265 Being able to bend and stretch is what a great good man is!
When the time came to get off work, everyone in the emergency department did not leave immediately, but went to the conference room upstairs for a meeting.
However, after everyone came to the conference room, they found that Ouyang Mofei had not arrived immediately, and when they asked, they found out that she had not left, but that there were still some codes that had not been written, and she was still typing the code in the Ministry of Forced Affairs, and she could only go to the meeting after writing the code.
So, everyone waited quietly for Ouyang Mofei in the conference room.
After all, Ouyang Mofei's importance is doubtful, and everyone here doesn't want to offend her anyway.
After waiting for about fifteen minutes, Ouyang Mofei came to the conference room.
After Ouyang Mofei came, he looked at everyone first, and found that everyone was playing with their mobile phones, in a daze, all of them looked listless and bored, so they didn't say hello anymore, and sat down on the chair on the edge silently.
When Ouyang Mofei sat down, Hu Qiang put down his mobile phone, and just as he was about to speak, Tang Haixing took the first step to pick up a hammer and knocked on the table.
After knocking on the table, Tang Haixing said with a smile: "Everyone, the meeting is over, cheer up!" ”
Immediately afterwards, Tang Haixing said in the style of a deputy manager: "This meeting is mainly to summarize today's team building activities, due to the special nature of this activity, I still hope that everyone will tell the truth and don't increase the number of lies." ”
Speaking of this, Tang Haixing turned his head and looked at the number "211" above his head, obviously Jin Ruoyu, who had the highest number in the group of people present.
seemed to find that Tang Haixing was deliberately staring at himself, Jin Ruoyu, who had been in a daze, was stunned, and then subconsciously twisted his head to the side.
"Ahem!" Hu Qiang, who was sitting in the chairman's seat with "121" on his head, suddenly cleared his throat, "Since everyone is here, let's have a short ......"
Speaking of this, Hu Qiang suddenly stopped, and then changed his words: "Okay, let's have a summary meeting." Of course, I don't know how long this meeting will last, and how long it will be depends on how enthusiastic everyone speaks, how much nonsense there is, and whether they can reach a consensus among themselves. ”
"Very good!" Tang Haixing immediately answered, "Comrades, Manager Hu has taken a good lead, we must all speak enthusiastically!" ”
Speaking of this, Tang Haixing stared at Jin Ruoyu again, obviously asking Jin Ruoyu, who had the highest number above his head, to say a few words.
Jin Ruoyu looked at Tang Haixing, blinked, and then turned his head and looked at Hu Qiang and said:
"First of all, I would like to thank Manager Hu!
If it weren't for him, he was suddenly called by Lisa to report to work before getting off work, then the person who lied the most in this event would probably be the amount. ”
As soon as they heard this, everyone was surprised, and looked at the "211" above Jin Ruoyu's head together, and then looked at the "121" on the top of Hu Qiang's head.
Seeing this, everyone frowned, because Jin Ruoyu's 211 is obviously more than Hu Qiang's 121, so why does she say that Manager Hu is the one who lied the most?
Finding that everyone was looking at him, Hu Qiang nodded calmly in his heart: "What Secretary Jin said is right. ”
Immediately afterwards, Hu Qiang tore off the sticky note with "1" written on his hat and turned it into a "2".
At this moment, the number on Hu Qiang's hat became "221", which was more than Jin Ruoyu's "211".
But just when everyone began to breathe in suddenly, Hu Qiang stretched out his hand again and tore off the sticky note paper with the word "2", and directly turned it into the word "3".
Seeing this, everyone took a breath again, even more surprised.
Especially Ouyang Mofei, after being stunned, his eyes suddenly narrowed, as if he had thought of something.
Hu Qiang smiled dryly: "Actually, I did this just because I didn't want to scare everyone." ”
Ding, the number above the head is increased by one, and it becomes 322.
As soon as he heard this voice, Hu Qiang sighed and lowered his head: "Okay, I don't want to explain, how can I love it." ”
Jin Ruoyu said seriously at this time: "I think it's really wrong to lie, but in the workplace, sometimes in order to better accomplish the work goal, can't you even tell an appropriate amount of white lies?" ”
Speaking of this, Jin Ruoyu looked at Hu Qiang with a serious face: "I don't think so!" ”
"That's right!" Hu Qiang nodded hurriedly, "Secretary Jin is right, it's not good to lie, but in the adult world, it's impossible not to tell a lie at all."
Especially in the workplace, the right amount of lying is the better lubricant, and the right amount of lying can make the work efficiency higher.
So, of course, malicious lies must be eliminated, but white lies are still allowed, right? ”
After asking this, he found that no one replied to him, Hu Qiang frowned, and then smiled: "This, who else wants to speak, it doesn't matter, say as much as you want, speak freely." ”
"Humph!" Pang Xiaobai suddenly clasped his arms and said with a cold face, "After this day's experience, my biggest feeling is that I will speak more honestly in the future, and you will endure it, but the other party will treat you as a fool!" ”
Su Kejie also followed: "After this day's experience, my biggest gain is that I will speak more bluntly in the future, and if you scold a person for a long time, the other party doesn't know that you are scolding him!" ”
After Su Kejie said this, everyone was speechless for a while.
After all, the smell of gunpowder between Su Kejie and Pang Xiaobai can be smelled across the table.
At this moment, Tang Haixing suddenly clapped his hands and said, "Very good, Ajie and Xiaobai have summed it up very well, and the next ...... Lele, what about you? ”
Sha Lele was stunned for a moment, and then smiled: "This, this is the first time I have experienced since I went to work, and it is also the most special unity, thank you, through this team building, I have learned a lot and gained a lot, hehehe!" ”
"Not bad, not bad!" Tang Haixing smiled and nodded, "Lele's summary is also very good. ”
Immediately afterwards, Tang Haixing turned his head again and looked directly at Ouyang Mofei, who had been lowering his head and playing with his mobile phone.
Realizing that Tang Haixing was looking at herself, Ouyang Mofei turned his head, rolled his eyes at her and said, "What do you see, I'm just a programmer, I'm more biased!" ”
Ding, add one to the number above your head!
Hearing this voice, Ouyang Mofei frowned, and then followed: "If I have to say it, then my opinion is that in the future, don't bring players who are hanging up to participate in the competition, it's too much to disrupt the balance!" ”
"Hmm!" Su Kejie and Pang Xiaobai looked at Tang Haixing at the same time and nodded.
But soon, they noticed the synchronization of each other, and immediately snorted at the same time, and each turned his head to look to the side.
Tang Haixing was stunned, then raised his chest and smiled slightly: "Very good, it seems that in this team building activity, everyone has gained a lot, which shows that this is a successful team building, a positive team building, and a meaningful team building!" ”
Speaking of this, Tang Haixing turned his head to look at Hu Qiang: "Manager Hu, I suggest that we should come up with an experience report on duplicity as soon as possible, and then submit it to our superiors, so that the group can mass-produce this duplicity, and let this duplicity be fully rolled out within the group, what do you think?" ”
Hu Qiang frowned: "Mass production? Rolling it out in full swing? Are you kidding? This thing has been tested between a few of us for a day, and everyone has become this ghost, if it is really rolled out in the whole group, everyone will be on top, and the beasts will become a sea of fire in seconds! ”
"Yes, yes, yes!" Jin Ruoyu hurriedly said, "This kind of duplicity is obviously anti-human, so let's put it away quickly, just treat it as if you have seen it, and don't submit any experience reports."
If it is really rolled out, it will only make the boss happy, and the foreheads will not be happy. ”
"That's right!" Su Kejie nodded and agreed, "The boss can not wear a hat, only let his subordinates wear hats, like this...... Ah, shuddering. ”
"Yes, yes, yes!" Pang Xiaobai also nodded, "This hat can't be promoted, it will have a big accident!" When the time comes, we won't have a good life! ”
Tang Haixing nodded: "Okay, since you all agree to seal the duplicitous, then I will obey the majority in the minority and follow your wishes."
However, the one who is willing to gamble and lose, according to the rules, lies the most times ......"
Speaking of this, Tang Haixing turned his head to look at Hu Qiang.
The others also turned their heads to look at Hu Qiang.
Especially Ouyang Mofei, he was even more energetic, and he stopped playing with his mobile phone, turned around directly, and looked at Hu Qiang and smiled.
Hu Qiang looked at everyone, and then said: "Okay, this time I won, no, I lost, I am willing to wear the hat of a liar for three days."
However, as for this hat, I only wear it in the Ministry of Urgency, and I don't need to wear it when I leave the Ministry of Emergency, you need to know this first. ”
Upon hearing this, Tang Haixing immediately frowned: "Can it still be like this?" Is this different from what I said at the beginning? ”
"That's the additional terms I agreed to Murphy." Hu Qiang turned his head to look at Ouyang Mo Fei, "Isn't it, Mo Fei?" ”
Ouyang Mofei smiled: "That's right, this is the consensus I reached with Lao Hu, but this consensus can only represent me personally, not other people's meaning!"
So, if you don't agree that Lao Hu only wears the hat of a liar in the Ministry of Forced Affairs, then you still have to obey the majority of the minority, right? ”
As soon as he heard this, Hu Qiang knew what Ouyang Mofei had in mind.
Fortunately, Hu Qiang is not a fuel-efficient lamp, and he has long thought that she would be like this.
So, Hu Qiang immediately looked at Jin Ruoyu, and was about to speak, but suddenly shut up.
Immediately afterwards, Hu Qiang first reached out and took off the duplicitous hat on the top of his head.
After taking off his hat, Hu Qiang subconsciously exhaled, and then said happily: "Ah, take off this thing, it's really refreshing, and you don't have to worry about it anymore." ”
After speaking, Hu Qiang looked at Jin Ruoyu and said with a slight smile:
"Secretary Kim, do you remember that after Murphy helped you adjust the numbers on your hat, you ran out screaming, and then I asked Murphy to come into the office alone?
I was talking to Murphy about the terms of the liar's hat.
And I'm doing it for you! ”
"Huh?" Jin Ruoyu was stunned for a moment, "For the sake of the amount?" ”
"That's right!" Hu Qiang nodded.
"Secretary Kim, what do you think, the number of lies on your hat at that time was 198, which is the absolute number one in terms of the number of lies, and far more than the rest of us.
In addition, it was very close to the end of the day, and no one knew that Lisa would call me to report to work temporarily, so according to the normal situation, by the time I got off work, I should have lied the most times.
According to the rules, the person who lied the most times should wear the hat of the liar for three days, so normally speaking, you are the one who should wear the hat of the liar.
You probably expected this point yourself, otherwise you wouldn't have been so panicked and depressed at that time.
Then, when I saw the dejected look of your soul at that time, I couldn't bear it, so I wanted to change the rules and cancel the punishment of wearing a liar's hat. ”
"Really?" Jin Ruoyu was stunned, "Then, why didn't you say it earlier?" ”
Hu Qiang sighed and said: "That's not to take care of your self-esteem, and I'm worried that others won't agree, especially Mo Fei!" ”
Speaking of this, Hu Qiang looked at Ouyang Mofei, then quickly turned his eyes and continued to say to Jin Ruoyu:
"You also know that the punishment of lying essence hat was first proposed by Murphy, and if you want to cancel the punishment, or change the punishment, you must first get Murphy's consent.
So, I first called Murphy to the office alone and discussed with her to see if I could cancel the punishment of wearing a liar hat for three days if anyone who lied the first number of times.
I said it so badly, I was about to wear out my mouth, so I reached a consensus with Mo Fei and decided that in this team building activity, the person who lied the most times would still wear the hat of a liar for three days, but only in the Ministry of Urgency, and you can not wear it when you go out.
In this way, the meat rots in the pot, which not only serves as a punishment and warning, but also does not let Secretary Jin make you laugh at you when you go out in the future.
Secretary Kim, I'm doing this for your own good, Secretary Kim! ”
Jin Ruoyu blinked: "Manager Hu, you understand, since that's the case, I'm on your side!" ”
Then Hu Qiang looked at Sha Lele again: "Lele, it was me at the beginning, who worked hard and risked being scolded by my boss to get you in, and then it was me, at the risk of being scolded by my boss, and gathered everyone's strength to keep you, at this time, should you show something?" ”
"Don't worry, Manager Hu!" Sha Lele nodded, "I, Sha Lele, am also grateful for my kindness, I will definitely stand on your side!" ”
"Well, that's good!" Hu Qiang nodded with a smile.
Immediately afterwards, Hu Qiang exhaled: "In this way, I, Mo Fei, Secretary Jin and Lele, we have four people and four votes, which is obviously the majority of votes, so ......"
"Wait!" Ouyang Mofei suddenly raised his hand and said, "I don't agree!" ”
"Huh?" Hu Qiang frowned, "Mo Fei, what are you doing?" You agreed! ”
Ouyang Mofei smiled: "It was then, not now."
Now it's the official vote, and it was just a verbal intention between the two of us.
Can verbal intent be the same as formal voting?
So, now when it's time to vote officially, I choose not to agree!
I ask you to continue to fulfill your original punishment, to wear the hat of a liar for three days, and to wear it everywhere you go, not only in the Ministry of Forced Affairs! ”
Hu Qiang was furious: "Mo Fei, you don't talk about words, you, you don't talk about martial arts!" ”
Ouyang Mofei directly grimaced, and didn't reply at all.
Hu Qiang took a deep breath, then turned his head to look at Pang Xiaobai: "Xiaobai......"
"Xiaobai!" Ouyang Mofei suddenly interjected, facing Pang Xiaobai, his hands clenched into fists, and he smiled elegantly and easily, "Who do you want to listen to, you should understand, right?" ”
Pang Xiaobai looked at Hu Qiang, then at Ouyang Mofei, and blinked: "I, I abstain ......"
"No way!" Ouyang Mofei slapped the table, "There is no option to abstain!" ”
Pang Xiaobai shuddered with fright, lowered his head and said, "Then, then I choose, choose, choose Murphy." ”
Hu Qiang squinted, then looked at Su Kejie: "Ajie......"
"Applejack!" Ouyang Mofei clenched his fists again and said to Su Kejie, "We're old acquaintances, you should know the right choice, right?" ”
Just as Su Kejie was about to speak, Hu Qiang suddenly slapped the table: "Ouyang Mofei, you can't get along with me sincerely, right?" ”
Ouyang Mofei clasped his arms with both hands: "Hmph, you can think whatever you like, I just hope that some people don't always think about being smart." ”
Hu Qiang took a deep breath and knew that the key was still on Ouyang Mofei.
Thinking of this, Hu Qiang said to Ouyang Mofei: "You come out with me, I have something to say to you alone!" ”
After speaking, Hu Qiang left the conference room first.
Ouyang Mo Fei pursed his lips, also stood up, and walked out of the conference room.
When he came to the corridor and saw Hu Qiang, Ouyang Mofei shrugged his shoulders: "Say what you want to say, my mother is waiting to get off work." ”
Hu Qiang looked at Ouyang Mofei who didn't care with a gloomy face, and looked at it for three seconds.
Suddenly, Hu Qiang smiled on his face, rubbed his hands together and said, "Mo Fei, look at you, why bother, why do you want to do this?" That's it, as long as you don't let me go out and embarrass people, I, I'll invite you to dinner, two hundred per capita, okay? ”
"Cut!" Ouyang Mofei clasped his arms in his hands, "One meal sent me away?" When do I ask for food? ”
"Three meals!" Hu Qiang continued to smile, "Mo Fei, please, for my sake, spare me this time."
I'm different from you, you're a skilled programmer, and you can eat anywhere.
I can't do it, I'm just a middle-aged old man who is old and young, and there is no wife in the middle.
If I really wear the hat of a liar and go out, and people see that the joke is secondary, I am afraid that the leader will have opinions after reading it, thinking that I have psychological problems and are unreliable, and that will affect me.
So, Murphy, okay, let me go. ”
Ouyang Mofei put down his arm at this time, and his face softened and said, "Okay, seeing that you are so pitiful, it's not impossible to let you go, but ......"
"You say, just open the conditions!" Hu Qiang hurriedly said, "But don't go too far, mention something I can afford." ”
Ouyang Mofei smiled: "Ah, I want to think about it, in this way, if you invite me to eat three meals, watch movies three times, and visit the amusement park three times, I will let you go." ”
"Three-three-three? Too much, right? Hu Qiang frowned.
"I don't agree." Ouyang Mofei shrugged, "Then I'll go back and continue voting......"
"Oops!" Hu Qiang hurriedly grabbed Ouyang Mofei's arm, "Okay, okay, it's all up to you, okay?" ”
Ouyang Mofei smiled slightly, reached out and patted Hu Qiang's shoulder gently: "Yes, you can bend and stretch, this is a good girl!" ”
Hu Qiang's eyelids jumped, and he nodded with a reluctant smile.
"That's right!" Ouyang Mofei suddenly put his hands behind his back, raised his head and asked Hu Qiang.
"Actually, as early as when you saw Secretary Jin lying the most, you thought about finding a way to lie more and make yourself the most lying, right? That's why you asked me to come into the manager's office and say that, in fact, to exonerate myself? ”
"Uh......" Hu Qiang blinked, "I don't know what you're talking about." ”
Ouyang Mofei smiled and patted Hu Qiang's shoulder again, and then continued to bounce back to the conference room with his hands behind his back.
In the next situation, there is naturally no problem.
Because Hu Qiang and Ouyang Murphy had a shameful PY transaction again, this time because of Ouyang Murphy's backlash, Hu Qiang's proposal was almost unanimously approved.
In other words, Hu Qiang still has to wear the hat of a liar for three consecutive days, but he only wears it in the Ministry of Urgency, and he does not need to wear it when he leaves the Ministry of Urgency.
This can be regarded as an incomplete victory for Hu Qiang.
"Alas!"
When everyone else left, Hu Qiang, who was still sitting in the conference room, couldn't help but sigh.
"I thought it would be an easy little task, who knows...... It feels like it's getting worse and worse! ”