Chapter 324: Heavenly Furniture with Mortals?
Time flies, and the world changes.
Jinshan Temple.
There are two bald little monks in the temple who are knocking on the wooden fish in the hall to recite the scriptures, but they don't know that the two little monks who were found are now leading the immortal Buddha is confused.
"Senior brother, today's homework has been done."
The two little monks all had red lips and white teeth, the little monk asked the other, but the other little monk smiled, "Senior brother, today's homework is done, but what do you want to eat today?" ”
The little monk who asked in one sentence was embarrassed, lowered his head and said, "Senior brother, last month's buns were very delicious." ”
"Haha, let's go, then let's eat steamed buns."
Under the ordinary frolicking of the two little monks, they didn't know that at this time, the gods and Buddhas were speechless when they watched from above.
"Subodhi! What the hell are you doing? ”
I saw that Qingyun was really angry this time, and directly glared at Su Bodhi who came with big eyes, and Su Bodhi was also full of anger, and scolded: "Okay, you Qingyun!" This is the wicked person who sues first! ”
"What wicked person sues first! Why do these two little bald asses have the breath of your Western Buddhism and my Mahayana Buddhism! Do you dare to say that you didn't make trouble in secret! ”
Qingyun is not afraid of this Su Bodhi, and even at this time, his heart is full of grievances, and his eyes are full of endless anger, and he was careless by this thief!
And Su Bodhi's eyes widened, and he shouted angrily: "You dare to make a heavenly oath!" ”
"Come on! Who's afraid of whom! I, Qingyun, naturally dare to swear to heaven that I absolutely don't know about this, but do you dare! ”
"Qingyun you!" Su Bodhi glared, and suddenly the two looked at each other in shock, and in an instant, their faces became gloomy.
After seeing Qingyun and Su Bodhi look at each other, they gritted their teeth with an ugly face and said, "Someone is calculating us!" ”
Damn it!
I saw Su Bodhi clapping his palms angrily and scolding: "I know! Damn, it's either Yuan Shi or Taishang, I said how did it go so smoothly this time, it turned out to be waiting for me here. ”
"Damn it! I am afraid that this method was jointly carried out by Taishang and Yuan Shi, in order to provoke a fight between you and me Mahayana Buddhism and Western Buddhism. ”
The two little monks of Jinshan Temple, their breaths were mixed, and they couldn't tell which one was the golden cicada and the other was the person arranged by Houtu, which was obviously someone secretly attacked.
"What should I do about this?"
"Two little monks, you and I choose one each! After all, the spread of Buddhism to the east is a major event, just a person who learns the scriptures. ”
"And the breath of heaven!"
Qingyun and Su Bodhi glanced at each other, and nodded one after another, at this moment the spread of Buddhism to the east is called a big deal, and the rest doesn't matter, they can't fight among themselves first, it will only make Yuan Shi Tianzun and Taiqing Laozi happy, and suddenly the two decided to go to heaven to ask what is going on.
Heaven!
At this time, there was also a shocking melon on the Lingxiao Treasure Hall for thousands of years after the self-proclaimed god, and I saw a monster with a pig's head appearing in the Lingxiao Treasure Hall with a swish.
"Jade Emperor, this Yang Jian is not a good thing, his sister is a mortal and gave birth to a son named Agarwood, and now he is heading in the direction of Wuzhi Mountain, saying that he is going to learn art from monkeys."
Shocking the sky, the Heavenly Court Star Monarch was even more in an uproar, his eyes widened, but at this time, Yang Jian, who was the god of justice, looked at everything in front of him indifferently, as if he was a group of clowns in his eyes.
"Canopy! Do you know the consequences of slandering the important ministers of the Heavenly Court! ”
The Jade Emperor was also furious, glaring angrily at Marshal Tianpeng who was demoted to the Nether Realm below, and at this time, the so-called Tianpeng was already dressed as a monster.
I saw Tianpeng laughing, there was no firmness in his eyes anymore, at this time there was only a rogue color, looking at Yang Jian and couldn't help laughing: "Jade Emperor, this is not an old pig I said nonsense, the fourth princess of the East China Sea should know that Yang Jian suppressed a private mortal fairy in Huashan twenty years ago." ”
Tianpeng's words suddenly stunned all the immortal monarchs in the heavenly court, but there were also countless scattered immortals who showed excited looks, if this is true, Yang Jian, the god of justice, will definitely be taken down.
Especially the people who explain the teachings, one by one, they are even more suspicious, is Yang Jian so easy to be caught?
Looking at Zhu Bajie's sworn appearance, the Jade Emperor showed hesitation for a while, his eyes looked at the judicial god, and he said suspiciously: "Yang Jian! Is this serious? ”
In front of the immortals in the heavenly court, Yang Jian still looked indifferent, and slowly stepped out of the line and arched his hand: "Your Majesty, twenty years ago, Yang Jian did suppress a female immortal in Huashan. ”
In an instant, the heavenly court was in an uproar, and countless people's eyes widened, and at this moment, everyone thought about the former Yao Ji, isn't that like this? Could it be that this heavenly family likes to mate with mortals?
However, Yang Jian not only did not panic, but spoke again and said indifferently: "Yang Jian not only suppressed a fairy in Huashan, but also skinned a cow in Dirt Spring!" ”
When Yang Jian said this, he paused, looked at the canopy with deep meaning, and then sneered: "Not only that, Yang Jian also arrested two mortals who plotted against him, and now he is being interrogated in the heavenly prison, Yang Jian originally intended to show His Majesty after the review is out." ”
At this moment, everyone was numb, their eyes widened, the Jade Emperor was also confused, and Tianpeng was even more puzzled, how could there be anything wrong?
However, at this moment, Yang Jian's eyes looked around the immortals, and his gaze stayed on Taishang Laojun for a moment, and suddenly a fine light flashed in Taishang Laojun's eyes.
The Jade Emperor was numb, and all the immortals were buzzing in their brains, what was going on?
After Tianpeng saw Yang Jian's indifferent and confident eyes, his heart instantly cooled, damn it! It's over, I've been pitted!
"Yang Jian! What's going on? ”
The Jade Emperor really didn't know and couldn't help but ask in a deep voice, only to see Yang Jian looking around and finally looking at Tianpeng's face, and suddenly said with a smile: "Naturally, there are people who calculate Heavenly Court, and some people want Heavenly Court to be discredited in the Three Realms." ”
"Yang Jian first said that this dirt spring, presumably all the immortals know that this dirt spring is the place where nine golden crows fell when Hou Yi shot the sun when the ten days were in the sky in ancient times."
When Yang Jian said this, all the immortals immediately frowned, and they didn't know what it had to do with it, but they saw Yang Jian's unhurried mouth hooked up and slowly talked about the truth of the matter.
"The immortals of the Dirt Spirit Spring naturally know, but they don't know that the Seven Fairies of the Heavenly Court have to go to the Nether to pick and collect the Flower Dew Water every hundred years, and every time the Seven Fairies of the Nether Realm will go to the Dirt Spring to bathe and wash away the dust when they return to the Heavenly Court."
What does it mean to wash away the dust, it is obviously just to absorb this trace of aura, many immortals are secretly envious, and it is the heels of the seven fairies, and they have no fun at all.
It can be said that the immortals and monks in the congenital heels are now all superb, and they have long looked down on this thing, and the seven fairies are considered to be good on their heels, but their cultivation is very low, so no one is competing for this dirt spring.
"Hehe, but someone secretly calculates the seven fairies under the seat of the Queen Mother, on the surface, they are an old cow and a mortal, and they want to take the opportunity to plunder the seven fairies and fairy clothes, but then lose their hearts."
When he said this, Yang Jian's eyes flashed with a cold light, and the Jade Emperor was even more furious, slammed the table and shouted angrily: "Who is it!" Who is so bold! Don't you know that the Seven Fairies are the righteous daughters of the Queen Mother! ”
"Someone! Legend of the Seven Fairies! At the same time, please invite the Queen Mother to come to the Lingxiao Treasure Hall together. ”
This time the Jade Emperor was really angry, once his sister just didn't look forward to the result and was calculated, and now he wants to repeat the old tricks, it's not a big deal, but it's a shame on the heavens! This is completely to rip off his heavenly court's face.
After a while, the Queen Mother took the Seven Fairies into the Lingxiao Treasure Hall with an ugly face, and the Seven Fairies looked at Yang Jian, the God of Justice, and their beautiful eyes were even more grateful.
"Thank you, cousin."
The seven fairies were all around Yang Jian, and Tianpeng was even more envious of this scene and swallowed his saliva, this Yang Jian is really fucking good! The cousin of the seven national colors and heavenly fragrances.
After coming to the Lingxiao Treasure Hall and sitting down, the Queen Mother still had a sense of anger between her eyebrows, and after glancing at the immortals majestically, her eyes turned to the Jade Emperor and said indifferently: "Please also ask Your Majesty to forgive your sins, the Seven Fairies have lost their hearts in the grass, which has just been lifted." ”
After seeing this scene, Tian Peng began to get nervous, and his brain turned rapidly, this is someone calculating the heavenly court, I'm afraid it didn't work!
"Your Majesty, that bull demon and two other mortals are now in the heavenly prison."
"Biography! Pass it all on! ”
This time, the Jade Emperor was really angry, but Yang Jian nodded directly with a cold light on his face.
After a while, a skinned bull demon appeared in the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, and the bloody appearance was even more numb, and the moment he entered the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, he was pleading.
"Spare your life, the god of justice spares your life, it's none of your business."
Immediately afterwards, there was a mortal who was dazed and frightened, trembling up to the legendary Lingxiao Treasure Hall, and said tremblingly: "The mortal cowherd of the lower realm greets the Jade Emperor, the Queen Mother, and the God of Justice. ”
As for the other mortal, he was covered in blood, and it seemed that he was tortured, and when he saw the figure of the Judicial God, his eyes were full of fear.
I saw Yang Jian indifferently walked in front of the mortal Cowherd, and said indifferently: "You are a mortal, as an immortal, we will definitely not embarrass you easily, but please explain the matter in detail." ”
Although Cowherd has a thief's heart, he is a mortal in the end, and now he is about to catch his breath in this heavenly court, and he immediately nodded hurriedly after seeing Yang Jian.
"No, villain! The mortal cowherd is a mortal in the poor mountains of the mortal world, his parents have long since died, and only a thatched house, three acres of land and an old ox are left. ”
"That's it!" I saw the Cowherd tremblingly pointing to the bloody monster-like old scalper behind him, and he said in fear: "The villain's name is Cowherd, and he is poor and destitute in the mortal world, and he is still reluctant to eat alone, so the people in the village laugh at me for beating the old bachelor for a lifetime, and suddenly one day the old scalper spoke." ”
"I even asked if I wanted to marry a daughter-in-law, or a fairy! Then he took me to the spring pool deep in the mountains, and under the clouds and mist, I could only hear seven fairies playing in the waterhole, and there were colorful clothes on the shore. ”
When he said this, the cowherd's eyes were full of tears, and he hurriedly pointed to the bull demon and said: "It told me, you have seen the clothes on the shore, and you will pick which fairy's clothes you will steal when you see them, and the fairy who will stay at that time will be your daughter-in-law." ”
At this time, the cowherd's face was full of tears, and there was only fear in his heart, "The villain is wronged!" ”
At this moment, the Cowherd cried bitterly, which suddenly caused the immortals in the Lingxiao Treasure Hall to frown, but the Seven Fairies hid behind Yang Jian in fear, with only endless panic in their beautiful eyes.
Heartless grass! This can obscure the divine sense, and even the longer it lasts, the mana will be temporarily sealed as if it were a mortal, so the calculation in this is clear at a glance.
How could a mortal who stole a fairy's clothes not be discovered? How could it be that just because the clothes were stolen, wouldn't the fairy not change one again?
The confusion is that some of them are calculating! Choose that dress, then this fairy is afraid that her mana will be closed, and she can only be like a mortal in a mess.
Therefore, everyone clearly figured it out, the seven fairies were all heartless, and they were so frightened that they thought of fleeing, and one of them had no clothes, and their mana was out of control, so they could only wait for the remaining six people to ask for reinforcements.
And this day in the sky, a year in the earth! I'm afraid that all daylilies will be cold by then.
"What a gut! The fairy who dared to calculate the heavenly court! At this moment, the Queen Mother of Yaochi was really angry, she didn't care about these ways in the past, but someone dared to calculate her people.
Who doesn't know that the fairies in the heavenly court are all under the jurisdiction of the queen mother, and the seven fairies are the righteous daughters she receives, which is a naked slap in the face.
The cowherd's collapsed legs were no longer stable, and he sat directly on the ground, kowtowing constantly: "Woo, spare your life, the villain is blinded by lard, and he is bewitched by this bull demon but only wants to marry a daughter-in-law, I really have no other ideas." ”
Yang Jian looked at the mortal in front of him, there was only a disgust in his eyes, it was not that he looked down on mortals, but that this person's character was a problem.
Poverty is not a reason! If you can't marry a daughter-in-law and use such behavior, it's completely a robber logic, taking advantage of people's danger, is this good character?
"Your Majesty, this person is right, he is just a mere mortal."
Although Yang Jian hated this person, he still enforced the law impartially and told the truth, and the queen mother glared at this mortal viciously, and directly waved her sleeves in disgust: "Throw it down to the mortal world and let it fend for itself." ”
"Yes!" I saw two heavenly soldiers respectfully enter the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, and stepped forward to set up the Cowherd, but the Cowherd was full of joy at this time, and said with a flattering smile on his face: "Thank you!" Thank you for the grace of the Judicial Gods, thank you. ”
It's not as fragrant as being able to live!
The seven fairies looked at the cowherd even more fearfully, they were almost calculated, and they were even more careless, and they were afraid that they would even lose themselves to each other.
For a while, the Seven Fairies' once happy and relaxed hearts were covered with a heavy burden, and a look of determination appeared in their eyes, Cultivation! As long as you cultivate to the strength of your cousin, you won't be calculated!
"Woo, the god of justice is gracious, the little cow really doesn't know the identity of the seven fairies."
Seeing that the cowherd was rescued, the bull demon also hurriedly began to explain, and at this moment, the eyes of the Jade Emperor and the judicial god Yang Jian looked at Taishang Laojun.
Without him! There is a familiar aura on this bull demon, contaminated with the breath of a certain powerful mount, I saw Taishang Laojun shaking his head with a wry smile and said: "I really don't know about this matter, and the green cow of Poor Dao doesn't have this mind." ”
Taishang Laojun is aggrieved! This is someone calculating him behind his back, if he succeeds, he will provoke the contradiction between him and the heavenly court, and if he fails, the black cauldron can still be carried on his head, this method is really fucking inferior!
Red clouds? It shouldn't be, although the other party is down, but it is not so bottomless, the West Su Bodhi? It shouldn't be, after all, a saint doppelganger is also the identity of a saint.
At this moment, Taishang Laojun is really aggrieved, he was detained, and he can't explain it clearly, so it's a heavenly opportunity! But now that the eastward transmission of Buddhism ordained by the Taoist Ancestor has begun, this heavenly opportunity has been locked!
And there are people who disturb the heavens! It doesn't work out at all!
Journey to the West, Koi is ready to come to a different Journey to the West, I hope everyone can like it, and Koi will try to arrange the plot as reasonably as possible with their own brain holes, I hope you brothers and Taoist friends can like it.
(End of chapter)