Chapter 317: Cleaner than a dog licking

"The Jade Emperor."

Tai Bai Xing, who was full of kind smiles, stood up again, and all the stars watched the play one by one, and the Jade Emperor was also secretly relieved, still too white and confidant.

"The demon monkey only knows how to speak, but he doesn't know how big or small. wanted to increase troops to fight him, but he wanted to not be able to ambush him for a while, but he worked hard again. If the Jade Emperor is merciful, he will also recruit the will, so he will teach him to be a Monkey King, but he will just add him an empty title, and he will have no official position. ”

I saw that after Tai Bai Xing said this sentence with a smile, some immortal officials in the heavenly court who didn't know the depth frowned a little, after all, in their eyes, Tianwei could not be angered.

"Hehe, that nether demon monkey can compete with the great gods of the Three Altars Sea Society, it can be seen that his skills are not weak, so as not to make the people of the lower realm say that our heavenly court has no knowledge of people."

Tai Bai Xing's last sentence directly blocked everyone's mouths, an existence where a nether demon king can fight with Nezha, the great god of the Three Altars Sea Society, was sealed by a Bi Ma Wen but a joke.

However, at this moment, Yang Jian, the god of justice, arched his hand and said: "Qiyu Jade Emperor, all the star monarchs and immortal officials above the heavenly court are all meritorious to the heavens and the earth to get this reward, if according to Tai Bai Xing, as long as the demon king of the lower realm has the strength, he can go to heaven to be a high-ranking official, then doesn't it mean that the heavenly court has become a place to fight bravely and fiercely?" ”

"Judicial God, you can't say that, you're mistaken." Tai Bai Xing shook his head again and again, it seemed that the two were arguing, why didn't he say that all the star monarchs and immortal officials in the Heavenly Court came based on merit and political achievements, but they couldn't just go up.

Looking at the disputed Tai Bai Xing and the Judicial God, the Jade Emperor instead smiled and shook his head and became a peacemaker, and even showed the mind of the Lord of Heaven and Earth and laughed: "As the so-called two masters are not bothered, since Taibai thinks that this nether demon fairy has a wisdom root, then this matter will be handed over to you again." ”

Tai Bai Xing sighed secretly in his heart, for the sake of merit, what is this, and couldn't help but nod respectfully and said, "Obey." ”

Huaguo Mountain.

"Great Sage, the official positions of this Heavenly Court are all humble and respectful, why is it too small? What's more, all the star monarchs and immortal officials from all walks of life have benefited one party before going to heaven, and after going to heaven, they are calculated according to thousands of years, so they have today's official position. ”

Looking at Sun Wukong, who was sitting on the stone chair, Tai Bai Xing also shook his head with a smile, first explained the origin of the various stars and official positions in the Heavenly Court, and then he began to flicker again.

"The previous Great Sage was able to defeat the Giant Spirit God, Tufu Xingjun and Li Tianwang, and it was even more able to fight fiercely with the Great God of the Three Altars Sea Society, so this time it was the old man who took the sin for the Great Sage, and he was exempted from the division, please be recorded by the King, and the Jade Emperor will be allowed to play, so please go to heaven again to be the 'Monkey King'."

After saying a few words, it can be said that it is remarkable, and he does not offend people inside and outside, and he also tells his own credit.

I saw Tai Bai Xing looking at the stone chair with a smile, and at this time, a fine light flashed in Sun Wukong's eyes, and it turned out that it was Su Bodhi who secretly suppressed this monkey with a wisp of primordial spirit.

"Haha, okay, it's still too white, you are interesting enough, this time my grandson will go to heaven to be the Monkey King."

Sun Wukong once again abandoned his identity as the demon king of the nether realm, and followed Tai Bai Xing to the sky to be the Monkey King.

At the same time, the demon kings in the Three Realms were in an uproar after hearing about it, and countless people scolded this monkey for not being a thing, especially the demon kings such as the Bull Demon King and the demon kings who worshiped this monkey, and the offensive and defensive covenant that was only formed on the front foot, and it was known as the Seven Great Sages, but it was abolished.

To say that this monkey went to heaven again and was named the Monkey King and was immediately proud, the two immortals under the Qi Tianfu served in the morning and evening, only knew three meals per day, slept at night, had nothing to do, and was free. In the spare time, friends will visit the palace and make friends.

Emperor Feng Dao 'Your Majesty', and the Nine Yao Stars and Nine Yao, the Five Generals of the Five Directions, the Twenty-Eight Nights, the Four Heavenly Kings, the Twelve Yuanchen, the Five Elders of the Five Directions, the Stars of the World, and the Gods of the River and Han Dynasty, all treat each other as brothers, call each other each other, travel east today, wander west tomorrow, clouds go to clouds, and their whereabouts are uncertain.

Later, after the Monkey King had nothing to do every day, someone reported to the Jade Emperor, and finally obtained the responsibility of guarding the Pan Tao Garden.

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Flutter ~ flutter ~

This peach orchard is full of peach pits, as well as the seven fairies who have been fixed, and at this time, Sun Wukong was full of intoxication and directly gnawed the ripe peaches in the garden.

At this time, in the Yao Pond, the Jade Emperor couldn't help frowning when he looked at the scene of Pan Taoyuan, but the Queen Mother of Yao Chi on the side was a little angry, "It's too much to deceive people!" It's too much of a deception! ”

At this time, this Yao Pond is like a small heavenly court, there are Xingjun from all walks of life on the left and right sides below, and the four heavenly kings are all in the list, and the scene in Haotian is even more clear to everyone.

"Tut, this Su Bodhi is really shameless, it really has a Western style, tsk."

The only person who dared to say this so nakedly was the Eastern Pole Qinghua Emperor Qingyun, and under this sarcastic voice, suddenly the Star Monarchs and Heavenly Kings on the left and right sides below lowered their heads one after another, looking like they hadn't heard anything.

And the Jade Emperor looked at Qingyun with some embarrassment, "Senior brother, this peach orchard has already picked everything that can be picked in advance, isn't it okay?" ”

It turned out that it was Qingyun who summoned this group of people to gather in Yaochi today, and even borrowed this Haotian Realm to watch this scene.

The Queen Mother of Yaochi on the side also had an angry look in her phoenix eyes, this Su Bodhi is a saint doppelganger in vain! How can there be such a person who has never seen the world, and gnawed the entire peach orchard cleanly, if it weren't for Senior Brother Qingyun reminding her in advance that it was best to pick all the better fruits, this time she would really suffer a big loss.

Pan Tao Yuan.

Sun Wukong is eating a mouth full of juice, not to mention, his whole body is full of rich mana, his eyes are a little blurry, at this moment he is really a little confused, after all, so many peaches are eaten in the stomach, ordinary people can't stand it.

At this moment, Su Bodhi suddenly sensed something, and suddenly this wisp of Yuan Shen escaped out and headed towards Yaochi.

And Sun Wukong lost his eyes in the lake and went straight to the peach banquet in Nayao Pond.

Yao Chi.

"Qingyun!"

After Su Bodhi turned into a streamer and came in, I saw all the star monarchs bowing their heads one by one without saying a word, as if they were petrified, and Qingyun was drinking wine, looking at the picture in Haotian with great interest.

The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother looked at their noses and noses, and their noses looked at their hearts, as if they were playing with the wine bottle in their hands.

At this moment, Su Bodhi's face was hot, and he stared at Qingyun with big eyes, how can there be such a thing!

But Qingyun looked at Su Bodhi who came with a smile, "Fellow Daoist, you came just in time, come and see this monkey, tsk!" It's really greedy, and the fruits in the peach orchard have been eaten cleanly, tsk. ”

Su Bodhi's face was flushed, how could he not know that the other party was mocking him for eating a little too ugly, but he thought in his heart that he was also for his own apprentice, and he didn't eat it in his own stomach.

"Qingyun, the poor Dao's apprentice's appearance is ugly, but your apprentice's appearance may not be good-looking!"

I saw Su Bodhi sneer, and directly scanned his eyes at the judicial god Yang Jian, the four heavenly kings and others below, as if to say that your apprentices are clean?

"Ahem, this monkey is coming, this scene is going to continue, do we need to leave this Yao Chi first?"

Looking at the two people who were facing each other, the Jade Emperor stood up with a smile this time to be a peacemaker, and at this time, a streamer was ushered in outside the Yao Pond, and the Queen Mother who saw this scene was obviously a little ugly, and directly snorted coldly, and the space in front of everyone in the Yao Chi began to change in an instant with a wave of his sleeves, and countless people remembered one thing in horror!

The Queen Mother of Yaochi and the Jade Emperor of Haotian are the Taoist children around the Dao Ancestor, and they are also quasi-saint powerhouses!

Huaguo Mountain.

In the inconspicuous stone chair in the Water Curtain Cave, a dark figure has almost blocked all of its own aura, plus the six reincarnations of the back earth, no one can find this person under the heavenly opportunity.

"Damn, this monkey is not normal, and the recent aura is also very weird, no! At this time, Huaguo Mountain must be stared at, and it seems that he can only escape secretly when this monkey is suppressed under the Five Elements Mountain. ”

The person hidden in the Water Curtain Cave was none other than Hongyun, and at this time, he was secretly muttering, and he began to constantly judge the changes in the Three Realms.

But there is too little information, and he can't judge anything now, only this monkey is a little abnormal, it seems that it has been calculated, fortunately, he had the help of Houtu last time, so that he sensed a terrifying aura in advance, so he hurriedly hid in this water curtain cave and was not discovered.

At this moment, a cheerful sound sounded outside the Water Curtain Cave, and countless monkey spirits were heard calling excitedly and happily.

I saw that Sun Wukong had fled back from Heaven at this time, and his face was full of panic at this time, and he was more hideous, damn thief! He just doesn't believe in this evil!

At this time, Huaguo Mountain, the flag is shining, and the halberd is glorious, it is the four strong generals and the seventy-two cave demon kings who are canonized by Sun Wukong himself are practicing martial arts, and the moment they see their king coming back, they cheered excitedly one by one.

And Sun Wukong's eyes were hideous, looking at the demons all over the mountains and fields, he suddenly didn't stop doing anything, and suddenly raised the Ruyi golden hoop stick in his palm and shouted angrily: "Little ones, someone in the heavenly court is calculating my old grandson, this time I, the Monkey King, said that I won't go to the heavenly court!" ”

"Hurry up and invite the rest of the demon kings, and gather all the children in Huaguo Mountain."

The hideous Monkey King wants to escape, but he can't bear everything in Huaguo Mountain! And at this time, he secretly calculated in his heart that the strength of Heavenly Court was just like that, and it was a big deal not to provoke the pimple-ridden Rulai.

Heaven.

"Report ~ Jade Emperor and Queen Mother, I don't know who it is, disrupted the 'Pan Tao Conference', and secretly ate the jade liquid elixir, and its eight treasures and flavors were also secretly eaten."

"I refined some 'Nine Turns Golden Pill' in the Tushi Palace, and I wanted to do the 'Danyuan Conference' for the Jade Emperor, but it was stolen by thieves unexpectedly, and the Jade Emperor knew about it."

At this time, the barefoot immortal also rushed to Yaochi in embarrassment, and shouted loudly: "The edict of the queen mother of the minister went to the meeting yesterday, and he met the Monkey King, and he had a purpose to live the minister's words, and he invited the ministers to go to the Tongming Palace to perform the ceremony before going to the meeting." According to his words, he returned to the outside of the Tongming Palace, and did not see the long-lived dragon car and phoenix, and he came here in a hurry to wait. ”

The picket spirit officer also hurried to Yaochi, and directly shouted: "Return to the Jade Emperor, the one who disturbs the Heavenly Palace is the Monkey King." ”

At this time, the Yao Pond gathered all the star monarchs and immortal officials in the Heavenly Court, and the mess in the Yao Pond was even clearer.

The heavenly court wine is crooked, and the grand peach banquet is licked clean enough, at this time, all the immortals in the Yao Pond gathered, and the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother looked at the messy Yao Chi Although they already knew, they still felt a little shocked after seeing it with their own eyes.

A swarthy black dog at the feet of the Judicial God below widened his eyes, looked at the messy peach banquet, and couldn't help whispering to his master: "Master, I'll be obedient, is this monkey a dog?" This plate is cleaner than a dog licking. ”

After Xiaotian Dog's heartless words were said, at this time, which one of the people in the Yao Pond was a simple person, and they all heard it clearly, and Qingyun, the Great Emperor of the East Pole Qinghua, who knew the truth and was sitting with the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother, laughed after hearing it.

Yang Jian lowered his head, stroked the dog's head with his palm, and before he could say anything, Xiaotian Dog suddenly squinted his eyes and said: "Master, this peach will be made like this monkey, so that my dog doesn't have a plate to lick, this monkey is still known as the Monkey King!" If I want to say that this title should be given to the master, the monkey should be called the dog licking the great sage. ”

Puff~

At this moment, someone among the Immortal Monarchs finally couldn't help but laugh all of a sudden, Yang Jian lowered his head and said in a deep voice under his indifferent expression: "Shut up!" ”

As soon as the palm of his hand was strengthened, Xiaotian Dog suddenly closed his mouth obediently, but the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother couldn't help but smile at the corners of their mouths after hearing this.

And at this time, Su Bodhi, who was on an equal footing with Qingyun Zhenren, was old and red-faced, damn it! This dog! It must have been instructed by Qingyun.

"Tsk, Jade Emperor and Queen Mother, this peach club is quite clean."

Qingyun, the Emperor of the Eastern Pole, would not give Su Bodhi this face, and directly mentioned this matter in person, at this moment, the immortals looked at the table at the Pan Tao meeting, and the plates were all shiny and bright, and they were indeed cleaner than those licked by dogs.

"Bastard! This monkey is such a bastard! ”

In order to prevent the two elders from pinching each other, the Jade Emperor hurriedly pretended to be angry and slapped the armrest fiercely, and even angrily pointed at the messy piece of the peach, but the next moment he was embarrassed again, this can't be said.

"It's just a demon monkey in the world, I pity its ability, who knows that this demon monkey doesn't know how to be polite today, it's too bastard!"

The Jade Emperor scolded with an angry look, and all the immortal monarchs were silent and bowed their heads, all those who knew were watching the play, and the status they didn't know was not qualified.

"Order, the Four Heavenly Kings, in coordination with Prince Nezha, point to the Twenty-Eight Residences, the Nine Yao Xingguan, the Twelve Yuanchen, the Five Directions Jiedi, the Four Values Gong Cao, the East and West Star Dou, the North and South Two Gods, the Five Mountains and the Four Blasphemy, and the Putian Stars, a total of 100,000 heavenly soldiers, set up 18 heavenly nets in the lower realm, go to Huaguo Mountain to besiege them, and capture and deal with them."

At the time when the Jade Emperor gave the order, I saw that at this time, the long-eared Joy Bodhisattva, Du'er Bodhisattva, Fuxian Bodhisattva, Manjushri Bodhisattva and others who had rushed from Western Buddhism to participate in the Pan Tao Conference slowly walked into this Yao Pond.

Yang Jian immediately narrowed his eyes when he saw this scene, and directly bowed his hand and said: "Jade Emperor, Queen Mother, the seven fairies picked in Pan Taoyuan haven't come back yet, I'll go first to see if they were killed." ”

After saying that, he flicked his cloak directly, and followed by a black dog behind him and chased after him excitedly.

At this moment, the eyes of the two sides collided, Yang Jian looked at this group of Bodhisattvas who were all apostate and went to Western Buddhism with cold eyes, among them, Xiaotian Dog excitedly followed up and saw the long ear and immediately exclaimed: "Master, is this the rabbit Bodhisattva that Yuan Hong said?" ”

"Shut up."

It seemed to be reprimanding, but the smile on the corner of Yang Jian's mouth couldn't hide it, as if he was deliberately mocking in front of the whole heavenly court, and suddenly the smiles on the faces of the four great bodhisattvas of Western Buddhism who had just come to the Yao Pond were a little stiff and ugly.

At the same time, the star monarchs of all walks of life looked at these four bodhisattvas, and their eyes were full of sarcasm.