Chapter 341: A steamed bun is 500,000 taels! (Ask for a commuter pass)

"Wukong, why don't you protect that Tang monk Xitian to learn scriptures and come here."

In the dense forest, the Joyful Bodhisattva sitting on the lotus platform was full of smiles, but at this time his face was still flushed, and there was a female Buddha on the side who was also sweating profusely, and it was obvious that the two of them had just practiced the method of Joyful Cultivation.

Sun Wukong, as a demon, naturally does not feel ashamed and unspeakable, but it is the first time to see such a grand scene, some are stunned, and can't help but joke: "Bodhisattva is so ecstatic here, when my grandson was a Monkey King in Huaguo Mountain, there were more than 47,000 monkeys below There was no such scene, at most there were dozens of monkeys and female monkeys, but they all knew how to avoid monkeys and hide in an invisible place." ”

Looking at Sun Wukong's face full of laughter and ridicule, the Bodhisattva of Joy shook his head with a smile and said: "You monkey, don't make fun of it, this is the joy Zen passed on by the deity, and it is a vein of Lingshan." ”

Sun Wukong shook his head playfully, "Bodhisattva, Dark Old Sun is not nothing, and he is here to sue today." ”

"Sue?"

Huanxi Bodhisattva looked puzzled, but Sun Wukong crossed his waist and teased: "When I passed by the Huanxi Bodhisattva temple with that master, there was an old monk in the temple with a golden pond, who fell in love with the master's precious robe, so he united with the monster to take the opportunity to kill us. ”

"Bodhisattva, this is in your territory, who do you say my grandson won't come to you for?"

Under a rhetorical question, the Bodhisattva of Joy not only did not get angry but showed a hearty smile, looked at the monkey and nodded with satisfaction: "Okay, this is not this seat, this seat will go with you to see what kind of monster dares to be so presumptuous." ”

The Bodhisattva of Joy was satisfied, almost all of these ninety-nine eighty-one difficulties were divided, and there were also those that were not divided, but the monkey himself was stupid to let it out.

And it was the monkey who came to him personally, so he was naturally at ease. And Sun Wukong naturally doesn't know the secret benefits of the ninety-nine eighty-one difficulties on the way to the west, in fact, even if he knows, this can only be said to be the icing on the cake for the monkey, after all, this monkey is congenitally more than many people.

"It's still a bodhisattva."

Sun Wukong smiled happily and clapped his hands, and then set up auspicious clouds with the long-eared Joy Bodhisattva and headed towards the direction of Black Wind Mountain.

Along the way, although Sun Wukong was full of smiles, he secretly said in his heart, this Bodhisattva should know that he is clumsy and can't do his work, but what does the other party's obvious smile mean?

Is it fake? Or do you think it doesn't matter if he hides a hand, what does it mean that he has to protect this monk and go to the West to learn scriptures?

Just when the monkey's heart was full of doubts and was about to consider testing it again in the future, the two of them had already arrived at the Black Wind Mountain.

The two landed on the Black Wind Mountain, looking at the cave in the distance, Sun Wukong grabbed his ears and laughed and said: "Bodhisattva, wait a while, and wait for my old grandson to call the black bear spirit to scold." ”

Huanxi Bodhisattva nodded with satisfaction, and seemed to be very satisfied with the monkey's attitude, and Sun Wukong jumped up and down directly to the outside of the cave, and shouted directly at the cave: "The black bear that burns firewood comes out quickly, your grandfather is here, haha." ”

I have to say that the monkey's mouth is really tricky, and the exit is to take advantage of people.

"Haha, your grandfather is here, the black bear spirit that burns wood and alchemy pills will come out quickly and let your grandfather take a good look."

Sun Wukong's ridiculous laughter was quiet after it entered the cave, and when Sun Wukong turned his head to ask the Bodhisattva with a puzzled face, the door of the cave slowly opened.

Just when Sun Wukong was about to look at the black-faced monster with a smile on his face, he was suddenly stunned, not to mention him, even the Bodhisattva of Joy was stunned.

At this time, the Haotian Jade Emperor on the Lingxiao Treasure Hall looked majestically at Liuding Liujia and came back to report it, and at this time, he had already changed shifts, and he was on duty to reveal the truth of the five directions.

The Haotian Realm given by the Dao Ancestor of Zixiao Palace directly appeared in the Lingxiao Treasure Hall again, and one by one the star tubes stretched their necks, and when they saw the appearance of the monkey and the Joy Bodhisattva who were stunned, there was a loud laugh in the Lingxiao Palace.

Among them, Nezha laughed and said: "This stinky monkey definitely didn't expect what happened during the time he went to ask for the Bodhisattva." ”

The stars smiled even more, and the interceptors sneered one by one: "This long-eared dog thief, it is estimated that he will be dumbfounded later, and he may think that the monkey is playing with him." ”

"Haha, yes, this long ear is the most shameless."

Defeated and captured in the West, they have accepted this reality, but you were shameless when you surrendered to the enemy.

Even the Queen Mother of Yaochi, who usually doesn't smile, had a hint of a smile on the corner of her mouth at this time, and the seven fairies brought behind her covered their mouths one by one and snickered.

Lower bound.

When the Batu Cave opened, a little monster stretched out and walked out, this is nothing, but the important thing is that this little monster is actually wearing a robe, and the little monster doesn't know him after coming out to see Sun Wukong and the Bodhisattva of Joy in the distance, but he is funny like a monk with his hands folded and saluting nondescriptly.

"Ami Tofu, that king of my family, no, no! It's supposed to be my monk, it's not right, Elder! Yes, yes, it should be called an elder. ”

The little monster had a dog's head on his head, and he said with a smile: "Ami Tofu, the two elders follow me." ”

A little wild dog monster, dressed in a robe in a nondescript manner, this words and deeds are even more funny, and Sun Wukong also reacted and said in shock: "What are you doing with this little monster!" Hurry up and call my great son out. ”

The little monster showed a funny smile on his face, and folded his hands and said: "Ami Tofu, that elder of my family is listening to the holy monk's teachings, by the way, the Buddha clothes meeting held by the king of my family also said that you should not let Elder Sun wait for you to hurry in, but the two of them are fine." ”

At this time, the little monster smiled and looked at another person to rejoice in the Bodhisattva, he couldn't recognize it, he just thought that his king said that he was inviting Elder Sun in, but he didn't think that there was another one, but one was also invited, and the other two were also the same.

After Sun Wukong and Huanxi Bodhisattva glanced at each other, a Bodhisattva and a monkey stepped into this demon cave with suspicious faces.

After passing through the narrow and dim tunnel, he finally saw the light, and the little dog demon who led the way stepped forward excitedly, following the suspicious gazes of Sun Wukong and Huanxi Bodhisattva.

Suddenly, a bright light flashed in front of them, and when Sun Wukong and Huanxi Bodhisattva stepped into this Medicine King Cave Mansion, their eyes widened in shock, and at the same time, their stunned expressions were even more exposed to the Haotian Realm in the Heavenly Court Lingxiao Palace, and they burst into laughter in an instant.

I saw that in the Nether Black Wind Cave, the entire cave illuminated by firelight, and the black pressure in the cave was overwhelming, well, there were only hundreds of monsters, all of them were dressed in robes at this time, and the leader was obviously the black bear spirit and the blue wolf spirit and the flower snake spirit The three demon kings, at this time, the three demon kings were also wrapped in robes.

The hundreds of black monsters were all sitting cross-legged on the ground like elementary school students, and on the high platform was that Tang Sanzang, who was holding a nine-ring tin staff at this time, wearing a brocade robe, and was speaking loudly with a red face and a thick neck.

"Youkai? Why do you call you youkai? That's because you burn, kill, loot, and do all kinds of evil, so you are called a monster, and it's just like humans, and there are also people who are called evil demons! You must know that all living beings in heaven and earth have spirits, and you who are hiding in this barren mountains and mountains do not know what human beings are, and you mistake people for human races, which is ridiculous! It's ridiculously big. ”

"Terrans are people, but they can't represent people! Man is the noblest existence in the wilderness, and all living beings can be called human as long as they take human form, so you are all mistaken! Don't listen to any Taoist Buddha, what do they know? I! Tang Sanzang from the east, but the people and poor monks who are favored by the Buddha in the West are absolutely trustworthy. ”

"Look at yourself, one by one hiding in this poor mountain and bad water, and setting up a mountain is the demon king, is it ridiculous? How long has it been since you've touched your belly? Why? It's because there are too many bad people in the world that they will beat you into monsters in general. ”

At this time, Tang Sanzang blushed and made a loud speech with a thick neck, and when he reached the critical point, he pointed to a monster excitedly, and shouted: "You tell the poor monk!" Do you have the kind of scholars who go down the mountain to communicate with people? ”

The little demon who was pointed at was flushed, and got up excitedly and shouted, "I have it!" I went down the mountain as soon as I took shape, and when I saw the Terrans trading and buying delicious food, I wanted to eat it too, but they insisted on selling me 500,000 yuan! A steamed bun sells me 500,000 silver! ”

After hearing this, Tang Sanzang's face was suddenly full of anger, and he raised the nine-ring tin staff in his hand fiercely, and knocked it heavily on the ground several times, looking around at the demons and shouting: "A steamed bun is 500,000 taels of silver!" It's the price of a steamed bun! Do you know that 500,000 taels of silver can't be pulled by a carriage! ”

"It's this ** evil person who let you hide in this deep mountain and confuse you with that monster! Why? ”

After a sentence, Tang Sanzang stared at the three monsters in front of him even more intensely, and at this time, the black bear spirit listened with a flush on his face and said excitedly: "I know that the old bear knows that it is because they are afraid of us, and the monks of the temple under the mountain are afraid of us. ”

"That's right! It is because they are afraid of you that they are forcing you to this mountain and confusing you with the monster, because of your strength! ”

"That's why this group of villains is afraid of your power, that's why you're united! Then lift up your strength and unite together, and tell the vile and wicked people down the hill that we are people! It's not a demon! We are the embodiment of justice! We are real people! We are kind people! Hands up! Wield your power and prove your existence to the Three Realms. ”

"Roar~"

In an instant, hundreds of monsters roared in unison, and one by one they shouted that I was human, especially the black bear spirit, whose eyes were red, and he got up excitedly and patted his chest and shouted: "The holy monk is our guide, only the holy monk can lead us down the Black Wind Mountain to prove to the world that we are human!" ”

"Holy monk! Holy Monk! Holy Monk! ”

In an instant, countless brainwashed monsters shouted excitedly, and Sun Wukong, who walked into the cave, widened his eyes even more, looking at this monster who worshiped his master Tang Sanzang fanatically, lying down! This is simply more fanatical than when he was in Huaguo Mountain.

Huanxi Bodhisattva is even more human, looking at this scene in disbelief, their scriptures in the west and the monsters are mixed together? No! Should it lead the youkai to be a man?

At this time, Tang Sanzang, who was speaking excitedly, also saw the arrival of Sun Wukong and the Bodhisattva of Joy, and immediately showed an excited smile, stretched out his hand and pointed at the two of them and shouted: "Everyone, this is the great apprentice of the poor monk Sun Wukong, and the Monkey King who made trouble in the Heavenly Palace five hundred years ago, and this is the long-eared Joy Bodhisattva Supreme of the Great Leiyin Temple of the West Tianling Mountain." ”

"The great apprentice of the poor monk, you can see clearly! The hairy face Lei Gongzui is a monkey spirit, but the poor monk accepted him as a disciple, and the long-eared Joy Bodhisattva and even the Buddha are not human races, but at this time they are admired by the human race, and even enjoy the incense of all races, why? ”

Tang Sanzang directly shouted excitedly: "Because they know that they are human!" You are human beings from this day forward! In the future, as long as you do good deeds and contribute to the flood famine, then you can also become a bodhisattva and a Buddha, and be admired by all people, and enjoy the incense of heaven and earth. ”

Roar~

"I'm going to be a man!"

"Nope! We are human! ”

"I want to become a Buddha and an ancestor! I want to build the flood wilderness, I want to become a useful demon of the flood wilderness, no! It's a shemale! ”

One by one, the monsters were so excited that they completely became fanatical believers, and they roared excitedly, and Tang Sanzang also looked at the visitor with a dry mouth, and suddenly smiled.

"Wukong, this black bear spirit, the blue wolf spirit and the flower snake spirit are the registered disciples of the poor monk, you have to take good care of them in the future."

Under Tang Sanzang's introduction, Sun Wukong was numb, no! It should be that the monkey was numb, looking at this scene in amazement, he couldn't react for a while.

And the black bear spirit, the blue wolf spirit and the flower snake spirit The three demons put their hands together excitedly and said: "The black bear spirit, the blue wolf spirit, and the flower snake spirit meet the senior brother." ”

Look at the three youkai who met him, no! At this time, after being three junior disciples, Sun Wukong scratched his head and really didn't know what was going on, and his brain couldn't react for a while.

"Hehe, my Buddha pays attention to all things in the world, and naturally there is nothing to do, and it just so happens that the wicked Jinchi in the temple under the mountain has a lot of robes, and the poor monk let the black bear go down the mountain and roll it all back."

Tang Sanzang explained with a smile, and pointed to the exquisite and gorgeous robes on the monsters, at this moment Sun Wukong scratched the monkey hair and turned to look at the Bodhisattva of Huanxi and said embarrassedly: "Bodhisattva, this old grandson really doesn't know." ”

After seeing the Bodhisattva of Huanxi, Tang Sanzang also folded his hands and bent down apologetically: "Meet the Bodhisattva, and please don't blame Wukong, it is the poor monk who has time to inform this monkey in the future, who would have thought that this monkey would be so anxious, and go directly to find the Bodhisattva." ”

"Sanzang's original intention was to make the black bear go down the mountain and call Wukong by the way, I never thought that Wukong would go to find you, and please ask the Bodhisattva not to blame Wukong for saving people's sake."

Boy! You are a good person, and you want him not to blame!

At this moment, the long-eared Joy Bodhisattva was very aggrieved, looking at Sun Wukong aggrieved, looking at Tang Sanzang, he was even more aggrieved, when he saw the monster in the robe of the cave mansion, he was even more angry and his face was flushed, but he could only endure it and had to pretend to be smiling and generous.

"Hehe, Sanzang really has Buddha roots, since this is the case, I will go back, Wukong, you should also pack up as soon as possible and escort your master to the West Heaven to learn scriptures."

"Yes, Bodhisattva."

Sun Wukong scratched his head in embarrassment and nodded in agreement, and the Bodhisattva of Joy looked at the scene of the spicy eyes in front of him, and he couldn't hold it back, so he had to nod to Sanzang with a forced smile and left the cave, and fled directly in the cloud at the moment of leaving.

Damn it! He was afraid that he couldn't help but shoot this group of monsters to death directly! Especially Tang Sanzang! You must know that from the moment he entered the cave, he sensed that all the gods and Buddhas were looking at him, and he was really embarrassed and thrown home.

I made a mistake with the name of the chapter yesterday, and I have contacted the editor to change it.

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