Chapter Seventy-Nine: My River God's Girlfriend
Song Chi decided to stay away from this terrifying girl.
"It's okay, after you die, I'll detain your soul and keep it by your side!"
The girl said in a relaxed tone, as if it were as simple as peeling a grain of edamame.
Listen, is this human language?
What kind of hatred and grudge, so that people will never be able to live beyond their lives???
The moment of warmth just now seemed to be laughing at Song Chi's innocence, he almost really thought that this water ghost who had lived for thousands of years was a harmless little girl.
"I thank you," Song Chi said expressionlessly, "It's nothing to go home, it's getting hotter and hotter." ”
Summer has crept in, and even at night, the evening breeze blows with gusts of heat.
"Wait!"
The girl jumped in front of Song Chi in a few steps and blocked Song Chi's way, only to see her reach out and poke into her chest, not knowing what she was messing with.
Song Chi looked at Xia Yuyou dumbfounded, subconsciously looked around, and was relieved to find that there was no one.
"It's still out there, calm down!"
He lowered his voice and shouted like a thief, and saw the girl grab a handful of bright red Yanyan from her chest.
Song Chi stared blankly at the large amount of money in Xia Yuyou's hand.
"How did you do that?"
A sudden surge of ecstasy welled up in his heart.
This woman!
Her chest!
Unexpectedly!
Will make money!
"Auntie gave it to me."
Song Chi was stunned for a moment, feeling extremely lost.
"Why did she give you money?"
"Auntie asked me to buy a mobile phone, so that I can contact them later."
"Oh," Song Chi replied dumbfoundedly.
No wonder I felt strange when I saw how Xia Yuyu looked at it just now, it turned out that the size was wrong.
"Don't put your money in that kind of place in the future."
Xia Yuyou's face turned red, and she said in shame: "I don't want to either!" But this dress has no pockets! ”
"Well, that's a real hassle."
Song Chi nodded approvingly, and put the money in Xia Yuyou's hand into his pocket.
It happened to be a stack of money, according to Song Chi's experience, it should be 10,000 yuan.
"What are you doing!"
Xia Yuyou glared at Song Chi.
"Aren't you going to buy a phone? I'll take you to buy it, it's very expensive to buy a mobile phone, where do you have enough money, just put the money here, and if it's not enough, I'll stick it to you at that time. ”
Xia Yuyu looked at Song Chi suspiciously, "Are you so kind?" ”
Song Chi was angry, took out the money in his pocket and stuffed it back into the girl's hand.
"Good intentions are not rewarded, then you can buy them yourself!"
Xia Yuyou looked at the money in his hand, and then at Song Chi, who looked angry as if he had suffered great humiliation, hesitated, and handed the money to Song Chi.
"Hmph, I'm a noble river god, and I must leave things like buying things to the servants!"
"I don't want it! Buy it yourself! ”
"You dare!"
"Threaten me!" Song Chi glared, and his tone changed, "You see that people are really accurate, I will eat this set." ”
The two walked outside side by side, Song Chi was still secretly happy in his heart, and he heard Xia Yuyou say softly:
"Auntie is very good."
Song Chi nodded and agreed: "That's, it's my mother after all." ”
The shallow eyebrows were wrinkled together, and Xia Yuyou looked a little entangled:
"It's just a little scary."
Song Chi smiled and snorted: "It's the first time I've seen my mother like this, but don't worry, it's all a family now, and my mother is very good to her family." ”
There was a nameless impact on the buttocks.
Song Chi turned his head with bared teeth and only saw a girl with a blushing face.
"Trash! Bedbug! Who's a family with you! ”
……
……
Back at home, Xia Yuyou couldn't wait to pounce on the sofa and play with the mobile phone in his hand with joy.
Song Chi finally made a lot of money for Xia Yuyu.
Spent 988 to buy a smart phone.
However, to Song Chi's surprise, he originally thought that according to the character of this girl, he might choose a pink one, but in the end he chose a blue one.
According to Xia Yuyou, when she was in Lingjiang before, she would float in the water and look at the sky above her every day when she was bored.
The water of the Lingjiang River is yellow.
The sky is blue.
But she couldn't touch it.
That's why she especially likes the color blue.
Of course, Song Chi didn't buy a more expensive and better mobile phone for Xia Yuyou, in fact, it was also for Xia Yuyou's good.
Now the mobile phone in Xia Yuyou's hand, at most, can only make calls, brush short videos, if you play games, you may be able to open, but it will definitely be stuck into PPT.
This fundamentally eliminates the possibility of underage addiction to games.
It also fundamentally stifles the possibility of CPDD for girls in the game.
He didn't care about the girl who was fiddling with her mobile phone, this girl would secretly play with his mobile phone every time she was asleep, and it was estimated that the door had already been cleared.
He even dug out his treasured hidden documents before, and asked him curiously, "What is IPX and who is Xiao Nan." ”
Fortunately, Song Chi, who was still asleep at the time, felt the call of "Xiao Nan, Xiao Yu, Xiao Cai, Xiao Tian" and others, and woke up in time, so that the girl did not click on the film that concealed sin and evil and redemption.
He walked into the study, turned on the computer, and began typing crackling.
"What are you doing?"
The sudden sound in his ears startled him, and Song Chi turned his head angrily, only to see Xia Yuyou standing beside him staring at the screen with a curious expression.
"Come in and don't knock ......"
Song Chi pointed to the empty door and was stunned.
Oh yes, last time this door was broken down by some violent girl......
Thinking of this, he instantly withered.
"Write novels."
"Didn't you stop writing?"
"If you don't write, you won't have anything to do, anyway, you should practice your pen, in case it becomes popular."
"Oh, you really don't know what to do."
“……”
Xia Yuyou leaned forward and looked at the name of the novel that Song Chi had just coded.
"My river god...... Girlfriend? ”
The girl leaned sideways, slowly turned her head, and looked at Song Chi in her eyes, as if there was endless killing intent brewing.
"Hehe......"
Song Chi smiled awkwardly.
"You listen to my quibbles, I slipped my hand and hit the wrong one, in fact, what I want to fight is, my river god, ......"
"Can these two words be mistyped?"
"Of course!" Song Chiwei shouted, "Girlfriend, adult, listen! These two words don't sound like ...... Very...... Resemble...... A little...... Like ......"
……
Song Chi covered his eyes with one hand, and jumped on the keyboard with the other.
He gritted his teeth, a fire of revenge burning in his heart.
My Lord River God?
How can such a name be popular?
He gritted his teeth and pressed the delete button, and re-typed "My river god girlfriend." ”
Thinking of what happened to him, he added a few words angrily.
"My river god girlfriend always wants to kill me."
Song Chi nodded with satisfaction and began to code words quickly.
Stinky girl, let you hit me at every turn! Today I'm going to show you the horrors of literary practitioners.
I will do everything I can to slander and insult, and I will take revenge!
With a single click, 6,000 words were sprinkled on the screen.
Song Chi stretched his waist, and the corner of his mouth had a happy smile after revenge: "The next thing is to invest in the ......"
"You're done?"
The girl stuck out her little tongue and licked the popsicle and walked in.
Song Chi was so frightened that he broke out in a cold sweat, and he hesitated: "It's still ...... I haven't finished writing it yet......"
"Oh," the girl replied faintly, still walking forward, "let me see when I'm done." ”
Seeing that Xia Yuyou was about to walk to his side, Song Chi gritted his teeth fiercely, and connected the mouse with a button.
"Select All - Delete."
"Why haven't you written a word yet?"
The girl was a little dissatisfied.
"Hurry up and go to bed, I've been waiting for you in bed for a long time!"
Song Chi nodded, turned off the computer, and walked to the bed like a walking corpse to lie down.
He spread his arms wide, looking at the greedy girl in his eyes, and his tone was a little desperate to see through the world.
"Tap."