249 Don't play like this!
Listening to Hu Qiang's words, Pang Xiaobai, Su Kejie and Tang Haixing immediately looked at each other.
Soon, Pang Xiaobai raised his eyebrows, and said to Hu Qiang expressionlessly: "Manager Hu, if you want us to do chores, just say it, and we won't refuse, why bother?" ”
"That's right!" Su Kejie also nodded expressionlessly.
"Huh?" Tang Haixing said suddenly, "Look, the hat on Manager Hu's hand is quite interesting, and there are red electronic numbers on it, but what does this 05 mean?" ”
Jin Ruo smiled foolishly: "Ah, this is a black technology product that has just been opened by the forehead in the blind box, called duplicity, it says that as long as you wear this hat, you can't lie, because once you lie, it will be bitten and displayed on the hat."
Just now, Mo Fei put on this hat for Manager Hu, and he tested it a little, which is very smart!
As for the number on this hat, it is the number of times Manager Hu panicked just now. ”
"Really?" Pang Xiaobai hurriedly walked over, took out a hat from the box, and looked at the label on it, "Dulicitous hat?" Can't really lie? ”
"Seeing is believing, hearing is false." Ouyang Mofei smiled, "If you don't believe it, you can give it a try." ”
Immediately afterwards, Ouyang Mofei smiled and said to Hu Qiang: "Old Hu, since they don't believe it, please put on this hat again and give them a try." ”
"Don't!" Hu Qiang shook his head.
"Really?" Ouyang Mofei narrowed his eyes.
"I really don't!" Hu Qiang shook his head resolutely.
"Get out of the way!" Ouyang Mofei suddenly pushed away Pang Xiaobai, who was blocking in front, and then walked up to Hu Qiang, and took the duplicitous hat in his hand.
Immediately afterwards, Ouyang Mofei stood on tiptoe again and put on Hu Qiang's hat again.
After putting on Hu Qiang's hat, Ouyang Mofei clapped his hands and said with a smile: "Good behave, that's right." ”
Immediately afterwards, Ouyang Mofei said to the others: "Come, let's have a truth or dare game with Manager Hu to test the effect of this mouthful of duplicity." ”
"Murphy, what are you doing?" Hu Qiang frowned.
"Shh
Ouyang Mofei turned his head and raised his right index finger to Hu Qiang, shook it slightly, and then said with a smile:
"Lao Hu, don't they believe it, then you can show them and let them see it.
Rest assured, we won't be too hard for you.
You should be, this is part of team building, doing a great experiment, and you, will create a new history! ”
Hu Qiang looked at Ouyang Mofei, who was talking serious nonsense, and then looked at the others who were staring at him.
Finding that he couldn't escape, Hu Qiang sighed and agreed: "Okay, I agree." ”
Bite!
The number on Hu Qiang's hat has become "06".
Seeing this situation, Ouyang Mofei, Jin Ruoyu and Sha Lele were no longer surprised.
But Tang Haixing, Pang Xiaobai and Su Kejie widened their eyes at the same time.
Immediately afterward, everyone rushed up, took Hu Qiang to the big office and sat down, and then began to take turns asking questions.
Then, every time Hu Qiang answered everyone's question, the duplicitous hat on the top of his head was biting, and the number also changed once, proving that he was lying every time, forcing Hu Qiang to re-explain.
Seeing that Hu Qiang was speechless when he was asked, he directly lowered his head and supported his forehead, not wanting to speak anymore, Ouyang Mofei suddenly smiled and said to everyone: "Okay, don't ask those obscene questions about whether there are hemorrhoids, whether there is foreskin, and how many times a night to get up at night, ask more questions of positive energy, you see that Lao Hu is about to be autistic." ”
"Positive energy?" Su Kejie asked, "What positive energy?" ”
Ouyang Mofei smiled: "Look at me!" ”
Immediately afterwards, Ouyang Mofei asked: "Lao Hu, did you volunteer to come to the Ministry of Forced Affairs as a manager?" ”
"Of course!" Hu Qiang replied subconsciously.
Ding, again, the number of the hat on Hu Qiang's head increased by one again.
Hu Qiang was stunned for a moment, and then said, "Okay, it's the arrangement above." ”
Now, the hat didn't ding, and the numbers didn't change.
Tang Haixing then asked: "Who are you most optimistic about in the Ministry of Urgency?" ”
"I'm optimistic about everything!" Hu Qiang replied subconsciously.
As a result, there was another ding, and the number on the hat was added by one.
Hu Qiang blinked: "Okay, I'm most optimistic about Sha Lele, because she is active and hardworking, young and studious, and a good seedling." ”
After saying this, the hat really didn't bite again.
Hearing this, Sha Lele smiled and seemed to be very happy.
"Ask!" Pang Xiaobai suddenly said, "Who do you think about the most before you go to bed every night?" ”
"Of course it's my daughter." Hu Qiang said immediately.
With a ding, the number on the hat increased by one again.
"My mother!"
Bite! The number on the hat is added by one.
"I, I ......"
Speaking of this, Hu Qiang subconsciously glanced at Ouyang Mofei, suddenly took off his hat, and said angrily:
"Don't play, don't play, don't play like this!
It's not fair that I'm wearing a hat alone, and then a bunch of you ask me to be the same as a prisoner!
Either everyone doesn't wear it, or everyone wears it together!
You can't just catch me! ”
"I see!" Sha Lele said, "What does Manager Hu mean is that everyone should wear hats together and play truth or dare games with each other to make each other more familiar, so this is actually part of team building?" ”
"Not really." Hu Qiang said, "I mean, there is no need for everyone to hurt each other like this!"
What duplicity, it's a scourge at all!
Even if you want to wear it, you can't catch me alone!
It's only fair that everyone wears it once, asks each other questions and answers each other. ”
"I think Lao Hu's proposal is very good and constructive!" Ouyang Mofei said, "Such a good hat, everyone can wear it together!" ”
Immediately afterwards, Ouyang Mofei looked at Pang Xiaobai: "Xiaobai, don't you always complain that Party A doesn't tell the truth, causing you to change the plan repeatedly?" ”
"That's it." Pang Xiaobai said seriously, "It's too important to tell the truth, we should love life and stay away from lies!" ”
Ouyang Mofei looked at Su Kejie again: "Ajie, don't you always complain that customers don't know how to pretend to understand, causing you to have endless pictures every day?" ”
Su Kejie looked at everyone, and then immediately said seriously: "Although customers always don't know how to pretend to understand, and run the train with their mouths full, I am clean and self-conscious, never mix with different streams, and never tell lies." ”
Hu Qiang narrowed his eyes: "Are you two sure you never lie?" ”
Pang Xiaobai and Su Kejie nodded at the same time.
Hu Qiang smiled disdainfully, first looked at Su Kejie and said: "Ajie, before I asked you why you were late, who gave me a rail transit analysis chart during the morning rush hour in this city, and then took this analysis chart and told me, you didn't squeeze on the subway ten times in a row, and you were squeezed down eight times when you went up, because you were late because of force majeure?" ”
Immediately afterwards, Hu Qiang looked at Pang Xiaobai again: "And you!" The last time I asked you why you were late, who told me that when you were riding a bicycle, you found an old man on the road who fell down, and scattered a bag of coins on the road, and then you poor the old man, help him pick up coins, and finally there is a special demon of coins, keep rolling and rolling, and you will ride a bicycle to chase and chase? ”
"That's right!" Pang Xiaobai nodded and said, "At that time, the coin was really demonic, and it kept rolling and rolling, and I chased and chased, rolled, chased, chased, chased, chased, ”
"Teacher Xiaobai?" Sha Lele suddenly asked, "Did you catch up with that coin later?" ”
Jin Ruoyu sneered: "There should be nothing, it sounds like the speed of that coin should be two hundred yards per hour, how can Xiaobai catch up." ”
Hu Qiang smiled slightly: "So, Ajie, Xiaobai, I think you two are the ones who really need to wear this hat!" Heal your lying! ”
Su Kejie blinked, and suddenly said: "Actually, Manager Hu, we all support this team building project, but after these things were moved, we found that most of the things in them were broken, so this hat may also be bad, not necessarily accurate." ”
"That's right!" Pang Xiaobai also said with a straight face, "It's just a hat, how can you find out who is lying, isn't this more powerful than a lie detector?"
If it really works, can it be sent here to eat ashes? It was already sent to the relevant departments as an artifact.
So I also think that this hat is a gimmick to deceive people, fooling people, and it should not be true. ”