288 Why don't you go up and pee?
As soon as he heard Pang Xiaobai say this, Su Kejie immediately understood.
Obviously, the reason why Pang Xiaobai said this was just to give himself a step, and he was obviously arrogant.
In other words, he had agreed to reconcile with him, saying that he would invite him to dinner, but he was just pretending to be reserved.
Heh, Pang Xiaobai, you are really still so naïve and so easy to understand!
Thinking of this, Su Kejie immediately approached Pang Xiaobai, squinted his eyes and said softly:
"Xiaobai, otherwise, you don't live here, let's move back and live with me.
I can't cook, but I can order a good takeout!"
Pang Xiaobai immediately pushed Su Kejie's head away with one hand: "Stay away from me!" You pervert!"
Su Kejie, who was pushed away, blinked: "Then you promised to move back and live with me?"
"No need!" Pang Xiaobai shook his head, hugged the doll and said, "I understand the kindness."
Immediately afterwards, Pang Xiaobai hugged the snow monster doll and said, "I just bought an RV, and now I move back, what should I do with the car?"
"What's so hard about that?" Su Kejie said, "You can sell it again."
"It's not that easy." Pang Xiaobai shook his head.
"I don't buy much of this kind of second-hand car, and if I sell it again, I will definitely lose a lot of money, and I don't know when I can sell it.
This time and again, wasting time and money, and paying an extra rent for your house, then I won't lose a lot of money?"
Immediately afterward, Pang Xiaobai continued, "Besides, I actually like my current life.
Freedom and proximity to the unit can save a lot of money every month.
What's more, even if I don't move back and don't be roommates with you, it won't affect us as father and son?"
As soon as he heard this, Su Kejie's eyes immediately widened, and he said angrily while looking around:
"Then you have to pay more attention to safety, otherwise, if you have a broken car, in case of a gas leak and an aging circuit, something will really happen......
Speaking of this, Su Kejie turned his head to look at Pang Xiaobai violently: "Then I, as a father, am still quite worried about your son!"
Pang Xiaobai flattened his mouth, poured a glass of water and handed it to Su Kejie.
After Su Kejie took the glass of water, Pang Xiaobai said, "Don't worry, I don't need gas here, and I don't have a few wires, so you don't have to worry about it!"
After speaking, Pang Xiaobai also took a glass of water, took a sip gently, then squinted his eyes, looked at the water in the glass, and couldn't help but sing: "I am me, a firework of different colors!"
As soon as he sang here, Pang Xiaobai suddenly stretched out his hand in the direction of the cab and roared loudly, "Audience friends, let me see your hands, okay?"
This roar immediately startled Su Kejie, who was drinking water.
Turning his head to look at Pang Xiaobai, and finding that Pang Xiaobai was still holding the pose that was pointing at the cab, Su Kejie blinked and looked in the direction of his finger.
When he saw the wipers on the front windshield, Su Kejie immediately understood.
So, Su Kejie stood up silently, walked to the cab, and gently turned on the wiper switch.
When the wipers turned on and began to swing back and forth, Pang Xiaobai really lifted the immobilization method and began to continue singing:
"I am who I am, fireworks of different colors!
The sky is wide, and we must be the strongest foam!"
Just as Pang Xiaobai was singing here, Su Kejie suddenly frowned and straightened his nose.
Because he suddenly smelled a smell of burnt plastic.
After blinking, Su Kejie turned his head to look and found that white smoke suddenly rose from the center console of the cab.
After seeing the white smoke coming out of the center console, Su Kejie couldn't help but say, "Xiaobai, today's audience is very enthusiastic, will there be smoke?
But this stage effect is simply amazing, but the taste is a bit rushed, when did you install this stage effect machine?"
Pang Xiaobai squinted and twisted around, and replied impatiently, "What stage effect."
If it's a machine, how can I put that thing in it? The white smoke must have been burned inside."
Speaking of this, Pang Xiaobai drank all the water in the cup, and then exhaled a long breath.
But soon, Pang Xiaobai, who came back to his senses, opened his eyes sharply and quickly turned his head to look behind Su Kejie.
When he found that there was more and more white smoke, Pang Xiaobai suddenly screamed.
At the same time, Su Kejie also reacted, followed by a loud shout, and then quickly ran to Pang Xiaobai's side.
"What should I do, Xiaobai." Su Kejie's face was full of panic, "Okay, how can it burn inside? Didn't you look carefully when you bought the car?"
Pang Xiaobai was also full of panic: "No, when I bought a car, the wipers were obviously fine? And the wipers were also turned on yesterday, weren't you all there, except for the linkage with the stereo at that time, there was nothing wrong with anything else?"
Speaking of this, Pang Xiaobai's eyes suddenly widened: "Ah! I see!"
"What do you know?" Su Kejie asked.
Pang Xiaobai said, "It must be Mo Fei!
The car was repaired by Mo Fei, and when she was repairing the car yesterday, she suddenly drove the car away without saying a word, and said what to help me try the car?
It must have been that she didn't fix it, and she forcibly tested the car and broke the wiring inside!"
Su Kejie frowned and said, "Oh, it's all this time, don't blame Mo Fei!
Hurry up and find some water and put out the fire first! Look there's more and more smoke!"
Pang Xiaobai nodded hurriedly: "Yes, yes, water, water!"
Soon, Pang Xiaobai and Su Kejie came to the faucet, but as soon as Su Kejie turned on the switch of the faucet, he found that there was no water in it at all.
"Where's the water?" Su Kejie's eyes widened and asked, "Why is there no water?"
Pang Xiaobai blinked and slapped his head: "Oops, I forgot, I haven't connected the water pipe yet, if you want water, you can only go to the toilet to pick it up!"
"Pick it up at the toilet?" Su Kejie said loudly, "The toilet is so far away from here, when you go to the toilet to get water, maybe your car will be burned to a shelf!"
"And what do you say?" Pang Xiaobai asked loudly.
Su Kejie was stunned: "Or, with spit?"
Pang Xiaobai blinked, and hurriedly came to the cab with Su Kejie.
Immediately afterwards, Pang Xiaobai and Su Kejie spat vigorously at the gap in the smoking center console.
After the two of them vomited for a while, they found that it didn't work at all, and the white smoke continued to rise.
Seeing this situation, after Pang Xiaobai coughed twice, he hurriedly pulled Su Kejie, who was also coughing: "Don't vomit, go, hurry up, the car is gone, and the others are gone!"
Hearing Pang Xiaobai say this, Su Kejie nodded, and then got out of the car with Pang Xiaobai.
After the two got out of the car together, they looked at the increasingly thick white smoke here, and they were helpless.
"What should I do?" Su Kejie coughed and said, "If it continues like this, I'm afraid it's really going to burn to the shelf."
"Ahem, ahem." Pang Xiaobai coughed twice, "What else can I do, you also said it, the toilet is far away from here, and when the water comes, it will be burned early."
Suddenly, Pang Xiaobai raised his eyebrows: "Wait, saliva is not good, or you go up to pee?" Extinguishing the fire with urine?"
Su Kejie glared: "I don't have pee, I'm going to sprinkle you!"
Pang Xiaobai flattened his mouth: "I don't pee either, I went to the toilet before getting off work, and I ran out of urine, and now I don't have any inventory at all."
"What then?" Su Kejie frowned, "Can you just watch?"
As soon as the words fell, a loud shout suddenly came from the security door next to him:
"Don't move! Let me come!"