Chapter 322: Rulai! My grandson was calculated by thieves!
Huaguo Mountain, Water Curtain Cave.
"King, woo, it's all gone, it's all gone."
"Woo, when it was rumored that you were captured by Heavenly Court, the Heavenly Soldiers and Heavenly Generals had just withdrawn, and those ungrateful monkey spirits had all fled."
"King, we'll be pitiful after you're gone."
Returning to the Water Curtain Cave, Sun Wukong looked at his once glorious cave with a face of disbelief, once a demon king with more than 47,000 monkey spirits under his command, but now there are only more than 1,000 weak monkey spirits in the Water Curtain Cave.
"Great King, when they left, they said that the king is ungrateful, and going to Heavenly Court to be an official will only cause trouble and eat delicious food for himself, and he is reluctant to give half of it to his subordinates."
"Woo, there are other demon kings who can't say it, saying that the king is a shame of the demon clan."
The words made Sun Wukong's eyes full of shame and anger, and he was more sad and disbelievable, what he suffered in the heavenly court, one day in the sky and one year in the earth, he was refined for seventy-seven forty-nine days in the gossip furnace of Tushi Palace alone, which means forty-nine years in the lower realm.
Forty-nine years have happened too much in the Nether, and Huaguo Mountain, where the once lively demons gathered, is very deserted, and countless spirits have fled here, for fear of getting involved with the former Monkey King.
"My grandson finally got out of trouble in the heavenly court! Why! ”
Sun Wukong wanted to say more at this time why he betrayed him, and asked with a hideous roar: "What about the Bull Demon King?" And what about the Jiao Demon King? Where have they all gone? Didn't you go to them for help? ”
"Woo, king, we have been there a long time ago, and the rest of the demon kings said that the last time the king was treacherous, you caused a monstrous disaster before you remembered them, and you couldn't think of them at all when you were happy."
"The king, the rest of the demon kings also said, the king, you make a big fuss in the heavenly palace to steal peaches and steal gold pills, and they don't ask for much, as long as the king can take out a peach or a gold pill! They are kings and remember the righteousness of the seven saints! ”
Under the reverberation of the heart-piercing voice, Sun Wukong's face was full of hideousness, but his heart was empty, this time he had a feeling in his heart for the first time! Are you wrong?
However, the next moment didn't give him any time to regret at all, and a majestic figure in Huaguo Mountain drank loudly, which immediately made Sun Wukong fur and glared angrily outside the water curtain cave.
"Demon monkey! The Buddha of the West Heavenly Spirit Mountain is here! Don't come out yet! ”
Under the earth-shattering roar, Sun Wukong hurriedly exclaimed: "Children, hide quickly." ”
After saying that, he directly took out his Ruyi golden hoop stick and reluctantly drilled out of the water curtain hole, only to see a huge golden figure appear in the sky above Huaguo Mountain at this time.
A golden robe is draped over his body, his head is full of flesh bumps (meat bun), his eyes are soft, his ears are close to his head, his nose is plump, his chin is broad, and his legs are crossed and his hands are pinching his palms upward.
It is the Buddha of Western Buddhism, and the two majestic angry people standing on the left and right sides are the two Venerables Ah Tai and Ka Ye.
Sun Wukong drilled out of the water curtain hole and glared at the scene in front of him, although he was terrified in his heart, he still endured the panic, and shouted angrily: "Who are you!" Why did you come to attack my Huaguo Mountain Boundary! ”
After seeing Sun Wukong, Duobao Rulai secretly breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, this monkey didn't run away, and suddenly said with a kind smile on his face: "I am Venerable Shakyamuni in the Western Elysium, and now I hear that you are rampant in the countryside, repeatedly rebelling against the Heavenly Palace, I don't know where you grow, when you attained the Tao, why are you so tyrannical?" ”
looked at Rulai's kind inquiry, but Sun Wukong was anxious in his heart, this pimple Rulai is not a good thing, this is not good, but it is not good to suppress him.
Although he was a little flustered in his heart, Sun Wukong had to say that it was a monkey spirit in the end, and his smart eyes had an idea as soon as he rolled his eyes, and he pretended to be sad and shouted.
"Buddha of the Buddha! My grandson heard of your reputation when he was in heaven, and I heard that you have great powers, and this time you want to help my grandson. ”
"My old grandson was calculated, the first time I went to heaven, when I was that Ma Wen, my old grandson was in a daze, and I could only watch my body go to heaven but couldn't react."
At this moment, the kind smile on Rulai's face instantly stiffened, and the two Venerables Ah Tai and Jia Ye on one side shouted angrily: "Bold demon monkey! The Buddha dared to be presumptuous! ”
Sun Wukong, who was reprimanded by two bald donkeys like this, suddenly showed a fierce light, he is a demon king! How could he have such a good temper, and suddenly held the golden hoop stick and shouted angrily: "You two bald donkeys are not very capable of calling!" My grandson is not stupid, don't say that I don't want to go to heaven in the first place, even if I go to heaven, my grandson will definitely not be stupid enough to do that kind of labor! Someone is plotting against Lao Sun again! Plot against me! ”
At this moment, everything in the Haotian Realm in the Heavenly Court Lingxiao Treasure Hall appeared in Huaguo Mountain, and all the star monarchs from all walks of life were blushing one by one, especially the Jade Emperor, who was even more forced to endure the flushed face.
To say that this Bi Ma Wen has nothing to do with the Jade Emperor is, after all, this makes the Heavenly Court lose face, and the Jade Emperor must be angry, this Bi Ma Wen can be regarded as an invisible resistance.
But who would have thought that this monkey would scold the person who was Bi Ma Wen!
Xu Bodhi of Xiniu Hezhou widened his eyes at this time, and he was angry and blew his beard and glared and scolded: "Criminal! O scoundrel! ”
Isn't that scolding him for being stupid! Damn, Qingyun decided to laugh at him at this time, including countless powers of the Three Realms who were secretly laughing at him.
Huaguo Mountain.
"If you come to the Buddha, you have great powers, you steal peaches, steal gold pills, and even go to heaven twice as an official, my grandson is calculated, you quickly talk to the Jade Emperor, and first find out the dirty goods behind the scenes of the calculation of my grandson."
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Sun Wukong also softened this time, knowing that he was suppressed by the other party's slap, how could he still be stupid.
When the two Venerables Ah Da and Ka Ye heard this, they were even more furious, this monkey is too presumptuous! I don't know the rules!
"Demon monkey! You disturbed the heavenly court, and now you dare to speak out! ”
The two Venerables drank loudly, and the kind smile on the face of the Buddha was obviously a bit far-fetched, and he also scolded Su Bodhi in his heart for not being successful enough and more than defeating, but he couldn't show it in the slightest on his face.
"Demon Monkey, I heard that you have great magical powers, and you have caused chaos in the heavens."
The words of the Buddha suddenly made Sun Wukong's scalp numb, and now he may admit this crime, so he hurriedly shook his head and said urgently: "If you come to the Buddha, this matter has nothing to do with Lao Sun." ”
"That's right! It's all the people in the dark who manipulate my grandson, there are so many immortals and gods in the heavenly court, how can my old grandson have such a great ability as a demon king in the lower realm, it is a dog thief in the secret who has great ability. ”
The monkey is not stupid, he can't admit his guilt at this time, not to mention that he really didn't do it, although the benefits are swallowed by him.
The eyes of countless people in the Three Realms who were secretly observing widened, and many people even grinned, among them, the Haotian Jade Emperor of the Heavenly Court Lingxiao Treasure Hall couldn't help but laugh and said, "This monkey head is still a little interesting." ”
The Jade Emperor could laugh, but they didn't dare, at this moment, the Jade Emperor decided in his heart that this monkey was a wonderful person! No! It should be a wonderful monkey, and it will have fun in the future.
If the Buddha is numb, he looked at the monkey and vigorously explained that he was innocent, that he was not very capable, and that he was harmed by the people behind him.
At this moment, Su Bodhi of Xiniu Hezhou's face was gloomy, gritted his teeth and said, "Damn it! A splash monkey who can't hold up the wall! Lao Dao is blind, how can he accept you as a disciple! ”
The more Ru looked at this monkey above Huaguo Mountain, the more outrageous he became, but the smile on his face gradually dissipated and turned into an angry King Kong color.
"Demon monkey! You robbed the gods in the East China Sea, stole peaches, stole gold pills, and disturbed the heavenly court, which is a great crime! Spare you! ”
Before he could react, Rulai's face changed, and suddenly Sun Wukong glared angrily, damn himself, he was not the opponent of this old miscellaneous hair, and suddenly roared angrily: "Rulai, I am willing to follow you to the heavenly court, let's talk to the Jade Emperor, it was really not Lao Sun's doing!" ”
"Demon monkey! Now you're still quibbling! Disrupting the heavenly court is a heinous crime! ”
Rulai, who drank angrily, didn't talk about martial arts at all, and directly stretched out the huge Buddha's hand and struck suddenly, Sun Wukong hurriedly fled with a somersault after seeing this, and at the same time couldn't help but be angry: "Rulai!" You have been in vain to be the power of the Three Realms! You don't dare to catch the dog thief behind you, you have to bully me, an ordinary monkey spirit, mediocre! I want to see the Jade Emperor! I want to find the heavenly court to administer justice. ”
Under the roar of the sky, the people of the Three Realms, especially the Jade Emperor, almost laughed at this time, this monkey actually felt so good about him, and suddenly he felt reluctant, if this monkey came to the heavenly court as an official, he would definitely not be so lifeless every day.
"Ah~ Rulai! My grandson wants to see the Jade Emperor! My grandson has been wronged! ”
At this moment, he didn't have any demeanor, he glared angrily, and hurriedly grabbed the monkey with a slap, but he didn't dare to talk nonsense with the monkey, and flew the monkey directly in the direction of the Two Realms Mountain.
There was a loud bang, and I saw that one arm suddenly turned into a mountain, and under Sun Wukong's unwilling scream, the monkey was directly suppressed under the mountain.
The five fingers were turned into five mountains of gold, wood, water, fire, and earth, and they rose high, and Sun Wukong, who was crushed under the mountain, was as embarrassed as he was at this time, but he was still unwilling, and a pair of fiery eyes stared at the sky and shouted: "Jade Emperor!" My grandson is wronged! My grandson is still the Monkey King of Heaven, this bald donkey can't suppress me! No! ”
"Demon monkey! Stubborn! ”
At this moment, Sun Wukong was still unwilling to roar, and the Buddha was suddenly angry, and shouted directly, he was going to pretend to be forced in front of the gods and Buddhas, but now he doesn't want to let this demon monkey talk nonsense, so he hurriedly raised his cuffs, and a golden post flew away, with six big characters written on it: 'I, well, what, horn, Mi, and 吽'.
At this moment, I didn't care about the demeanor, a golden light flashed and was directly attached to the Five Finger Mountain, and in an instant, a powerful mana surging from the mountain surged, and the Monkey King who was suddenly suppressed screamed, and the sound could no longer be heard in the Five Finger Mountain.
Heaven and earth seem to be quiet at this moment, and all the star monarchs in the Heavenly Court Lingxiao Treasure Hall are all looking at the ending of Haotian Realm, good guy has been doing it for a long time?
Everyone is still waiting to see this monkey break the news again, who would have thought that it would be over like this?
The Jade Emperor shook his head and put down the imperial wine that Tiannu had just presented with interest, and the imperial wine in the cup was tasteless at this moment.
Xiniu Hezhou's Su Bodhi's face was pale, and at this moment, he gritted his teeth and glared at the direction of the Heavenly Court Tushi Palace, but his heart was dripping blood.
For this havoc in the Heavenly Palace, in order to give the monkey Yang Wei a name, whose master has him so conscientious, he is simply feeding with a bowl, and the result is all broken!
After paying so much and inviting so many actors, the merit and luck have already agreed to pay, but the protagonist collapsed.
is not half as famous as he expected to make trouble in the Heavenly Palace!
Now that the monkey has been pressed in the Five Elements Mountain, it has come to an end, at this moment Su Bodhi's face was ugly and resentful and glared at the uncontested monkey head at the foot of the Five Elements Mountain, and directly used the Yuan Shen to transmit the sound to Rulai and the Bodhisattva of Joy.
"This monkey has a golden hoop! Save yourself from getting into trouble later. ”
A smile appeared on the face of the long-eared Joy Bodhisattva, fortunately, when he was in the sect, his own junior brother gave him a golden hoop, which just came in handy.
This monkey he kind of gave up!
The plot is finished!
Su Bodhi's face was ugly, and he flicked his sleeves and disappeared into the realm of Xiniu Hezhou, and at the same time, the queen mother in the heavenly court looked at the Jade Emperor's embarrassed face, and there was obviously a look of joy.
"Your Majesty, fortunately, the seven fairies have picked enough before this peach meeting, and this peach meeting will still be held as scheduled."
Pan Tao Club!
After hearing this, the Jade Emperor immediately glanced at his junior sister, and the two of them immediately looked at each other and smiled.
"Good! But this time, I'm afraid there won't be so many peaches. ”
There is a heavenly tribulation above the immortals, and there are six reincarnations below the immortals, it can be said that there is no place for all creatures in the desolation to hide, only this innate spirit fruit and the like can help them avoid the calamity.
Mortals eat it to prolong their life and even become immortals, and immortal eating can be regarded as an alternative way to prolong life, such as! Postponing the arrival of the Heavenly Tribulation can give you more time to cultivate and strengthen yourself, and even if you eat enough Peach Spirit Pill, you can directly step into the next realm.
It can be said that the peach is a life-saving thing for immortals, even for monks who are on the god list and follow the path of the gods, and the temptation of the mana of the innate spirit fruit is also not small.
"Your Majesty, this time the peach will be disturbed by the demon monkey, so it is better to change it to the Antiy Conference this time."
Antiy?
I saw the Jade Emperor looking at the people who were looking at Buddhism with a blank expression, do you still need An Tian now? The monkey ran away in one go, is the heavenly court in chaos?
The Queen Mother of Yaochi chuckled and said, "Your Majesty, the Pan Tao Party will still be held as scheduled, after all, there are many immortals and gods who have made contributions over the past few hundred years." ”
Under the sound of chuckling, all of a sudden, the Xingjun who understood below hurriedly lowered their heads and was silent, but the Jade Emperor nodded appreciatively: "What the Queen Mother said is extreme, extreme." ”
At this moment, everyone who understands secretly drifts to the fairy god who is committed to Western Buddhism, this time I'm afraid this group of people will be unlucky, the demon monkey steals the peach, and the number of peaches in this peach will be not enough.
So which side is not enough? Countless people already have the bottom in their hearts, and the scattered immortal who had just exited looked at him with a pale face at this moment, and he looked at the sneering and sneering smile thrown by the rest of his colleagues, and there was only endless fear in his eyes at this moment.
Finished! This time it's completely over! He miscalculated!
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