179, this product is not a fat woman, it is an invincible beautiful girl
Li Ding walked in the wild land, relying on the double disguise of the ancient heroic spirit illusion and the body of the small god of the Hercules clan, as well as his strong personal strength, and two teammates who were quite powerful, he didn't dare to say that he could play with the barbarian races in the palm of his hand, at least he was able to move easily in the cracks.
But there is one person who can make Li Ding feel helpless, calling the heavens and the earth to be ineffective.
That person was none other than Jia Luoyan.
This great god is extremely powerful, acts in a hurry, has no taboos, and cannot be provoked - who dares to make a great god-level furious god clan angry?
What's even more terrifying is that the Raging Protoss, except for the fact that the six relatives don't recognize it when they are furious, and they fight everyone when they see it, they don't have any obvious weaknesses - the Hercules Clan can finally use Nether Titanium to restrain it, but the Fury Protoss can't control it!
If you are confronted with the wrath of a furious god, then the only solution is ...... It's just to find another furious god, provoke it, and pinch the two...... By the time both sides are exhausted and their anger is exhausted, the matter is almost settled.
Of course, it is not that the two furious gods can be solved by taking the opportunity, but the danger can be regarded as temporarily lifted.
In short, the furious god is an existence that has no solution. Maybe the Pure Yang True Immortal can deal with the Fury God, but Li Ding's current strength, no matter what, there is no way.
So...... Li Ding could only keep a wooden face and let Jia Luo manipulate him.
Well, Jia Luoyan, the great god, doesn't know what it means to be intimate with men and women, let alone what it means to be a lady.
Li Ding's image of the Hercules clan gave her too many surprises. She sighed and admired while touching and scratching at Li Ding's body. After touching his face, he pinched his shoulders, and after pinching his shoulders, he pressed his chest again.
At the same time, she kept commenting: "The shoulders are quite hard...... The arms are also very manly. The chest is a little flat, you have to step up the exercise, the chest is high and bulging, it is the true color of a man!"
Li Ding roared in his heart: "Your sister's breasts bulge high, that's the true nature of a beautiful girl, right? A man should have developed chest muscles, right?"
Of course, Jia Luoyan couldn't hear Li Ding's heart, and after touching his chest muscles, he touched Li Ding's waist and stomach, "The waist bar is good, straight and hard." Hmm, the pieces of flesh on the stomach are angular...... "Next, she actually slapped Li Ding's buttocks, and pinched it, and said with a smile: "The ass is very good, it's quite ......."
Li Ding finally couldn't help it, and shouted: "Sister Yan, what are you doing here? Are you picking New Year's meat or do you want to pick flowers?"
"Hehe, I just wanted to check if your Hercules outfit is standard. Jia Luoyan smiled shamelessly, even more than the disciples of the two sects of the Ship and Sword, "The Hercules Clan, both men and women, have flawless figures. I didn't expect that you didn't just disguise your face and hair as Hercules, you even had the same standard figure!"
"Sister Yan......" Li Ding said with a bitter face, "Then have you touched enough now?"
"Enough, enough. Jia Luoyan clapped his hands with a smile, looked at Li Ding's crotch with a little regret, and muttered: "There is still a part that has not been touched......"
Looking at Jia Luoyan, who is eight feet tall and has a waist circumference of eight feet and a face full of eyes like copper bells, Li Ding desperately fantasized in his heart that from the memory of the spirit pet, the invincible beautiful girl version of Jia Luoyan with green hair and blue eyes, smiling and graceful, desperately told himself: "Don't be angry, don't be angry......!"
Trying his best to hypnotize himself, Li Dingfang couldn't help the discomfort in his heart - he almost threw up just now...... And once it is spit out, it is by no means something that can be solved by "spitting and spitting and getting used to it". Maybe I'm going to provoke Jia Luoyan to madness...... Jia Luoyan didn't understand Li Ding's mood at all. She said with a smile: "Since you are so handsome, pig-head, that person will suffer a little loss, let you take advantage of it!"
A delicate "people" made Li Ding creepy, and his heart trembled.
But Jia Luoyan was unself-conscious. She took Li Ding's hand, grabbed his arm, and acted like a bird. Of course, with her current size, it is impossible for a small bird to be human, and a fat bird is a little like a god...... Then she put on this awkward pose, and dragged Li Ding to continue to find the way back to Yabin Pavilion with rumbling footsteps.
Li Dingqiang resisted the urge to go crazy, took a deep breath, and decided to do his duty as a younger brother and persuade Jia Luoyan: "Sister Yan, you have been pretending to be a fat woman for a while, haven't you? Why haven't you shown your original form? The younger brother promises that as long as you show your original form, the little princess will definitely be surprised when she sees you." Don't you know, just because of the image problem, the little princess is still full of superiority to you now!"
"Hmph, only shallow and ignorant people will only pay attention to the external image. Jia Luoyan said nonchalantly: "I'm going to use this appearance to swagger through the market, what's the matter? Who dares to laugh at me? Your sister is the worst to judge people by their appearance!"
Li Ding said bluntly: "Judging people by their appearance is really bad." But Sister Yan, you seem to have said that I look scary...... He also said that the beauties who fell in love with me were all sick-eyed. ”
Jia Luoyan blinked, and said with a confused face: "Impossible, right? How could I, Jia Luoyan, say such shallow words? Pig head, you must be mistaken, I dare to vouch with my godhead, I, Jia Luoyan, have never said anything like that." Besides, if I really judged people by their appearance, I wouldn't have been able to make friends with you in the first place, right? You don't even know how scary you look!"
"Your sister, you're thrilling again!" Li Ding really wanted to shout. It's a pity that in front of the cheeky skin of Kaliyan's unlimited defensive power, any words are pale and powerless. And even if words prevail...... She can also turn the situation back with the super special kill of "Madness", which is the furious Protoss' pressing at the bottom of the box.
So Li Ding decided to shut up. At the same time, she comforted herself in her heart: "Fortunately, she is just saying that the image of the pig's head is terrifying, as for her true face...... Ha, she is still evaluated as quite handsome, so handsome that she can't help but take advantage of it. It's not a matter of taking advantage, but you still insist on putting me on a fat bird...... Well, it seems that my appearance still has quite potential. ”
So Li Ding, who looked quite potential, relaxed his mind, and let Jia Luoyan snuggle up to himself and scurry around in the garden. Trying to find a way back to your home. Walking and walking, the two of them unknowingly ...... walked out of the City Lord's Mansion.
"Coming out?" Standing at the back door of the City Lord's Mansion, looking at the two eight-armed giant doormen with a waist circumference of two feet tall, Li Ding was full of confusion.
The two eight-armed giant guards first looked at Li Ding, who had purple hair and purple eyes, and then looked at Jia Luoyan, a fat bird, and then their eyes kept moving back and forth between the two, their eyes full of incredulity, disbelief, and horror.
Jia Luoyan was very unhappy by the eyes of the two guards, turned his face and glared back angrily, and shouted: "What are you looking at, haven't you seen a beautiful woman?"
The two eight-armed giants shook their bodies, their eyes bigger than teacups, and their eyeballs were about to bulge.
Li Ding comforted: "Why should Sister Yan be angry? The aesthetics of the eight-armed giant are different from those of us with normal size. In their eyes, a big man with a height of two feet and a waist circumference of two feet is the beauty of Peugeot. Am I right?"
The two eight-armed giants nodded violently......
"Sister Yan, since there are guards here, why don't you let them lead the way for us?"
"No need. Jia Luoyan glared at the two eight-armed giants fiercely again, and said, "Since you have already walked out, let's go out and walk around." Recently, fools of all races gathered in the city of the god king to attack the fortress of Zhongzhou. Why don't we go to the barracks?"
Each of the eight satellite cities under the Mountain of the Divine King has four large military camps that can accommodate 100,000 people. Li Ding originally planned to take a stroll around every military camp and get some military intelligence. Now Jia Luoyan proposed to visit the barracks, Li Ding couldn't ask for it, and hurriedly nodded in response.
At that moment, Li Ding and Jia Luoyan walked towards the Beidaying, which was closest to the City Lord's Mansion.
Out of the city lord's mansion, walk two streets, is a lively market. People come and go very bustlingly.
Jia Luoyan relied on Li Ding, and always fell on him, and Li Ding was not allowed to refuse. As a result, when the two walked all the way, pedestrians on the side of the road looked sideways. Fortunately, Li Ding is the appearance of the Hercules Clan, because the Hercules Clan has amazing hearing, no one dares to talk about it in private. However, those strange eyes that melted gold and gravel still forced Li Ding's face to turn red, and he had to desperately fantasize about Jia Luoyan's true face in order to muster up the courage to move on.
Of course, Jia Luoyan also noticed the strange eyes of the passers-by on the roadside, but she disdained this, and her cheek cultivation far surpassed Li Ding's several realms, and she walked all the way with her head held high, her aura was high, and she stepped out of the rumbling sound.
"Men, be cruel to yourself!"
Seeing Jia Luoyan's majestic momentum, Li Ding was unconsciously infected by her, so he gradually held his head high and strode forward. When passers-by look at them with shocked and almost terrifying eyes, Li Ding will also smile gently, as if it is not a heavyweight weighing up to 0.15 tons who is holding his arm, but a peerless beauty with a weak willow breeze.
In short, after walking with Jia Luoyan for a while, the realm on Li Ding's face has been upgraded by another level and he has gained a stronger defense. For the various turtle stream mysteries of the ship sect, I realized a little bit of essence.
After walking for about half an hour, the gate on the south side of Beidaying had already met the eyes of Li Ding and Jia Luoyan.
In order to facilitate the entry and exit of some huge savage races, the gates of the barracks have been built to a large extent. The south gate of Beiying that Li Ding and Jia Luoyan saw was as high as five zhang and three zhang wide. On both sides of the gate were walls as high as seven feet, separating the inside and outside of the barracks.
The gate of the barracks was wide open, and many soldiers of all ethnic groups were entering and exiting the gate in groups of three or five. The gates were also left unattended, and there were no military judges who forbade soldiers from entering and leaving the barracks at will.
In fact, there are still about 20 days left before the start of the expedition. Until the last days, the barracks will be closed, the whole army will be assembled, and the number of troops will be counted. Before that, all kinds of soldiers in the battalion were free to come and go, and they traveled around this place of peace that they had longed for.
In addition to the fact that no unauthorized entry is allowed in the Eight Satellite Cities, the Grange Fields outside the city, and some small towns and villages further afield, you can come and go freely. With the determination to strengthen the fighters of all ethnic groups to fight to the death and win meritorious deeds.
Since the barracks were free to enter and exit, Li Ding and Jia Luoyan could of course enter all the way unimpeded.
As soon as I entered the barracks, the first thing I saw was a huge school field that could accommodate 10,000 people to practice at the same time. On both sides of the school grounds, there are tall stone houses for soldiers to live in. In the Peking University camp, there is more than this part of the school field. In this military camp, which covers an extremely large area, there are five large school fields. The dormitory in the camp can provide a spacious living environment for 100,000 people.
Some high-status generals, priests, chiefs, patriarchs, masters, etc., as well as high-end dormitories similar to officers' dormitories. It can allow them to rest at ease, recharge their energy, and practice in retreat.
At this moment, on the first large school field facing the gate, a team of soldiers is training. It was a group of about 1,000 stone spirit people, and they didn't practice any formation martial arts, but were fiddling with a black cannon that was three feet long.
Those black cannons, all made of obsidian iron. Li Ding roughly counted, and there were as many as two hundred. Each cannon is controlled by five stone spirit people.
Li Ding paused his footsteps and stood aside to carefully observe the stone spirit man's cannon.
The cannon of the Stone Spirit Clan is different from the telekinetic cannon of the Terran Race. The clan did not have the talent of refining gods, and could not cultivate telekinesis, so it was impossible to create a telekinesis-driven cannon. Their cannons are shaped like the Hongyi cannons of the Ming Dynasty in China on Earth, and they are also breech-loaded.
The propellant of the cannon was a packet of extremely finely ground fire-type spirit stone powder. The spirit stone powder is wrapped in a ball in the form of something similar to a plant leaf. Once loaded, a spherical cannonball made of obsidian iron is loaded.
The cannonballs are carved with mystical runes, but they are obviously not magic weapons, and I don't know what those runes do. Li Ding didn't understand and asked, and the stone spirit gunner saw that he was a Hercules clan, although he was surprised by his lack of common sense, but he still patiently gave him an answer.
It turns out that the racial talent of the stone spirit people can give various weapons the special effect of "breaking the law". But the weapon must be held in the hand for it to be effective. If you get rid of it, if you exceed a distance of ten zhang, the "law-breaking" effect will be gone.
The cannon is a long-range weapon, with obsidian black iron as the cannon body and fire-based spirit stone powder as the propellant, it can shoot the cannonball more than ten miles away. In this way, the special effect of "breaking the law" will naturally not be able to play.
Therefore, on each cannonball, the totem of the stone spirit clan must be carved. After carving the totem, it can temporarily store the "breaking the law" special effect in the cannonball, that is, it flies more than ten miles away, and it still plays a role.
"If 10,000 cannons are fired at once, it only takes one round of bombardment to break the walls of any Zhongzhou fortress. After the stone spirit gunner finished introducing the cannon, he said triumphantly: "Although the Zhongzhou Fortress is strong and protected by a magic array, it can't stop the bombardment of 10,000 law-breaking cannonballs!"
"Oh, so powerful?" Li Ding sighed: "Then if you want to come to this battle, you must be able to break at least one Zhongzhou fortress." ”
The stone spirit gunner continued to be proud: "That is, as long as the cannon is enough, there is absolutely no problem!"
Li Ding asked coldly: "So how many such cannons can be dispatched in this battle?"
"Uh......" The stone spirit gunner smiled and said, "Probably, there can be 10,000 statues, right?"
"Ten thousand?" Li Ding provoked a strange smile at the corner of his mouth: "A cannon requires five gunners to serve." Could it be that this battle can gather 50,000 stone spirit gunners? However, as far as I know, the stone spirit clan is brave and good at fighting, and it does not only exist as gunners. ”
"Uh, aren't there enough gunners? Or seven or eight thousand?" The stone spirit gunner touched the back of his head, looked up at Li Ding, and pondered: "But there are only five or six thousand, I can't say...... There may even be only three or four thousand ......"
Li Ding shook his head, and said in his heart that this guy really didn't know if he liked to brag or really didn't know how to count, so he said, "Okay, I won't ask the total." Let's just talk about you, how many cannons did you bring with you?"
"Just these two hundred cannons. This time, the stone spirit gunner replied very crisply.
Li Ding pursed his lips, didn't say a word, and left the school with Jia Luoyan.
Garoyan asked, "Do you like those cannons very much?"
"Well, I don't like it. Li Ding smiled: "I just think the artillery is safer." I'm going to go to war this time, but I'm going to attack the Zhongzhou Fortress...... Hehe, Sister Yan, you also said it, fools who participated in the war. So I didn't think about making any contributions, I just thought that it would be best if I came back alive. So, I wondered if I could find a safer job. ”
These words are naturally an excuse. Li Ding asked so carefully, he just wanted to get some military intelligence, so he didn't want to be an artilleryman.
"If you want to come back alive, don't run to fight with the Shi Lingren. Jia Luoyan admonished: "Although I have not participated in the war, and no predecessor of my clan has participated, but I have heard a senior who has watched the war say that the first to be destroyed by the human race is definitely all kinds of heavy weapon positions. The fastest to die are definitely the warriors of all races who use heavy weapons. So, if you want to survive, stay away from the artillery. ”
"Thank you Sister Yan for reminding me!" Li Ding made a letter of gratitude, and then humbly asked for advice: "So, which type of army is the safest?"
"Lad!" said Jia Luoyan as a matter of course, "Of course, the cook is the safest! You have traveled far and wide, and you have seen a lot, and I still want to teach you this common sense?"
As she spoke, she also gave Li Ding a fierce disdain.
"Negligent, negligent...... Li Ding laughed dryly, but immediately frowned again: "But a strong man like me applied to be a man...... Can you agree with that?"
"Isn't that simple?" Jia Luoyan said without thinking: "Before the army starts, you find a reason to fight with someone, such as me, let me break your two legs, let me be a guy at that time, you can not go to the battlefield!"
Li Ding said expressionlessly: "Forget this method." ”
"Won't this work?" Jia Luoyan sighed regretfully, and gave him another idea: "Then you may be able to pretend to fall off your horse and break your legs during the march!"
"My horse can fly. Li Ding continued to be expressionless: "If you fall off the horse, everyone will be broken." ”
"Tsk, Ryoma can also be used to run!" Jia Luoyan taught earnestly: "Na, to be a man, you must know how to be flexible." You don't even have this workaround, you deserve to be cannon fodder on the battlefield. ”
"......" Li Ding was speechless.
He didn't want to go to the frontal battle, not because he was afraid of death. Anyway, he won't be weakened by the Zhongzhou Enchantment, and it's no problem to bypass the fortress and burrow into the misty Jedi on both sides of the fortress. Instead, you can go back to Zhongzhou smoothly.
But as an undercover agent who brought his own dry food, Li Ding wanted to make a great contribution to the war and do his part for the human race. But if you really go to the frontal battlefield, maybe you will be killed by friendly forces before you find a chance to fight back. The friendly soldiers don't know that he is undercover! It is too unworthy to die like that, and he will not even be rated as a martyr after his death.
Therefore, Li Ding thought about whether he could find a job that was safer and had more time for free activities, so that he could engage in intelligence work in the rear, make trouble for the barbarian army, burn some heavy grain and grass, blow up some arsenals, and assassinate a few generals or something.
However...... Li Ding's disguised pig-headed man Richard Harcan is another famous figure. Not to mention that you can be the center of attention wherever you go, at least it's quite eye-catching. The combat effectiveness is still decent. If you want to paddle on the battlefield without working hard, it will be too difficult.
"Well, how about pretending to be sick?" Seeing that Li Ding was still thinking about it, Jia Luoyan gave him another idea: "Before the war, find someone to issue a certificate and say that you are terminally ill...... Now, just ask Di Tianyao to help you open a certificate, and the proof she opened must be very convincing. ”
"It's an idea, it's worth a try. Li Ding nodded thoughtfully, and shook his head violently: "They are all terminally ill, and their lives will not be long, maybe they will be sent as death squads." The reason is: you are going to die anyway, instead of dying in bed, it is better to die on the battlefield vigorously!"
"This can't do that, your sister, why is it so troublesome?" Jia Luoyan rolled his eyes and said in a deep voice: "Then there is only one last way." ”
"What's the solution?" Li Ding saw her solemn expression, and thought that she really had a good idea, so he looked at her with anticipation.
"I'll snatch you away right now. Jia Luoyan said solemnly: "I claimed to rob you to go back to be a concubine, but no one dared to stop me." ”
The corners of Li Ding's eyes jumped, and the corners of his mouth twitched violently, he said in his heart I already knew that you were unreliable, and I still have stupid expectations for you so fuckingly?
"How about it, this method is good, right?" Jia Luoyan smiled proudly, patted Li Ding's shoulder, and said magnificently: "Don't thank me, I'm just doing my duty as an eldest sister for the sake of my younger brother!"
"Thank you, Sister Yan. Li Ding said expressionlessly: "But this method doesn't work, although I don't want to be cannon fodder to die, but the battlefield must still go." I have a reason why I have to go to war. ”
(To be continued)