Sha Lele nodded, "That's it, Manager Hu, how do you know?" ”
Hu Qiang said: "That's not simple, because I also had this dream last night." ”
"Me too." Pang Xiaobai said, "I had the same dream last night. ”
"Me too." Su Kejie put one hand on his cheek and said, "It's the same." ”
"I had this dream last night." Jin Ruoyu said, "I'm going to die, I had already done it once yesterday, but that time I was touched by Tang Haixing, no, I was touched by the disgusting emperor and didn't say anything, and in the end I couldn't escape being thrown into the pot and fried."
As a result, when I went to bed last night, I did it again.
It's just that last night's dream, the front was almost the same, but at the end, even the emperor who looked like Tang Haixing was thrown into the pot.
In the end, my forehead was burned and I was sweating profusely when I got up. ”
Tang Haixing frowned and said, "No, isn't it just me who had the same dream as Lele, you also had the same dream?" ”
Jin Ruoyu, Su Kejie and Pang Xiaobai all nodded at the same time.
Seeing this situation, Tang Haixing frowned and said, "This is not a good phenomenon!"
Everyone had the same dream, and in the dream, everyone hung up, which is simply a bad omen of bad omen! ”
Sha Lele nodded, expressing serious agreement.
"Is the chairman a man who likes to kill for fun?" Tang Haixing continued, "Isn't this done, killing Lele? ”
"Alright, alright." Hu Qiang said, "There are enough words, it's almost enough." ”
Su Kejie sighed and said: "The previous handouts can't be used, everything has to be blindly guessed from the beginning."
I think the only suspense next is what I'm going to be made of. ”
Speaking of this, Su Kejie suddenly raised his head: "Perhaps, I will be made, Soviet-style fried salted fish?" ”
"Humph!" Pang Xiaobai next to him said, "Then I'm a white and fat spicy fried pork belly, which goes well with your salted fish!" ”
Jin Ruoyu said: "The previous boss liked the forehead accent the most, but the current boss hates the forehead accent, and the forehead is a persimmon scrambled egg that I don't know whether to put salt or sugar!"
No, I'm afraid it's going to become, and the persimmons are gone! ”
"It's all in one pot, so don't separate each other." Tang Haixing said, "Add me a little starfish, there is no seafood in the dish, it is very low-grade." ”
"I said you one by one, that's enough!" Hu Qiang was dissatisfied, "Early in the morning, depressed, what kind of system do you become?"
Isn't it that everyone has the same nightmare, isn't it just that everyone was fired together?
What's the big deal?
It's just a dream, but it's not real.
Besides, isn't there a fish that slipped through the net?
Look at Mo Fei, didn't she be thrown into the pot and fried? ”
"That's exactly the problem!" Jin Ruoyu said listlessly with one hand on his head, "Murphy is a programmer, and he is still so young, any boss likes to keep such a person."
You see, all the dreams that everyone had, Mo Fei was accepted by the emperor as a concubine in the harem, which is the proof that the big boss likes her.
Everyone has been fired, but only Mo Fei has not been fired, doesn't this show that these people are of great use, the future is worrying, and they are about to be fired? ”
"yes." Su Kejie said, "It just so happened that the big boss wanted to eat with us, and it happened that we had the same dream one after another, and it happened that we were all fired in the dream...... Oh my God, that's an early warning! ”
Su Kejie suddenly held his head in his hands: "Doesn't this mean that except for Mo Fei in our Forced Affairs Department, everyone else will be fired?" ”
As soon as Su Kejie finished saying this, Sha Lele was nervous and almost cried: "Ah, I don't want to be fired, I just came here not long ago." ”
"Alright, alright." Hu Qiang said, "Don't cry one by one with a sad face, don't you just have a meal, what's there to be afraid of?" ”
As soon as the words fell, the door of the pipe room was suddenly pushed open, and then Ouyang Mofei was seen wearing a handsome white suit, a blue tie, a pair of white leather shoes, and a refreshing short hair, walking in in a dashing manner.
Seeing Ouyang Mofei's suit and leather shoes and short hair, everyone was stunned and couldn't say a word.
Finding that everyone looked at him and didn't speak, Ouyang Mofei looked at himself again, and then said with a determined face:
"It's nothing, let's not talk about formal wear, I just went to the mall temporarily and bought a set to wear."
Speaking of this, Ouyang Mofei turned his head calmly and looked at Hu Qiang, who was in a daze: "You, do you think it's bad?" Then I'll change back into square dancing clothes. ”
"Alas, don't!" Hu Qiang hurriedly stretched out his hand, "That, you don't need to change it, your body is quite suitable." ”
Immediately afterwards, Hu Qiang asked again: "But why are you sudden, this, like this?" It's changed a lot. ”
Ouyang Mofei put one hand in his trouser pocket and said with an indifferent look: "Originally, I thought it would be no big deal to eat with the big boss, but seeing that you all attach so much importance to it and care so much, I can't hold everyone back, so I went to buy a set of clothes to change into, and by the way, I got a haircut and restyled." ”
Speaking of this, Ouyang Mofei approached Hu Qiang and said: "Alas, I can only do it to this extent, don't expect me to slap the boss like you when I eat!" ”
Hu Qiang hurriedly smiled: "Where can you, you can attend in formal clothes, it's already very good, it's already very good, how can you let you pat yourself again, we can do that kind of thing, how dare you bother you?" ”
"Handsome!" Sha Lele suddenly raised his hand with a smile and said, "Mo Fei is big, handsome!" ”
Ouyang Mofei smiled at Sha Lele, then compared a pistol posture with his right hand, and fired a shot at Sha Lele sideways.
"Smack!" Ouyang Mofei dubbed with his mouth.
"Ahh Sha Lele suddenly held his hands in his heart and his face was full of worship, "Oh my God, I was shot, I, I can't breathe!" Murphy is really handsome! I'm handsome! ”
Ouyang Mofeile threw a wink at Sha Lele, and then turned his head and raised his eyebrows at the stunned Hu Qiang: "How is it, my style?" ”
Hu Qiang gave a thumbs up decisively: "Handsome!" It's hard to describe handsome! ”
"What else?" Ouyang Mofei smiled slightly.
"And?" Hu Qiang blinked, "Well, anyway, it's great!" ”