After Jin Ruoyu finished venting, everyone looked at her and didn't speak, and the needles fell on the scene.

Immediately afterwards, Pang Xiaobai immediately said: "Ruoyu, in fact, you are not alone, my profession is also very angry, and the risks are also very high." ”

Jin Ruoyu turned his head and squinted at Pang Xiaobai, and said with a bad face: "Except for your face, where are you big?" ”

Pang Xiaobai said seriously: "Do you know, if you are foolish, in order to be able to hand in the plan a few days later, I have at least said that I will cut the cecum more than 20 times and cut hemorrhoids more than 30 times!" My cecum and ass are shaking every day. ”

Su Kejie also turned to look at Jin Ruoyu and said: "And me, in order for the design to pass, I have praised Party A's strange aesthetics countless times, and I am almost fine." ”

Hu Qiang blinked, and said while walking in the direction of Jin Ruoyu: "Oh, I am very sympathetic to what happened to you, but as the manager of the Urgent Affairs Department, I still don't advocate lying to solve the problem." ”

Bite! Plus one!

Hu Qiang was stunned for a moment, and then in Jin Ruoyu's unkind eyes, he sat down and said:

"Ahem, well, I'll be honest!

Actually, what are you guys doing?

Yes?

I'm worse than you!

As a manager, I am in charge of the entire department, and in order not to leak, I have to deceive both the critical boss and the prickly subordinates.

My boss doesn't sympathize with me, and my subordinates don't understand me.

When nothing happens, they can't think of my efforts, and when things happen, they all ask me to take the blame.

I'm like that rat drilling bellows, angry at both ends, am I easy? ”

"Manager Hu!" Sha Lele couldn't help but say pitifully, "You're tired. ”

"Alas!" Hu Qiang sighed heavily, and then glanced at Ouyang Mofei with his eyes, looking pitiful.

Ouyang Mofei frowned, and pouted with disdain: "Okay, okay, look at your bear-like appearance, I won't write a reply to Amy for the time being, cut!" ”

"Really?" Hu Qiang immediately raised his eyebrows and hooked the corners of his mouth.

But soon, Hu Qiang regained his calm face and said to Ouyang Mofei: "Cough, that's right!" It is better to settle the dispute than to settle it, so why bother to be like that person? Not good, not advocated! ”

At this moment, a burst of BGM when Thor appeared in a Marvel movie suddenly appeared.

Everyone looked in the direction of the music, and saw Tang Haixing wearing a red cloak and holding a toy hammer model of Thor's hammer in his right hand, coming in from outside the door, opening his arms to everyone and posing!

Ouyang Mofei looked at Tang Haixing and said, "You, are you going to change your career to knock on the wall?" Thirty in one hammer? ”

Tang Haixing looked at Ouyang Mofei, didn't speak, first pressed the hammer model with his hand, and turned off the BGM music.

After that, Tang Haixing held the hammer and said: "This hammer is the hammer of honesty and the trophy of this team building, only I can afford it!" ”

Everyone was speechless for a while.

Then Pang Xiaobai suddenly trotted over, and then snatched the "Hammer of Honesty" from Tang Haixing's hand.

After raising it four or five times, Pang Xiaobai was silent for a moment, and then pointed to the hat on Tang Haixing's head that showed "00" and said loudly: "Isn't this not a lie?" It's too much! ”

Tang Haixing looked at Pang Xiaobai with a fixed face: "That's because you can only lift the body of this hammer, but you can't lift the soul of this hammer, so you still can't lift this hammer of honesty!" ”

"Oh my God!" Pang Xiaobai directly supported his forehead and fell, and was directly defeated.

"Soul, you hammer!" Hu Qiang couldn't help but say, "Tang Haixing, don't make some achievements, just talk triumphantly, the game is not over yet, and it is not known who will kill the deer!" ”

Tang Haixing put his hands in his pockets, frowned and sighed: "Alas, I still appreciate your never-give-up spirit, how sincerely I hope that by the end of the game, you won't lose me too much, it will make me feel a little unhappy." ”

Jin Ruoyu gritted his teeth and looked at Tang Haixing: "You are a salesman, you don't believe it, when you promoted the company's products, you told a lie from Mu?" ”

Tang Haixing continued to put his hands in his pockets, and immediately said loudly and confidently: "The excellent me is matched with the excellent Ten Thousand Beast Manufacturing, it's too late for everyone to rush to buy it, why do you want to lie?" ”

Jin Ruoyu also raised his forehead and bowed his head, and was defeated again.

Sha Lele blinked and asked Tang Haixing directly: "Teacher Tang, how did you manage to be so honest?" What's the secret? ”

Tang Haixing smiled slightly: "It's all because I insist on a healthy lifestyle every day."

When you wake up, read the chairman's autobiography aloud to motivate yourself.

After entering the company, kiss the pillars of the lobby and remind yourself to support all the beasts in the future and take all the beasts as your home!

When you get home from work, you can dance a blessing dance for all beasts, so that you can end this beautiful day. ”

As soon as they heard this, everyone was stunned and didn't know what to say.

At this moment, Pang Xiaobai, who had just gotten up from the ground, squinted his eyes and said, "Hmph, I don't believe that you don't leak!"

Ask, how big is the hidden folder on your computer? What is your name? What's the matter? Answer quickly! ”

Tang Haixing was stunned, and then said with a serious face: "About ten Gs, the name is 'Starfish's First Time'!" ”

As soon as they heard this, everyone's eyes lit up, and they were obviously very interested.

But immediately after, Tang Haixing said affectionately: "There, the first time I walked, the first time I won an award, and the first time I got a perfect score......

"Enough!" Hu Qiang, who was already uninterested, waved his hand, "Don't say it, it's okay." ”

Ouyang Mofei rolled his eyes and shook his head, seemingly quite speechless.

Su Kejie suddenly said, "Tang Haixing, which part of your body do you admire the most?" ”

Tang Haixing immediately replied: "I admire my wise brain, handsome face, well-developed limbs, strong physique, flowing hair, and excellent DNA the most!" ”

"That's it!" Hu Qiang said with a blank face, "What part of your body does you like the most?" ”

Tang Haixing immediately replied: "Of course, my cut nails and shaved beards, they had to leave my body because they were not perfect!" ”

Hu Qiang shook his head, once again speechless for Tang Haixing's narcissism.

Ouyang Mofei suddenly asked, "How do you evaluate your boss Lao Hu?" ”

Tang Haixing said: "A good person, an old employee who is loyal to all beasts and is of little use. Of course, he is also the eighth candidate for the old butler of my future empire. ”

Hu Qiang sneered: "It's really narcissistic and arrogant to the extreme, and there are a lot of sassy words." ”

Suddenly, Hu Qiangmeng stood up: "Wait, I have it!" ”

Immediately afterwards, Hu Qiang smiled slightly and said to Tang Haixing: "Please tell me the shortcomings of the chairman!" ”

As soon as he heard this, Jin Ruoyu was the first to react and slapped the table with a smile.

Pang Xiaobai was stunned for a moment, and then reacted: "Manager Hu asked wonderfully!" ”

Immediately afterwards, Pang Xiaobai squinted his eyes and said to Tang Haixing, who was frowning: "If you say that the chairman has no shortcomings, then you are lying, because no one is perfect!" ”

"But!" Su Kejie immediately answered, "The chairman is perfect in your mind, how can a perfect person have shortcomings?" ”

"That's a vicious question!" Sha Lele exclaimed, "It's all wrong, what can I do?" ”

Tang Haixing frowned, and then said with an embarrassed face: "My father has shortcomings, that is, his autobiography is too short, and I can't read it at all!" ”

When they heard this, all the people were completely defeated.