260 Sooner or later, let you kneel and sing conquest for me!
After Pang Xiaobai and Su Kejie left, Hu Qiang began to study how to deal with Ouyang Mofei.
Just kidding, Hu Qiang has always been passive defensive, afraid of coming and going, and always has all kinds of grievances.
But when he bullied Pang Xiaobai and Su Kejie just now, he made Hu Qiang feel comfortable.
At the same time, Pang Xiaobai's words also reminded him.
As the saying goes, offense is the best defense.
That's right, in the face of people like Ouyang Mofei, passive defense is not enough, and you have to take the initiative to attack.
If Ouyang Mofei is allowed to taste the bitter fruit of failure and put on the hat of the liar spirit he made, it will feel really cool.
But the offense is not a blind offense, it must be a strategic offense.
After all, Ouyang Murphy really doesn't have many weaknesses, but he has too many advantages.
If nothing else, let's just say that she is a skilled programmer, and she also has the character of not being afraid of heaven and earth, which is very troublesome.
Not only can't let Ouyang Mofei blow up, but also let her keep lying, this is really a test.
Then Hu Qiang studied for a long time and found that Ouyang Mofei, a very smart rectum, wanted to fool her into lying, it was really too difficult.
However, he still found a little clue from what Pang Xiaobai told Su Kejie about Ouyang Mofei's daily behavior.
He found that Ouyang Mofei is usually very shrewd, but once he gets to work, he will be very concentrated.
When she was busy with her job, if someone asked her again, she would be very perfunctory.
And perfunctory, in fact, is also a kind of lying.
Therefore, as long as Ouyang Mofei is busy with her own work, ask her next to her and let her deal perfunctorily, you can quickly increase the number of times she lies.
As long as you ask her step by step, ask her in stages, and let her continue to answer perfunctorily, she should be able to give her a significant lead in the number of lies.
By the time she reacted, it was probably too late.
After all, the panic that has been said cannot be reversed.
"Oh, I'm such a genius!"
Looking at the plans and carefully pondered questions in the small notebook, Hu Qiang looked proud.
"Who said I couldn't do anything without the system?"
"Hmph, little Mo Fei, it's ridiculous, your Uncle Hu Qiang doesn't eat dry rice."
"Wait for me, sooner or later you will kneel and sing conquest for me!"
After thinking about it like this, Hu Qiang only felt that the whole world was different, and it was really very enjoyable.
was suppressed by Ouyang Mofei before, and Hu Qiang felt that he was about to become the M in SM.
Now, it's time to show your true power!
Now, it's time for a real counterattack!
As long as this counterattack is successful, there will be no need to be afraid of Ouyang Mofei in the future.
My phobia of the Philippines can finally be cured!
"Ha-ha-ha!" Hu Qiang stood up and pinched his waist with both hands, looking complacent.
"Sure enough, when the mind is opened, the pattern is opened, and it is still the king to take the initiative!"
"Today, I'm going to succeed!"
After motivating himself, Hu Qiang put away the small notebook and walked out of the manager's room with a smile.
As a result, as soon as Hu Qiang walked out of the door, he saw Tang Haixing holding his hammer, and ran to Ouyang Mofei who was frantically typing on the keyboard.
"Murphy!" Tang Haixing, who ran over, shook his cloak and posed with a serious expression.
"Do you think I'm more handsome in this pose? Or ......"
Speaking of which, after he posed again, he asked again, "This move is more handsome?"
Ouyang Mo Fei lazily typed on the keyboard and said, "The previous one."
With a ding, the number above Ouyang Mofei's head was increased by one, obviously lying again.
"Oh, I see." Tang Haixing put away the hammer and nodded, "Do you think the latter one is more handsome?"
"Yes!" Ouyang Mofei continued to say perfunctorily.
With a ding, the number above Ouyang Mofei's head increased by one again.
Seeing Ouyang Mofei's situation, Tang Haixing frowned, and nodded angrily: "Understood, it must be that both movements are very handsome, and it is difficult for you to choose, right?"
Ouyang Mofei frowned, stopped impatiently, turned his head to look at Tang Haixing with a sincere face, and said with a bad face: "I think it, these movements are too ordinary, you need a more gorgeous posture to appear."
"More gorgeous poses?" Tang Haixing was stunned.
"Yes." Ouyang Mofei said in a calm tone, "For example, throwing the hammer into the sky, turning people around in place three times, and then reaching out to catch the hammer, isn't it much cooler than before?"
Tang Haixing's eyes widened: "Yes, I like it! I'm going to find a new place to practice! Wait, I'll be able to do it!"
After speaking, Tang Haixing turned in circles while holding a hammer, passed directly through the roller shutter door, and left the large office of the Ministry of Urgency.
As soon as Tang Haixing left, only he and Ouyang Mofei were left in the huge office.
Finding this situation, Hu Qiang couldn't help but pout.
Without the interference of others, what a godsend!
"What's that look on your face?" Ouyang Mofei glanced at Hu Qiang expressionlessly, "Are you cramping in your mouth?"
After stabbing Hu Qiang a little, Ouyang Mofei continued to type his code and no longer paid attention to Hu Qiang.
On the contrary, it was Hu Qiang, who squinted at Ouyang Mofei who was working, rolled his eyes, and then came to Ouyang Mofei's side with a kind smile.
"Hehe, Murphy." Hu Qiang smiled and half-sat on the table next to Ouyang Mofei, "Very busy?"
"Nonsense! Don't you have long eyes?" Ouyang Mofei said while typing the code, "If you have something to say, talk about it quickly, and if you fart, let it go!"
Hu Qiang smiled and said, "Look, I think so, what about our team building activity today, no matter what the result is, we still have to uphold the principle of friendship first and competition second, after all, it's all a colleague, don't hurt your feelings because of the game, you say?"
"Yes." Ouyang Mofei responded.
Hu Qiang smiled again: "So, I just want to hold another heart-to-heart meeting after this team building activity, just like the previous situation when we pretended to be sick and deceived Xiaobai.
In this way, we can not only sum up experience, but also deepen the relationship between each other, don't you think?"
"Good!" Ouyang Mofei replied casually.
Hu Qiang looked at Ouyang Mofei, who was still typing the code, and found that her hat was unresponsive.
This shows that although she was perfunctory just now, she should really think that the heart-to-heart talk will be good.
With a roll of his eyes, Hu Qiang continued to ask, "Then, I just want to ask you, what is the form of this heart-to-heart meeting, do you think it is better to sit and chat, or to get something to eat and talk while eating?"
"Everything." Ouyang Mofei said casually.
Ding, the number above Ouyang Mofei's head increased by one.
Seeing the number on Ouyang Mofei's hat plus one, the corners of Hu Qiang's mouth immediately turned upward.
Because it shows that his plan has succeeded.
What Ouyang Mofei said when he was perfunctory can indeed be regarded as lying.
In this way, he has the bottom of his heart.
Hmph, Ouyang Mofei, this time it depends on how you die.
I'm going to make you do it to yourself and put on your own hat of lies!
Oh, if I knew this was the case, I wouldn't have done it for three days in the first place, and how good it would have been to continue for a week.
Misstep, misstep!
What a big mistake!